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2019

02

Apr

Romee Strijd Naked of the Day

Romee Strijd is a hot Victoria’s Secret model – doing Victoria’s Secret things, like being an overpaid half naked hot chick in photos….but unlike Victoria’s Secret content that is pretty fucking shit…she’s out here bare assed.

The problem with Victoria’s Secret is that they aren’t properly utilizing the whores they hire, create, make into celebrities..

These women are all willing to get fucking naked, so get them fucking naked, rather than leave it up to them to get naked….

Make more out of that contract, that pay check, and them being contractually obligated get naked is irrelevant because they are all winning at life and willing to get naked…

This would take zero fucking effort on the part of the brand, to put out a collection based on pussy…having every last one of these girls spread eagled…you know follow the market, follow the trend, the world is perverted and their models have vaginas we want to see.

Instead they are mall brand and christian and safe, despite being Jewish owned…

Gotta compete with everyone being a naked slut, sex addict, weirdo out there…

I mean give the exhibitionist whore the venue to show the world her butthole…it’s what the people want, it’s what she wants, it is what you are paying her for…

While we wait for VS to step up there game, we can luckily get to stare at other pics she’s participating in, because she’s a model, a half naked model…who also gets fully naked.

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2019

02

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Bra Top of the Day

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Is Charlotte Lawrence…Jennifer Lawrence’s sister? Maybe she is Jennifer Lawrence’s daughter she had with Weinstein when she sold her soul to get famous…

Maybe she’s Joey Lawrence’s daughter? Woah….

Or maybe she’s Martin Lawrence’s wife…

We’ll just never fucking know…but we do get to see her in a bra…and that’s more important than knowing why we are looking at her in a bra….we don’t need backstories – we just need titties….

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2019

02

Apr

Top 20 Nude Girls on Instagram for CBD of the Day

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2019

02

Apr

Maria Kn Nude Girl in Pictures of the Day

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I REFUSE TO CALL HER A MODEL…just because she’s in front of the camera – doesn’t mean SHIT…

She’s a self proclaimed model, a DIY model, but that doesn’t make you a model.

I think any profession, needs the general population to think of you as that thing you want to be, before you can consider yourself that thing.

For EXAMPLE, I write a blog every day of my life, it’s been 15 years of this, EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Multiple updates a day….but that doesn’t make me a writer.

If I met someone anywhere and they asked me what I do, I’d NEVER say I am a writer, and not just because I am ashamed of writing a blog, which I am…it’s pretty fucking lame…BUT because I am not a writer.

I own the blog I write…I will become a writer the day I get a book published, or a movie produced, or I get HIRED to be a writer…

I was paid to write once maybe twice in my life, fired for bother projects because I am not a writer…

If someone says “Here’s some money, write this for me”…I will accept that “ok, maybe I’m a writer”…

But what these instagram people are doing is deciding what they are, projecting what they are, and other people are embracing it.

So because she’s naked in front of the camera….she’s a girl who gets naked in front of the camera…it gets more views and likes…but until the outside world thinks she’s a model… she is just a girl who gets naked on camera..

So here is Maria KN naked on camera.

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2019

02

Apr

Ashley Greene Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Greene is not Ashley Graham…but she’s getting there because she looks fucking DUMPY, which I guess is the whole Ashley Graham plus sized model strategy….which has made Ashley Graham more important than Ashley Greene…who even when she was famous, no one knew who she was…

She was just some Florida Trash that some how managed to get onto the Twilight movies, which allowed her to matter more than she every should have mattered, and more than she ever will matter, because Twilight was a phenomenon…only she wasn’t…

I wrote her off when she came out saying she was abstinent or celibate, waiting until marriage with her promise ring with the Jonas Brothers…when she was dating the Jonas brothers…I just hate bullshit liars, and knew there was no way this bitch hadn’t been fucked from every angle, every way, from any cock that could help her get onto the TWILIGHT SAGA….

So now, 10 years later she still sucks, but I felt like drawing some attention to it….especially while she’s in a bikini looking like shit…as she’s in a bikini looking like shit..

So everyone out there…remember Ashley Greene who was once famous…look how badly she’s rotted out…as she rocks her dumpy stomach bikini bottoms….like a 40 year old at the 3 star all inclusive resort.

