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2019

Feb

Brie Larson Got Them TIts Out of the Day

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Brie Larson’s move to being the hot, rich, top billed actress in Comic Book movies, which are the shit product in Hollywood that solidifies that the actor is only there for the fucking money, and anything they tell you about artistry is bullshit, they just want to get paid….

Annoys me….

Because she’s not hot, she’s just a lot of marketing, for some reason someone saw this dumpy bitch and decided to invest in her, and that she would be like Margot Robbie, get her that academy award they basically paid for, then use her in shitty action movies…all while not being that hot….

So here is this famewhore, who is getting what she wants, cuz the hot chicks are too busy being influencers…and the media hypes her, the people hype her, when she is really just a fucking lie, a scam…which I guess is what acting is all about….

Garbage tits on a garbage cunt.

What is this? BLACK SNAKE MOAN?

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2019

Feb

DUDE SCORES BIG IN BRAZIL and Other Videos of the Day

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Canadian Reporter Gets Licked on TV

Naked Canadian in the Streets…

Delivery Driver Dips Balls in Salsa…Great.

Woman VS Drunk

TRUCK VS TRUCK

Crackheads…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everytime I look at lesbians, whether they are parked outside the sperm donor clinic, or at the grocery store, the coffee shop, the sports bar or walking into the gym… even at the elementary school dropping their lesbian children off at school…I think to myself…

“I wonder who fists who, or if both fist each other”……but sometimes thing “I wonder what random objects they’ve fucked themselves with”….those perverts..

Here are some morning links at 12:30….cuz I am lazy and enjoy my rest as a semi-retired man/ Unemployed man…

Dead Actor of the Month
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Will Smith Not Returning to Suicide Squad – Who Cares…
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Redneck Goes to France
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Daytona 500 Crash
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Teen Falls Through Gym Ceiling
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Fireman Protesting Pay Raise Dispute by Throwing People back into the Fire…
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Lohan See Through Top
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TIRE VS DUDE
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TITTY DROP
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2019

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been practicing my one liners – because all these words I type are sore on my hands and people don’t bother reading them even though they are part of the joke…I fell like the built up and cut off is where the funny lies…but I also realize that being a MEME account…posting one liners is where the eyeballs are…it is where the shareable content is…and when SOME E CARDS started doing big things a decade ago…and I Haz Hamburger with their cat pics… I should have jumped on it…dropped the site, focused on the MEMES…cuz having a blog…is fully fucking useless unless you’re a teen girl but even then you just post all your thoughts on social media…what I am saying is..MEMES man…

I guess this post was a terrible one liner…let me try out a few…

“Goes to the bathroom once”

I guess it only works with the picture….

I’m on it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Drake’s 1.4 Million Dollar G – Wagon Publicity Stunt
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The Girl Who Puts Her Period on her Face
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Jennifer Esposito Addresses Throwing Shade at Brad Cooper…
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Deport this Idiot of the Day
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Claudia Romani – Hot Tub Slut
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Idiot Lights Yard on Fire….
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Kacey Musgraves Selena Cover…
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Trucker VS Cyclist
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The Jackson’s VS Leaving Neverland
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Monkey Paints a Picture….
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Natalie Portman in a Dress
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Khloe Kardasian – Cameltoe – Gross….
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Cars in a Blizzard…
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Wetsuit Won’t Fit…
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Chaneel Westcoast Nipple
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Some People Have Too Much Money
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Laser Cutter of the Day
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Youtube Streeamer Exposes his Ponzi Scheme
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Food Cart Explosion
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True Detective Special Effects
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Chloe Ferry BRaless in a Sheer Top – Looking like a Clown Bitch
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Bunny Rescue!
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What it’s like to be a Dubai Porta Potty…
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Racist Woman VS Baby Photoshoot
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Cat with Vitiligo
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Everything Streaming
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Pete Davidson Defends Mac Miller’s Honor
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Some Slut
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Fit Fitness Outfit Looking Good
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CHEF IN A BIKINI OF THE DAY….
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Dress
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Violtt Beane…Cleavage…Young Fresh Cleavage
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20 Pages of Oscars
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Selena Gomez Kidney Donor Big Cleavage
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Kate Beckinsale in a Magazine
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CULPO at an Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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The Observer…
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His Slutty Amanda is a Reddit Amateur
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NKO87 – Another Reddit Amateur
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What to Look For When Buying a New Car
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GETTING THAT PADDLE
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Nip SLips
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HUGE Titty Flash
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Drunk Girl Sucking Dick at a Party
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Two Fat Chicks in the SHower
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Polish Goddess
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What is going on here…
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Hot Pussy By the Pool
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Just Couples Pissing On Each Other
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Ariel Switches her Panties
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Slutty Snapchats
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Amazing TITTY Drop
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Big Black Booty
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Playing with her Pussy – NAUGHTY GIRL
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Two Sluts – Together
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CLOSING THE DEAL
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Embarrassing Penis Costume..
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Bad Amateur…
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2019

Feb

PINK in a Wet Bikini of the Day

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PINK, like Lady Gaga…is an unfortunate use of POPSTARS….there are just so many hotter, more interesting personalities out there…

I realize that PINK is in her 40s, was a popstar in her early 20s, and is just living off that money.

