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2019

09

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of….

So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good….

Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense…

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2019

09

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is the pussy that Adam Levine managed to manipulate into marrying his fat wallet…and having kids with his fat wallet..because she was an immigrant, from who the fuck knows where, and she figured that he was a big star in America…without realizing how embarrassing he is for America….it’s not her fault, she was thrown into the Victoria’s Secret model life and had to land a millionaire, billionaire, famous person, whatever and he was on TV with his Hit Show…and on the radio with his hit band…to an outsider…he definitely didn’t seem like the fucking worst…yet he is…the fucking worst…

Here she is in bikini bottoms….

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2019

09

Jan

Brie Larson Erotica of the Day

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Brie Larson is garbage. She is not hot and I will not buy into the fake news or media hype around her and give into their lies…

I know how Hollywood works, they polarize situations, and overhype by hiring these people who pass their Hollywood test, giving them this sense of importance and celebrity…when I know the truth…

Brie Larson was a b-list actress, who played a woman who was abducted and lived in a room with a kid who out-acted her, winning an Oscar, which means nothing but hype to solidify the scam the agencies are trying to pull off….and now all of a sudden I am supposed to buy into and endorse Brie Larsos as someone worth fucking for any reason other than the story, her fame, her finances….I don’t get it..and I will not give into ti…

Brie Larson is not hot. I prefer the cheese she was named after. It has more place in our lives than her Hollywood nonsense, now doing Comic Book movies…such a thoughtful actor right…more like someone a team of people felt they could cash the fuck in on…

Here are some shots of her working out in tight leggings..

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2019

09

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Despite the high AIDS rate in South Africa, coupled with the level of systematic racism, and violence that goes on in South Africa, and not just by the legless athletes who kill their model girlfriends, but across the board…South Africa is a fucked up place….and despite the fact that Candice Swanepoel is old, weathered, tired, a mom of two, constantly pregnant because she likes the way it feels when a baby rips her cunt open…I man why else would she abuse herself 9 months back to back destroying her body and even her Victoria’s Secret career even though they encourage these girls to get knocked up and push 40…..anything to avoid hiring fat chicks…..It’s gotta be for the orgasm she gets….

I still think she’s got a vagina worth sniffing like a dog sniffing another dog’s ass in the dog park, only with your dick….you may not feel much…but it’d be a hell of a story…one you will never live out so it’s dumb to even think about…but I mean when staring at her pussy in a bikini what the fuck else are you to think about…

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2019

09

Jan

Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

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I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins…

Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2019

09

Jan

A Journey with Rachel Samstag’s Vagina of the Day

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A journey into nature is always better when there’s a naked skinny chick showing off her cunt….

I don’t know who this Sam Bag Stag girl is…but I do know the folds of her labia thanks to her artistry that is really not art at all, but that we can call it whatever she wants us to call it, because it involves showing her pussy….because art is a myth even when it is art….

This is like when some feminist girl starts painting her college squat/ commune bathroom with her period blood and expects idiots to pander to her, and they do, they say “Oh Petra Collins, you’re such an artist, here shoot Selena Gomez’s new video”…..

Silliness – Everywhere.

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2019

09

Jan

Amber Rose is Naked of the Day

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Amber Rose posted up a nude picture on the social media for all the perverts to stare at her newly built tits…and you’ve gotta kind of appreciate them from this angle, because you don’t have to see the breast reduction anchor scars, and you’ve also got to appreciate that the gutter stripper, turned rapper wife and baby momma….allowing her to still be a gutter stripper, but on a higher profile, in fancier sugar baby lingerie, or in this case nude…far better than the days of cheap, dollar store, yeast infection panties….Dreams do come true….

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2019

09

Jan

Naked Motel Girl and Other videos of the Day

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Hotel Guest Getting it Done

WTF is This

Trick Serve Wins Tennis Match

Pervert in the Mall

Hairwash of the Day

Fit Guy of the Day

Young Polish Girl Beats a Crackhead

Just a Dude Wo Cares ABout His Looks

Teacher Drags Autistic Boy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every day I see talentless idiots make money for having a social media following…I mainly get annoyed of the instagrammers because youtube requires effort, you have to film the video, edit the video, put the video up, and hope people watch it. I feel like these idiots getting views making the 20 million a year, as crazy as it is, is fair, cuz youtube is making 60 million off their views….

The issue for me is the instagrammers, who really aren’t even that interesting, who aren’t doing anything interesting, but posting up a lazy slutty selfie….of their jacked up faces and liposuctioned stomachs….who are more a “why leave the house and do shit, why live life, when you can pretend you have friends from home as you collect instagram followers by posting nonsense and buying fake views and follows and likes.. that you can in-turn sell to brands through silly photos and videos that they overpay for”…..it’s an actual scam and as much as I like sluts and scams…I don’t like clever sluts who run the scam on a mainstream level…I like when their scams are more dark, dirty, sex work….because what instagram is doing besides making uninteresting talentless people egotistical assholes who think they are important…is that they are taking boring girls and glorifying them…while taking desperate girls and taken them out of sex work…and any potential whore not becoming a whore is a fucking fail.

