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2019

06

Mar

Avalon Nadfalusi Instathot of the Day

Avalon Nadfalusi is the instathot of the day…

The world doesn’t have enough trashy Australian chicks who get naked or half naked on instagram….building out an audience…

It’s like every DJ Whore club girl raver, every stripper, every bar maid or waitress, every hot chick and average at best chick….has an instagram…where any chance she gets to post the pics she finds the hottest of herself…she takes.

I don’t think we need to do much research on Avalon….we can just scope out her self produced content.

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2019

06

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Nipples of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes fired from Victoria’s Secret. Married to some IBIZA resident DJ black guy who probably cheats on her consistently, not because he’s black, but because he’s a DJ and that’s what they do….even when they have the passive, understanding, wife back home with all the kids…knowing that the woman gets it’s part of the lifestyle and that she’s no longer the top VS Angel he bought into and is now some expired bitch…who he loves, has a family with maybe, is a support or partner now that she’s out of work and has a lot of freetime maybe…but that is still an expired bitch.

She’s obviously putting her tits out there to get more attention…to increase her profile and impress her husband who was once excited by her exhibitionism…and when you can see a models nipples – that model is more interesting…fact.

More of her in a short skit

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2019

06

Mar

Tabitha Thomas Naked Cowboy of the Day

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Tabitha Thomas is some unknown cool chick, doing cool content, that may remind you of some vintage Larry Clark, if you’re into that kind of thing, because it’s simulating some solid 1970s white trash drug addicts…all thanks to suburban idiots just trying to find their edge.

I actually appreciate the vibe of these pics, love the hat, the cowboy boots, some rhinestone cowboy shit….that speaks to my soul on some level…reminding that nothing is original, everything is cyclical and none of that matters when everyone is doing some DIY Playboy shoots…without needed Playboy to cast you….and still finding an audience of perverts like me…

Nice.

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2019

06

Mar

Elle Fanning Nip Slip of the Day

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Elle Fanning was the Fanning parent’s back-up plan. They sold out the first one Dakota to the media and entertainment industry and she went far. She had the look, the ability to speak like an adult, while being sold off to perverts for what we can assume was sexual, or at the very least exploitative…

Allowing them to groom the younger one, Elle, to release as a teen star, not a child star, because they knew statistically, the child star they created would burn out, fade out, and dissapear in some emotionally unstable tantrum…and they didn’t want their work to go to waste….she’s the second string, throw her in when the opening happens, don’t do the Olsen twin mistake of ruining both as children…ruin one who may pull threw…then Elizabeth Olsen this one….bring her in after the damage was done.

These parents are sick and calculating…you’ve seen it in the MJ documentary and so many Child Star horror stories before and after that….it’s what happens…

Luckily…NIP SLIPS also happen…

So here is Elle Fanning nip SLIPPING.

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2019

06

Mar

Dakota Fanning Leggings of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is creepy…

Just another one of these kids who had parents who had a dream – a dream so big that they threw their daughter into the pedophile filled corrupt hollywood…where perverts and degenerates manipulated their way to becoming rich as fuck…and untouchable…because everyone couldn’t see past their celebrity and admit that they are evil…especially not parents with a dream.

Well Dakota…a victim, who hasn’t cracked yet…surprisingly….

But who is showing some of her front crack in leggings…

Which is a good look for her…at least as far as I’m concerned…

The vagina of creepy child stars when they are adult is not creepy to masturbate to….so long as you weren’t a fan of her’s when she was that celebrated child star….

You’re the kind of guy who goes to Thailand for the beaches…aren’t you…

Fucking pervert.

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2019

06

Mar

Girl Pees as She Shops and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman in Shorts Beats Dude with Shovel

Brawl at the Cardi B Concert…

Awkward UK Knockout

Bar Owner Assaults is Barmaid

Garage Eats a Man

AMerican TOurist Didn’t want to Pay his Whore

Ottawa Police Killing a Man

GETAWAY Driver Leaves her Accomplices LOL

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2019

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to the grocery store with a pervert friend of mine I call myself.. and some girl walked by us in a tight t-shirt….no jacket..no bra…hard nipples..full tits…why? Who cares…

Keep in mind it is winter here and we haven’t seen a tight t-shirt or cleavage in the last few months. I don’t go to clubs – or bars – or leave the house much so when I saw them I said “That shirt is hugging her tits like Trump Hugs the American Flag….”

Keep in mind, we are in Canada and Trump isn’t as volatile as he is in America…I didn’t expect any response, I mean I didn’t realize I said it out loud and next thing you know she’s bitching at her friend offended but Canadian and non-confrontation “what the fuck did he say about my tits that old fat pervert”….she was offended, objectified and ready to fight…or at least make derogatory comments about my body…I guess she didn’t learn in her feminist class that body positivity is a thing and love all bodies is a thing…maybe the reason she went into the grocery store without a jacket on…like some kind of harlot trying to get her tits seen…it is winter coat weather bitch…and you’re not in a coat…I get what you’re doing…trying to get your tits seen…and making an announcement when they were seen….

Point of the story, if you Bring your tits around me. I’ll look.

