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2024

12

Jan

Eleonora Incardona is the Instagram Of The Day

This instagram chick is named Eleonora….She appears to be a 33 year old “influencer”, which means her entire existence is being the annoying friend on the internet telling you to consume shit you don’t need for either a payday or a commission…and it’s all so sad.

I don’t think we like friends in real life who either brag about all the stuff they do, all the stuff they have, or their judgemental tone when they find out you buy your clothes at the Walmart….because the second hand store is considered cool now and they don’t judge you for upcycling women’s panties into face masks and hybrid panty t-shirts….

The point is, being an influencer or at least referring to yourself as one is like saying “I’m the popular girl”….or “I’m the prettiest” and I rarely believe people saying it believe it, but rather just say it because the more they say it, the more WE will believe it, then maybe they’ll believe it too…but they’ll fucking fake it for all the free trips and products and money they get….and you probably would too. It’s a fucking scam, on some telemarketing stealing your banking info level, but nicer to look at…

The good news, slutty content, the bad news….influencer face.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

12

Jan

Vanessa D’acquisto is the Instagram Of The Day

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Vanessa, who’s instagram handle is Yelenda, which makes me think she used to work under some kind of stage name like a stripper, has that instagram model look you’ve all been so conditioned by.

She looks like one of the many girls getting cosmetic procedures despite probably being decent enough looking at the start of her internet content career, because all these women are desparados trying to be the hottest they can be, not actually feeling the hottest they can be, so trying extra hard to be the hottest they can be, and it’s all so insecure and sad.

She refers to herself as a Satanic Girl, and I’d agree, that this social media shit is Satanic, cuz people who have found god would come across as less lost I’m sure….and clearly Zuckerberg or the Kardashians are agents of satan profitting off this sadness1

But she’s got tits…and that’s what matters because I’m not a therapist and I don’t care what the motivation is for posting the tits, or jacking up the face for when you post the tits, keep that shit to your sad self…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINKS….don’t click em….

I don’t want you to validate me as an functional internet platform…

Keep me cancelled….to keep me bitter

The last thing you’d want is for me to reach critical success, I’d be the worst kind of dot com billionaire…just trolling everyday in the worst way because I’m mean spirited and and asshole.

Keep me poor and hungry….

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Sadie Sink Nipple Pokies!
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Lisa Rinna Strips Down for Cosmo!
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Wrong Kind Of Oil… Idiot.
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Olivia Rodrigo Graces “The Hunger Games” Event in Seductive Style!
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokies at The Beekeeper Premiere!
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2024

11

Jan

Em Rat Cow’s In Bed of the Day

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When Rat Cow decides to give you a close up of her face, instead of the tits she’s been so generous in showing us all these years because it’s converted into serious amounts of dollars for her…it gives us a lot to think about.

Even when she’s showing moderate amount of the top of her tits, but making it about her face….LOTS to think about….

In conclusion, when you’ve got a good thing with the tits, why start going off course with other content like the face….it’s unnecessary and not the best for the brand

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2024

11

Jan

Maria Menounos – Cancer Survivor and New Mom in the Sauna of the Day

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Maria Menounos, the greek girl who I like to make “going greek” jokes about, because the greeks invented anal sex, and when I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy, all he would talk about is how he fucked the receptionist at the warehouse, who he was dating, up the ass using olive oil…so it’s clearly a thing, I’ve done my research, greeks don’t use their vaginas, they keep them preserved because they have a perfectly good asshole to use.

Anyway, she’s the clickbait from EXTRA or Access Hollywood, that was used to give men something to look at when their wives who owned their balls caught up on their gossip stories…

She’s retired to do some dot com billionaire entertainment network shit….

She’s had a brain tumor she’s had removed, pancreatic cancer she’s survived, and a baby with another woman’s womb to maintain her physique or because of the whole cancer thing, either way, she’s still hot, only now she’s hot from the sauna treatment she’s documenting, which could be how she kills off her cancer she keeps getting from all the anal sex that couldn’t get her pregnant so she hired another woman to do it for her….IT GOES IN THE FRONT HOLE NOT THE BACK HOLE MENOUNOS….you souvlaki loving freak…

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2024

11

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Doing Fitness of the Day

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I realized that I am an old weathered fuck when I referred to a mom with a hot ass with her 20-something year old daughter with a hot ass as “girls”….meaning I didn’t consider the mom to be aged out or rotted out or near expired despite having had a kid and that really goes against everything I’ve ever known about myself.

