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2019

14

Feb

Beyonce Got Them Titties On of the Day

Whenever 45 year old Beyonce tries to sexualize herself, with her tits out, in blazers or in leotards….or whatever it is she does when she tries to compete for Jay Z’s attention with the other girls he fucks, like Rihanna….I always laugh…because Beyonce really isn’t hot..but she tries…and tries..and the people still eat it up because her and her team have managed to make her into this icon and phenomenon…she has a “bee hive of fans and they fucking worship her…mainly women and gay dudes…but probably a few straights in there who think she’s amazing…

I get that she’s got tits and by default her tits are worth looking at because they are tits….and I get that I am not the typical fanboy who is into these celebrities…I prefer local whores…toothless and affordable…where as these ones are just out of everyone’s realm of reality…and you know they are cunts about it…which makes the fact you all worship them so weird. They don’t care about you. They just want your money.

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2019

14

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Valentine’s Day Smut of the Day

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Bella Thorne recycled content for her social media….because she’s a typical young person, lazy as fuck about life, but still managing to make a ton of fucking money from other young people, because they are all the same bullshit entitled brats…with the same bullshit level of work ethic…

We have seen this before…and I don’t even pay attention to this bitch and have early stages of alcoholic dememtia….

I wonder if her brainless fans even realize that this is recycled….but I don’t wonder too hard…fuck these idiots while wanting to fuck these idiots.

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2019

14

Feb

Angela Simmons Wet Bikini of the Day

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Ughhh…Angela Simmons’ got some Cellulite…making me think she should look into BURKINIS or anything with pants…maybe a wetsuit or somthing…to keep that ass in her pants…to not terrorize us all with her mom body….but then I realize when dealing with any woman, especially in this fat as fuck America we live in, a fat ass is what people want, the fatter the ass the more fun it is to bury your face into, even if it is so fat you can’t actually get your dick up in it…..

Not to mention, she can have anything she wants, including cellulite and a massive ass, becasue she’s Reverend Run DMC’s daughter….and is rich as fuck….spoiled as fuck…new money that has always had money kinda lets her live a better life than all you fuckers…fat ass or not.

I’ve been told by the internet that she’s a mom, I don’t really stay on top of Rich Hip Hop daughter gossip…so this is a mom ass, that looks like a mom ass, doing attention seeking, paparazzi things….so love it, stare at it, jerk off to it….that’s what it’s there for….it’s what she wants you to do…

What I appreciate in this picture…is that aggressive WEDGIE PICKING…so thorough you can practically see her uterus…so efficient that she’s literally showing as much as possible without showing anything….an expert at pulling bottoms out of her fat ass cheeks…but not by my standards of wanting to see butthole…I mean we’ve got this far…let’s go all the way.

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2019

14

Feb

Avril Lavigne Comeback Erotica of the Day

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Avril Lavigne, the Queen of Canada. So important that she should be on our money here. Even though she moved to Cali to live that Skater Boy life back in the 90s when she got famous….is coming out with a new Album that is sure to SUCK tomorrow….

I call it 10 years too late, but I guess she’s felt inspired or wants to make some money while money is still available to be made..even if she’s been lazy the lat 10 years…

I wonder if she’s still going to be the 30 something dressed like a teen from the Ohio Hot Topic…you know cheesy and commercial version of streetwear….silly really…

Based on this LOLITA album cover…sucking a loli…like she’s not 45….stealing her kids candy on Halloween and making some selfie porn with it for her internet boyfriend she met on Facebook…you know that she reconnected with from High School…

But I bet some of you assholes find it hot…

If only I wasn’t so desensitized from all the sex workers and self produced porno out there…I’d be able to feel something looking at this…something other than “this Avril bitch is reaching hard”….

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2019

14

Feb

Madison Beer Slut Stance of the Day

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Madison Beer is only interesting to me – because she’s a busty young slut from social media trying to get legit celebrity, in a mainstream way, by working with the paparazzi in conjunction to her social media whoring, to an audience she’s built thanks to Youtube, where all the internet money seems to live…

She had a mom who taught her that with little, very little talent, but some solid titty cleavage on youtube, you can generate lots of views from perverts into teens with tits, and those views will be seen as relevance…and thus lock in a record deal…allowing you to be a modern day version of Britney Spears…but far less interesting than Britney Spears….

