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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Mar

Katya Elise Henry Instathot of the Day

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KATYA ELISE HENRY is an Instathot with 5 million followers…

Not my style, pretty fucking disgusting looking to me, but apparently people like it…even if it’s all fake followers…the content she’s producing is designed to be seen…

This should bring every girl out there, both fat and skinny, hope or at least send her out a reminder than anyone can being an instagram THOT…they just need to THOT….trashy or not, fat ass or not, get naked, pose like you’re fucking…find some weird level of success….cuz everyone’s a pervert into this kind of flimsy, no soul, low hanging fruit talent…that requires no talent…just shamelessness and exhibitionism…

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2019

Mar

Jessie J Bikini Booty of the Day

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Jessie J is some UK popstar trash from a decade ago that everyone forgot…because Jessie J…is just that level of famous, probably set for life and a name that can be dropped to get free tickets because it was once very famous…you know a once relevant always relevant even when not relevant because one hit wonder and instagram keep you alive and your connections from when everyone was sucking your famous dick…are still in the industry and take your calls…

Everyone forgot her, except Channing Tatum, because she is the replacement pussy to the pussy he was married to for a very long time…the dancing wife, who was a professional dancer, named Jenna Dewan I think, I don’t really remember.

I just know that her dancing body, was better than this pocket of fat on the upper thigh I can’t help but stare at…on his sloppy new pussy replacement pussy…

Oh here she is nude

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2019

Mar

Top 10 Girls in Leggings of the Day

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Leggings….

A glorious invention that I remember from the 90s….when they started making their way into the mainstream…when leotards weren’t just for the queers in theatre club at your school…

An article of clothing where you are able to see the gateway to a woman’s soul, allowing them to walk around pretty much half naked, while being considered clothed…something women seem to love and embrace…anything to let the world see them as naked as they can get without being deemed a whore…

Fun….

Leggings…

Something you see every time you live your house, because everyone fucking wears them, they are so fucking popular….only now, in these racier times you also get to see full pussy definition…as the leggings get smaller and the women get bigger….

These are 10 pics of girls in leggings that we randomly came across and like to use as a reminder that just outside our houses, at the local Walmart or Gym…leggings exist….making all these celebrity bitches…virtually obsolete…real life is far hotter.

So get out there to the mall, or any public place…and stare at the leggings clad asses.

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2019

Mar

The Most Important Video of a Posing Bikini Girl Getting Trolled and Other Videos of the Day

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Falling into a Manhole

Dude Assaults Woman in her car

Russian Drifting

Truck Loses Load

SUV causes HAY FIRE

Crazy Near Accident

Florida Man of the DAy

Orgasm Dancing in Syria

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to know a girl who would soak her tampon in egg whites and insert it into her pussy because she read about it on the internet…like it was celery juice.

I don’t know how often she did this, or what the study / meme she read that said this was good cancer fighting tactics…and having had a mom who died of cervical cancer she was willing to try anything…like it was celery juice.

I’m sure she was a hell of a lay…ready to put anything up her egghole…if it was a convincing enough post on social media….but I am also sure she was a victim of the internet, clickbait, fake news, and fake health trends that likely just left her with a pussy infection….stupid people lead to stupid people soaking tampons in egg whites before sticking it inside themselves without any research despite it going against everything they’ve ever known – like to not put random things in your cunt.

I blame the internet…

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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Creepy Pregnant Nurses – All Pregnant at the Same Time…What
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Samsung Folding Phone Test
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Big Fan of Big Titty Flashers..
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Old Retard Lady Swing Fail…How did this even happen?
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Lifetime is Doing a SHow on Aly REssman Losing her Virginity
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Sychronized Bar Swinging is Some Dumb Shit
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Instagram Model with Big Tits – Elizabeth Turner
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NSFW – The Right Way for a Threeway
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whenever any girl gives you a hard time…you just have to say shut up bitch, you’re from a broken home, your mind wasn’t developed properly, thanks to malnutrition and psychological issues from being broken…distracted you from being normal….it’s effective with people in line in front of you at the grocery store taking too fucking long to empty her damn cart when this motherfucker is trying to buy some damn chips….

