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Sydney Sweeney Wears a White T-Shirt to Disney’s Water Ride of the Day

Zendaya’s Nipples in Australia of the Day

Joey King’s Titty Show of the Day

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off the Benefit of Menopause of the Day

Did Eva Longoria Get a BBL of the Day

2018

Dec

Madison Grace Reed Bikini of the Day

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Madison Grace Reed is another girl in her 20s named Madison, because the name Madison was a trend for a while, the most popular name to name your baby in America…and since everyone is a half retard and does whatever they are told to do, buy what they are told to buy, listen to music and watch shows they are told to watch….you end up in situations where people truly think they are being original…yet all the kids in their kids class are also named Madison..it’s a crazy world we live in….one where people think they are making conscious independent thought but are really being programmed by smarter and richer people….

Point of the story is that this is not Madison Beer, it’s Madison Grace Reed, the sister of Victoria Justice, from the show that made Ariana Grande Famous, while this sister hasn’t done too much but tag along for the ride…but she did have some leaked nudes leaked and her close up pussy pics that may not be her pussy – had scabs on them….terrible you can google that shit….I’ll just post her living that instagrammer life.

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2018

Dec

Michelle Jenneke Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember Michelle Jenneke, I don’t think she’s all that important in the sporting world, which doesn’t discredit her fit body in this bikini that is a few sizes too small, you know her busting out every direction…..the way it should be…

Well, if you do remember who Michelle Jenneke is, then you know that this Australian, probably college level, track and field Hurdler was is the orginal female athlete to go viral on the YOUTUBE machine for doing a little dancing, not quite a twerk, just a big smile warm-up and the world went nuts, so nuts that for that one day she was the only female athlete who mattered and because of that video she is still, probably 10 years later, the only female Hurdler I can name….

Like all instagrammy people from the viral machine with social media presennce, she lives on as more than just one video because people are a fan of what she did that one day, or maybe hope for her to do more, but like all the instagrammy people before her…these girls don’t have to do shit and still get paid which is crazy on so many levels..one day makes for a life of riches…one day….I played this internet thing all wrong.

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2018

Dec

Jasmine Sanders Wet on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Jasmine Sanders is, but she was in a bikini last week and in trying to stay relevant I figure I should post up her bikini pics for you Jasmine Sanders fans, who I assume exist because I just googled her and remembered the Instagram model who I think is a Kylie Jenner friend, which always helps with an instagram model career – because Kylie is the queen Instagram bullshit…..the top selling avon lady of social media…..and I guess the staged paparazzi bikini pics from a week ago are just bonus marketing amplification…right..

Bikini pics documented by the paparazzi so we know she matters…

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2018

Dec

Jolina Pollex Likes Tomatos of the Day

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Her name is Jolina Pollex. She looks fun. Like a Salad You’d Like to Toss even if it could give you E.Coli and make you shit out your soul until you die a pretty quick death…which would be worth it because you know you got to get with Jolina Pollex….whoever that is….or this is…..you just know she’s better than anything you’ve had and that it’s ok to tap out at your peak rather than to live the mediocre life you’ve chosen to live….Jolina Pollex gives hope.

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2018

Dec

Walking Down the Road Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Male Cop Titty Grab

Tis the Season…

Hilary CLinton Doesn’t Love Trump…

Punishment for Perverts

Walmart Manager of the Day

Protesters Get Beat Up

Windshield Kissing Man

Romantic Wedding

Intersection Performers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When I read stories about kids making 22 million dollars a year doing unboxing videos, or instagram meme accounts making 5 million dollars a year with their relatable meme content, part of me gets mad, not because I want commercial success or feel like I deserve it for being on the internet with a website since 2004.

I didn’t really go after a marketable angle with the website….”DrunkenStepfather” is the anti-relatable content…and I’ve always posted tits and linked to porn long before it was millennial ironic….

Being unrelateable with jokes one percent of people understand…came naturally to me because I had no friends in actual real life and always just made people feel awkward…You have to be really obvious in your jokes to get the audience…and I hate that shit…

But the same amount of work put into relatable content could have set me up with a beach house or something…I mean I wouldn’t mind a beach house….and all the other things that come with money…like heating, hot water, hookers, endless booze….not actually having to work and taking my troll to the next level…you know putting some budget into my troll…would be nice…but the brand money is going to all the other cunts out there with their sesame street level of edgy cuz they realized cashing in is smarter on a personal life goals level….

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The 7 Year old who Makes 22 Million a Year
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Harvey Weinstein is Making a Comeback By Controlling the Media…
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New Porsche 911
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Katie Holmes Won Tom Cruise in a Wife Audition
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Fater Catching Kids in Earth Quake
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Golden Globes Nominations – I am Rooting for Jim Carrey….
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Motorcycle of the Day
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Madison Beer Tongue Kissing a Montreal Internet Slut
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Ana Braga – Topless See Through
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Offset’s Mistress is So Nasty
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Woman Drank 1 Litre of Soya Sauce as a Cleanse….
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stepHOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE / IDEAS…..

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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so mad about tumblr shutting down the porn aspect of their site, because people are perverts who like to post NSFW shit..

I have been deleted off TUMBLR, and really EVERYY SINGLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM since the first SOCIAL media platform I was on called PureRave back in 1999…seriously…and before that I was banned off chatrooms, blocked on ICQ and AIM, blocked on mIRC…this is going way back..but basically, I’ve been an internet troll who posts nudity, says offensive shit, tries to piss people off, or fuck with them on an emotional level for personal entertainment…and EVERY single platform I have used has deleted me.

That’s why I started a website of my own, so I can do my trolling for those who want to watch trolling, not that I troll so much and it’s more fun to troll on an actual social media platform because people see it.

