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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2019

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini Ass Shot of the Day

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Dua Lipa, an Armenian or Albanian or Algerian singer from the UK who has gone viral on youtube, so viral that she’s got a record deal and they’ve decided “if people like her, they must be willing to pay to hear her, so let’s make a legit celeb out of her, she’s already done the heavy lifting herself, singing cover songs, gaining fans, that we can just ride on that”…in a “Thank god she understands internet marketing, otherwise she’d be working at her dad’s restaurant”…but now she’s living that good famous and rich life…THANK YOU YOUTUBE….

Decided to post up a pic of her ass…that you can assume 40-75 of that pic were taken before the one was chosen, re-touched, and posted….

And you can all guess the motivation, the real reason why she decided to post it…you can leave your opinions, guesses or answer to that question WHY in the comments…but I know you don’t exist and I’m here alone so I’ll just tell you…

SHE POSTED IT…BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HER BUTT WAS CUTE….and BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PEOPLE LIKE SLUTTY CONTENT….SO GIVE THE SLUTTY CONTENT.

This is straight up, look at my ass, I’m a thirsty fucking THOT…but I’m mainstream pop now, I have awards and shit…so jerk off to this ass…it’s more important than all the other thirsty THOT ass..cuz they aren’t on the Radio.

I’m onto her…

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2019

Mar

Katie Stevens Fat Upper Pussy of the Day

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Fat upper pussy, traditionally known as a gunt, or a MUFF gut, is a place where older women, usually after childbirth and during Menopause get a fat deposit similar to a beer belly, on their pubic bone, right about the pussy lips…

Thanks to lack of diet and exercise..and a natural, innate urge to eat our way through everything that tastes good….coupled with people pretending being fat is empowering so they can get fatter and still work, or be seen as not fat…it’s a get everyone on board and it will make new social norms in fatness…even though I am still fat…younger girls are getting muff guts, gunts or fat upper pussy at younger and younger ages….and they don’t even realize it, but instead post pics of it…..on social media…making for weird bikini clickbait…

This one is named Katie Stevens…known for finishing in eighth place on the ninth season of American Idol … a real winner….who has gone onto act in some bullsit…because American Idol is staged shit and agents at the agencies launch their new talent that way…perpetuating the lie that is hollywood…but giving us all some Fat Upper Pussy Bikini Pics…

She’s Portuguese which explains her body type…

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2019

Mar

Kitrysha Got Nude of the Day

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I like when girls get naked in photos, because it means I don’t have to leave the house to see naked girls. The fact is that even in person, seeing naked girls doesn’t mean I am getting laid, I am not that rich, so seeing them naked works for me….I don’t need anymore….plus in pictures they are photoshopped and edited so that I can maintain my unrealistic expetactions for women…so that I can continue to be disappointed every time I leave the house and I see what a bitch actual looks like…it’s better for all of us to keep our existence and interaction on the internet…

That said, I don’t find getting nude on the internet a brave thing, it’s clickbait and all bitches are attention seekers who like being clickbait. I don’t find it empowering…but I will say that I do, or that this is just that, to inspire more girls too insecure to get naked for all to see, to just get naked for all to see…cuz I want to see them naked.

This is Kitrysha.

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2019

Mar

Dirty Pottery and Other Videos of the Day

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Father Beats Neighbor Over Loud Music

Gun Store Owners Take Matters into their Own Hands

Smart Theif in Ethiopia

Plane Flies into Ferris Wheel

Flying Light Pole

Interview of the Day

Train Fail

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2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am mourning Black History Month ending…seeing all you white racists going back to your day to day…like it never happened…only to wait another 11 months for it to happen again…what the hell are we to do….

I realize it ended 13 or 14 days ago…but mental health works in mysterious ways…I was lethargic, depressed…I couldn’t get off my couch…I just kept eating chips and drinking beer….I probably gained 15 lbs, which at this size doesn’t really get noticed…I was anxious…I couldn’t place it..

Then I realized…it is all because Black History Month ended….they were such good times, great times, some of our best times…so many memories, happiness…laughter and joy….then it was all over…ripped from us without much warning as March 1st rolled around….only to be a memory what was…

It’s like losing a friend…a partner…a confident…a lover and a family member…just like that gone….like the time I built a Snowman as a kid and watched it whither away as spring rolled through…there was no Frosty Situation…why had I been lied to, why was I allowed to open up to him and be so close….only the black history month version….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Woman with her Cleavage Out Says – Demons Made her Steal Car
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Idiot Slips Down the Stairs
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Conor McGregor Beat a Man
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How Hollywood Makes Gunfights Look Real
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Cheese Challenge Fail
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Ants are Terrifying
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Subduing Road Rager
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The Britney Spears Musical is happening
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The Church VS Some Faggot
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Elephants are Amazing
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Slut and Her Soccer Ball
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Miss Worst Booty
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so bad at Twitter, that when I wrote a great jet about Kim Kardashian needing the family jet to be a 737-MAX…..I got nothing….but silence…I don’t think it is possible to be less relevant…

It’s a weird era of celebrities being non celebrity – and everyone being famous…. that I can’t break the clutter with my Kardashian hate…in an era where that seems so dated and played out…but that they aren’t dated or played out…even though they are dated and played out. It’s confusing…

Then I am competing with all the porn, and clickbait called “The Joy of Sending Nudes to Your Friends”…where a girl wrote about how she stopped sending nudes to men and started exchanging them with friends instead. She went onto say some feminist shit, that wasn’t “I like showing my friends my cunt lips cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut and I still send nudes to dudes lol, but I just BCC the girls in”…..only it read like “Like most decisions that prioritize supportive female friendships over fleeting sex arrangements”….shoot me fucking now….empowerment is the dumbest shit ever…