Whenever you are stoned and playing with a girls’ nipple from behind as she ‘sleeps’, don’t ask her if it is her belly button and freak the fuck out because you think it’s her belly button, while belly buttons aren’t supposed to feel like nipples…not that you pay with nipples…that aren’t your own as you jack off to pegging porn you queer.

I have decided to take the JUSSIE lead and instead of wasting my time doing posts no one reads, you know putting in effort, my soul and heart into my work, hoping it will go viral after 15 years and make me 5 – 10 million dollars…

I’ve realized it’s much easier to craft one viral stunt…get attention…even if it’s made up…

The problem is, I’m not crafty enough, that takes too much effort, it’s easier to just post titty pics of celebs and write mean spirited commentary from genuine anger, hate and darkness…

I know this was a lot about me…but at least I’m not a black guy, who broke into your house while you were in the shower saying “I want to fuck your ass til you can’t walk”..wearing a hoodie like I was Trayvon martin…..

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Keanu Reeves Entertaining Stranded Tourists…
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Everything Coming to TV and Streaming…in APril…
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All the Pregnant Nurses at a Maine Hospital is a Stephen King Plot
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Don’t Kiss the Pope’s Ring
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Blake Griffin’s Manhattan Beach House…
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John Voight Works for Trump
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Amber Heard Braless….
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Joy Corrigan Titties
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Colin Farrell and Danny Devito Answering Google Questions is a Weird Video…
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Naked on Big Brother – LOL
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NBA Injury
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12 Foot Python Climbs the Tree
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Luzy Hale – Tight Leggings Whore…
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I fucking hate Beyonce in her Mesh Shirt
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Fat Instagram Girl of the Day
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Big Bird Laying Some Eggs
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Cute Cat and Dog Friends
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Dude Trolls Police by Breaking Dumb Laws…
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J.Lo Cheats on A.Rod or Vice Versa – Cuz All These people are Vile
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Big Booty Whore Spazzing th Fuck Out in this Dance
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Dude with No Arms and Legs – Living His Best Life
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Racer’s Goofy Crash Causes Brawl….
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Seagull Imitation Championships in Belgium
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What Happens to the Osundairo Brothers?
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Dog Interview
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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Emma Roberts is Hot
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Lea Michele Push Up Bra
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J.Lo’s Fat ass in Jeans
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Zendaya’s Little Round Ass
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Elaine Lives On After Cancer
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Hussie Harrison in a Leather Skirt
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Kristen Bell in Jeans
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Keri Russel’s See Through Shirt / Bra
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Bella Thorne is Fucking Trash
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Rita Ora Legs..
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Heidi Klum at an Event
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Silver Dress
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Julianne Hough in a Slutty Dress cuz she’s a Slut
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Mandy Moore Bought Herself a star on the Walk on the Fame
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Tumblr Porn Still On
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Reddit Amateur – Natural Red – Who is a Natural Redhead – Jack Off
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The Caught Fucking – Compilation
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Get Your Whore Ass off My Car Bitch Whore Cunt Slut
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Letting the Pussy Hang Out
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Girl Masturbating By the Window…
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Hot Fucking Amateur Slut
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Masturbation of the Day
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NOTHING IS WRONG WITH JAPAN – THIS IS AMAZING
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Brittany Elizabeth Topless as Fuck
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Attacked by the Titties
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Cam Girls Smokes a Cigarette with her Ass
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Ekaterina Hot and NAked
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This is One Old Naked Bitch
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Riley Reid – Hot Ass
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Country Girl – Titty Flash
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Sluts with Short Hair Being Sluts
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Alexandra – the Banana Fucker
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Chloe Rose – Undressing
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Tanita Tango – Hot
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2019

Mar

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd and her big tits are an inspiration to us all..

She is doing so much inspiring work to inspire her fans with inspirational ideas and quotes and thoughts…

You know inspiring us with inspirational statements like when she posts shit like this…

You know taking that “FUCK BULLIES” stance on “everyone should be kind to everyone”…or some nonsense I didn’t read, don’t agree with, but more importantly feel like she’s allowed her fanbase to give her a sense of importance, and is out there trying to pretend or prove that she’s more than just a set of tits, who’s content as been consistently just posting tits, that’s how she got the following…

I am all for attempts to legitimize your tits, I just don’t agree with anti-bullying, because I think it is what keeps society moving forward and it eliminates the weak….

