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2019

08

Mar

Jessica Szohr Tits of the Day

Jessica Szohr was on Gossip Girl, and recently played a lesbian on that Shameless show but thats about all she’s done aside from having a name that sounds like a herpes breakout …

SZOHRS ALL OVER MY GENITALS…..I hope they don’t get infected…and turn into penis cancer…I suck at life but I don’t want to die from the penis…or have the penis amputated before dying…I deserve better even if KARMA is a bitch.

Here are some other shots of her bush and nipples

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2019

08

Mar

Bella Thorne Bondage Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne in some Elizabeth Smart inspired kidnapping photoshoot for CR Fashion Book

She is clickbaiting, showing the world how edgy and wild she is, because she is channeling the pornos she watches with her queer boyfriend…cuz you know EVERYONE, except maybe me, watch porn all the fucking time…

It’s TRUMP content, whiners about social justice, PORN content and selfies…that is what makes up this internet world these days…

So this pervert knows exactly what people jack off to, what people find funny, she’s a Disney Trained puppet…and this is how you get views….tap into the mainstream…

Miley did it before her…give the people sex content, mainstream porn content and prosper.

Days of being wholesome or reserved is gone, because even spread vaginas barely get noticed….but the spread vaginas keep coming through cuz girls are basic and hope they will be the next or last vagina noticed.

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2019

08

Mar

Tinashe Topless of the Day

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Tinashe, more like who-the-fuck-is-SHE?

It must be irritating for anyone who reads this site (I know you don’t actually exist)…to see that every post is a “Who is this”…or “I don’t know who this is”…it lacks effort and insight, it lacks passion and care..it’s a fucking cop out…you know like figure out who the bitch is before you post her.

Give an SEO friendly description and link to her latest stories.

Make a real media property out of your site after all these years…

GO LEGIT…

Or just post her pics and be like “who the fuck is she”….shirt off tits out pantyhose ho.

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2019

08

Mar

Sophie Simmons Bra of the Day

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Looks like Sophie Simmons out here in a bra recreating the crime scene from THE STAIRCASE

Her mom Sharon Tate….and her Dad Gene Simmons…created a spoiled, entitled, heiress to a billion dollar empire…yet she still feels the need to produce photoshoots around herself, featuring herself, in various states of Undress, like an empowered body positive girl, on Women’s International Day…or ANY day for that matter…because when you have everything, getting attention for slutty content becomes what you do with your time off…which is all the time…I mean what the fuck else is she to do…..but be a girl…a typical girl…trying to get jacked off to whilst looking her best….it’s a good thing to do.

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2019

08

Mar

Dakota Fanning Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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Is this Dakota Fanning flashing her pussy or not?

Is this Dakota Fanning lactacting out of her right tit, while her left tit is hard nippled?

As international Woman’s Day dominates our thoughts today, let’s look at the young exploited by her parents, but who still hasn’t self destructed, Dakota Fanning.

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2019

08

Mar

Doutzen Kroes See Through Panties in a Weird Photoshoot of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is back, in some see through panties for a weird photoshoot for Love Magazine

This is what an aged, passed her prime, falling apart at the seams model who barely works…does when she realizes that her husband, a touring DJ, views her as the mom of her kids and that’s about it…the “was” hot enough to knock up a few times, during the whirlwind that was their young lives, only for his career to keep rocking…and hers to fade into “what was that dumb named VS model called again”…where Doutzen isn’t even the dumbest name Victoria’s Secret’s ever had…just not memorable on any level.

But putting her pussy out there in sheer panties in a magazine is fun.

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2019

08

Mar

Irina Shayk Wet Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk, doing her best Grinch Who Stole Christmas…..or Romanian Gypsy trying to hitch a ride out of communism…or trying to escape communism through the mountains of Siberia with any loop hole she can come up with, like the lady who used to cut my hair, who was able to prove Jewish roots and get her Israeli passport to get the fuck out of Russian at the peak of Socialism bread lines…or the countless sex workers who were sold to Americans…willing to give a passport in exchange for dropping their cum up in her…the things men do for a pussy….they smuggle them into your country to dilute the PURE American blood. How dare they….those Brad Coopers of the world.

Irina Shayk, the trophy wife to some high maintenance queer actor bitch, making him babies with her good genes in exchange for the good life, so she can bring that mom body to the beach of miami, where there are MANY Russian hookers there….it’s a spot they go…walking around with her head high..knowing she’s won amongst her peers…

Well. She’s still hot. I’m still a fan. She needs to do more of this.

