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2019

22

Mar

Sahara Ray Pussy for Instagram of the Day

Sahara Ray posting her banged out pussy on Instagram….because that is the kid of girl she is.

She’s basically the RAT COW, before RAT COW ripped off her aesthetic and sluttiness with her big tits strategy to get famous, and basically got Sahara Ray pushed to the side and forgotten…

But she was one of the first huge set of tits to post pics in piss colored photoshoots, before instagram was even a thing…she was also the first huge set of tits to start a bikini line, before everyone was doing the bikini line, including Rat Cow….and I guess she’s fallen off, lost her mind, the fake fame instagram gives these people messes with their heads….and now she’s back…full pussy exposed on purpose cuz they are all pretty much sex workers sex working….exhibitionists who love being jerked off to while naked…ya know…

There’s no accidental pussy pics posted to social media…it’s all done on purpose..and we thank her for that because the future of instagram NEEDS to be exposed vagina..

Feminism needs to be LABIA empowerment…

We’ve freed the nipples, now lets free the cunt lips…follow this Trendsetters lead…

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2019

22

Mar

NOT THE Elizabeth Olsen Nudes of the Day

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I will not say that these are Elizabeth Olsen from some leaked nudes that I will get sued for posting…

Because as fas as I’m concered….

THERE IS NO WAY THESE ARE ELIZABETH OLSEN SHOWING HER CUNK TO THE WORLD WITH HER TITS OUT.

I repeat….

THERE IS NO WAY THESE ARE ELIZABETH OLSEN SHOWING HER CUNK TO THE WORLD WITH HER TITS OUT.

You are all just perverts, wishful thinking…that the third Olsen in the Olsen Twins is a naughty girl..

The reality is, her family are too rich, untouchable, industry masters who made billions…they aren’t about to fuck up or let their third chance at hollywood fuck up on this level.

Not that nudes, in this FEMINIST era has anything to do with anything…we all are perverts who take nudes to be like the porn out there…

IT isn’t a career killer…but it’s still something they are rich enough to destroy any asshole posting their pics.

I repeat…

THERE IS NO WAY THESE ARE ELIZABETH OLSEN SHOWING HER CUNK TO THE WORLD WITH HER TITS OUT.

But her lawyers will still email me to take this shit down, so JERK OFF FAST.

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Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen

2019

22

Mar

Top 20 Hot Naked Enough Instagram Models for 20% Off Kushly CBD of the day

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We’ve partnered up with an AWESOME CBD COMPANY with so many options of products, strengths, etc….called KUSHLY .

I recently read that only 4,000,000 Americans are using CBD. I have a feeling that number will be closer to 300,000,000 Americans using CBD when all the CBD hype makes it officially to the mainstream.

The reason I have that feeling is because….CBD works for me.

I am not a fucking scientist, I don’t know what CBD quality is, or who the best is…I just know that every brand I’ve tried has worked for me. I have used creams, oils, gummies….and all have worked for my needs.

They say it helps for sleep, for inflammation, for pain. They say it helps Autism. They say it helps anxiety…they say it could curve people off opiates…and I believe all those claims. I don’t think it’s snake oil, I think Cannabis / Hemp is a plant that can kill a lot of big industrial companies that are killing us…and that is why it has been illegal so long. It’s not a conspiracy bro…the government doesn’t care about the people they care about money and if something you can grow in your garden with ZERO processing can kill a billion dollar pain medication industry and that is just ONE category of what the plan can do…you’re fucking right they are going to squash it out.

So do your own research, believe what you want, but I am telling you that it works and today I am recommending KUSHLY…who are giving you my dear reader a 20% coupon. Use step20 at checkout…save a lot of money on your purchase…there’s not time like now for you to try it out.

Here are those 20 naked pics of babes on instagram to celebrate CBD deals from KUSHLY

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2019

22

Mar

Top 5 “I should Use USA Hangover Patches” Fails of the day

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We’ve partnered up with USA HANGOVER PATCHES who have the cure to hangovers, which in the event you didn’t know, last 72 hours for people over the age of 30, a stat I think I read but that I could have made up, I just know that I have the worst fucking hangovers where I can’t move…which could be caused by hepatitis or alcoholism…and overall unhealthiness…but from stories I hear from my friends…not that I have friends…but I read their FB statuses…hangovers are real…but they don’t have to be….at least not according to USA HANGOVER PATCHES ….

To celebrate the hangover cure….here are the top 5 videos of drunk chicks…drinking….who should be wearing their USA HANGOVER PATCHES

1 – Taking In Too Much To Handle…

2- Drying that Pussy

3- The Too Drunk To Stand in the Toilet Stall…

4- The Riding the Fridge Door like it was Frat Dick

5- THE PUKE IT UP – GAG REFLEX FAIL!