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Making Out Girls – Putting on a Show
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Making Friends at 65 MPH
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Woman Bitten by Snake While Sleeping
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US Marine Stops Sucker Punch
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Sailor Brinkley in a Bikini
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Man Shatters Door During Ceremony
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Avalanche Footage
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People are so excited about Season 8 – Game of Thrones
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Ohio – Roller Coaster Capital of the World
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Dude – Buy this – Fuck This – It Never Says No
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2019

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Show me your tits!

Not to make this about Michael Jackson because I really don’t care….even though it’s the third most watch documentary of all time…

It’s that my life is dull and I have nothing else going on, so I watched the documentary and that is the extent of my social life….or my interacting with pop culture….other than that…it’s just me staring at the wall….so it’s gotta be about MJ…..I have nothing else to talk about….

So…anyone who thinks any grown man, with an amusement park for a kidnapper van, and who thinks sharing a bed with little boys….is misunderstood or the victim….you’re fucking crazy…and anyone who is questioning the characters of the VICTIM…victim Blamers!…maybe you should think they have questionable characters because they were raped by the king of pop at the age of 7….

You’re all fucking nuts!

We could instead talk about how 21 year old Kylie Jenner is a self made billionaire…who hasn’t worked a day in her life and who is the opposite of self made…..which I thought was a story months ago and not sure why it’s a story today….Social media….Living in a world where I can see a girl I don’t know’s pussy…without paying her because she’s a power woman, a feminist, bringing down toxic masculinity…while wanting to really be an object, it’s coded into her soul, she wants to feed that Toxic Masculinity….so she does it by posting it to social media…Social media so many things to so many people, for me it is the nudes, for you following your favorite celebs, or memes, politics….to sluts a platform to make it, to Kylie Jenner the reason she’s a billionaire….

That said, Luke Perry is still dead…he died for our SINS….it is not an elaborate hoax…on Mardi Gras….the holiest of days…..

Shit, it’s Mardi Gras….a dream holiday in a great city….yet I’m here sitting in a snowbank…

Maybe you gotta ask some girls to see their tits…throw some beads at them for payment…do it on a cam site since like me that’s the only girl who interacts with you….

Mardi Gras girls and Cam Girls really are smarter than most feminists today who show their tits for free….cash is motherfuckers….

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Idiot Couple Misses their Cruise Ship…..Pretty Funny
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Land Shark VS Kite Surfer
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Krysten Ritter – Pregnant Pokies…
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Zendaya Leg Flash…
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Charlotte Lawrence in a See Through
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Gigi Hadid or Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Girl Knocks Bouncer Out
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Aunt Shows No Mercy in a Foot Race
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Will Smith to Play Serena Williams’ Dad
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Terrible News about the Number 1 Song in AMerica
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Thick GIrls
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Nipples in a Sheer Dress
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Snow Diving in Wisconsin
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Largest SUV in the World
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Shannon Doherty Tribute to Luke Perry
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Colin Hanks’ Luke Perry Memory
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Florida Man Arrested for Wanting to BBQ Child Molestors
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Jules Liesl BikinI Cameltoe
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Bull Thinks He’s a Horse
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Cheesing is a Dumb New Internet Trend
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Deep Snow Swallows Snowmobile…
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Marine Surpises Girlfriend. Too Bad She Wasn’t in the Midst of Sucking NEw Dick
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Donald Trump Loves Fast Food
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Topless in Movies…
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Ming-Na Wen – Slutty Asian
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Taylor Swift on a Hike…
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Milana Vayntrub – Cleavage….
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Sofia Vergara – Walking with Dog
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Gemma Chan…Asian Actress…
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Delilah Hamlin – Corset With her Tits Squeezed Out
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Old Fashioned Beer Bottle Fuck
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Porn Star Sucks a Duck at a Party / Music Festival
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Jurassic Park Titty Drop….
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Bikini Girl in Shower Gets Fucked Up
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Changing Room Selfies…
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Humanity Needs a Reset – This is the Proof….
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Amateur YourYam
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A Bunch of Butt Shots…
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Sleeping Butthole of the Day
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The Worst Ham Ever
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Somewhere Someone is Masturbating to This
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NO Sex While Driving…
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Blanky Panky is a Solid Reddit Amateur
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Worst Way to Wait in Line…
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The Uber Killer
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Chubby Dildo
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Sofia Skinny Dips.
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Balcony Nudists
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Mila Azul – Titty Hang
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Beautifully Shot – Anal Fisting
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Busty / Terrifying Gamer
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Big Tits and a Lamp
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Bald Pussy on a Ginger
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2019

05

Mar

Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such fucking trash.

That’s all I have to say about that or the clickbait she is producing, on her qust to be the next Kylie Jenner…billion dollar instagram product hustler cashing in on her idiot fans…

Fake titty shake in a bikini, even though fake tits cause cancer, with her meth looking skin…is just gross…and looks like it smells…it looks like the reason I once got a rash after getting into a Hot Tub at a hotel…dirty water thanks to dirty fucking people…using it as a toilet, bath, and place to climax…where their herpes lives for weeks or months for poor bastards assuming hot tubs, warm water that strangers soak in, is perfectly healthy, safe and somewhere they want to soak…

Gross.

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2019

05

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day

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It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here..

I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out…

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction…

Point being..model at Carnivale…

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