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2019

19

Apr

Girls Posing with Weed for GeeKey cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day

Our friends at GeeKey have a really original product that went viral and got funded through one of those crowd sourcing websites…because people knew they saw something that was really fucking cool and they all had to have one….

That is why we are introducing it to you, because we actually think you’d like it, for yourself or as a gift, it’s pretty amazing….

It is a key shaped Cannabis multi-tool that is NOT JUST for Cannabis at all, but for so many different needs or tasks or jobs.from drinking to screwing to measuring your dick…it’s just a really clever gadget and just $22.99….

Since it is 420….I figured we should showcase the most interesting thing about it….which is that you can smoke out of it….yes out of a fucking KEY….it has a built in pipe which is crazy in and of itself worth every $22.99 penny.

The second most exciting thing about this GEEKEY is finding the lock it unlocks, I am hoping it’s the chastity belt of some hot busty thing….

SO GET YOURS NOW but remember it is not the Key to my Heart…but it is close.

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2019

19

Apr

DABBING for Hunibadger cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day

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Dabbing…not just a stupid fucking dance a bunch of fucking idiots do…It is a way to get HIGH…though cannabis concentrates and our partners HUNIBADGER have invented the best maybe even ONLY the only device you need to DAB….

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The HUNIBADGER is a ceramic tipped, electric portable dabber that runs off of a lithium battery. It is small, convenient and comes in a hard shell case make it the key to be the best damn dabber you can be for home or on the go, it works with literally every kind of cannabis concentrate…making the Huni Badger a the only portable dabber you need….

Traditionally you need complicated DAB RIGS like these girls doing the traditional dabbing, they have no idea what they are missing out on by not using a HuniBadger Kit!

Now…all you need is that Cannabis concentrate to get what you need out of life…making life more stylish, more simple, more amazing…

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I am not a smoker, but I should be, especially since it is legal at home and since it is 420 weekend…the best time to try new and exciting things…

Now this girl knows whats up

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2019

19

Apr

Top 10 Celebs Who Smoke Weed for 420 of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who should really stick to weed, or DABS, because the meth is doing her WRONG

Cameron Diaz, caught here toking up with Drew Barrymore

Charlize Theron, the women who shot her own father, should start using CBD to chill out

Em RatCow, making joints look more appealing with each puff

Kristen Stewart, pot didn’t make her gay!

Lindsay Lohan, should have sticked to her weed bowls but later moved onto the bad shit

The Iconic Miley Cyrus Bong Episode

Mischa Barton, who sadly got fat from the munchies

Paris Hilton notorious pot smoker, would love to see this girl DAB

Rihanna, because we all know if you’re from the islands, you smoke pot.

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2019

19

Apr

Slutty Sammi Hanratty of the Day

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What a weird looking creature..

Is it hot, or is it a cartoon, or is it a freak…it’s one of those girls you’re unsure on…

It’s not obvious, until your erection reminds you that you’ll fuck anything…

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2019

19

Apr

Lili Reinhart Pole Dancing for Jughead of the Day

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Lili Reinhart, who you may not know of, but who you probably have seen around, thanks to her being on one of the most over hyped garbage shows, that have probably some the worst writers on TV…so bad that Luke Perry had to kill himself to escape it…

I have a theory that Riverdale is such a hot item with the young people…accidentally and that after their first season, they had no plan to continue and here they are in season 3 or 4….struggling…but not as hard as big girl, strong girl, Lili, who is taking pole dance class, as a back-up plan if all goes wrong or maybe cuz all girls are sluts who envy strippers despite judging strippers and looking down on strippers…

She’s dating JUGHEAD, who is one of those Disney Kid child star Sprouse brothers, and maybe he put her up to this, those Disney Kids and their weird fetishes thanks to execs at Disney diddling them like the Priests at the Notre Dame Basilica before they burnt the evidence…

She’s big, thick, busty, terrifying even, but I guess this is what girls look like now, it is the new normal…upside down on a pole…

Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2019

19

Apr

Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day

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I am old enough to remember Brooke Shields before she transitioned and became a man…

I am old enough to remember seeing a 15 year old Brooke Shield when she was a girl…naked on a deserted island…in Blue Lagoon…a role that I like to think was her only worthy role…but also one I was confused about because getting a 15 year old naked in Hollywood is a thing they like to do…but they are usually not so bold as to film it – even if it is for the sake of ART or content….they usually hire 20 year olds to play 15 year olds who get naked.

I remember her sitcom, or when she made me question Agassi’s sexuality, something I am sure tennis fans wondered with all his flamboyant neon outfits…

Yet here she is in her 50s, maybe 60s…with her ass in the air, like she just washed up on shore….and it’s weird…but not overly weird cuz it looks like she may be back n her estrogen as she’s looking more womanly than she has in years….

Menopause usually does the opposite…so silly…you are…Brooke Shields..

Funny what instagram does to these people, just naked all the time…

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2019

19

Apr

Anna Avila Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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It’s easter weekend so why not stare at some hot skinny naked model – cuz you’re out here on your phone or computer trying to avoid that fucking bitch wife of yours and terrible family of yours – and staring at tits seems to be the best strategy for that.

I’m your helper, your spirit guide, bringing you girls like Anna Avila…and her thong ass…with her nipples censored out because I don’t know if you can handle or deserve all she’s got to offer…and I don’t know, because I’ve never heard of her, whether she’s even got anything to offer other than this kind of cocktease to help package her as premium so that her Sugar Daddy’s don’t’ view her as a whore, despite being a whore…I mean posing like this..all dramatic is not wholesome behavior Anna Avila …what would Jesus think after being resurrected…only to find you spending your days doing this….I can assume not very highly of you…but I’m the other kind of Jesus who thinks it’s great….keep being great…making us want to crack that ass like it was an easter egg only to taste all the good that drips out of it…

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2019

19

Apr

Farah Holt Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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THIS was the only instagram I could find for Farah Holt, don’t quote me on this being the girl with her tits out for fashion above. We have posted her before HERE

Look at the artistry, as she makes her titty commentary on the commercialization of society, where people fill the void in their soul through shopping and spending money they don’t have, accumulating things they don’t need, all while polluting our Oceans with their single use plastic, like the plastic bag she’s wearing.

Ridiculous really, but nipples!

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2019

19

Apr

Constance Jablonski Topless of the Day

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Constance Jablonski topless for the Angels book….

These may be old, but I’m posting them anyway, because so is Constance Jablonski…she must be 20 years into this getting topless as a model hustle…and that should be encouraged and celebrated as long as you don’t look like other 40 year old woman…who weren’t all that hot to begin with and who chose a life of being a wife, mother, and evening snacker on her couch watching reality TV….living that middle of the road…dream…riding on credit card debt, a husband who ignores her and jerks off to internet porn, a house that never gets clean and is covered in mold cuz it’s all they can afford, and a garage filled with bulk toilet paper she found on sale in one of her depressing trips out of the house where she originally contemplated running away, or offing herself, but couldn’t resist a toilet paper deal.

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2019

19

Apr

Danielle Wyatt and Jen Beattie Lesbian Sex of the Day

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Danielle Wyatt and Jen Beattie are some cricket players who suck on eachothers wombat holes….because they are used to bats or are they called paddles..

Who knows, I just know female athletes are pretty dykey…and things can get out of control in this porn generation when alone in hotel rooms after or before a match and you’re feeling ready to get off…you might as well let your friend suck your pussy and take a pic of it for the memory or to send to your bf…

You know one of those “I’m down are you down, let’s do this” lesbian thing….just a bunch of Misbehaving young girls…

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