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2019

02

Apr

Farrah Abraham’s Amazing Ass of the Day

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This may be some older bikini pics, maybe a few weeks old..how fucking funny is Farrah Abraham’s ass…

It is on another level of hilarious, comical, irrelevant and entertaining…which I guess defines Farrah Abraham…because the world doesn’t need her. The world doesn’t give a fuck about her. The world fucking loved her porn career she hopped onto after giving birth on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant…a show that sensationalized teen pregnancy…getting young girls everywhere fucking everyone to get knocked up….something I can’t relate to…because when I was in High School…girls were trying hard not to get pregnant. It was a social stigma and fear….

POINT BEING….

Farrah Abraham and her shameless quest to matter..from TV to Porn to Paparazzi pics…has such a silly ass….it’s worth staring at…and asking all the hard hitting questions like “WTF is wrong with our society that this is a thing”….

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2019

02

Apr

Madison Beer Bikini Top of the Day

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Madison Beer has figured out a strategy to get views on her MUSIC VIDEO…bikini top.

She’s an example of talent not really mattering when it comes to getting famous and having a record deal. What matters is internet marketing and when it comes to internet marketing…the easiest way to get views is to sexualize yourself.

You can intellectualize your sexualizing of yourself as being a feminist, fighting slut shaming, or really whatever angle you want to pretend you’re not just a shameless set of tits…but we all know you’re just a shameless set of tits.

I don’t think that Madison Beer is that clever or outspoken, she’s more a kid who’s mom knew how to sexualize her to perverts and she just runs along with it….it is all she knows, it pays the bills, and it’s an era where everyone is doing it…so whatever…

It’s a valuable lesson for all you girls out there to follow, if you’re talented or not, you’ll never be discovered unless you show your tits…so show your tits…

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2019

02

Apr

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter is less fat, which is interesting, only because she was pretty much ready to fucking explode out of her own skin, busting out at all the seams, just a few months ago…

She was working out for the paparazzi pretty every fucking day back when she was at her fattest….not getting any skinner..

Then one day…all of a sudden…out of no where…she dropped 30 pounds…

Maybe she started eating KETO, maybe she stopped her emotional eating, maybe it was plastic surgery, cool scuplting, all the procedues the young girls get. You know she had her tits done at 16…..she’s rich and capable of so much more.

She still looks pretty unattractive, but her neck and face finally have some separation…which is pretty exciting.

But her tits are out, braless thanks to getting her tits done, she doesn’t need a bra…and she’s not hot to me, but I am not saying she’s not hot to everyone, some of you perverts watched her grow up and that alone is porn to you….so pics of her is just a reminder of that…you fucking predator.

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2019

02

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Pregnant of the Day

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The Bieber’s did a publicity stunt / weak April Fool’s joke that could in fact be truth, because they are horny Christian weirdos who by definition don’t follow anything that their lord and saviour, there is no GOSPEL in the bible that says that a rich entitled slut who found Jesus can turn to the Instagrywam to be half naked that seduces some garbage child star exploited by his parents to become the biggest thing in Pop Culture, like he’s the second coming of Christ, at least by his number of followers…

Anyway, they claim that she’s pregnant, played it as an April Fools Joke, it may be truth, because fake relgious people don’t lie…or mock pregnancy…

But the people are mad that they are making fun of pregnancy, rubbing it in the faces of people who can’t get pregnant…

While the fact of the matter is…WHO THE FUCK CARES…

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2019

02

Apr

Joy Corrigan Topless Spreading her Legs of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is now in her 30s…or close to her 30s..

I found her interesting enough when she was a skinny chick with Bolt on tits in south Florida doing her Florida trash bikini model thing.

She’s get all kinds of jobs based on being in Florida so that the brands wouldn’t have to pay models to fly out there….which got her to pick up a lot of work…so there she was seemingly busy and working all the time…something LA models know nothing about…

Then…she decided that all her followers meant she was important and a celebrity and worthy of the LA and NYC life, leaving South Florida…and just basically doing the sugar baby rich kid bullshit…

But still out there with her tits, that are attached to her tits, but not her actual her tits…more beach balls that got stuck there or morphed into her and that grew into nipples after she got struck by lightning during a hurricane…

“Florida Woman Stuck By Lightnight Now Has Beach Ball Tits…”

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