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2019

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring on a Saturday of the DAy

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When you’ve got fake tits, and a face injected face, like some kind of sex worker, who is likely as broken as a sex worker thanks to her childhood trauma, molestation and a mom who whores
her out…only you’ve been lucky enough to break that porn life and do that pop life thanks to Disney and Social Media…you sometimes need to post up your nipple ring in a sheer shirt for attention, you have momentum to maintain and merchandise to sell….you only got one shot or some shit…so flash them nip ring but not in a blatantly obvious way, just keep it clothed and casual – you know.

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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t do political commentary because I don’t care. I know that the president won thanks to social media marketing. He is a reality TV star..that’s the world we live in. The FYRE festival of politicians….but I don’t care about whether people like him or hate him…or seeing people identify with one party or the other…because I generally think everyone is a fucking idiot…and I’m Canadian so it’s your problem not mine…but when a grown, young enough dude makes comments that abortion should be illegal…because it is life..and when you’re in that deep and irresponsible you should pay for the consequences…I get confused…like that’s not dude speak…

It’s like be your republican, alt right, believe in all the silly rhetoric that the parties use to loop in idiots…but we can all agree…abortion shouldn’t just be legal…it should be mandatory unless you past a fucking test…

That said….your preception is not my reality and my perception is that skinny girls are easier to fist becaus they don’t have fat, visceral fat, pushing their pussy tight…it sort of just sits there with a gape.

The weekend is for fisting girls…unless you believe in abortion (and you should)…in which case…come in them.

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Girl Kicked Out of Sorority for Blackface
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Gold Digger of the Day…Makes me Laugh.
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India Eisley – Hard Nipples
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Noah Cyrus Pokies
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Eiza Gonzalez – Hottest Pics
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Kevin Garnett’s AUstin River Stories
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Cat in Sunglasses
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Madison Beer – Cleavage
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Bryan Singer Gets Work – Despite Rape
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WEEZER IS BACK – VIRGINS CARE
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J.Lo Cameltoe
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Cops VS Jaywalkers – Hilarious
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Tractor Trailer Ramp Fail
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The Fiji Water Girl Does Fitness Now that She’s got an Acting Job
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Kanye West Sued for Not Paying a Company
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Best Reason to Get Banned from Walmart
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Can Trapped Under RV
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Disney Offers Creepy Makeovers
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Panty Flash of the Day
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DMX Free!
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Erratic Driver Crashed into Hill
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Wedding Pics to Jerk off To of the Day
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Booby Trapped Meth House
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400k Watch
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Car Fire
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Local News Fail – She So Pale
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The House Where Lucy Liu Fucks
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Pretty Girls
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Man VS Escalator
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Wedding Photos for you to Jack Off To
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Young Actor – Hard Nips
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Peyton Roi List
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Party Girl Stella Maxwell
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Kate Beckinsale Legs…
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Gal Gadot – Bra Top
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Charlotte McKinney – Skinny
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Dita Von Teese Titties
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Bailee Madison Cleavage
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Uma Thurman Fat Tits
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Reddit Exhibitionit!!! Has a Great Name
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Guy Uses Vibrator App on his GF in Public…
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Really Huge Tits on tis Amateur Anal Star
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Girl Inserting a Dog Toy in her Ass
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Japan is Lying to Us with this Porn Scene
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Throwback Jen McCarthy Nudes
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I wonder went wrong in her life…
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Katee Life’s Got Tits – Huge Tits..
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Hot Naked Babe with Rocking Tits on a Boat – I like this one
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Naked Chick Sandra Choi…
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Squirt Machine
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Girl With Flexibility Skills You’ll LOve
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Dildo Demo
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Couple Do Coke when Fucking….Classy
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Slimy as Fuck
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Girl and her Throat Abuse
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Worst Deepthroat Lesson
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Li Moon is Fucking Hot
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Cam Girl Meltdown
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I am scared of this Science Experiment
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Megan Samperi – Hot and Naked
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Girl Beats Dude Up for Saying her Pussy is Stinky
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Heavy Cheseted Amateur Nude Dance
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2019

Jan

Rosamund Pike Naked Fucking on Camera of the Day

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Rosamund Pike is some 40 year old actress I don’t find very hot, maybe because she’s 39 years old and that grosses me out. That pre-menopausal shit not hot even if it means you can cum in a bitch without fear of breeding…not that you cum in a bitch…and would if you could because knocking up a bitch would make you feel less alone…after an entire life of sadness and just wanting a woman to ask you to knock her up…yet even the most desperate to breed chose someone else to breed with…poor you….

She’s in a sex scene, the reason I used to rent movies was for the sex scenes, so luckily, thanks to the internet, I dont need to watch all the bullshit and can get straight to the tits…

Apparently, she was hot at one point in her life…and cast as a Bond girl…so you weirdos probably like her. You like everyone.

Here she is at some event wearing clothes

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2019

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Instathot of the Day

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You’d think Padma Lakshmi would be too old and rich enough to not be an instathot, but this shit taps into these narcissists in some really deep rooted way, where they ultimately want to be seen and celebrated for being hot, especially when they have all they need.