The future is now….and it’s in a crop top.

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2019

14

Feb

Ghetto Instagram Model Michelle Lewin Gets Bit By Her Brother of the Day

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I haven’t heard of booty model from Miami named Michelle Lewin from Miami, who is from Miami…did I mention she is from
Miami…she is probably not even from
Miami…but I am running with it…

She got big on Instagram….early on due to her fitness and butt shots…then was forgotten until now…when she staged a pig biting her that went viral…even though the pig in Bahamas is already a played out thing..but when you’re a Booty model and you get your Booty bitten the fans go nuts…because I guess she’s got fans thanks to social media – you perverts.

So shit went viral a few days ago in this era of nothing going viral…magical…four days late.

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2019

14

Feb

Ashanti Fetish Gear of the Day

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Remember Ashanti? Well she’s fat in a latex dress for Valentine’s Day because it is pink….I guess she’s in the Valentine’s Day spirit….now that she’s having a career revival thanks to the Fyre Festival documentary that forced all the young kids into social media to google who Ja Rule only to find her song with him….at least that’s my theory…and I’m sticking to it..

Chubby girls in latex dresses with their guts sticking out despite being sucked the fuck in…are not really my thing but people with Latex fetishes love that shit on pretty much everyone…to fantasize about watching the cum roll off it….sick fucks..

It’s nice to see everyone at every age can be slutty…it brings me hope…

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2019

14

Feb

Brazilian Butt Lift and Other Videos of the Day

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Cruise Ship VS Dock

Chinese Girl Joins Nudity Parade

Weird Titty Dance…

Wolf Boy in INDIA

School Security Guards are Assholes

The Sledding Rat is Wild

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2019

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you feel the love?

Have you been listening to nothing but love songs?

Have you jerked off to all the nudes you have of your exes…or all the bikini pics you’ve saved on facebook of girls you wish were your exes…but you don’t have exes…you’ve always been alone and no one loves you.

Have you reflected on lost loves, moves you should have made, that time you creeped out that one girl who was once nice to you….

Have you been eating all your chocolates and cinnamon hearts…crying at all that has gone wrong…

Or do you just pretend you don’t care about your loneliness, because you have porno….and don’t need the headaches of basic human needs that have been replaced with technology…

Don’t worry…girls are feeling it more than you…and they will likely fuck you….use this depressing time to manipulate things to go your way…instead of being that scared bitch you are….girls are easy to convince to fuck you….if you’re not scared of them.

Today is your day to shine…or get them drunk to ease up their guard…it isn’t rape culture, it’s foreplay. Some of the best hookups only happened cuz the people involved were wasted.

Get wasted.

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Tanya Burr – Bikini
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Ariel Winter – Butt Shot
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Weightlifter Fails…
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So Much Selena Gomez – Bikini Fatness
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Debra Messing…Old Tits…
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Cosby Loves Prison
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Transgender Zombie
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Superstar Bulldog of the Day
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Crazy Bitch of the Day
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2019

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Valentine’s Day in a few hours…

So if you’re smart, or in Canada during this snowstorm…

You should get yourself to the local bar…

There are a hefty amount of probably Hefty sluts looking to get fucked to fill their emptiness of not being loved on Valentines Day…

And by local bar I mean…the dating apps…

Bitches are horny, porn generation….get fucking AIDS motherfuckers…tonight’s the night for romance…

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Is the Empire Star Gay Bashing Case a Scam
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Woman Drives at Snowball Throwing Kids…
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The Hawaiian Hairdo
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Dumb Fucking See Through Dress of the Day
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Mixed Race Girls
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Grace Elizabeth – Nipple
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American Idol Contestant Face Drug Charges…
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Cat Helps Kid Collect Carrots
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14 Year Old App to Prove Spy Apps Exist
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LOHAN VS DiCaprio…
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TRUCK DRIVER VS FORKLIFT
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Stop Motion Mario Bros
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Red Light Runner Causes Collision
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Virtual Reality Too Real
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Neighbors Caught Fisting…as People Do
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Busted masturbating
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Girl Asking for a Raise
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Bikini Bitches
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Naked Girl with her Hot Body
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Never Fight with a Fat Girl….
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Butts of the Day…
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Interesting Fashion Statement
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Do You Like to Creep…
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Slut Playing Videogame
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Bouncy Tits
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Two Naked hot Chicks
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