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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

22

Mar

Hanna Edwinson Greased Up Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Hanna Edwinson is an Instagram model no one has ever heard of…who seems like she could be an actual model…from Sweden and her instagram is just an extension of her career as a model because the only way to get really big deals and hired by brands is your following….hence all the ugly sluts who have made a lot of money pretending to be models cuz they have instagram followers and are hired as models.

The whole world is nuts…but here’s a cheesy shoot of this chick to help deal with how nuts the world is.

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2019

22

Mar

Emmy Rossum Pussy Eaten of the Day

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In honour of the end of Emmy Rossum’s career now that she’s left the tv show Shameless, here is her getting her pussy eaten on tv.

I hate this Emmy Rossum bitch. I don’t know why, but whenever I see anything about her it makes me sick to my fucking stomach. She isn’t hot, compelling, interesting. She doesn’t have a solid stage presence and is totally replaceable. Then there’s the whole whiner, crying over money, cuz she felt she wasn’t getting paid enough thanks to William H Macy, an actual movie star, making more than her…even though the show is based on his character…a show I don’t even want to name, even though I already named it, because it took a great concept of a degenerate and turned it into a Disney ride…with tourettes…just saying bad things, doing bad things, sitting around thinking “How could we make this grimier”….maybe they need some IN FLIGHT TOILET LICKING … cuz you can tell it’s a bunch of rich white people just writing nonsense and not actual people with substance or soul…and it sucks…

But Emmy Rossum sucks more than the show itself…

I don’t know why this pic or GIF is circulating, I just know it is, and fingers crossed this is the last we hear of this trash…even though Hollywood tends to recycle actors…let’s hope they don’t this time.

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2019

22

Mar

Nadina Vallina Tits Out of the Day

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She’s hip, she’s cool…you can tell from the visor…and the pantyhose with panties under it….Nadina Vallina….so on brand, on trend, killing that aesthetic…

That was hip, and cool, 10 years ago when American Apparel commercialized it…only for it to look like some low level version of what they took ownership on.

She must be from Russia or something…you know 10 years behind the rest of the world…but still busting out tits for tits are timeless, they are style, they are class…they aren’t a trend….that can go out of style, while everything else goin on in the pic is. So we focus on that.

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2019

22

Mar

Iskra Lawrence Flasher of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence was born on September 11 so you know she’s up to something….something bad…in a call 911 this bitch is on some ridiculous hustle cuz she wanted fame so bad that involved fattening up and monetizing being fat.

I say that she’s in FAT FACE – faking the fat to get attention…

She even self produced a stupid viral video, the viral video that made her, where she was on the subway in the UK in her underwear shamelessly embracing being fat….which led to getting her work…when it was all a joke to her cuz she’s not naturally fat…she got fat for a role, like she was Christian Bale…or some shit..

So seeing her flash, I see disgusting fat chick, but I also see fucking lies…out to scam marketers…and fat chicks a like to think she’s one of them…when she’s just being an opportunist like them….

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2019

22

Mar

Kether Donohue and JoNell Kennedy Eating Ass on TV of the Day

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Kether Donohue JoNell Kennedy Eating Ass

These two eating ass on the TV show You’re the worst….

I don’t know who Kether Donohue is, besides being the one faking eating the JoNell Kennedy ass….I don’t know who JoNell Kennedy is either. I don’t know what this show “You’re the Worst” is either…because I guess I am left in the dark on all things…

Or maybe seeing a fat chick eating ass badly, without seeing the asshole being licked isn’t something I need to see….or get involved in

Which goes to show you that there’s just so much fucking content out there, money is being put into this shit, people are getting paid to produce this shit, millions of fucking dollars cycled through…and people like me, who are on the computer all day, haven’t ever heard of it…

It’s just keeps cycling out to keep the industry alive, like we don’t have enough to watch, between all the options, even though I sit around with nothing to watch pretty much every night…. scrolling through my options, hating all of them….

While shows like this are funded, people are getting paid, and that barely exist…not that I’d like this show..or ver commit to this show…but you get what I am saying….and that is..that ass licking scenes put shows on the map.

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Posted in:JoNell Kennedy|Kether Donohue

2019

22

Mar

Keke Palmer Booty of the Day

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Keke Palmer is an actress, I know her because i saw her on STEVE Harvey show…you know digital antennas and not having a job….in fact I think she may be Steve Harvey…or maybe they just have the same level of sex appeal…

I’m just here, being like hollywood, proving that I am not racist, by posting pics of famous black chicks, put them in everything so that people don’t think we’re racists…despite being fucking racists….only I’m not like hollywood in that I am not racist…I hate most people equally, whatever their ethnicity is…and if anything white people are the fucking worst..don’t believe me…look in a mirror and reflect on your life….loser.

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