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2023

23

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I am very into holidays or the holiday season, if I could I would transition this site into my own version of a HALLMARK channel to uplift everyone and bring warmth to their heart, not that I don’t already do that, but you get what I am saying….the holidays are warm even when they’re depressing….

So I am thankful on this AMERICAN THANKSGIVING for warmth. Warmth in the form of the Holidays, but also and more importantly, warmth in the form of tanlines on women who were out there getting warm in the sun, while I was over here freezing my balls of…

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2023

23

Nov

Rita Ora’s Titty Dress for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Rita Ora is from the UK, the old country. I mean, she’s really from Albania or some part of Yugoslavia before being migrated to the UK, but for the sake of this post, she’s from the UK because she carries that UK passport and that means she’s British, even if her heritage is not rotting teeth, grey skin, overcooked meat, bangers and mash and chimney sweeping.

She may not embody Thanksgiving to the average American, looking to see what kind of meals their favorite celebrities are eating, but she’s from the old country, without which we’d never be able to colonize the new country and have the feast with the Natives we had before stealing their land as colonizers do. So if anything, she’s the Thanksgiving origin story….

So while you’re all stuffing Turkey, watching football, fighting with family, hating your life and eating your face off in hopes of having a coronary episode, she was at some event with her tits out and as someone with great tits, known for her tits, who has used those tits to keep herself in the media, trending and relevant, I give thanks to the tits in this post.

Rita Ora matters, or at least her tits do, hence the outfit choice..

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2023

23

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Old Ass Dancing of the Day

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Heidi Klum is out here showing off her German Eugenics program body, that I don’t really even like hyping up because she is old as shit and really the idea of her still being hot with her dried up old lady vagina is an insult to eugenics….

She is with her German Short Haired Pointer….and she is doing a dance in her skimpy bikini that is not age appropriate, but that I guess works for her because she’s not fat.

It just really puts other 50+ women, which was at one time a fetish category in porn, on the line, because why are they grey pubic haired, wringled, and pissing themselves from their menopause or hysterectomy, while Heidi’s not rotting out nearly as hard….is it because she’s superficial, vain and rich enough to maintain the lie…because ultimately, these bikini bottoms should be stylized adult diapers are her age….Diapers we’d probably boil to drink the piss out of…

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2023

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving for you Americans and you may not have anything to be thankful for. Your life may suck. Your family may suck. Your job my suck. Everything you own may suck, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t appreciate that gift of life, because ultimately, if you really wanted to, you could turn it all around, and that’s something that’s great to remind yourself of because it will assert how much of a loser failure you are, but remember if you lose hard and lose better than all, that means you’re still good at something, even when that something is losing…you are a winner at losing…all it takes is some perspective…

I am not American, so I am not thankful on Thanksgiving, but I do think that even if you’re a lone, you can still find a way to appreciate the Holiday and the Holiday spirit because why the fuck not…it warms the soul…and we all probably need a little of that no matter how chaotic it can be….

Life can’t just be porn and steplinks and internet outrage…there’s more to it…or not…since I’m here pushing the steplinks….I am Thankful for your clicks…

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Camila Cabello Shows Off in a Crop Top and Stockings!
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Improve Your Sleep The Comfiest Way Possible!
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Suki Waterhouse is Preggers
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Pokies at Cosmo in NYC!
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How the cute fuzzy acorn weevil manages to dig into acorns
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Britney Spears Shares a Chaotic Nip Slip!
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Gracie Hunt in Mexico Looking Good
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Catfishing Level Up (GIF)
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Hydraulic engine hoist fail creates a near-death scenario
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Livvy Dunne on a Date with her Baseball Meal Ticket!
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THIEVES ARE RECEIVED AS THEY DESERVE IN A HOUSE THEY WERE GOING TO ROB
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20 Funny Images Showing How Differently Men and Women Act
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ROAD RAGE
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“Emily Feld’s Scintillating Bikini Showcase: Unveiling the Spectacular Allure of Her Body, Boobs, and Perfect Ass!
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Man’s interactions with shelter dogs are just too wholesome
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Possible Photoshop Fail!
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Eagles Head Coach Yells at Chiefs Fans
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Timelapse of a cigarette in soil for a year
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20 Hot Girls In Tight Jeans
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How rats can crawl up your toilet
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What’s Going On Here? (GIF)
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Rita Ora Wet Nipple Pokies in a Bikini!
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Malu Trevejo is Selling Feet Pics!
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Gracie Hunt is in Mexico!
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Why saving wild animals is a bad idea
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Teen Babysitter Gets Masterful Revenge On Uptight Mom
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Baby horn shark barely escaped being eaten
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Kara Del Toro/ Lovely Skirt & Manicure
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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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Emma Roberts Takes a Hike!
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1/64 scale police car chases are just too much fun!
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I PREDICT A RIOT
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Parrot dancing to a beat is just too adorabl
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15 of the most insane hog hunting headshots ever
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20 Comically Bad Counterfeit Brands
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Legs for Days, Cleavage to Envy: Pixie Lott’s Dazzling ITV Palooza Entrance
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON
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Celebrities As Ordinary People: Not Rich And Famous
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Camilla Belle’s Green Bikini!
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Patrick Mahomes’ Dad Cheering on Eagles with an Eagles Fan!
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Can a person fly using a pressure washer?
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Kate Moss & Lila Moss – Vogue (UK)
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Tigerlily Taylor See Through at London Fashion Week!
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Brazen Babysitter Blake Blossom Takes Messy Cumshot
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LINGERIE SPECIAL #9
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It’s Jaime Hammer time!
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Tits and Pussy (GIF)
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Kourtney Kardashian topless and pregnant
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Foxy Alissa in a Robe
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Trailer Hitch Fuck
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Aylene Cotto wets her body in a shower in Miami
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Kendall Jenner – undies on the couch
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Uber Masturbating
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Jana Defi Topless In Denims
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Roommates Have No Chill
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Kendall Jenner … sexy for Calvin Klein!
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Crazy Ass Lesbians!
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Airport Girl Gets Wild!
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Nude Svetlana Yakovleva – Tennis Pro
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What would you do if she’d ask you to massage her boobs?
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Lily Lou in a Skin Tight Red Cat Suit!
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Must Smell Great In There (GIF)
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THE NUDES OF VALO VARJO
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Rachel Aldana Breakfast Nook Boobs
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Triple Butt!
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2023

