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2019

25

Mar

Irina Shayk Almost Naked for Glamour Italia of the Day

I don’t know why Irina Shayk’s nipples are aiming in different directions, like some cockeyed retard with brain damage…

I just know that despite having sold herself off to Brad Cooper…Irina Shayk is still one of the hottest models out of Russia – as far as I’m concerned.

She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s probably had a lot of work done, lots of face injections, probably not entirely a naturally hot Russian model…but she climbed her way out of communism…through the Siberian mountains…or maybe it was by fucking some Portuguese Soccer Player…either way…she made it to America. Did Sports Illustrated and then finally existed in the world…so Brad Cooper, some whining bitch of a celebrity manipulated her in and as a Russian who doesn’t know better, I mean they used to wait in line for black market Levis Jeans..she figured he was a good option to breed with and secure her future. Smart Russian…they are trained spies and know how to manipulate men with their vaginas…they were bred that way and the ones who didn’t excel were killed off…leaving us with great Fem Bots like Irina Shayk….and her cockeyed drunk retard nipples.

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2019

25

Mar

Sailor Brinkley Cook Self Breast Exam of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is a fine example of diluted genetics thanks to the hot mom marrying rich ugly dude who charmed her with his money….lifestyle and kindness…because dude was an earner and ready to buy himself a model wife after years of hard work and buying everything else for himself…

Sailor Brinkley Cook is skinny, she’s in a bikini often, but she isn’t hot…and we can collectively blame her mother for that…

Already rich Christie Brinkley didn’t think to just be satisfied with all her money, and breed with someone who would create a good looking child…she was instead charmed by the money…and forced to create this…

Diluted Genetics…but she’s rich and will be fine..not everyone is cut out to be a model, not everyone needs to be a model to feel good about themselves, some people are fine looking average at best, knowing their piss is worth more than you, without ever having to work a day in their life.

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2019

25

Mar

Kelli Berglund Naked Again of the Day

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Kelli Berglund.. the Disney Kid starring in the Gregg Araki TV show….that is about young people fucking, something he’s been documenting for literally 25 years, and that for some reason got him a TV show finally, which is pretty much a sign of the times, because when I rented his movie, on VHS I think, back in 1995, from some fringe videostore, which is something that used to exist, in all my pervert well versed in porn glory, I knew I saw he fucking future…

I knew that eventually, nudity and sex would be accepted by TV….because it is human fucking nature…not to mention all the people in entertainment are godless perverts….and people at their core are all fucking perverts…and when the masses were ok with sex, the ads would be ok with sex, and everyone would be able to jack off together in peace….while monetizing sex….like they are Kelli Berglund, the Disney Kid reinventing herself by being cast in a Gregg Araki show…masturbating to The Happy Hooker…naughty…

It took 25 years, well a little less…but it is only logical that if you’re paying a bitch a day rate and her character masturbates, that she better fucking masturbate on camera, it’s called acting..

The grey area of “is it porn, is it mainstream” is here…and eventually it will all just be porn…cuz porn always wins…I should have got into porn production instead of blogging….but here I am blogging instead cuz I haven’t had to leave my couch, which is far more convenient than actually trying.

All this to say, I am into porn on mainstream. It’s a passion of mine. I am into Disney Kids like Kelli Berglund going porno in the mainstream. It’s a good look for her.

Here she is doing what I thought was lesbian sex..

and here she is pissing …

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2019

25

Mar

Elizabeth Turner Tits of the Day

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I am not trying to attach myself to this Elizabeth Turner girl, but I will say that when she first started at this big titty modeling thing, right when she finished college, whoever was doing her hustling on her social media, likely a boyfriend reached out to me to promote her slutty photoshoots with her big natural tits…..because big natural tits get noticed, people get excited….

I figured if they were reaching out to me, they were fucking reaching, and probably got through to every other website who decided to promote her big tits…..getting her a following but never really breaking through in my “world”….which isn’t a very dialled in world, but I never see her name come up….

Now, 4-5 years later, her tits have been leaked, took fucking long enough, that would have been step one in the DrunkenStepfather – Jesus Martinez – School of getting famous…

Who needs a bitch 4-5 years later topless…when 4-5 years ago was her time..

I do think that great big natural tits are timeless, until they sag into a pile of slop as they do….so seeing them is good….not a too little too late situation….but a situation…a nude selfie situation that is perfect to help her go viral cuz there is nothing scandalous….just tits…and tits are great…

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2019

25

Mar

Bebe Rexha Erotica of the Day

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Good ol Bebe Rexha…the Albanian who is disappointing her dad with her slutty porno behavior that doesn’t seem like slutty or porno behavior to her or her peers…since this is the norm…but to old timers like me, and I guess her dad…it’s just trashy shamelessness that we’d expect from some attention seeking whore…not from every single woman everywhere…without remember that ever single women everywhere is an insecure attention seeking whore…and now that it’s normal and mainstream for them to behave like this, they all do it, hoping to fit in..