But the good news is that dudes show each other all the nudes of the girls who send them nudes…so that not only does the dude see your nude and your friends see your nudes…but so do all his friends….which is why you just post that shit on social media, your patreon porn site…whatever…you’re all sluts…

Let’s all get our parents to bribe our way into college…

Here are some stepLINKS…

William H Macy Threw Wife Under the Bus to Avoid Being Arrested…
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Smart – Sluts Only – Film Screenings
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Kiss Impersonator….on Fire…
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Paula Labaredas Slutty Soccer Ball..
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Shelby – Bikini Nips
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Katherine Schwarznegger – Looks Like Shit..
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Look a Real Zombie
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Dumb Biker of the Day
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Delilah Hamlin – Hard Nips
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53 Year Old Liz Hurley – Gallery…
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Sahara Ray Monster Bikini TITs
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Alien Fish
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Dog at Bowling Alley
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Calvin Harris’ House he Fucked Taylor Swift and Everyone Else In
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Derrick Jones Jr – Can Fly….
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Bus Explodes….
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Good Samaritans Subdue Road Rage….
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Greek Nips
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Aggressive Bear Release
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Spooky Painting
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The Catholic Church VS Pete Wentz Davidson
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Excited Diver Has Close Encounter with Sharks..
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Bubbles is Broke – MJ – The Rapist
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Sylvie Meis – Slut
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Eva Green – Slut
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Olivia Wilde – Slut
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Kim K – Big Gross Tits
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Demi Lovato is a Fat Fuck Dot Com
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Kelli Berglund at an Event – I’ve seen her Tits
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Julianne Hough – Slutty Mormon
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Anna Kendrick – Tight Shirt – Disgusting Bitch
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Karlie Kloss – Skinny and Tall and Boring
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Throwback Gaga Nips
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Maren Morris is Some Kind of Trash
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Steph Pratt – Bikini
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Some Mom Duff
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Tara Lipinski Muscle Memory Slut
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Olivia Wilde – Nip
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl who Hides her Boobs Too Well
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Japan Gym Class is Weird…
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Reddit Slut – Explicit Cherries
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Bavarian Anus….
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Amazing Slow Motion Booty Shake
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Anal Cannon
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Random Tumblr By Me!
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Hot Amateur Tits….
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Holly Peers – Saggers
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Brittany Big Tits…
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Booty Getting Out of Pool in Slow Motion
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Titty VS Thumbtacks…
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Janet Jade Huge Tits…..
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Panty Dropper…
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Lollipop in Ass…
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Strong Throat…
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Slutty Tanning….
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Amateur Bird of the Day
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Girl and her Dildo
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YOU GOTTA FUCK THIS….
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2019

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Squat of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard trying to be hot…

She is like every single girl before her…who has some potential in other areas of life…but chooses to do the influencer thing…because getting feedback on their looks, or half nakedness, turns them on…and being turned on is really what life is about.

The tennis thing isn’t her dream, it’s her dad’s dream…well now she’s here to follow her hotter twin, and other family members making money off her fame…..so she wants in on that too…it’s better to be hot on instagram living your life…than failing at tennis that got you this life…it’s what the people care about you know…

They care about her looking like she’s taking a shit in a china public bathroom while wearing a bikini….it is a fetish to some…..and that’s why she’s putting this out there…

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2019

Mar

Isabel Pakzad Nip Slip of the Day

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Isabel Pakzad is James Franco’s 25 year old girlfriend….which is old for James Franco, who is rumored to be a dud who flexes his celebrity status to seduce underage girls…one story that went viral before the #metoo movement, but that didn’t get him arrested because it was a simpler time then…another story that got him banned from all the awards for his movie about that weirdo filmmaker….I didn’t see the movie…but thought it was funny how quickly Hollywood turns on a motherfucker because everyone is so caught up in themselves that self preservation becomes key and that all these fake friendships surface…saying “see ya later bro”..

Well, this girl stood by him, it’s good for business and is a nice life…and apparently..she has nipples….wild.

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2019

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Oiled Up Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo getting greased up…while her new husband…who she ridiculously is getting married to because rich people are bored and like to feel some sense of normalcy in their 45 marriages in their 55 years of being alive…it’s good marketing, it gets them in to the tabloids, they like the tabloids because the tabloids keep them relevant…as do bikini pics…

This oiled up greasy like the pig at the county fair you chase, the Peurto Rican icon who can’t even speak Spanish but who exploited the culture when in the 90s when the latin sensation happened…inspired by her ass…Oscars weren’t too white…these hispanics were fucking everywhere…making stupid money and still making stupid money all these years later…

I am sure she’s evil and not just because she’s an old lady in a bikini – which is evil.

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2019

Mar

Sky Ferreira Naked for TV of the Day

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Sky Ferreira finally got a job on Lords of Chaos…

Sky Ferreira has some shitty fucking tits….and a shitty fucking ass…that she’s so willing to show off on the TV show she is part of…because girls are all exhibitionist sluts.

Sky Ferreira who you’ve probably never heard of, grew up with Michael Jackson, they were family friends and since she wasn’t a little boy he didn’t rape her.

She used to follow and interact with me on social media, TWITTER, a long time ago…then she got a record deal…a long time ago…and unfollowed me/ blocked me. Nice girl…the kind of opportunist slut who I hope doesn’t hit big with her nudity in movies…and that I hope backfires even though nudity is great…..empowering feminists everywhere.

I don’t think her pop career really went anywhere, but it’s nice to see it’s come to this attention seeking hustle…even if the tits aren’t nice.

But she’s got close to a million followers on her shit and she is only 26 years old…she will probably do a lot more titty content over the next decade and I am prepared to stare at her mom-like tits.