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2019

25

Feb

Josephine Skriver Looking Interesting of the Day

I’ve mentioned this Josephine Skriver fact before…and that is that she’s pretty much a feat of modern science.

She’s a hot fucking model, but she was created in a test tube back in her home country, where I guess cloning is allowed….this was 25 years ago…so it was cutting edge…

So far I don’t think she’s had any major health issues, despite defying the church as being the opposite of an Abortion…you know your GOD didn’t want this, otherwise her homosexual dad would have not been a homosexual and would have instead knocked up her lesbian mom the old fashioned way…but I guess humanity evolves…even if the people on twitter that I follow don’t…

That said…this clip is her doing her best AI impression, because I guess when you’re genetically modified, you’re closer to AI than to human and that is how you identify…a sex doll, or a Virtual Reality pussy, because really is anything even real…or is it all just some terrible simulation….

Looks hot though…

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2019

25

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp See Through Dress Nipples

FULL CANKLES…who normally goes by the name Lily Rose Depp….where the Depp part of her name is bold, italicized, underlined, and in a different font that is 5 times bigger than the font used on the rest of her name…so that people know what they are dealing with, who they are dealing with, a legit celebrity, at least in France, where she is big news being the daughter of an A Lister like Johnny, who could have knocked up anyone, but chose some French from France (is there any other kind of French)…woman….

I guess she’s out there, trying to make a name of herself, just not very well…an always in the shadow of her parents, but that can’t be so bad…maybe I’m just lazy, I mean I am very fucking lazy…and I have no ego or need to accomplish anything in life other than to have the most fun I can while living…that whole leaving a legacy, having credibility and respect from the masses, which these people don’t even want…they just want the fans…all seems like a lot of work, boring, and unnecessary…

She’s got the money, do something with it…instead she’s at events…with her Cankles..living up to her name FULL CANKLES….

It’s all pretty boring….you know there’s a whole life of adventure out there, a whole world out there, so much fun out there..and she’s financed…yet she chooses to go to lame events to be seen.

Sure, it’s great that her nipples are out, but I think the “doing something in life” is really just doing nothing for the people, and everything for yourself…

Get a grip..

Lily Rose Depp See Through Dress Nipples

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2019

25

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples of the Day

Candice Swanepoel nips in a beater …is probably just her just trying to stay relevant…

Every woman who taps out of her model life to make a kid or two, has a lot of time to reflect on their careers…and Candice..who has been paid very well for a long time, has got to realize that the bulk of what she’s done as really just been a promo model for a shitty sweatshop brand, with little else besides that. All the media she did, shoots she did, editorial she’s done…has all been an extension of being a promo model…

So what better way to protest the mall brand, underwear company than to walk out in protest, braless in a beater, which was a fetish of mine in the 90s when no one was doing it.

It’s the silent dis, the passive aggressive fuck you…..the teenager rebelling against her parents, this is the Patty Hearst joining the SLA….because not all heroes wear mall brand panties…

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Here’s more of her in a bikini

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

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2019

25

Feb

Joanne Northey Not Naked Enough but Semi Naked of the Day

Joanne Northey seems to be an Irish girl in Dublin who obviously graduated with a Fine Arts degree from her Irish University, because that is why she’s getting naked in a photoshoot, as a part time model, because it’s for art man, not for ego, or for commerce…it’s just for the self expression or helping her pervert friend who wanted to see her naked and this was his angle’s self expression…

She’s pretty hot, I mean that could just be the whole her naked out there….or the whole bad Catholic girl, since all of Ireland are good Catholic folk….except maybe McGregor…but I like when I see a catholic girl get her tits out there, like when I found out the catholic school girls kept their virginity but had anal…since anal to non catholics is so much fucking worse..at least in smell alone….

I appreciate whatever it is she’s doing, and I am sure Ireland does too, because if you ask any Irish men if there are hot Irish women, they’ll usually say something like “the girls look like me with a longer beard”…you know good old fashioned Irish humor…right in time for St Patrick’s day..

