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2019

22

Jan

Faith Schroder Bikini of the Day

Faith Schroder flashing her pussy print all over Instagram like a rich kid from the Hollywood world would or should be doing….

The most amazing thing in all this is that when googling her dad Ricky Schroder from Teen Idol in the 80s fame….it turned out that he is only 48 years old…younger than me…which was more shocking than finding out that the producer of Live with Regis and Kathy Lee – Gelman – (i was on Disability in the 90s) is still the producer of rapist Seacrest and the slut from Soap Operas in her 60s….and hes’ only 58….like what have I been doing with my life to accomplish so little in more time on this earth than these go getters…not that Ricky Schroder has done so much…he retired at 19 and was never heard from again…but I guess his daughters are trying to pick up where he left off and trying to put the family back on the map the right way…in bikini, pussy and ass out….selling bikinis…

The best thing in all this is that the mom is Canadian, the dad is a Mormon and that this one is barely 18….already getting what she’s got.

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2019

22

Jan

Christa B Allen Naked of the Day

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Christa B Allen is naked. She’s some actress no one has ever heard of…from Australia I think…and she posts nude pics on her instagram so people who know who she is from her acting get excited….and then it comes across my desk, and by desk I mean cardboard box that I use as a coffee table, which is totally inefficient at it’s job as a coffee table…because like a paper straw…the second it gets wet it melts…and when with me…it’s always wet…not because of my sexy speak…or good looks…but my alcoholism and knocking drinks over…..

Point being, I see her nude pics from her IG on the blogs and I figure to stay relevant I should post them, because she may be a huge star…or may become a huge star, thanks to her hustle…good hustle.

Here she is talking about something warm and creamy with her hard nipples…

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2019

22

Jan

Bebe Rexha See Through of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is upset about being fat because fashion designers refuse to dress her fat ass for the Grammy’s

So she’s posting up pics of her in her expensive house by the pool in lingerie or whatever this is, possible showing off her Double D’s that match her massive gut…

Here is her rant about being a size “8” / 800

Because she’s trying to make it a thing, so people give her attention and she’s seen as some icon to the fat chicks everywhere, when everyone knows that she decided to make herself famous at 29 after working in the industry for a decade, because she knew it was a time people would embrace fat chicks and listen to fat chicks make shitty, flimsy pop music, in an era of no one having taste…

Fatty Rexha, not Anna Rexha is bullshit manipulative to the audience that celebrates this shit….

Just keep them big titties coming and I’ll avoid looking at them thighs…

Marketing these days…so gross…unless you like an ass like that…and you do…sick fuck.

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2019

22

Jan

Alexis Ren Still Slutty of the Day

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Alexis Ren is still dancing to the stars after using her social presence to convince idiotic TV people that her audience that do not give a fuck about her in any way beyond staring at her half nakedness on instagram…cuz she’s slutty…

There is no way these young kids who only watch Netflix and Youtube are going to their grandma’s house to sit and watch her on TV…and her impact on their ratings was nothing, shit, bullshit…fact…

But mainstream TV, old school media…don’t fucking get it and they never have…so Ren gets a stamp of “The mainstream like me”…and the old people get a taste of young slut moving sexually cuz she’s a slut….and the world goes on…life continues…her half naked bikini pics don’t stop..won’t stop…next step…porn career.

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2019

22

Jan

Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

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There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her…

She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires…

Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver…

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2019

22

Jan

Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day

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I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process…

I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush…

DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy.

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2019

22

Jan

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

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Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift….

Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares….

She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting…

This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough.

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2019

22

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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Some reality show stars become the President of the Free World…while others become breeders to professional athletes who live the good life because athletes make too much fucking money and live that bro life thanks to always being coddled by everyone around them because they were so good at sports, and in turn are now overpaid for what is the dumbest fucking thing ever…like throwing a ball with a bunch of men who shower and rape girls together..in the fraternity that is professional sports…

Her name is Kristin Cavallari…that’s Kristen with an I…and she’s posting bikini pics thanks to realizing that bikini pics is the only thing people care about…

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2019

22

Jan

Maitland Ward Erotica of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….

Maitland Ward is still fucking disgusting…old and expired….But she’s getting paid…by perverts everywhere who like her…because perverts are everywhere and I guess they are given access to their credit cards despite being full retards…and perverts are easy to manipulate and actually don’t like hot chicks because hot chicks are too out of their league and prefer something more attainable like Maitland Ward who looks like a mom….not hot to me…but I’m not the masses…

Who cares about Oscar Nominees when you have people like this being shat out of the anus of Hollywood…once on TV…promising…now someone who looks like a Yeast Infection….and probably smells like one too.