Padma has been working her way up the food chain her entire life. I’ve told you the story about Forstmann, the billionaire she was with, who she told she was pregnant with, despite being pregnant with another billionaire, all for her kid to get his inheritance…and the inheritance of the actual baby daddy, who was the brother of DELL….

Point being these tits are calculating….and brown…and fun to look at…despite being old…

So thank the woman genetic code for craving attention and using their tits for that attention….without that…we’d have nothing…or we’d all be queers…like you.

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2019

Jan

Nina Agdal Skinny of the Day

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How about a topless Nina Agdal grabbing her tits in the tailend of her career as a bikini model, because even at the top of her game was still pretty unexciting….she was a downs syndrome looking bitch with a hot body in pictures…a large body in person…and a terrible cunty attitude because she really believed her own hype like all these dumb bitches do…

The good news for her is that rich guys are idiots, especially the children of rich kids, so she’ll live the good life thanks the Christie Brinkley not teaching her son with a rich guy to have better standards for himself…that his dad did the model route with her and it worked out great for her- look at all the houses they own…so why not give some broke unemployed bitch who calls herself a model the same level of security…make some downs babies with her….because sex work comes in all forms…

What I am saying is bitch is a Charity case, Leo’s sloppy seconds…and offers nothing but this attitude that she’s famous and important…when really she’s forgotten already..

Poor rich guy fucking her doesn’t know better, being managed or manipulated by this professional sex worker…

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2019

Jan

Sara Underwood in a Thong of the Day

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Sara Underwood is still a thing. She’s hugely famous or followed on social media, probably because she poses like this, which is funny enough not any crazier than any of these whores are posing, only for some reason Sara Underwood doesn’t get all the brand deals these other idiots do.

Sure, she did Playboy for years, starting at 18, before going mainstream on G4TV replacing Olivia Munn, hosting gaming bullshit, despite being a Playboy girl…which you’d think would be her stamp of mainstream approval….

She’s still got the fans, produces some of the best content on social media, using her hot Pacific Northwest body….and she deserves all the same campaigns the other whores are getting…

Give Sarah Underwood a break!

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2019

Jan

Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top of the Day

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Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top are about what you’d expect them to be.

She’s not even the McCord sister who was on TV, but got to go to all the events with the one who was on TV, and by association has been able to be relevant enough for the paparazzi to partner up with her for some shitty pics of her, generating some hype or attention like she’s a Phoebe Price…even though no one actually cares about her or what she’s up to…or even her nipples…it’s just content…produce as much of it as you can….

I encourage all nipples out. If they matter or not on the grand scheme of celebrity or not…I like em…..which makes sense since the nipples I’ve had my dick inside have all been disgusting nobodies and I still liked them enough to have my dick in them….so celebrity with nipples is just perk…NOT to say Rachel McCord is a celeb…because she’s not.

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2019

Jan

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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Naomi Campbell lives….and so do her Supermodel Tits….all these years later and still in existence…which is magical to model nipple lovers everywhere….The black goddess with the cunty attitude…always getting in high glamour, luxurious issues.

She is still out there doing that model thing….tits out.

That is all I gotta say about that.

Insightful…right.

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2019

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Big TIts of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is apparently a singer and model.

But more importantly, she’s a celebrity rich kid. Her dad created a bunch of TV Shows, like Spin City, Cougar Town, and something called SCRUBS….

Her mom….Kate from the Drew Carey show, who has likely gone onto other things, but who will be remembered as the mother who raised her daughter in LA amongst some of the shittiest humans around. Rich, gross, coddled, spoiled, entitled, disgusting…who all figured out social media, through shamelessness can get you noticed…and can help launch that career you don’t need because your parents are rich, but that you want because you are human and want validation….

I am all for more and more celeb rich kids bringing out the tits to get noticed. They have better DNA than most hick trash hot chicks also on social media with more desperation and willingness to fuck….often times hotter…but there story of struggle is gross…and a turn off…I like a girl who just gets it handed to her.

Here she is topless ..

I assume we will be seeing more of this one…

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2019

Jan

Cher’s 900 Year Old Tits and Panties

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I saw this is Cher’s 900 year old tits and panties…but I zoomed in on this outfit…and I think I see her pussy….

Cher, who hasn’t been hot since the 70s, but made a comeback in the 90s wearing lingerie that I know I’ve jerked off to at least once because it was the jerking off to the music video era of no porn…I am not proud of that personal fact…or that I am sharing it with you idiots…but I know if you’re my age, you’ve done the same, and if you’re younger than me … you’ve jerked off to worse…but even that was 25 years ago…now 25 years older doing the same one trick pony shit…..and it’s strangely hot…terrifying…and makes me wonder what happened to the concept of traditional old ladies who bake cookies and are sweet, smell like caramels, work the church bazaar….and play bridge every thursday at the community center…

What do seniors look like this now? It’s almost like part of humanity has been robbed of us thanks to madern science and plastic surgery.