All this to say, I hope she’s actually Irish and didn’t just go to college in Ireland because that would really defeat the purpose of this entire post….

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2019

25

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Sunscreen Rub Down in Miami of the Day

I was recently talking to a Sports Reporter, who was more of a dude in a dive bar, but for someone like me, who doesn’t like sports, but sometimes ends up in bars when sports are on TV, he seemed like an expert. Not to mention, we live in an era where no one is an expert, even the experts. Everything is fake news, people reporting hate crimes that aren’t even hate crimes but actual viral stunts, because trolling the media is just that easy and always hilarious…so I’ll take this weird drunk’s word for it, even though he smelled like piss..

Well, he went on to tell me that hometown hottie, who isn’t that hot….is not that great at Tennis, she’s just a lot of hype, especially locally, and more excited by her social media fame than actually delivering a solid serve. Apparently, not one element of her game is exceptional…she’s a decent all round player…good to teach tennis at a resort…but never going to make it anywhere in tennis…despite the sponsorships…because she’s more into being a social media slut…as all girls are…why work hard, when you can get paid to be useless and half naked…it’s an ego thing I guess and it can be lucrative…I also know french Canadians and how much they love being strippers…so I get it…but it’s unfortunate that she’s not hotter…even when fit and half naked…it’s like “whatever”…but it’s happening the move from athlete to influencer before our vary eyes…we are so lucky to be a part of this!! Aren’t we.

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2019

25

Feb

Oscars Round-up of the Day

The oscars….

I decided to LIVE TWEET on my TWITTER …the least followed twitter for the amount of time I’ve been on Twitter…the majority of my tweets were my deep hatred for Lady Gaga that is warranted, because I paid to rent A Star is Born to see the hype, and I quickly discovered that I felt zero emotion, it was a bootleg biography on her scam of a career, and that if people felt anything watching her performance, they were fucking idiots…So I was glad she didn’t win….

I will say that Hollywood is not anything like it was, there is no exclusivity, high end appeal. No elitism, just a lot of Ego…they are just over paid regular people that are not compelling or interesting or exciting.

There is also something going on in Hollywood, some sort of trying to find itself, trying to stay relevant and exist in this digital world…because they never realized that the average person likes movies and TV shows, but they don’t care about anything else about the movie or TV show. They don’t care about the actors, the gossip, they hype or the marketing…we’re busy, we have shit going on…

So seeing the Academy integrate influencers or youtubers, giving them legit careers, because building a Youtube is more than most writers and directors can do….is funny…seeing them try to be diverse…like REALLY try to be diverse despite being racists…is funny…but for some reason the whole thing wasn’t funny…it was boring…so I guess funny was the wrong adjective…because it fucking sucked…

Here are some of the sluts…that were there…

Hottie Elsa Hosk being Hot

Em RatCow ..

Em RatCow Oscars

Halsey new tits

Halsey Tits Oscars

Heidi Klum See Through Oscars

Kendall Jenner Pussy Flash

Kendall Jenner Pussy Flash Oscars

Miley Cyrus with the tits

Miley Cyrus Tits Oscars

Rita Ora Full Ass

Rita Ora Oscars

Sara Sampaio Daughter of a Fisherman
Sara Sampaio Oscars

Sarah Hyland back fat
Sarah Hyland Oscars

Shanina Shaik
Shanina Shaik oscars

Stella Maxwell looking for new actress dick
Stella Maxwell OScars

Toni Garn got them titties on
Toni Garn Oscars

Vanessa Hudgens with the leg slit
Vanessa Hudgens Oscars

Kristen Ritter Got Knocked Up
Kristen Ritter Got Knocked Up Oscars

Kacey Musgraves looking Plastic
Kacey Musgraves Plastic Oscars

Rachel Weisz – When you have the Oscars at 9 but are visiting R Kelly to get pissed on at 10 outfit
rachel weisz r kelly oscars

