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2019

08

Jan

Hilary Duff Fat Milk Tits of the Day

Hilary Duff is a sexual deviant, probably a bi-product of being a child star, sold off to the industry by her parents, given fame and money and excess at a young age, proven in that she’s fucked a hockey team before getting knocked up the first time, and then she fucked a bunch of random dudes, some on payroll to fill her void, before landing this dude who she got knocked up…a woman with two kids, with two dads…so modern for a rich, controlling tyrant…

Well, she posted her tit on the instagram for attention and this make-out scene that I am sure you all can jerk off to because you still have Hilary Duff Fetishes…cuz you’re weird and overlook the fact that she’s not some 18 year old anymore, but rather a thirty year old mom with 30 pounds of fat on her, 15 of which seem to be on her tits.

This is from days ago, I am not current.

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2019

08

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Let’s go into the new year, even though we’re a few weeks into the new year, with some Iskra Lawrence pantsless and getting attention despite being fat, because she is fat, and the brands need fat chicks to throw money at, so they seem inclusive with their marketing, when this Iskra Lawrence bitch is clearly having too much fun being fat, to actually be fat, cuz if you know fat people, they fucking hate being fat, and would never get into a bikini unless it was a fucking joke…even with all this body positivity….

It would only happen when a average sized chick decides to intentionally get fat for profit….and that is precisely what Iskra is…fat face / fat suit, like Black Face…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….she’s bullshit and she’s cashing in and for those of you who like it, I assume you’re black, and sick fucks…so this one’s for you – you sick fucks!!

Here she is at the Golden Globes after party for some reason

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2019

08

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day

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LOL…..

Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face….

I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45….

I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner…

It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum….

The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to

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2019

08

Jan

Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day

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Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck….

Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals…

I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened.

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2019

08

Jan

Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a big fan of Dylan Penn…not only because she’s got big tits, or because we’ve seen her nudes when the nudes were leaked, reminding us that she’s got great tits, and is good at masturbating, like most people probably are….I mean if you’re going to do it, you might as well be good at it…and I guess it’s be hard to be bad at it…since even retards, like full fledged retards are good at it…they do it everywhere…especially at the public pool on retard swim day…

That said, Dylan Penn, celebrity child…her mom is Jenny from Forrest Gump…her brother Hailey Joel Osment, who is now known as Emily Osment…her dad Tom Hanks…which is weird…but I guess Sean Penn adopted her….

I appreciate some Celebrity kids, not most celebrity kids, but the ones who aren’t annoying cunts, but rather who know their parents are famous and find happiness and comfort in that, and who don’t really try to go out there and become a Kardashian..or the girl in 50 Shades of Grey…

There are always a few dialed in and connected rich kids who are just all around awesome, and then there are those who are the fucking opposite of that…so until Dylan Penn gets annoying…she’s great…and I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot in a bikini…fucking on the beach….practicing her surfing on some boners….or maybe I am.

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2019

08

Jan

Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description:

Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

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2019

08

Jan

Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

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I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”…

I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases….

I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits.

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2019

08

Jan

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is some older Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….dancing is one of your favorite things to watch teens or adults pretending to be teens do…your secret youtube account subscriptions….I mean when you “accidentally” come across a teen dance video on your innocent youtube journey….and it’s got 8 million views…that I highly doubt are from 8 million other kids learning to dance…but likely from 8 million people like you jacking off…because YOUTUBE and I guess Disney Channel is a perverted fucking place for perverts who can hide their perversion behind a fucking screen…when really it’d be nice if Youtube exposed them but they’d lose 90 percent of their pageviews / web traffic….the internet is a horny place..

I still don’t really know who Alyson Stoner is, but girls who dance are girls who can fuck, and when they are half naked in bikini on social media…that is easier to visualize. So thanks.

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2019

08

Jan

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….Who is also a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird to me….because I come from a school of thought, or maybe it was from an era, where you do Playboy when you’re on the decline, or you do Playboy when you’re trying to get discovered for a Reality show or Baywatch….

I am not from a place where a Playboy model graduates, like she’s paid her whore duties, and invested her whore energy in her nakedness and half nakedness….through social media or any other media…at the level where the Mall brand reaches out and says “we could use that one to sell our products”…mainly because Victoria’s Secret has for years pretended to not ruin marriages, pretended to not be porn, pretended to be high end or luxurious….when we all knew the truth…the girls they used were all the same as Playboy models…their stories were just spun different…

It is still weird to see a Victoria’s Secret model who has done Playboy….and I feel there should be some discrimination, you know so that I can categorize my whores the best way possible, rather than meshing them all together into one stew or hodgepodge of whores….it confuses me when I am judging them for using their tits to get ahead whilst jacking off to them.

What I am saying is that I like my whores segregated. This one from Playboy, This one from VS, This one from SI, This one from Movies or TV, This one from Music, This one from Instagram, This one from the Strip Club, This one from Craigslist, This one for Backpages…you get what I am saying…

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2019

08

Jan

Lisa Appleton Naked and Sinking the Maldives of the Day

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Sometimes I see the name Lisa Appleton pop up and I am forced to wonder what the fuck she is….

The reason I see the name Lisa Appleton pop us is because this is how she self promotes herself….and still doesn’t make real noise or matter, but when some sites pick up on the paparazzi pics she wasted her time getting shot of her being naked and ridiculous…but more importantly…disgusting….it likely fuels her to continue the behavior….she knows she’s a trainwreck, how could she not….I mean look at this…whatever the fuck it is…but that doesn’t mean any feedback is better than no feedback because no feedback means you’re dead…when really you’re alive, probably not well mentally, but shaped like a Marine Mammal with your tits out. Nothing wrong with that.