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2019

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Mar

Ashley Benson Pussy Print of the Day

Fat Ashley Benson….the lesbian who fucks Cara Delevingne because she’s another lost soul from Hollywood….is losing a bit of weight….seems less fat than she was at her fattest…because I guess her rich socialite fake actor model pussy eater…..is helping her starve herself out so hard that her pussy starting to eat it’s wait through her one size too small pants to get some calories in…or maybe it’s just looking for cock…ready for cock..tired of being manipulated by Cara Delevingne…and it’ll do all it can to get it’s lips around one….

You know…since lesbianism is a myth and lesbians are just perverts.

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2019

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Mar

Kardashian Jenner Nudity of the Day

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I think we can all agree that the Kardashian Jenner – digital marketing experts – who were early to embrace social media to make their careers and earning far more lucrative and relevant – even if they were slow to the internet in the first place – that Kim tape came out way after Paris’….but the timing was right…just as internet was booming and you could really position yourself to win.

I think we can all agree that they are the real domestic terrorists, fucking up the faces of a generation of under 30 year olds, while getting rich….

They are giving terrible visuals, leading by a terrible example, and inspiring terrible fucking people….to be terrible…all while getting rich which is all they care about…further proving how terrible they are…and how bad for society they are.

So if you’re going to make a statement against America, or if you’re a crazy person out there planning something to get media hype…like something terrible….that we’ve seen on the news so many times before…focus your energy and firepower to where it matters…and target the worst humans responsible for destroying the moral footprint of America…one selfie at a time….

The Jenner / Kardashians…

Seriously…Garbage.

Heres there rest of them being slutty for the gram

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2019

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Mar

Madison Beer Bra of the Day

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Madison Beer was pretty much raised into the debauchery that the internet created before it started to get policed aggressively….

She was early to YOUTUBE thanks to a soul selling selfish parent….who had an agenda of her own…

Like the ANTI-VAXXER parents, who are all vaccinated, but have decided thanks to PINTEREST or FACEBOOK posts that vaccinating their kids is bad…so that the poor kids end up with the Plague or Polio…to prove the parents are fucking morons…

Only the celebrity, stage parent, child star version…

Use Youtube, google tactics to grow youtube, tag it to target perverts, grow audience, followers, subscribers….become an online marketer who realizes tits get hit…use your daughter as the vessel to get your dreams to come true. Use her tits get more views.

She’s not 12 and singing cover songs anymore, she’s a legit act now, cuz youtube paved the way and gave her value to get the labels to invest into her…..but using her tits…that shit is forever…it’s the gift that keeps giving…the marketing dream they didn’t have to pay for in the form of implants…all natural motherfuckers….

Good times.

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2019

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Mar

Rumer and Scout Willis Bikinis of the Day

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Slutty hipster Willis sisters doing what they do best….nothing.

They are both zero accomplished thanks to their parents’ being over accomplished…both having made shit tons of money with the whole Hollywood thing during an era when big fucking money was made off of Hollywood…

Who knows, maybe Demi got in on her ex Husband’s tech dot com fund….and is also a dot com billionaire…not married to KUNIS, but rather doing poppers or whippets at parties where people die, despite being 100 years old…

It’s hard to expect these idiots to do anything that matters, when their parents are basically unemployed…..

Celebrities are funny, because they work 6 weeks a year, make 50 million dollars in that year, and chill the rest of the year to hang out with their kids who never have to work a day in their life…

So despite having money and access…they just choose to be vapid cunts like the vapid cunts of the internet…posing half naked or sometimes fully naked for likes…since they don’t need money….

I think the only thing interesting about this is that Rumer Willis has a new face and body and she’s actually worthy of being stared at.

Huge news really…if you are looking for Rumer Willis news…which no one in the world is looking for…cuz these kids are pretty useless…

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Mar

Sophie Simmons See Through of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the heiress to the KISS empire, so she’s pretty much set for fucking life.

