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2024

19

Feb

Heidi Klum doesn’t really bother me, but I don’t find her hot.

The model is a little on the Phoebe Price hustle, where she really likes to fixate on her looks or sex appeal to try to draw in the eyeballs, without realizing she’s 50.

She talks about her sex toys, and all that post-menopause sex she has and it’s not that exciting when you think about that she’s in her 50s.

She tries to be funny and big personality, to compliment her attempt at continuing to use her Victoria’s Secret model tits 50 years later….to keep the audience engaged, and she’s all over the top…..but she’s 50..

So in being all wacky and exciting, she’s posing in some wild costumes for what we’ll assume is a behind the scenes from a photoshoot, and all I am seeing is the saggy inner thigh skin giving her a second or third pussy lip…since she’s 50..

Like I said, I don’t hate Klum or her bragging about the dicks she had, I’m just more interested in her daughter Leni who she should continue to pass the Klum we jerk off to since she’s not 50.

Either way, Heidi’s a pervert and at this stage a success and even an ICON…and you may dig it because old ladies doing topless antics you’d want less old chicks doing because you are a sad sack of shit.

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2024

19

Feb

Em Rata’s Titties Getting Paid on a Boat of the Day

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This is Em Rata potentially on a boat with her tits out doing some sort of brand campaign content for what we will assume is a high paid influencer campaign thanks to being the top tier influencer she is….reminding us that these girls are whores for the brand deals…

I mean I assume they are whores for more than brand deals, I’m talking just whores in general….whores for nothing…the charitable organization I want to start….but they are whores for likes, or followers, or attention…for brands, for access, for the lifestyle….

But in Em Rata’s case she doesn’t have to be as low level as the typical influencer whoring on a boat with her throat, because they are actually whoring, where she’s just taking pics with her tits out…because she’s made it.

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2024

19

Feb

Noah Cyrus in a Sheer Outfit-tit of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is not the hottest Cyrus, but as someone who thinks Miley is hot despite her dumb tattoos, it’d be hard for most to add up to her greatness, even her sister….That’s not to say I wouldn’t try to fuck the ugly sister and prey on her insecurities in efforts of getting invited to a family function where I can accidentally walk in on Miley while she’s showering or taking a pee, not that that would happen, because even an Ugly Noah Cyrus is far more premium than me….it’s just to say she’s not hot….so she uses other tactics to get noticed…

Like this outfit, that’s basically reminding us all that fashion is really just a mockery and viral video that idiots buy into….here wear this 5000 dollar bag as it’s more luxurious that the standard brown paper bag, at least more water resistant, but I’m a traditionalist and prefer the brown baggin the uggos…

However, you can see her tits, which may not be the best tits, but are still tits and that’s a strategy…..or in Noah’s case…THE strategy….those tits are this Noah’s ark she’s hoping save her…

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2024

19

Feb

Charli XCX’s Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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I’ve been doing this website for far too fucking long and it obviously triggers some serious questions about my mental health, clearly something is very wrong with me, but it also triggers some serious questions about the direction I took in my life over the years, because people have made a lot of money adjacent to me, while I sit here and rot…

So in those 20 years, I’ve seen the ghetto streetwear community become high fashion, where the streetwear I remember of my younger years is now this top tier mainstream mall level dog shit that people are throwing tons of money at and a bunch of posers got very rich off it.

I’ve also seen mainstream girls who were uptight as shit become porn chicks…since 20 years ago, people hardly even used email, this was around the breaking point of the mainstreamification of the internet….and a bunch of people got rich off it….

I’ve seen the porn shoot become the mainstream edgy fashion shoot, or the edgy artistic shoot….you know, things girls got paid to be in for Penthouse or Playboy, now being produced as editorial for free! Playboy would have paid 1,000,000 dollars for a chick to get her tits out with the level of celebrity Charli XCX has, but now she’s out there doing it for free. Psychopaths. They are all a bunch of exhibitionist psychopaths….

Sure, there were always nipples in fashion shows, I know cuz I jerked off to them, there were always nipples in SI SWIM, I know cuz I jerked off to them, there were always nipples in fashion mags, I know because I jerked off to them….

There’s something more porny about these nipple shoots and it’s not because Charli XCX is more porny of a chick than other chicks, if anything, she lacks sex appeal, but maybe that’s what I remember, an era where only ugly chicks with something to prove did porn….

But it could be because of the level of trash, the long tit with visible nips or felating a candle…

Either way, when I post it, it becomes porn to the eyes of the advertisers, since they think this is a porn site, so maybe I am still doing my part!

This is for THE FACE magazine, they’ll likely send me a takedown notice, because no one is fun anymore….everyone are possessive fucks…

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2024

19

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits are the People’s Choice of the Day

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In shocking news, the People’s Choice Awards still exist, which is really just a testament of old timey marketing people still having their grip on the fat marketing budgets from the brands they partner up with, because there is no way anyone watches that shit or even interacts with that shit, but you know it’s millions of dollars invested from the big brands to finance the dog shit they won’t take out back and kill.

