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2019

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

We live in the era of urine therapy, where motherfuckers are legit drinking their own pee like they are lost in the wilderness – despite having perfectly good water in their fucking taps….because these people aren’t the same people who live in Flynt MichigaN…these are L.A. idiots.

I mean if you want bitches to piss in your mouth, and use urine therapy as the angle, I get it…but drinking your own piss seems pretty fucking idiotic when you can trick girls to piss in your mouth while jerking off…

The first article I ever wrote was for a ZINE in the late 90s about ways to jerk off. Here I am 30 years later, talking. About jerking off daily….

I forget what the zine was called….but I remember the sleeper, where you sit on your hand until it is numb so you feel like someone else is jerking you off….not that you know what that feels like….another one was a ziploc bag full of overcooked spaghetti noodles..

Fascinating, but not as fascinating as ugly people trying to be influencers and not realizing they are ugly.. how do they not know they are ugly? Especially on Instagram. You’re literally in a Photog on your feed, this isn’t “I don’t have to look at myself in a mirror” situation ugly people like myself know. I have no mirrors in my house for this reason and every time I walk by one I’m like “wtf is they, omg it’s me, holy shit, gross”…never have I been “I should use my site of many readers to make myself famous because ugly is in, or because i don’t see myself as ugly”.

You’re all nuts…

That is why I am drinking right now…you should also be drinking right now…

Get drunk with sluts this weekend

Here are some stepLINKS…

My Kind of Instagram Slut – USE CODE DSUFD – FOR A HUGE FUCKING DISCOUNT
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LOHAN VS CBS
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Slut Climbing Wall Fail
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Braless in NYC
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The Young and the Restless Star’s Ex Wife Explains His Suicide
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Auto Dog Petting Machine
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The Gaybashing Staged by the Actor Gay Bashed Pretending it was MAGA racists is on another level of WTF
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Bears Break into a House
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Lingerie for V Day on a Bitch
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Old Nasty Bitch in a Bikini TOp
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Jessica ALba in her Bra for Some Bullshit
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Bratt Pitt Supports Filmmakers
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Angry GF of the Day
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Underwater Wedding Ceremony
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Why Will Smith Turned Down The Matrix
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The Eminem Smiling Meme is So silly
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Teacher Slaps Student
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Guess Who’s Single?
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Prison Break with Poodles…
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Pretty Girls Make the World Go Around
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Victoria Justice – Gallery
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People Happy About Amazon Leaving NYC
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6 Million Dollar Smart Yacht
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Unbelieveable Moments caught on Video
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Ja Rule to Make another Music Festival
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Guy Gets in Shootout with Police on IG LIVE
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Vodianova – Boobs Out
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Nude Celeb Screencaps
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Emily DiDonato Photoshoot – With No Tits…
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Peyton Roi List – Cleavage
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Shailene Woodley in a Red Outfit
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Madison Beer Crop Top
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Lily Collins – Hotter than Phil Collins
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Brie Larson Nasty in a Tight Outfit
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Big Cleavage
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Blackpink are the Korean Fetish of the Day
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Ambrosio Legs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Pink Dress
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Bitch Always Trying to be the Center of Attention
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Well…This is Embarassing
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Tits at the Beach
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7 Things You Didn’t Expect to See in Public Today
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Bus Stop Tits
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Flintstone Butt Plug
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Reddit Porn is the Biggest Thing Out there…Here’s a Reddit Porn Amateur
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Music Festival Tits
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Flexible Bitch
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Self Shot Ass
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QUiet on Set
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Maid Vacuums her Butthole
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Youtuber’s Annika Boron Hot Nude Leaks
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I wonder if this anus is Adriana Lima’s Sister
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Sluts in LIngerie
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Fat Chicks in White T-Shirts Squirting
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Thick Caterina and her Nakedness
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Luna and her Thick Labia
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3 Naked Babes at the Beach
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Sluts with Iphones
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Masturabting Girl Gets BUSTED
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Fucking the Snowman
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2019

15

Feb

Jessica Alba in a Bra of the Day

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Here is some Jessica Alba in a bra doing click bait…for a new show because she’s decided to get herself back on tv for her ego.

It is probably a show she produced because she took a break from her terrible acting…that only happened because movies need the hot half Mexican chick.

Build a wall around that national security risk Pussy that for sure has herpes….so that she never escapes you.

Fuck yeah.

Anyways, she is rich from her brand she pretends to run because they give her an office. She’s back to acting. She’s a mom
Of many children and she’s doing her most sleazy and perverted role…tits out…but not her most sleazy thing in life because bitch has an open marriage and fucks all kinds of people. Google it.

You don’t become Jessica Alba with her level of fame from not fucking.

Here is the video

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2019

15

Feb

Emma Stone Photoshoot of the Day

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I am going to leave this hipster fashion shoot of Emma Stone up here for a while…because Emma Stone is a big deal in the nerd world…something I don’t fucking understand because she’s ugly.