They call it the patriarchy, but they do it to them damn sense…the mainstream competing for eyeballs with the porn scene cuz the porn scene is more rewarding cuz you get to see cunt.

The point is that this fat chick is near 30, and has been in the industry ignored for years, only to come out tits a blazing for the world to see her and it was only when her tits were a blazing…whoring out all over the place that she was noticed…cuz tits get hits…

It doesn’t mean her hit songs are of value or actual hits….but people don’t care about quality anyway so she’ll bank money with her masturbatory low quality fodder….and feel good about her fat self as she makes all the money she needs to eat all the bad foods her fat ass wants…you know like the next Christina Aguilera.

The whole thing is pretty gross…but it’s busty gross.

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2019

25

Mar

Carolina Marie Bikini of the Day

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Carolina Marie is some model who has practiced her model face and went with it.. in every single photo.. her she is for a swimsuit photoshoot.

Is she a robot, I don’t know…I’d assume she’s void of most substance, except maybe the substance of casting directors and producers who she lays down for as their sex doll…cuz that face…is fucking dead…but still interesting enough to stare at when cumming inside her I guess…

Her face is always looking the fucking same, but new tits for us, are new tits and in her quest to bring her one facial expression to the top of the charts, it is our duty to supper her as the new tits we’ve never heard of…follow her…and encourage her for more…

I did my part, and SMASHED that follow button….and you should too…cuz one look can be fun when it’s half naked…in different poses…selling bikinis….or whatever the fuck is going on here.

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2019

25

Mar

Dora Madison Burge Slutty Stripper Nipples of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge doing what she does best….being a whore…

She may not be relevant or someone who really mastered celebrity or fame….I had never heard of her, despite her IMDB page, it’s hard to keep up with all the whores…

BUT she has managed to master social media because she realizes, like all smart girls realize, that dudes are fucking perverts who want to see you being a slut, so if you are out there producing self produced content, and you want people to be into what you are doing…be a slut.

If you look at any success stories of social media, it’s 99 percent when a girl gets naked, is half naked, and keeps people rooked in due to being half naked…no one cares about anything else…and the fuckers running the corporations know it, and figure out how to run in the grey area of being a FOREPLAY site, not quite a porn site, but you can jerk off to it if you want…but a site to get you excited about pussy.

So Dora Madison Burge and her second life as a slut on social media – seems to be smart strategy. It’s what the people want.

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2019

25

Mar

Em RatCow Texas Tits of the Day

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Em RatCow is culturally appropriating, or making fun of / mocking Texans, but dressing like a 1970s texas prostitute played by Dolly Parton, in some attempting to have depth or be funny that is pretty much just trash, which is really what Rat Cow is…trash..

She’s cleverly mastered getting social media following thanks to her tits. She’s managed to ride the instagram wave thanks to instagram being relevant still and people not “Unfollowing” people…I don’t know how strong her celebrity is, but I know she can polarize it with stupid people casting shit thanks to the following that gives an illusion that she’s more than just tits. But she’s not more than just tits.

The one good thing about this racism, mocking texans, treating them like redneck hicks, is that at least she’s trying to show some personality in her otherwise boring fucking existence…cuz beauty fucking fades and personality is what keeps people interested or engaged…even if her tits will always be infamous and her face..plastic and full of fillers..which for the record is bad of our oceans and Marine mammals you cunt.

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2019

25

Mar

Amber Valletta Naked for Lui of the Day

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Amber Valetta claims to be an actress…I think she used to be a model, likely a nude model, who decided that being an actress had more integrity than being a naked in photoshoot body, because there’s not much to being a naked girl in a photoshoot, and there is potentially so much more to being an actress…from fans, to challenging herself to play a character, to all that other egotistical bullshit that really comes back to one very important thing…she’s a bitch who gets naked in magazines…photoshoots…now movies and TV…and the world needs this type of behavior for our people to THRIVE.

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2019

25

Mar

Polina Grosheva Naked Shoot of the Day

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There are so many naked girls…so many naked shoots….so many instagram models and so many instagram photographers….that the level or concept behind the shoots start to fade, blur and really come across as lazy, played out and boring…even if they nude girl is hot, her tits hot, her willingngess to show her cunt hot..

So I am going to approach these shoots like the model and photographer do…lazily.

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