Lady Gaga with the OJ Gloves
Lady Gaga Oscars

Amandla Stenberg- is there nipple happening here?
Amandla Stenberg

Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy Oscars

Amy Adams with the titty stretch marks – As Phoebe Price says, red on the head fire in the hole
Amy Adams Oscars

Ashley Graham looking for the buffet table
Ashley Graham Looking for the Buffet Table at Oscars

Jennifer Lopez going by the age old saying, if you wear mirrors nobody will see you
Jennifer Lopez Oscars

Emma Stone ..
Emma Stone Oscars

Charlize Theron as Bella Hadid
Charlize Theron Oscars

Brie Larson
Brie Larson Oscars

Josephine Skriver at the Elton John AIDS viewing party..
Josephine Skriver Tits at the Elton John AIDS Viewing Party

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2019

25

Feb

Naked Girl Outside and Other Videos of the Day

Angry Pizza Hut Employee

Titty Workout

Parents Fight at a Wrestling Match

Drunk Bitch Gets Dropped

Man Stabbing Donut Shoppers

Two Idiots Faking Having a Weapon

Centipede in Mouth

Russians Fight Over Bouquet

Sexual Assault That No One Does Anything About

Mother Feeding Gamer Son

BMW Goes Nuts…

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2019

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think Hollywood is going through an Identity crisis and not in a Puerto Rican Playing a Cuban….Cultural Appropriation…all hispanics are the smae kind of way…but in a they were slow to digital, they haven’t been able to figure out how to stay relevant in a world of selfie takers…but they are trying…like a bunch of old people trying to stay cool…they are failing at it….so whether it is Youtubers as Actors, or Lady Gaga being nominated for the worst fucking performance of all time, just for the hits…they may figure it out…but I think it’s nearing the end….not because people don’t watch shit, but because people just don’t give a shit.

The Oscars Suck, Gaga Suck, I suck at Twitter…maybe that’s why my nickname in College was Dirty Faucets…I didn’t go to College.

Now, I’ll just get back to watching Fat Ladies on Tv Trying on Jeans…daytime TV is for fat chicks…

Everything Oscars…Boring as Fuck…But Everything Oscars
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Nasty J.Law’s Enagement Ring You Wish Was Massaging your Prostate
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John McAfee – Hilarious
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Bride Throws Gucci Purse Instead of Bouquet
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CHEF IN A BATHING SUIT
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It is Funny when the Inclusive Liberals Start to Implode….like in this story…of a Pro Athlete saying trans Athlete need to get their own league…
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Here’s another one…hilarious…..LGBTQ call Trump Racist for Trying to Get Iran to Stop Killing Fags…What?
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Mother’s Save
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Giant Flag VS Soldier
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Dragging the Cat
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Lemurs are Weird
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Samsung’s Foldable Phone
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Fem-Spreader Won’t Move her Purse
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SUV Pulled Over
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2019

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the Oscars, I’d say follow me on twitter for my live tweet, but award shows are garbage and I can’t commit to spending my sunday promoting that bullshit, participating in that bullshit…even if I am trolling that bullshit….

Lady Gaga will win, because they want views…Ryan Seacrest will insert things in his asshole, but you should still follow me on twitter where I make bad jokes no one reads or retweets…kind of the story of my life and my general self promotion / marketing…

Don’t believe the lies, even thought you all believe the lies…you read the internet and believe everything you read….and you get so passionate about it, whether it’s that JUSSIE dude, Anti-Vaxxing, whatever it is…you are committed to misinformation….you watch on documentary and you’re a fucking Ph.D in the topic….retards…

Today we learned that you can’t be legally married to Three Women….I mean we’ve known about Bigamy forever but I read a story about a dude in New Hampshire, married to three people in three different states…so a dude can’t legally identify as a bigamist, but he had identify as a woman, cut off his dick, and marry another man, so long as it is one man…not three men..or three trans men…