I don’t know how a bitch has scammed the system so hard to be a goto, highly paid, multi million dollar actress…while consistently having that creepy fucking face that I think is offset by her creepy fucking mouth…and that creepy fucking lisp…that luckily for her creepy dudes everywhere fucking love and worship.

She’s a leader, an icon, a pinup, porn to them…and even when I see her in these kinds of shoots..I cannot get behind her as a celebrity…she’s more a fucking mid level manager at some run of the mill company to me…not even someone high powered working in some cool business…she looks like she does payroll at a fucking bathroom supply company….you know just as far removed from hollywood as possible…even if hollywood is really just on giant toilet…

You get what I’m saying and it’s “how is this bitch famous”…seriously.

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2019

15

Feb

Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day

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Lily Allen got a new face…

Lily Allen ….

Uggghhhh……

The comeback we didn’t need. The tits that were shit 10 years ago. The miscarriage that was an abortion before she became a mom I used to make fun of and lost advertisers and traffic partners over because America is so uptight about abortions even though Abortions are the best form of birth control…you can come in a pregnant bitch with no fear of getting her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant and if you time it right…it can all go away with a quick little vacuuming….

YUM.

Something I can assure you look way better than Lily Allen tits.

Here is her new face

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2019

15

Feb

Selena Gomez Swimsuit of the Day

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Selena Gomez still out here in a swimsuit…..

It’s not a good thing, but it’s a new thing, cuz Selena Gomez and her endless supply of Organ Donors looks like a whole new fucking person out there…

Fatter and dumpier, more troubled despite being rich enough to pay for her troubles to go away, all fucking trying to get some attention to her new face, new tits, fat gut self…in a time when Bieber is married to his actual Soul Mate…who isn’t her….

Bratty rich kids, who at least have the decency to wear a one piece so that I don’t have to see her damn scars…and belly…they creep me out…

So here’s some Selena Gomez bikini pervert content for you perverts who have loved her since her days on BARNEY.

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2019

15

Feb

Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty is some girl who got Killed off from Shameless like she was Emmy Rossum….and like Emmy Rossum….she’s into showing her fucking tits…and that’s a good thing because despite what they all tell you or what they tell themselves…the whole “it’s just tits”…”It’s just nipples”….”don’t sexualize our tits”….well it’s Tits and It’s Nipples and seeing all the tits is amazing.

Heck Yeah! For Tits….

Keep em coming Ratty and every other slut out there pretending they aren’t sluts out there….

Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples Lingerie

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2019

15

Feb

Noah Cyrus Thong of the Day

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Aren’t you excited that Noah Cyrus is a ratchet little young girl – who is keeping up with her generation by being a ratchet little girl…being inspired by her sister who took the ratchet instagram nudity to the next level, to the mainstream, making it a full Coca Cola situation…poptart twinkie shit…The Gap…fucking Disney…..instagram nudity, flashing like a pervert exhibitionist is just the way the world fucking works now….and it’s great.

Except when Noah Cyrus does it. Cuz she’s a vile bitch.

Great content though! Making her brother proud….because they are hicks and hicks are built off of incest.

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2019

15

Feb

Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll of the Day

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Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

But it’s nice to see her still out there whorin’. She is the celeb gossip queen, no longer a celeb queen on the celeb gossip bullshit…but posting fitness erotica….looking like a sec doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

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2019

15

Feb

Madison Moilanen Farm Country Pussy Flash of the Day

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Madison Moilanen doesn’t promote a Patreon. So she’s not an entrepreneurial nudist. She’s more of a get naked cuz she thinks she’s hot, likes being jerked off to, likes being seen nude, kind of girl…

She’s just out there with her under 10,000 followers, building a hippie like community in nature with her tits out.

A Pacific North West girl at one with Nature, doing that nature thing because she wants followers, she loves followers, and she is willing to get naked to do it….

She may pretend she doesn’t care about followers, and that she’s just putting her art out there. But art doesn’t exist. This is just shameless nudity with a filter and I love it.

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2019

15

Feb

Claudia Lion Flashes her Pubes of the Day

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Claudia Lion is a wild and crazy animal…this is her African Safari and by African Safari I mean…pubic hair.

She’s Italian. She’s got a Patreon so she’s basically a teen cam girl from the 90s people used to sign up to see in photoshoots…hoping to one day see her cunt…only more entrepreneurial…not like Kate’s Playground and Next Door Nicki before her…who had some dude put together the empire and pay theme out modestly…getting that recurring charge on the credit cards perverts drunkenly bought without realizing or noticing…making a lot of fucking people rich…something I should have probably done when I started this but I hate people, managing people, having an army of women who I have to deal with to get nude photos I sell memberships to see…but the dude at Patreon does it already, get’s his 20 percent, with his marketplace of girls who pretend to be sex positive, and hip..but are really just shamelessly trying to get paid to get naked so that they don’t have to work at the grocery store as a cashier…

“All I have to do is post up a photo set a week, and I get idiots to pay me 20 bucks a month”….

It is the only way to survive when you don’t have a million followers.