DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

03

Apr

Heidi Klum Eugenics Workout of the Day

Here are her aryan race tits…You white nationalist fucks…turning on me and my half Mexican ways and using Heidi as the example of what good white German Nazi blood can become…because bitch still has it going on..and you’re not even mad that she’s let SEAL up in her to breed and to destroy her vagina like the German Sex Club dominatrix she is…while she tried to play “Inclusive” when really she was just living out a fetish of being destroyed by a black cock that felt like a good old fashion fisting…

You know, Germany was the first place I was shat on sexually….not really, I’ve never been to Germany, but it is the first place a lot of people were shit on sexually…and this is their figure head…their bow maiden…since the Swastika was banned. Heidi Klum ….Germany’s own proof Eugenics works…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Delilah Belle Hamlin See Through of the Day

No Comments »

Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s kid. Lisa Rina never mattered, so her kid shouldn’t matter, but maybe she paved the way to create an entitled trashy rich LA brat, and that was her whole purpose in breeding…to create something that she could stage parent…and teach all the valid lessons to…but first…Let’s get some lip implants or injections so we look like we are family…thanks to Lisa Rina having had so much work done…

It’s interesting how trashy the rich and famous are, not to say Lisa Rina is famous, but she’s been on TV and I guess that’s more than enough fame to create an instagram THOT doing what all the other young girls are doing…and this trash is the proof..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Ellie Goulding Almost Naked of the Day

No Comments »

Her name is Ellie Goulding….she was a hipster popstar from the UK who had one hit in America..and who continues to exist all these years later…thanks to only needing one hit to exist…

It’s like people spend a life trying to build out some big idea, or do something great…working away, slaving in some cases…often times for people who don’t even give a shit about them…you know the company owners…when all you need is one fucking hit…that requires zero fucking skill…it can even just be a viral video…you don’t even need to know how to sing…and if you’re a girl…do it with your tits out….get that fucking money so you can ELLIE GOULDING and just cruise through the rest of her fucking life accomplishing zero, cuz she’s already got that one hit…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Ashlee Simpson See Through of the Day

No Comments »

Ashlee Simpson got her nipples or pasties on…under her see through shirt…and you can all masturbate to her like she’s not the second tier Simpson sister who just couldn’t accept her role as sister and let the big one Jessica do all the work for the family…but instead tried to have a career of her own that got her laughed off stage in numerous places…only to marry and breed with Pete Wentz than Diana Ross’ son who has his mom’s last name…because it gets him into night clubs or some shit…

I don’t think anyone cared about Ashlee Simpson back then, but maybe they care about her now…all these years later….as she continues to live the dream without ever having to do anything thanks to her sister’s monster tits…they fed a fucking nation..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

No Comments »

Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Demi Rose Mawby Massive Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Demi Rose Mawby the sex worker from the UK who came to Miami to begin her career in hooking with Taz’s Angels, who have now fallen off the map and been charged with human trafficking….while she’s still out there, taking it upon herself to human traffic herself…all thanks to social media and a fake trashy ass..

Dreams can come true to all different people – if they know how to whore proper…because when you break it down…success is all just a matter of how well you prostitute yourself…whether you’re a fake ass on instagram doing your best Kardashian impression in Dubai getting shit on…or a Top Exec in Hollywood…it’s all about sucking that dick and compromising part of your soul that doesn’t feel like you compromised it once you make it…and then you can blame all the men who fucked you along the way….for being perverts…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Chloe and Barbara Bechini Nude of the Day

No Comments »

Chloe Bechini and Barbara Bechini have the same last name, and pose naked together, like they aren’t related, but I think it’s safe to assume they are related….just a couple of sisters who are used to showing each other their vaginas because part of their party trick repertoire was doing threesomes together with one lucky dude who could help elevate them…..at least I assume that is what they did…I can’t imagine they were just perverted from the start, because they are so open and free, and decided to show each other vaginas…but I am not a sister, despite being called queer often thanks to running a celebrity website,e and I don’t really know how sisters work when it comes to showing their genitals..

What I do know is that these Bechini’s are smart to be documenting it on social media in silly shoots..because sister fetishes are real…it’s that naughty, TABOO, that is back in….INCEST…and I don’t know any dude who has dated a girl and not wanted to bang her sister…it’s just natures’ way…

So here are some unknown hustling in public the best way possible…as sex workers who aren’t sex workers but that use sex worker tactics that seem to fucking work…

Posted in:Barbara Bechini

2019

03

Apr

Faith Schroder Being Slutty of the Day

No Comments »

Faith Schroder is Silver Spoon Ricky Schroder’s daughter…and she’s out there at her almost 18 year old in a bikini…which I guess isn’t slutty in and of itself, a girl needs to swim, it just becomes slutty when the content produced is practically a zoomed in and cropped close up of her ass, so that everyone knows her skinny frame has an ass, and that there is no way for you to not see her ass..

The funny thing in all this is that she’s super mainstream, so this is just what girls are doing, young girls are just finding clever ways to be slutty for attention….cuz you gotta have Faith in the world….and the right tactics in exhibitionism will be embraced by all and give you the likes and follows you crave….

The fact is….they do this shit, then fight slut shaming, and preach sex positivity…to justify fucking all day…and that alone makes me think that maybe, just maybe, America is Great Again….

If everyone’s out there trying to be a hot half naked chick….there’s a lot of hot half naked chicks for us to look at….and it’s all FREE OF CHARGE…..

Maybe….God does exist.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Faith Schroder|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Halsey Pussy Print and Hard Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Halsey aka a girl named ASHLEY who created an anagram from her name to appear less BORING…like Axl Rose did with the word ANAL SEX…something straight guys are into, you know breaking the coveted asshole, at least back in the 80s when he created it, but something that gays guys are way more into….especially now that girls all give out ass sex on the first date….it’s not very premium at all..

Not that Halsey has anything to do with Anal Sex, other than that she likely gave her ass to many men along the way on her rise from party girl, to fucking a DJ in the Chainsmokers, to getting a vocal track on his song, to existing…

It’s all so disappointing, you know that real talent or craftsmanship doesn’t exist, everyone spends 5 minutes or less on things, and come from an uneducated place…where that some of the best movies ever made were made by crazy film historians obsessive compulsive freaks who knew everything there was to know before putting shit together for people like us to digest…where as now it’s all clickbait.

Halsey and her commercial music is shit. Her marketing of herself is shit. Her fake tits and sexualizing of herself is ok though…worth looking at I guess…but barely…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Stella Hudgens Got Them Tits Out of the Day

No Comments »

Stella Hudgens got her beefy titties out….she is the busty Hudgens sister, who despite being raised by stage parents, wasn’t the one sold off to the evil empire of pedos at Disney…but instead just got to ride the waves..despite being the one who you’d expect to be the one sold off to the media empires because of the BUSTYNESS… cuz tits get hits..

Instead, she just gets to show her tits at her own discretion, living that laidback, not a celebrity, probably not even employed, just getting some spillover ad deals from being a Hudgens…

Oh to be the sibling of a successful person you can mooch of…the celeb life without the things that make celebs lost their minds and suicide…