I have a hard time believing, even in this internet world with FB pages and old ladies obsessed with their FB feed, that anyone is even voting on any of these people. It’s being gamed by robot voters at the Indian call center they buy their fake followers from.

In not so shocking news, Sydney Sweeney and her inbred retard face were the highlight of the night, because she wore a red dress and you know what they say about the girl in the red dress, at least what the trannies who made the MATRIX say about the girl in the red dress, or at least what they say about this girl in a red dress and that is that her tits are fucking rockin’….however the tits may be UP, but that face syndrome is definitely DOWNS.

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Along with SWEENEY’s tits, we had Megan Fox looking like a real life AI Version of a cartoon character that didn’t really remind me of Megan Fox

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Kylie Minogue didn’t die of Breast Cancer, but she did go to the People’s Choice Awards to perform like it’s the 80s….all old as shit…

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Halle Bailey is not Halle Berry, but she’s probably named after her because Halle Berry is so inspiring to all who don’t realize she’s WHITE and she’s got tits…

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Spielberg’s Internet Find Rachel Zegler They Are trying to Make into an A-Lister was there winning shit….

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Carmen Electra took some time off her OnlyFans hustle to show up to an event all scary as shit..

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2024

19

Feb

Riley is Teasing You of the Day

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I posted this OnlyFans star named RILEY last week, but I just came across some racier pics of her, and I’m all for a good old fashioned OnlyFans Leak.

The only thing I really hate about OnlyFans is that I didn’t get in on it early, or that I didn’t find some nerd to build out a platform for me to recruit chicks to sell their nudes on, because it was an inevitable thing that everyone knew would happen, just not as mainstream as it did.

So I may not subscribe to OnlyFans girls, or get sucked into their whole hustle, but I don’t really care if you do. I think if you want to spend your money on that shit, go for it…not my business and if girls want to take your money on that shit, let them game you how they want to game you.

I have had lap dances, and besides actually being able to grab the tits, it’s not all that different, because I’m only grabbing tit cuz they want my money, and that transactional union works.

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2024

19

Feb

Jolie is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Jolie and I don’t think it’s because she’s related to Angelina Jolie, but she may have some of the tits that Angelina cut off in her fight against her having that cancer gene….

She went to the University of West Virginia, which haters will say is the backwoods University of fucking your family members and making babies, but that’s just because they don’t understand that West Virginia is more than just coal miners breeding with family members, that’s probably got very little to do with West Virginia pride…

Now I will say this OF model is a bit of a fat chick, but with fat chicks often come fat tits and if you’re into tits….you’ll see past the fatness and want to dive in and feed….so here are some pictures for you to do that to…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

17

Feb

Amora Luv is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Amora Luv

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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As we roll into the weekend, I realize I will feel so lost an alone without having a website to update useless stories to…

My compulsion isn’t chronic jerking off, or picking my nose, or plucking my eyelashes….or licking public toilets, eating dirty tampons, picking my ass and eating it…

It’s updating this site and NOW I have 2 days without it….

That’s just SO unfair…

LIFE…

IS SO UNFAIR…..