If you can’t stand up for yourself, or have a viewpoint that is beyond your little circle of life, whether that is your school, your home, your neighborhood, or whatever…you’re a pussy…and you clearly don’t have the internet where you can find other losers to be friends with and eventually revolutionize or disrupt business as we know it because being bullied made you more culturally aware, savvy, stronger, and capable of mitigating the bullying..skills needed to succeed…

Point being, the real lesson she tells girls is if you have stupid large tits, men will follow you and you can monetize that…

So if anything her existing is small tit shaming, cuz so many small tit girls didn’t get it as easy and have to be clever in their social media content – when trying to get famous…

So she’s a silent BULLY, doesn’t know she’s a bully, bullying everyone…but not the way you want…you know by smothering you and suffocating you with those monster tits…but no one is perfect…that’s why everyone needs a little bullying sometimes…you know to get better…to improve….

That said, Big tits.

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2019

Mar

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

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If you like big girls in bikinis, I hope you’re like me, where you just like all girls in bikinis, and statistically, especially now more than ever, some of them will end up being big…blame the food industry, the sugar industry, the corn industry, the internet and tech companies giving us something to do whilst sitting on our fat asses, blame having to work everyday, not getting enough sleep…. being stressed and overextended….miserable and one block away from a McDonalds to eat your sadness even if it isn’t satiating and doens’t solve problems…or in Iskra Lawrences case…you can fail as a model, and decide to rebrand yourself as a fat model, post a self produced video about being fat, even if she was only fat for a few months, creating this fat proud cuz her scam worked lie…

I call it FAT face like black face, but I guess it is fat appropriating….cuz real fat people are too lazy to make this much earth shattering noise…they’re more into breaking chairs and hating themselves and shit…

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2019

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Tight Leggings of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale, some old bitch with a slutty daughter who nerds want to fuck because she’s aged properly and looks the same as she did 20 years ago before destroying her vagina with her slutty body…

She is a mystery….maybe the vampire from her vampire movies…just some rich kid from the UK making it in America….in leggings with her ass out….to celebrate that – SHE BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM.
I haven’t even interacted with her content, I didn’t even know I followed her, maybe I clicked a like on some of her slutting, but I definitely didn’t comment on shit….cuz that’s how you get deleted by these evil fascists who run the social media platforms..

I don’t know when this happened…but I feel like she doesn’t want to be friends…or to slide into my DMs like she was Phoebe Price with her latest slutty photoshoot..and I guess that’s ok since I don’t like friends, have no friends and don’t need new friends…not even women who have no taste a fuck anything, even nondescript humans like Pete Wentz Davidson….something that increases all your chances to stick your dick in this mom.

Point being, she’s playing hard to get, a little cocktease, forcing me to just keep on posting her and questioning how it is possible for a 50 year old woman to still look this good, (the answer is probably from never really working a day in her life…botox, fitness, starvation, and all the other good Hollywood tactics…that happen when you’re rich)….doesn’t want me seeing her slutty updates for attention…

Maybe she’s just looking to be followed in person, in real life, you know next levelling the game…but I’m not interested enough in old bitches to bother with that tactic…just a hurtful bitch hurting my feelings that I luckily don’t have because I am dead and this is all written by a robot.

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2019

Mar

Maria Menounos Slutty of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still alive, and still slutting it in a bikini, because I guess like Billy Bush has taught us before her….there is a life after hosting some shitty nightly celebrity gossip show that made you a celebrity in your own right….riding the coattails of celebrities everywhere to get noticed with their bullshit stories…eventually leaking your own bullshit stories…cuz thanks to them…you exist…

I see her and her greek vagina (her anus, greeks invented and love anal)…as an educator…here to teach us how social media works…

Slutty Face Shot – 8,500 LIKES and 100 comments…

Slutty Bikini Eating Pic – 49,500 LIKES and 1,100 comments….

That is how social media works…it’s all about being a slut…posting slutty and getting rewarded in likes for being a slut….

Facebook is just a fucking porn company…they just don’t want the shareholders to know, because porn gets views, and when people don’t realize it’s porn…they can run ADS against the porn and make money….

We are all perverts.

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