22

Nov

Denise Richards Assumes the Position in the Weirdest Way of the Day

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Denise Richards is doing her best “Thanksgiving Turkey” Impression, baster and all….

So here’s some Denise Richards with the bad tits, not showing the bad tits, even though I am kind of impressed by her for not showing off the bad tits, since they are such bad tits…it’s like a burn victim owning their scars…respectable, braver than I’d be, because if those were my tits, I’d be hiding in a basement jerking off to them, but angrily…

She’s assuming the on all fours position you’d probably want to fuck a 60 year old in, you know hiding the old face, the broken tits, the soft skin and her not fat body in a decent way but she’s censored her twat in a pretty weird way….that looks like some kind of infection or growth instead of a censorship scramble we used to jerk off to when cable scrambled porn…you know in the 90s when Denise Richards was 40 and at her prime of her whoring career….this tribute to the glory days, with the comeback tour, or the last tour in whoring before retiring is confusing…..

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2023

22

Nov

Dua Lipa Shows Off her Dick of the Day

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There are a lot of conspiracies that the celebrities you all jerk off to are the other gender than they present themselves as, you know to be the ultimate troll, and I believe it when it comes to most of the celebrities, since they are all hard faced degenerate pigs…

I don’t know if Dua Lipa is one of those transgendered celebs they cultivated and trained to push the satanic agenda on Christian America….destroying the fabric of society with their bullshit..

But she’s in men’s underwear and a tie, so you can pretend that she is…..and I’ve known at least one person who would make his girlfriend’s wear superhero tightie whities for kids,…so somewhere out there, this is a fetish…

You probably like that she’s got a bigger package than you.

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2023

22

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Even pussy’s gotta eat sometimes….

It seems more often than not….based on all the pants I see jacked in vagina all the time.

It’s one of those “have the pants changed” or “have the pussy’s become more demanding”….all eating anything that comes their way because of internet porn, or some other instagram influencer shit….because there was never this much visible pussy eating pants in my lifetime.

It’s a welcomed change, since visible pussy in pants is tragic….plus with all these transgendered looking like instagram chicks, it saves some awkward nights you end up with a dick in your mouth….,

Here are some pussy eating pants…

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2023

22

Nov

Sommer Ray is a Fitness Influencer of the Day

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Sommer Ray is a fitness influencer who went viral because her mother, who is also a fitness personality, bought an instagram account with a million followers from a porn chick, to transition over to her teen daughter to pretend she does fitness, with her big round ass….it’s all pretty perverted and disturbing, but you do what you gotta do for that AMERICAN DREAM….

Sommer Ray did this shoot showing you how to workout in her gym, because she’s a fitness influencer and her favorite move seems to be fucking the equipment, or at least giving the impression she fucks the equipment…

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2023

22

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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There’s nothing hotter than an emotionally unstable woman getting naked with her weed paraphernalia to let you know that she’s either medicated, or super chill and laid back, like a Bob Marley song, you know Rasta shit…all Caribbean living.

I’m not a weed hater, I think anything that God brings to us is better for us than anything shitty demonic man creates…..

I am just saying…hot chicks smoke weed, but they don’t seem to be the chicks uploading their NUDES to the internet with weed paraphernalia….

So, there are a lot hotter things than these girls posing with weed as an angle or crutch that they clearly need because without it, because they aren’t all that hot, and they wouldn’t have a niche market or lifestyle to appeal to if they didn’t try to exploit the weed.

I guess that’s more hustle and grind than we can say for the weed heads sitting at home playing marathon sessions of videogames.

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2023

22

Nov

The Instagram Girl with the Glowing Butt Plug of the Day

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Her name is YOURGFMILA which seems a little manipulative, like she’s targeting the lonely simps into believing that she cares about them, that she doesn’t just want them to subscribe to her shit, that she would actually meet them in person if they sign over their life savings to her, that she will learn to love them just as long they keep sending her money to show that they care, these things take time, it’s not a love at first sight situation, but that doesn’t mean it can’t end in a loyal partnership to end the painful sadness and lonliness without her….

IT’s some programming “Your Girlfriend”…..telling your weak mind that she’s your girl, while telling all her followers that she’s their girl too, all to get into their wallets over an internet connection, while you never get in her pants…terrible deal.

Like granny always said, “it’s not gonna suck itself”….but she also said “If you’re going to pay a whore, be sure you’re draining your balls in the whore”…..otherwise what’s the fucking point…there’s no real connection over a screen, get it together loser.

Anyway, this girl, YOUR GIRLFRIEND MILA who is NOT your Girlfriend, keeps popping up on the instagram feed and she’s got a light up butt plug that shines through her pants. That’s her angle, that’s her creative vision, that is within the instagram rules, terms, conditions, moral code, all while contributing and profiting off the degeneracy of society.

She may be AI….or photoshopped so hard that she’s not technically real…but she’s your gf, not mine.

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