I have a feeling if the LGQTBRSTS community decided that they want to marry multiple people cuz they are sexual freaks…or like Miley, Queers living the hetero life…who cut off their own dicks to live like women…they’d get it past….but when you’re a hick white trash from New Hampshire..you go to jail…it’s like let us fuck our sisters / cousins and marry whoever we want…you can’t tell me who I can and can’t love…GOVERNMENT…

When you’re white….you can be called racist, violent, homophobic, redneck, hicks, inbred…and no one cares….When you’re a queer…and you’re called a fag…the world goes nuts and it’s a hate crime….even when you stage it….even when you are a fag….like Closet Case Ryan Seacrest – Get your Dildo out of your ass…

Then there’s Kraft Singles, the human trafficker who owns Tom Brady…and likely fists Tom Brady cuz Gisele’s human trafficked model dick isn’t big enough….he went to a rub and tug…in Jupiter and now he’s responsible for asian women giving 20 dollar handjobs…when you’re a billionaire…you need massages too…and when you’re a billionaire…all the women you fuck…even your gf are whores…

I bet Tom Brady will be sad that he’s not the only one sucking Robert Kraft’s dick…….

Out of control…world….

Michael Jackson Suing HBO $100 Million….
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Criminal Attacks his Lawyer
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How This Professional Competitive Drifter Drives With His Feet
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Big Booty of the Day…
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Brazilian Ass….
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Dude Gets Fucking MERKED sliding down Abandoned Slide…
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Olivia Munn Busting Out
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Dog has a Second Mouth Growing in Ear
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Worker Gets Shot like a Cannon
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25 Things About Lohan
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Old Man with Wooden Chopsticks…
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Lily ALlen See Through Outfit…
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Jordyn Woods is Disgusting
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Madison Beer in a Dress…
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Pretty Girls….
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Jussie Apologizes….
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Cop Avoids Death
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Extreme Swing In Singapore Was Made For Adrenaline Junkies
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Oscars Protest….
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Wave made Out of Straws
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Celebrity Topless & Nudie Scene Screen Caps
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Nat Portman in Jeans…
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Josie Canseco Cleavage….
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Lindsey Vonn – Panty Flash….
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Nina Dobrev Cleavage….
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Lorena Rae Legs….
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Vanity Fair Miley Nipples….
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Katherine McNamara Lgs…
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Olivia Munn – Cleavage
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Gisele Bundchen in a White Dress….
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Sarah Bolger in a Dress….
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Elisabeth Rohm in a Black Dress….
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Jasmine Tookes Titty Out…
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Adriana Lima Legs….
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Big Girl Barb Palvin in a Dress….
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Courtnet Cox in a Pant Suit….
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Abbey Clancy – Pregnant
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Amber Heard….in a Magazine…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day….
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Surprising Cheater GF
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Bethany Morgan – Wet with Tits Out….
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Lady Gaga Tits Out….
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Gayest Sex Doll Trick
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19 Year Old – naked Bedroom Mirror
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Amateur Flesh….
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Gloria in a Red Dress….
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Two Sets of tits….
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Perky Tits…
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14 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hippie with the Big Bush….
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Girl jumping Fence Fail
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3 Naked Bitches…
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Changing a Tampon Fetish Porn….Weird
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Girl in Bath…
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Forced pussy painting
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Naked Skinny Hot Chick….
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Slutty Fitness….
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2019

22

Feb

Genie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Genie Bouchard is a weirdo Tennis star from Canada, who isn’t even really a tennis star, I mean she is by all local Standards…she does the tour but she just doesn’t bring the fucking goods to the table…she’s an Anna Kournikova forced to sexualize herself until ENRIQUE swipes her off her feet with his romantic hispanic song and dance…

Which means…bikini pics…so here she is tits out, not that hot, but hot for an Athlete…with some Canadian content…doing Canadian content things…and the whole thing is a good way to end the week and go into the Oscars….

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