Even if her dad is a Cheap Jewish immigrant who is conservative as fuck in all his spending, and who has no interest in giving his kids money, it’s almost impossible to not spoil the little fuckers as their wait to inherit their fortune.

It is possible that Sophie does some work, some projects, especially now that fat girls are a big deal…literally and figuratively, but I always found her wanting to be a model who gets half naked on the internet weird…but I guess it’s nice to make yourself feel hot, play a little slutty, be a little wild and manipulate the internet for likes…

There’s obviously a deep rooted dopamine release that gives these sluts a high and keeps them all slutty….

Either way, Rich Sophie Simmons the Heiress of KISS and her big tits are on the internet for KISS fans, and chubby chases, wallet fuckers and dudes who like tits…which based on my extensive research…is every single dude.

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Mar

Nicky Whelan Tits of the Day

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37 year old Nicky Whelan…may not be a household name to anyone and her glory days may be long behind her….but like every Australian…she has done her duty with a role on Neighbors…but unlike Margot Robbie…she moved to LA, but didn’t crack that LA life…

She’s just a wild and crazy Australian party girl, who took a stab at Hollywood, got a few roles, probably lives a good life in LA…but is not that A-Lister she probably wishes she was…I mean she moved to America for this…being second tier is not what she hoped for…

Her American dream is less about her own carer and more about marrying a big black football player…who got her a green card and probably some financial support….which for a chick with tits, is a solid strategy to offset her own failures of trying to have a career of her own…

Hot tits for an old lady though…

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2019

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Mar

Ava Sambora’s Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is crazy Heather Locklear’s daughter…and I like to celebrate rich and entitled cunts who have no concept of actual reality…but are stuck in their own weird rich Hollywood reality…and are out there doing slutty bikini pics to try to compete with the Kardashians and Jenners and other kids they grew up with who are on the exact same hustle….but doing a bit better than this one….

There is no way they don’t all know each other, the new generation of celeb kids on instagram, who need their own TV show, only they aren’t that interesting….coddled twats are never interesting

The only hope this one has is that Ava Sambora’s mom Heather Locklear..is a fucking nut job, so she was raised by a raging addict nutcase, and that probably gives AVA some edge, some personality, some fun…and you know what they say about the crazy ones….that they are crazy in bed…so the kids of the crazy ones…even better….cuz they aren’t old, weather and expired like the mom….

Here are some bikini pics.

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Mar

Josie Canseco Fitness Dance Shoot of the Day

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Josie Canseco must be a professionally trained dancer, because look at her outfits she’s out there promoting in the dance studio.

I guess her mom wanted her to have some skills to fall back on in case her dad Jose Canseco denied her existence and shut off payment to them…

Some parents aim for education, some parents purchase and bribe for their kids to get an education, while other parents, like Josie Canseco’s mom go for dancing…cuz dancing is all she knows…and is how she met the dad after a game…him all jacked up on ROID RAGE and winning…and her working the Champagne VIP room for the team celebrating at the strip club…

Now I don’t know if her mom is actually a stripper or a Cocktail waitress, I guess I could google it…I just know the women who Athlete’s are drawn to…and women drawn to athletes…are fucking strippers and cocktail waitresses…

LOL. I just googled it and her mom was a Hooters Waitress when she got knocked up by Jose. Hilarious. Called it. I’m so smart.

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2019

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Mar

Romee Strijd is Hot of the Day

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Romee Strijd is one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…who produces her own smut on social media every single day to keep relevant. She’s busty, she’s got titties, she’s skinny, she’s ethnic and she’s hot…

A celebration of legal immigration, stealing your jobs legally, with her work visa that she got for being hot…making more money than 99 percent of Americans…for being hot…

Not based on education, accomplishments, hard work….

The American Immigration system has a visa called the O-1 visa, that is based on exceptional ability….and all these whore models have exceptional ability….being born tall, skinny, and appealing to rich men….kind of hilarious when you think of all the accomplished people with actual skills not able to get their work visas..but a bitch who gets naked in catalogs does….hilarious.