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2019

27

Mar

Farrah Abraham Tucks her Dick of the Day

Farrah Abraham is out there in a bikini….

If you don’t know who Farrah Abraham is…you’re missing out on a fucking legend, a living fucking legend….straight from the mean streets of reality TV, exploited by MTV, a Viacom owned company, that endorsed Teen Pregnancy, giving idiot teens who were fucking a platform to be as famous as a Kardashian if they played their cards right….none die, it seems to be impossible to be as famous as a Kardashian, but the one who gave them the biggest run for their money was Farrah Abraham…

I don’t know if the video is of Farrah Abraham….the fake ass is so ridiculous it makes me laugh…and the muppet face is so ridiculous…it also makes me laugh.

But I do know it was posted to her social media, and social media is where it all happens, and more importantly, I know that Farrah Abraham produced a sex tape…getting fucked by a porn star…not even trying to pull a leaked sex tape scam…instead embracing porno sex work cuz she’s a pervert who wants to fuck…and I ended up making money off her squirting – so to me…I am forever indebted to her…one of her employees really…making me more money in one day than I made in years off the site….making her our Patron Saint…or Idol…the logo of the site should be her asshole getting fucked.

Farrah Abraham….our queen. Bow down.

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2019

27

Mar

Romee Strijd is Hot of the Day

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Romee Strijd is Hot…

The unfortunate thing in all this is that she’s in boring fucking Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, with that underwear jacked up her ass, like this was the 90s and Victoria’s Secret was finally making it’s way into American Households..giving husbands things to jerk off to, and giving wives something to spend their husband’s money on, in efforts to compete with what they were jerking off to….jealous bitches…

I don’t know how you can make mail-order catalog pics any more exciting than what we’ve got here…but that’s not my job to figure out.

Victoria’s Secret is a billion dollar company…they can hire far smarter and more qualified people to determine that….

I just know that they have the power to create celebrity out of hot chicks…but at the same time…position them to be boring as fuck. It’s too bad.

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2019

27

Mar

Zendaya Coleman Hard Nipples of the Day

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If Zendaya Coleman is your fetish…and her hard nipples with no bra cuz her tits are too small for a bra are your porn….you’re fucking weird.

I realize that you’re fucking weird well before your Zendaya Coleman fetish….

But these pics…and your appreciation of them…is just reaffirming what I already knew I guess..

Weirdo.

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2019

27

Mar

Cardi B Naked of the Day

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Cardi B the rapper who drugs and rapes men….

My opinion doesn’t matter, but Cardi B, who I guess is positioned as a sex positive ex stripper who fucked her way onto TV, and from there made a rap career as some trashy novelty act that our kids should not be allowed to listen to, cuz they reduce our society to being even dumber than they are, without injecting or exposing them to culture or class or thought provoking ideas…you’re just breeding a bunch of trash raised by a fucking stripper..

Well in her feminist, sex worker, glory…she used to seduce dudes from the strip club back to hotel rooms where she’d drug and rape them like she was bill Cosby, only her rape was far worse than sticking dicks in them until they orgasmed…it was ROBBING THEM…

So for Bill Cosby, he’s a predator…but for Cardi B…she’s a hero….when both are equally evil things to do…so Cardi B continues to exist, isn’t canceled, still gets brand deals and makes stupid money….she is even celebrated and inspiring, giving girls ideas of how to treat men, by drugging and robbing them, because the population is retarded and will follow her lead…

Fucked up times.

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2019

27

Mar

Dua Lipa Got Them TIts Out of the Day

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This cleavage has gone from fetish tits whilst underage on YOUTUBE, amassing a huge following doing the cover song thing like she was BEIBER, to scamming the entertainment industry into thinking she was a quality talent, and not just a girl with tits on youtube, able to scam the followers into following, making her that YOUTUBE money of other people’s music….

I am not a music critic, or expert, but can assure you that her music is shit, just based on my taste alone….

I am here to judge her and reduce her to being nothing but a set of good digital marketing tits…

So that is what I am doing….

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

27

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Hustle should give hope to all you aging fucks out there….

Hope that when you finally get put into the home you are inevitably going to be put in…there will be other 70 year olds who look this good….because Elizabeth Hurley at 70….is pretty fucking amazing, a feat of modern science maybe…or it could just be what aging looks like when you have never had any stress…but instead lots of rich men throwing money at you….

Life of leisure, still able to wear a bikini despite what logic tells us…of women dying at the age of 30….not lasting as long as this.

Maybe she’s an alien. Look into that pervert.

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2019

27

Mar

Emma Roberts Played Soccer of the Day

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6 days ago…Emma Roberts wanted to remind you all that she used to play soccer….in shorts…tight little American Apparel looking shorts…you’d expect to see a girl with Daddy Issues wearing….and it was a great, friendly, reminder…as far as I’m concerned…

Here she is in recent times, less athletic, covering her ass with a shirt…while wearing leggings…and rockin’ bigger tits….

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2019

27

Mar

Iggy Azalea Erotica of the Day

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This just in – Iggy Azalea Erotica is still disgusting…

Based on scientific research and three independent studies conducted while walking my dog earlier today….Iggy Azalea Erotica is not really erotic at all…

My research may not be all that accurate, since I know dudes will fuck anything, and after a winter of no bikinis, the most jaded pervert will still get excited by the half nakedness…

Not to mention, I didn’t conduct any independent studies, I do my best to ignore other humans…but if I did, I am sure the answer I got would be “who?”…cuz she’s not household in my demographic…

Point being, half naked, weird looking, cultural appropriating Australian slag being a slag to get noticed, attention and to sell records…to make more money than the money she’s already made being a hack.

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2019

27

Mar

Demi Lovato Looks Great… of the Day

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Demi Lovato the heroin addict that raised from the dead, proving that anything is possible if you set your mind to it, and if you have a naloxone kit handy.

I once coined the term “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” back when I was motivated enough to coin terms, and it’d be used in cases like this…a level of sarcasm maybe, a little dig cuz we know she’s not looking good…but I guess in Demi’s case – looking good is just being alive after trying to kill herself, since life’s so hard for her rich and entitled life…

Bitch didn’t look good, when people said she looked good, now look at her now…years later still not looking good..

I guess that is how science works…

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2019

27

Mar

Sophie Turner Swimsuit of the Day

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The Jonas Brothers are in Miami with their wives…

One is married to Deepak Chopra…who you may remember from being a guest on Oprah often…and if you don’t you were probably employed and not some degenerate sitting at home watching Oprah obsessively like a housewife…when really just being a fucking low life…

The other is married or marrying a much taller than him Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, but she’s hipster and cool, in a mainstream candy coated way…she doesn’t wear bras, often times has hard nipples and is wearing a one piece…

Clearly Deepak and Sophie should swap bikinis like they probably swap brothers like the creepy Jonas Brother groupies they likely are…finally with the dudes they used to think about when they used the shower head against their cunts while in high school…at least in Sophie Turner’s case…where as Deepak probably used to bathe in a puddle. I saw Slum Dog Millionaire – I know how it is…

Here is her sister in law PRIYANKA