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Dancer Hides her Mangled Butt
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Lindsay Lohan Explains her Accent…
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Stella Maxwell is Hot…
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Lady Forgets se’s in VR
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Margot Robbie Stars in Live Action Mattel Movie
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Salma Hayek Tits in the Water….
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Celeb Big Brother has an Disgusting Cast
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Ariel Winter’s Waistline…
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Katzenberg’s Got the Good Ski Chalet
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Cool Champagne Aging
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Poodle of the Day
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2019

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The things that I find annoying today are that no one seems to care that we live in a world where men face more discrimination than women, whether in the workplace or trying to get laid, but we just don’t bitch about it….we just go on with our life sucking at it….

People like to say it’s hard out there for a woman, but it’s really hard out there for dudes, especially average or below average dudes…the competition for jobs, money, pussy is just too fucking high and impossible to break through….all while society hates on you like you’re R.Kelly…

Speaking of R.Kelly, it’s all over my fucking feed today, and I have to ask….Didn’t everyone already know that R.Kelly was married to a 15 year old back in the 90s? Or that he peed on a minor in video 15 years ago? Why is this a thing now? Because of a documentary and social Justice warriors digging through the crates for the archive predators to hate on….He’s been cancelled for 20 fucking years…what is this fucking rerun?

Then there’s the whole angle that men need to evolve their thinking, especially old men who have found success in their thinking, like a Louis C.K…or whatever…save the evolution to the next generation of inclusive queers who accept trans as their own….while letting the old timers be old…I’m not into Louis C.K, I hate gingers and don’t understand how he or Kevin Hart got famous, obviously via hype and marketing, but I will say DON’T GIVE INTO THE PRESSURE OF THE MEDIA!!! STAY AUTHENTIC. DON’T SHAPE SHIFT TO PANDER TO THE IDIOTS. EVEN IF THE IDIOTS ARE THE MASSES!!! Even if the masses are right or what sells, you made your money fucking own your stance….

The idea of them changing their comedy that made them money to be more marketable is everything against being true to yourself…it’s called selling out…and what the fuck is the point of that…especially when these people are already rich…

Maybe I have a different opinion because I’ve been producing content that is impossible to monetize, spending my days on content that is impossible to monetize, avoiding doing things that are easily monetized, when I probably should have cashed in when I could have, when the money was easy…and I feel ok with that…it’d be far worst if I catered this site to embrace and love and support all the garbage celebs who are garbage…

Maybe I just think it’s ok to just be your fucking self, whether society likes it or wants to buy tickets to your shows or not.

These public apologizes man…giving into the pressure for cash money…you fucking pigs…that’s the most disgusting advice you can give a human…”Ok so pander to the idiots and we make money dancing monkey”….

Have a fucking spine…whether your believes are right, fair, sane, normal, accepted, polite, PC, or racist or not…what happened to that whole DO YOU…or that only applies when you want to chop your dick off and compete in women’s tennis like a Williams sister. Fuck you all.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Hilary Duff Playing a Fat Sharon Tate is LOLZ
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Time to Become a TUNA Fisherman
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Old Lady White Bikini on the Beach
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Beach Cameltoe
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Padma has Great Tits
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John Travolta – Bald
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This is what fucks Lily Rose Depp
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Tree Cutting Fail
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This Woman and her Wine Workout is Still a Thing…
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Lindsay Lohan is a Mss
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Fat Kim Kardashian and her Nipples
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Kate Beckinsale Racy Dress
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Beyonce Shops at Target
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Martha Stewart is God
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Lavar Ball Basketball Star
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Questionable Cablecar
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Madonna’s Fake Ass is Weird
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Kevin Spacey Can’t Catch a Break for being a Queer
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Hotel Room Opened with Privacy Card
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Motorcycle VS utility Truck
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Nirvana Sues Marc Jacobs
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Pig VS Hunter
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Expanding Walk in Closet for small Spaces
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Car / Motorcycle Tow Strap Fail
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Still Weirded Out By this Tampon Wrestling
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From the Forum

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Rachel Lee Cook Leaves the Gym
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Lohan in a White Dress
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Emma Roberts Got Fat
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Courtney Cox in a Leather Dress
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Pippa Middelton in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale Ass in Leggings
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Emily Blunt at an Event – Tits Out
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Kim K in Blackface Walking Around Looking Fat with her Tits Out
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Lili Reinhart Cleavage
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Tran Bikini
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Model
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Reddit Exhibitionist Dirtyacarol
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Do You Choose the Tits or the Ass
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Just a Girl Casually Flashing her Tits
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Fisting Fail…Girl Gets Dragged Around Room With hand Stuck in Cunt
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Naked Pregnant Chicks
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Dirty Snapchats of 2018….
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Girl with Chesthair Finger Bang…What
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Guess What…Tumblr Still Has Porn
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Deadpool Makes the Titties Bounce
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Baby Oil VS NAked Chick
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We are Inclusive Here – Trans Slut Sucks Her Own Dick..LOL LOL
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Topless Chick Washing a Jeep
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The Best San Fancisco Tourism Video Ever
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Buttholes
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A Bunch of Vaginas
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Slutty Amateurs
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Boxing Slut with the Bolt Ons
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A WHole Bunch of BOOTIES
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Big Pierced Tits
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Big Tits Bad Tattoo
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Busty or Busted?
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