If the ass is still hot at 50, I guess I’ll accept the abuse the body has gone through and treat it like it’s not dead….I guess in a way, I’m a necrophiliac like that….you know they are dead, but you don’t care.

Jessica Alba is holding onto the old lady being hot dream, she works her ass off at it, and documents it….with her tits out…making it more tolerable….

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2024

11

Jan

Deva Cassel in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

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Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter with Vincent Cassel. She’s 19 and being packaged as a model because that’s what the celebrity daughters do when they are too lazy to act and when brands want to give them money because they have a marketing hook thanks to who their celebrity parents are.

If you know old Italians, they’ll tell you about how hot Monica Bellucci is. She is to Italy, what Celine Dion is to Quebec…..but hotter….maybe a better reference would be that she’s to Italy, what the hot chick in your high school was to you…..or maybe a better reference would be she had big tits and when Sophia Loren aged out, the old Italians needed a local set of tits to jerk off to.

Since Deva Cassel has no tits, or small tits, it makes you wonder if Monica Bellucci’s overhyped, over celebrated tits, are actually bolt on tits.

I mean we all know big titty Italians…so her tits were believable as a concept….but maybe she got her tits from her dad.

I’m a tiny tit endorser, so I think none of that really matters…mom tits, dad tits, they’re all tits to me, but those legacy fans who want to continue their love affair with their fetish by targeting their daughter will be sad she’s not built like her momma….but they will survive.

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2024

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If stepLINKS happen and no one clicks them, then did they even happen?

I guess we’ll never know…..

Not existing on the internet is pretty exhilerating in this world where everyone’s existence is the internet….isn’t it…

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Irina Shayk is Living the Beach Life!
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Gracie Hunt’s on a Paddle Board!
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Get Racy this Halloween With The Lingerie Versions of Your Favorite Costumes!
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Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain Are 60’s Housewives in “Mothers’ Instinct”!
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Anne Hathaway – getting ready for Albie Awards
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2024

10

Jan

Rita Ora’s in her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Rita Ora converted to Judaism when she married David Cohen from New Zealand, but I am going to assume that she’s got that “IRON DOME” locked in because she’s been circulating the industry for a long time and keeps managing to level up.

Known for her tits, like all women, since I judge and remember all girls from their tits, she’s done important things like host the Time Square New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest, as well drop albums, do acting, influnecer campaigns, she’s a fucking machine…literally…she has to be….that’s how she get where she got.

Well, she has been doing fitness, and she’s looking good fit, so of course she’s posting bikini pics of the scaled down tits, looking hotter and less sloppy than ever, even though she’s old now. Don’t age gracefully women, fight it from every angle.

She’s also in the Sauna, you know trending health and wellness measures to fight the rot.

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2024

10

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Has Cleavage of the Day

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I wonder if Jennifer Lawrence still writes Harvey Weinstein love letters, or is she just fully transparent about their transactional relationship that allowed her to be positioned as some child prodigy in acting, even though she played her awkward real life self in all the roles she was hired for, like some sort of Kate Hudson, or really any actor because acting doesn’t require talent, anyone can do it.

Anyway, she’s still some kind of superstar, so cocky that she’s barely working but breeding and sitting on her pile of money instead.

She’s also still got her tits, which is really what made me appreciate back in those leaked nudes that got that dude arrested, who she probably hired to take the fall, because it was a marketing thing and these manipulative sociopath women can convince dudes of anything, because her nudes made her far more interesting.

She’s been nude in that recent movie about her fucking a high school kid, where she was also not offensive as a hot titty aging actor…but the lie that she’s something special, when really she’s a giant whatever who has the right friends and colleagues that believe the lie that she’s important, but I guess that’s all we need…..a foundation of bullshit to carry us through life before it falls in on itself.

Point is, tits. Important tits.

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