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2019

08

Mar

Sexy Carnivale Dancers and Other Videos of the Day

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Racist Woman of the day

Dude in San Diego Punches Some Nosy Bitch in the Face

Blowjob in the Bank

American Girl in Thailand Sucking Dick

Woman is Caught on Camera Being Racist

Truck vs Cars…

Dude Lights Neighbor’s House on Fire

Los Angeles Shooting of the Day

Tranny Starts a Lingerie Line

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2019

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is International Women’s Day, so identify as a woman and get some lesbian sex…or identify as a woman and break some records…or be a woman better than women are women…because it’s International Women’s Day…and that is what you’re supposed to do…because the same people who hate GENDER stereotypes celebrate International women’s day…how can there be no genders and an international women’s day…ask the closest college kid hippie fuck….he’ll fill you in….without FILLING you…cuz everyone’s a sexless queer….

Here are some morning links…

Rapper Identifies as Female to Smash Deadlift Records. I love the identify as female troll.
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Brawl Over Crab Legs…
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Big Tit Fail
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Dust Devil of the Day
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Sluts on Public Transportation
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Bruce Willis New 10 Million Dollar Mansion
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The Simpson’s are Pulling an Episode Featuring Michael Jackson.
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Superman as a Horror Movie is the Premise of Brightburn
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Taylor Swift Looking Slutty.
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Bouchard Bikinis
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Big titties
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Corey Feldman Doesn’t Defend MJ Anymore…Realizes MJ may not have molested him, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a creepy fuck who molested other kids…MJ is Guilty fuckers
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2019

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it funny how girls pretend to be empowered and independent, but the first chance they get to suck a rich or famous dick, they’re on it…it’s like you can know a girl so well that you know just how much she hates a Ryan Seacrest…but the second that bitch accidentally meets him on a trip to LA at some sex party….she’ll be the first to never leave LA….because she found her soulmate…the same gay fucker she’s been laughing at for years…Ryan Seacrest was just an example of the kind of dude someone hates, but falls for once they meet, because they are groupie famefucker twats….Ryan Seacrest could be replaced with more accessible person like the local Weatherman…or a DJ or bartender…you’re all fucking groupies.

But I guess it’s not as funny as trannies cutting off their dicks to be women…that’s just fucking crazy…..now when at the grocery store, the only time I am allowed out of the house…cuz I have an eater of a wife…and I saw a bitch buying cake in front of me with calves that looked like Popey’s forearms in leggings and I’ll never know if she was born with a dick or not…thanks to make-up tutorials on Youtube and face injections from Kylie Jenner’s influence….

Drinking time.

Here are stepLINKS,

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini
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Wife with Monster Tits Laughing
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Kara Del Toro – Braless in a See Trough Dress
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Emma Stone Legs
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Sheer Dress on Some Random of the Day
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Heidi Montag on Diversity….
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Two Cars Unlocked with One Fob
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Plumber Charges Dude 230k to Unblock a Drain…
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Scary Bear in Front of your Tent
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Young Dudes Fight over Kate Beckinsale’s Pussy
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Gywneth Paltrow Is Pushing Psychedelics….
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Nicky Hilton Pokies
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Street Brawl
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Fit Instagram Girl of the Day
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Jessica Woodley in a Two Piece…
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Kids Calling Teachers by their First Names….is a Viral Video – What
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Man Big Snake Surprise…
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Lucille Ball Did Poppers To Ease Chest Pains
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Madison Beer Big Cleavage….
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Sad Message from Alex Trebek – TEARS CAME TO EYES….
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Brie Larson is Shit…
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Taylor Swift in a Magazine…
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Pixie Lott Face….
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Doutzen Legs…..
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Some Kim Williams in a Dress….
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amateur Couple in the Bathroom Stall
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Kayla Kiss Pasties
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Crazy Workout
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THE HOME ALONE REBOOT
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Chicks Twerking with Strap Ons
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Boyfriend Shows Up at a booty Shoot
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Throwback Titty Pics
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Big Tits…Sailor Hat…
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Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar…
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Snow Black in a Yellow Swimsuit
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Hot Amateur Slut….She’s a Good One…
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These Tits are Big
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Girl and her 9 Inch Dildo
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One Shot, One Kill
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Dude Gets Brain Damage Motorboating….
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Girl Fucking a Banana
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Bitch By the Lake
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YOU GOTTA FUCK THIS….
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