Like yesterday I posted on some random’s bikini pics asking if it was really necessary to dress so provocatively, I’ve learned to be not overly offensive in the troll, like you can’t call her a slut, or ask to see labia…you need to walk her along that journey on her own to question “is he calling me a slut”…you know outsmart the system.

What i don’t do is post nudity on those sites, they ALWAYS shut that down…but even not posting nudity I get deleted…

Tumblr deleted my last tumblr 6 months ago, it had followers and I’d just repost shit from the site and they deemed that against their terms…meanwhle people are posting porn gifs I collect at STEPSMUT , that I don’t even post on this site where pretty much anything goes and is still classified porn despite being totally SFW….

I guess what I am saying is get a fucking job or a site you fucking Whiners, TUMBLR doesn’t owe you shit and they are dead in the water anyway…

I can’t believe I just wrote a novel about this, don’t expect me to re-read this and edit it down…that’s not how it works here…I don’t re-read shit….I spend enough time not being rewarded for that time…it’s about ROI fuckers…

Chloe Grace Lesbian
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I don’t Believe Jessica Simpson Wrote this Natalie Portman Slut Shaming Post…But It’s Random and Weird…
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NYTimes Calls Priyanka Jonas a Sneaky Indian
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Big Cleavage Hadid
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Hit and Run Win
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Barbara Palvin Ass in a Thong…
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Edita Vilkevicute See on Runway…..
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Van Hudgens Legs….
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Fat chick Who Killed her Boyfriend by Squashing Him
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Funny Frenchy
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Demi Rose Cleavage….
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Chantal Jeffries Bikini Action…
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The Youtube Kid Who Makes 22 Million A Year
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The Worst 100 Million Dollars Ever Spent
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Las Vegas Girl Fight…
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Rihanna’s Really Fucking Expensive House
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Amber Heard Nipples…
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Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples….
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American Hating Actress
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Arrested Rapper of the Day
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A Day in the Largest Slum in India
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stepHOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE / IDEAS…..

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Eva Green Got Tits….in a Magazine
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Ariel Winter Legs….
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Sara Sampaio in Jeans…
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Olivia Wilde Tits in a Shirt
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Penelope Cruz Busted Face….
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Ali Larter Legs in Shorts….
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Nina Agdal Tits Out…
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Josephine Skriver Ass in Panties…
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Liz Hurley Tits in A GOWN….
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Camilla Cabello in Leggings…
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Saoirse Ronan on the Red Carpet…
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Lili Reinhart Squatting
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Lily Rose Depp Cankles….
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From stepSMUT!!

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12 More days of Tumblr Porn of the Day…
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Cumshot of the Day
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Midget Cam Show……Boooty Shake…Spread Ass…..what the fuck….Amazing
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Awesome Big Titty Flash
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Drunk Homeless People Caught Fucking…
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Hot Fucking Amateur
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Naked Girls in Hats….
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Busty in Shower….
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Maitland Ward Xmas Diddle….
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Naked Earphone Chicks….
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Cop Knocked Some Pussy Out
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Bianka and the Perky Tits…
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Cali Carter Nude Massage
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Diddler of the Day
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Big Titty Show….
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ANother Huge Titty Flash
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Box Gap!
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Elizabeth Ostrander Tits
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Naked Girls Together
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Turning a Bitch into Cake
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2018

Dec

Knives is the is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

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Guess what day it is? It’s the 3rd day of Christmas over here, up in here, right here….

ARE YOU EXCITED? Because I am…there’s no better time of year, and despite being an asshole who makes fun of shit and focuses on tits all year, someone with no empathy who may or may not be evaluated very kindly by a psychiatrist or judge based on my 50,000 posts on this site…I STILL FUCKING LOVE CHIRSTMAS….

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t a lesbian that the world fucking loves, despite having an inny penis that could pass for a vagina, in a world that hates guys like us, but loves people like them…..we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at TEKTOGEAR KNIVES ….who are giving you a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Knives are fucking awesome, they cut shit, they protect you, they defend your girl’s honor, they are practical and useful, you can use them to cut your cheese and sausage, or some fucker you fucking hate..it’s good to have..

So it is obvious to me that you need a knife, that the people in your life need knives, and that these high quality, automatic knives are the fucking answer…the best gift of the year….and you get a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Here are a bunch of girls posing with knives to inspire you to buy knives even if the knives aren’t the same knives they are a great way to showcase a knife…and that is good enough for me…and you…this Christmas season…

GET AWESOME AUTOMATIC KNIVES FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONES –
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Posted in:stepHOLIDAY

2018

Dec

Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day

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Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great.

Some Video….

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2018

Dec

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

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I didn’t post these pics of Bebe Rexha, one of the Dua Lipa / Bebe Rexha / Rita Ora – Albanian popstars who get slutty on the internet so people care about them enough to listen to their call to Prayer chants they are genetically programmed to hav based on their Albanian roots…unless Albania is Christian which it could be. I’m not fucking Google or the CIA….I’m not your ask a friend lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire….I’m just a titty blogger looking at tits…

But yes…I didn’t post these pics a few days ago, because I don’t like encouraging fat girls trying to be popstars now that they have proved themselves as successful song writers for other talent….because I feel like it is like encouraging a retard to do a dance in high school assembly for the school to point and laugh….even though we live in an era of fat chick lives mattering and perverts being willing to fuck anything with a pussy…so that when a fatty on the rise even if fat girls prefer to sit….puts her pussy on blast in some weird tight outfit….they get excited instead of disgusted by it…while I am old school and still get disgusted by it…

I’ll post it anyway….cuz that’s the kind of equal rights motherfucker I am….even if I don’t believe it…I still pretend I do on the internet like everyone else on the internet trying to save face rather than letting their TRUE selves out…

Here she is in some tight bodysuit for a music video

And her big tits …