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Dua Lipa is In Training!
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Andreea Dragoi Swimmer at Fashion Week!
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Maisie Williams’ Nipple in “The New Look”!
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Lady Gaga’s Makeup Hacks!
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Zendaya at the World Premiere of Dune: Part Two!
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KARATE KID
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Lewis Hamilton sneaks up behind a tiger and scares it
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Food processing machines that are satisfying on another level
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Experience Kim Kardashian’s Glamour: John Russo’s Iconic Esquire February 2012 Photo Shoot Revealed
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NBA tech that is going to soon take over
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TBT: Ambulance Driver Got Fired For Sure
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The 20 Best Online Dating Memes
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Vigilante Londoners Cutting Down A Pole Get Flattended
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Noah Cyrus Nude in a Body Bag!
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20 Sexy Girls In Shorts
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The Cavinder Twins Sell Chocolate!
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Leni Klum Red bikini Forte dei Marmi Italy
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Some of the best homemade cars in America
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Some of the most incredible bird nests
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We have simple needs
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Kara Del Toro Spills Out of Her Bikini on Vacation!
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An inside look at how brand new, expensive aircraft are tested inside huge fridges
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George Kittle’s Hot Mic During the Super Bowl is Going Viral!
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22 Unexpected Places People Somehow Bumped into a Friend
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Fat cat really doesn’t like its belly being touched
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Bruna Marquezine Showing Nipples in a Tiny Sheer Top!
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Little child goes up to strangers and gives them hugs
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Some truly interesting aviation moments
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Kanye shuts down Taylor Swift rumor
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Kara Del Toro Stuns in Revealing Black Dress, Flaunting Big Breasts and Seductive Side-Boob
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Dustin Johnson Goes Big on Valentine’s Day!
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Chanel West Coast … revealing for Ag. Valentine!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: CATAFREER
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Zendaya at World Premiere of Dune Part Two in Leicester Square London
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40 Sexy Slim Girls
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Little toddler’s beautiful reaction to seeing the world clearly after wearing glasses for the first time
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KILLER KARMA: 5 PEOPLE WHO WERE ASKING FOR IT
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Two cats in complete synchrony
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People and Their Weird Body Language
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New Master Splinter (GIF)
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Taylor Swift Donates 100k To Shooting Victim and Wants You To Know!
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Zendaya Coleman – Dune 2 premiere in London
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Sabrina Carpenter – The Eras Tour in Melbourne
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Vanessa Morgan – Wild Cards presentation at Winter Press Tour in Pasadena
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Samara Weaving – Leaving Delilah in West Hollywood
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Zara Larsson – At Lorraine TV Show in London
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Mariah Carey – Mea Culpa premiere in New York City
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Lana Del Rey – Shopping at XIV Karats in Beverly Hills
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Meghan Markle – Whistler Sliding Center in Whistler, Canada
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Jennifer Lopez – Promoting her This Is Me… Now the Tour’ in Times Square NYC
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Cindy Crawford – Day 14,605 of Being 18: Shopping in Miami Beach
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Mila Azul In Lacy Red Lingerie Via Photodromm
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Nice Flash (GIF)
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Beyoncé Boob Jiggle Over and Over Again in Texas Hold ‘Em Visualizer!
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Maisie Williams Topless in The New Look!
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Just Over There Laying Eggs
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Bottom Heavy (GIF)
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Lucy Vixen Bodysuit BBW Onlyfans
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AMATEUR MEAT: HOLLYDARK
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Public Fuck!
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Various nude , sex and porn video updates
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Nancy A Nude
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Big Boobie Babe Valy via Suicide Girls
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Meleida Tosca Milano Moda Donna Zishy
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Top 50 Best Porn Sites Of All Time
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WELL… THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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Curvy Models on the Runway for Shift Swim!
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie Girl In Black Stockings
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The Saddest Penis in Japan
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Miluniel Louis In Sunkissed Oasis Via Playboy
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Kim Higelin topless in Le Consentement (2023)
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Hitting The Wrong Spot
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New Big Boob Model Marria Leeah has Flowers In the Hair!
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Tanya Tate in Naughty Teacher Tanya Has Intense Sex With Ex Student at MILFY
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Is it healthy to eat whipped creamed out of someone’s ass?
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Big Ass Dildo Riding!
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Busty Mila Anne In Mesh Dress via Photodromm
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Dare to Bare: Dora Madison Burge Stuns in See-Through Bra and Panties on Sultry Beach Shoot!
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Ali Harper Secretary With Black Stockings Upskirt Glamour
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Lena Paul Pregnant – Bigger Boobs!
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Amateur pornstar Brook in premium nudes
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Izzy High School Seniors First Video Exploited College Girls
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In Store Butt Plug Insertion!
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Taylor Momsen is … different
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Kelly Kay Tan Lines Are Super Fine
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Did She Blow The Whole Town? (GIF)
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Just LOL
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Mtvkay got a Big Booty!
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2024

16

Feb

Botched Em Rata’s Got Her Tits in a Small Bikini of the Day

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Em Rata will say that she’s got no work done, that her pics aren’t photoshopped, because these people who do the influencer shit are so fucking delusional, they think their fake followers that they buy are legitimate people….and they stand by their fake shit as hard as they can because it feeds into their egos, their relevance and their money making abilities….

They are all fucking mental….

I had random dude tell me I should launch an OnlyFans earlier today, I said that I don’t do in-front of Camera shit, and he said that if Em Rata wanted me in her OnlyFans, I’d jump at the opportunity to play with her tits on camera….a ridiculous concept because she doesn’t have OnlyFans, that scenario will never happen, maybe we should talk about the things he’ll buy when he wins the lottery, you know to really waste my fucking energy with retarded nonsense….

But I got to thinking, if Em Rata did want me in her content, despite being firmly against being on camera, I would debate being the guy who shits on her chest, not cuz I am into SCAT, not because my toxic bloody cancerous feces is camera worthy…if anything it may get the nurses out there spotting my issues and demanding I go to the hospital immediately in the contents….but because I think influencers, ALL influencers need to be shit on more in video, not just at their HUMMUS PARTIES in Dubai with billionaires…

They overshare everything, BUT that, and that should change….

Here’s Em Rata and her weird fact with her big titties wanting you to save the trees…

Posted in:Em Rata