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2019

20

Feb

Danielle Knudson Firm Titty of the Day

Danielle Knudson is a Canadian titty model who was in Sports Illustrated at least once…

She’s 29, so that’s probably why this titty video of her is being leaked, you know draw attention to herself before she turns 30 so that she’s still remembered into her 30s, even though she’s hardly rememebered now…

I am Canadian, and Canadian socialist laws have this Canadian Content law, so that we don’t get lost in American culture, where that we have to include a certain amount of Canadian produced content in any media outlet….

So that when you listen to the radio, 1/3 of the music is Canadian….like Drake, The Weeknd, Bieber and Avril Lavigne….

(insert Avril Lavigne Cleavage pic here)…

Or Nickelback, RUSH, Pam Anderson, Martin Short, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sarah McGlocklynn, Seth Rogan, Sandra Oh, Eugene Levy, Ryan Gosling, Dan Ackroyd, Jim Cary, Mike Myers….usually acts that are also big in America but that we have to hear a lot more often than you do…so we hate them more…

Point being, this Knudson bitch is a virtual no one…but her tits from her nude video that is a few years old are solid…super solid.

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2019

20

Feb

Bella Hadid Jacked Up Face and Big TIts of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with Bella Hadid’s face….

I have been calling her ugly, the ugly sister, since before she came onto the scene and stole Gigi Hadid’s career because she was the ugly one, more eager and Gigi was bored of the whole thing, so this try hard, over achiever decided that she was a model and the world agreed with her and gave her work and here we are no with some trans looking, plastic surgery ridden, chiseled fucking tranny looking bitch…thinking she’s hot.

I think you can see a sliver of her nipple in this outfit though, which I guess makes the busted up face a little easier to handle…but shit…is this Celine Dion on her 50th birthday in a black wig…or some 20 year old rich kid fashion icon who fucks big dicked rappers representing the generation of shit that we all know exists…because even high fashion is ripping off shitty streetwear…cheapening itself…thus explaining why they use such broken down instagram models as their models..

The cheapening of AMERICA…

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2019

20

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rash of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fetish to some…

Titty Rashes are a fetish to others…

Venn Diagram that shit…and Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rashes must be a fetish to the where those two fetishes crossover…

I bet you didn’t even realize JLH tits from the 90s teen comedies set on her small frame that turned into a fat chick frame as the rest of the body catches up to the tits often…cuz when bitch fattened up and got old..she was forgotten….

But that titty rash gave her reason to exist again….

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2019

20

Feb

Joy Corrigan Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is some Florida set of tits that got some traction on instagram early on, thought that made her a model, thought that allowed her to move to LA and NYC to be bicoastal, rather than just stay in Florida where she would show off her bolt on tits to rich people coming through….and her career really never took off, it just positioned her for rich guys to fuck her, and I guess now that she’s 5-6 years older….she’s forced to start injecting her face, as these women do, thinking it will make them more appealing like a Kardashian…because they never had much talent to begin with…and have really just been a set of bathing suit bolt on tits all along…relatively interchangeable with any set of tits…but unaware of that basic fucking fact…

Hot times…with the hard nipples in NYC.

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2019

20

Feb

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a football slut…

She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it…

She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall…

She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant.

The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks!

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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver Got Them Tits On of the Day

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This is my second Josephine Skriver post today…because she’s so busy and because I have a very important question that I brought up in the last post no one will read….since she was created in a test tube and that is:

Do God’s people and the anti abortion people get mad at IVF?

I feel like there are some infertile people standing outside Abortion Clinics throwing rotten meat carved into fetus shapes saying “there’s a heartbeat at 6 days you scum”….out there who are also getting IVF treatments to get knocked up…thanks to all the radiation in the air killing off reproductive organs…

Here are some IVF tits.

MORE OF HER RIDICULOUS TITS HERE

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2019

20

Feb

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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In these days where…Ali Larter doesn’t matter…I feel it is important to look at her social media and reflect on what was…in her self shot bikini pics for attention…like she was still out there on Friday Night Lights…getting a Whipped Cream bikini…because that scene will allow her to live on forever, long after she is dead…the Whipped Cream bikini of the past..making this aged version of her unnecessary…we got what we need from you Skriver…See Ya.

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2019

20

Feb

Georgia Fowler Nudity of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand born modl…She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics…..cuz they like money…

Georgia Fowler is also evidence that Maxim is dead…no longer a contender…they had their 90s run and now it’s just table scraps…sold off to the internet in the form of instagram accounts and clickbait sites…no use for their huge overhead publication…

But I guess they are keeping it alive…or trying to…with someone with as big a name as Georgia Fowler…who I’ve written about before but feel like I’ve never heard of…that much impact and staying power…right.

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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it…

She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY.

Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day…

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2019

20

Feb

Lea Rostain and Salome Walbrou Nude of the Day

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Lea Rostain and Salomé Walbrou are two naked babes showing off their bush in what looks like some Bohemian french artist’s studio / apartment, which is a great setting to make the nudity seem less shameless and attention seeking, and more artistic and high concept thanks to the whole integration of the artist…giving reason to be nude even though we are in an era with no need to be nude.

It’s European, with the French bush vibe…like the roaring 20s or even then 1900s in France where there was a huge sexual revolution, lesbians and nudity…lots of wine and cheese….intellectuals coming together and living their best life..

Only it’s the 2019s and this kind of behavior is just instagram porn fodder and not high concept edgy or interesting at all. It is not political or making any intellectual progress or statement. It’s just two naked bitches together in a room and there’s nothing wrong with that…but rather everything perfect with that.

The coloring of these pics – hurts my eyes…

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