I realize that she’s a mom, with a mom body, with some cross fit size to her….and it’s terrible and what you’d expect to find on a lesbian…not on a popstar…

I can still think she’s a total misuse of popstar….because she doesn’t look all that different than she did when she was in her 20s…and that’s not a great thing…you kind of want to hope for a woman that her 20s were her hot years…but PINK just never been hot, and has always been a beefy, strong, muscular dude…

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2019

Feb

Camila Morrone Sports Bra of the Day

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Camila Morrone is Leo DiCaprio’s beard, who he may fuck. I mean I like to focus on his homosexuality, but I think he’s more a rich and famous guy, who just gets anything he wants, so young pussy is interchangeable, while fucking your boys is more masculine, animalistic, domineering, rewarding…who knows what the motivation…but being an actor is a queer thing to be…so whether he fucks these big enough tits…Camila Morrone….who is a terrible actress, but who has grown up in Hollywood….was DeNiro or Pacino’s stepdaugther, cuz her mom was some South American whore / actress who came to America to fuck who she needed to fuck and to be in the scene with the right people…where her daughter could finish her story, tell her narrative, doing what she wanted to do do…the A-List of the new generation….it helps her celebrity, will help her career and castings…and it all makes sense…

Like this pic of her taking a titty selfie, in an era where titty selfies are what matter…..

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2019

Feb

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures….or would you say that she’s a man face….either way..not the hottest face…but a face that’s made a lot of money with at least one hit song…exploiting hipsters to have a bit of a aesthetic for her music while still being shitty UK pop, which in the event you didn’t know, there’s a lot of….most doesn’t make it to America but ELLIE did….

Ellie also got in a bikini to show you that her body is more interesting to look at than her face…which is the case for most people, except maybe fat people…

Slutty bikini selfies….the foundation of Today’s America.

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2019

Feb

Jojo Sports Bra of the Day

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Jojo is a popstar from the past, who has been able to polarize her irrelevance as a popstar now, as being some kind of gay icon, because the gays love the popstars from the past that they grew up on, and with that alone, they can stay relevant, make money to live or maintain the lifestyle they’ve got used to with their celebrity from the past…and here she is on social media posting her shit to generate buzz…because like gay fans….social media improves the lives of Americans by ruining the lives of America…but lets people like Jojo who were famous once, get followers and continue to exist…in the past they would have just ended up like Gary Coleman….a fucking forgotten, exploited joke…..relying to other people to exploit him…while now Jojo can exploit her damn self…

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2019

Feb

Iggy Azalea Lingerie and New Face of the Day

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Iggy Azalea the hooker, who has rebuilt her personal brand, buy rebuilding herself through plastic surgery procedures, is back with some lingerie pics….

I have zero confidence that she is not a hooker. I know too many Australian girls, who are just done for anything, who don’t even care about the fame….turning tricks in their own right….they are all over instagram, just having a good time….

So to see one culturally appropriate rap music, and put her own weird white spin on it, with her dumb hip hop twang, fully designed for the white mainstream….that she saw success with….that allowed her to give some bullshit storyline behind…that America just accepted as fact…but that wasn’t fact…

You can’t get Work Visas that easily….you get deported…she wasn’t deported…but should have been…but with the help of rich dudes into her lies…or into making money off her lies…and her ass is one of her lies…she’s still here…

You’d think she was an irrelevant nobody..but apparently…she’s a somebody…at least that’s what the fake news media tells us…so look at her slutty selfies.

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2019

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan Forever.

If you’ve been reading this site for the last 15 years, you will know that Lohan was my hook for the site, she was probably just 18 at the time, at the peak of her career and I started posting the Lohan content….I was alway TeamLohan, I always had big hopes and dreams for her, and I still believe that she will win an Oscar cuz she is raw, trained talent….I watched her breakdowns, crazy episodes cuz bitch is crazy, I saw her ups, her drama, her messes that were huge messes and I found it fascinating.

A girl who had the world ahead of her, taking a fucked up route, and always carrying her rockin’ tits along for the ride…

If I ever won an important award, but at my scale of celebrity and importance, it will probably be a very insignificant award, maybe a participation trophy at the county fair….I will thank Lohan for making it all possible…we may not be connected at the soul…but we could be…she may not be my spirit animal..but I think she is and that’s what matters….

Hot Lohan Tits Forever….

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