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2019

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in a bar drinking and it is nice to know that chicks still make out with each other to get attention from men….unless they were lesbians…I mean I was listening to their conversation and they were talking about their trip to the Caribbean….and how leaving their kid at home for the first time gutted them….and they were both 75 pounds too heavy with matching pink hair…in ill fitting hiking gear….like Nylon pants….which is why I assumed they were just a couple middle aged party girls reliving their 20s…20 years too late…tongue deep after one too many cocktails while a bunch of dudes in polo shirts and visors cheered on.

I’ve wrong sometimes…and I blame not acknowledging lesbians as a species…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Woman Crashes a Convenience Store
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Jennifer Aniston Birthday Porn from her Ex Husband
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Blossom VS United Airlines
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Dad Buys Mom MILF Flowers
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Cokes New Flavor for you Fat Fucks
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Throwback to Ariel Winter’s Fat ASs
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Bad Boys _ Comeback Tour
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Ana Braga – Valentines Day Smut
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Chantele Jeffries – POKIES
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Wolf Hunts Buffalo
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Richard Gere Along with Gerbils in Ass also Makes Babies
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Twins Share the Same Boyfriend..>What
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Lindsey Pelas – Huge Tits
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King of the Hill Theatrical Release Short
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Disney Gone GAY
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The Oscars You Won’t Watch are Going to Be Presenting some KEY awards that don’t have hype to average idiots but are the foundation of a good movie – during the commercials…they dead
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The Guy who Wraps Celeb’s Cars
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Selena Gomez – BIKINI
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Constance WU – Asian
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Rachel Leigh Cook – at and Event
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Fat Kate Upton
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Fat Katy Perry in a Magazine
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Diane Kruger – Still Hot
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Miley in a Red Dress
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Bella Thorne at an Event
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Danica McKellar…Terrifying
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Amy Adams Cleavage
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Betty Gilpin – Cleavage
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Jade Kush – Asian Big Tits Getting Wet
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Pussy Pin Cushion
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Sex Life of a Nerd
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Pale Nips
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Girl Getting Whipped – Freeze Frame
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Gash Flash
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Some Babe Losing her Dress
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Spoon Bra
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Celebrate the Female Body
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Tits Or Wings…
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Gash in some Checkerboard Thigh Highs
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Mechanical Bull Titty Bounce
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Reddit Amateur of the Day – IRISH HICCUP
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Big Titty MILF
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Wild and Crazy Spring Breakers
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Hot Naked Chick on the Beach
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2019

12

Feb

Josephine Skriver Ridiculous Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver tits are ridiculous here…

This is some brand deal she’s partnered up with who produce Women’s clothing.

So these tactics of hit model looking hot with hot tits pulled out of a hot bathing suit…is designed to target women…

A reminder That all the sexuaized and misogynistic content all these fuckers say slut content caters to…and encourages is false.

Bitches are competitive with hot chicks. They want to dress like hot chicks. They want to be hot chicks. So they watch the hot chicks. Copy the hot chicks. It is how they become hot chicks.

So fuck all the haters who say chicks don’t like titty pics of models. Chicks love it so much they buy what these sex workers are selling.

That’s what perpetuates the whole thing. Women. Are. Crazy.

Here she is in lingerie

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2019

12

Feb

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter has dramatically lost weight. Looks better than ever. Cuz skinny versions of ourselves are always better versions of ourselves.

I don’t know if she did cool sculpting or liposuction like a Kardashian.

I don’t know if she just stopped eating and got serious about fitness.

She was publicly working out for the last year she was fat and she remained fat…so not sure if it is that…

However…it could just be drugs, eating disorder, a disease like aids…

So many options….that don’t matter so long as her and her breast reduced famous tits have a neck again.

The troll, less trolly. Exciting!

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2019

12

Feb

Dove Cameron Bikini of the Day

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Disney Star + Bikini = won.

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2019

12

Feb

Padma Lakshmi Pizza Tits of the Day

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It was International Pizza Day the other day.

If I was a real blogger with a passion for blogging. Like the kinds of click sit blogs you see on the internet doing click bait content

I would have done a top 10 pizza day pics from sluts doing slutty content for pizza day since sluts lack creativity and need that national day to give them a concept and theme…especially when that day is pizza day cuz pizza in and of itself is viral and hype…

Instead I am a lazy blogger who hates the blog life, and click bait….so I just post the first old whore I see with her pizza Porno out there, three days after the international pizza day happened…on the ball. Full send all day.

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2019

12

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Topless and Terrifying of the Day

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At a certain point – you’d think a bitch would throw in the towel but thanks to social media and some pre social media fame – girl can stay alive forever.

Thanks internet….

Because the star of Laguna Beach no one cares about, got married to a rich athlete, lives the whitest OC, mall shopping, lunching, life with her shitty white kids, can now be an influencer or blogger or host…because the people into Laguna Beach, one of the last reality shows to have a generation of viewers, follow her, keeping that dream alive, so that she can bring her jagged edges face to the gram in some slutty mom shoot I am mad at myself for posting because I am contributing to this nonsense machine.

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2019

12

Feb

Chloe Grace Moretz as Britney of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz fans are ridiculously perverted.

They fell in love with her when she was a comic book starlet at the age of 12z perverts.

They have stuck with her ever since. Perverts.

They are still into her despite being a chubby little thing in her 20s. Loyal perverts who can’t be thwarted from their pervert ways.

And here she is done up like Britney Spears…bringing a whole new level of perversion to the perverts. Some double dipping, two birds one stone, role play perverts.

Enjoy.

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2019

12

Feb

Selena New Face Gomez Bikini of the Day

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The biggest news of the day is that along with having a series of mental breakdowns, and health scares, dejected Kidneys and Kidney Transplants, fake tits and face injections…a love of her life named Bieber marry another chick…sending her back to rehab…is that Selena Gomez is a whole new person. Literally.

Who the fuck is this stand in, trader imposter. Maybe the real Selena Gomez died off…and this is her replacement. Rich people are weird!

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2019

12

Feb

Dina Yakubovskaya Naked Shoot of the Day

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Who knows who Dina Yakubovskaya….when all that really matters is how awesome her name is…

It is the kind of name that tells 1000 stories…of a Russian / eastern European living that communist dream….

Rationed bread, toilet paper and tampons…and now….she’s ben given every opportunity.

Not forced to work in a work camp, train in a Gymnastics camp, do performance enhancement drugs to win Olympics…or sell her soul to get intel from Americans weak to a Russian woman’s sexuality….spy shit….

She also doesn’t have to sex work, be human trafficked…none of that shit…the country is free…she is on her own terms…and getting naked like a sex worker…mail order bride..human trafficked….nude.

We like it.

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2019

12

Feb

Constance Jablonski Posing with Produce of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, using her American work Visa, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system and paying more taxes to the system than you’re broke Walmart working ass..

She’s the type of model who puts her tits out there, you can google that shit, I’m too lazy…

But her tits have been out there for a least a decade, that’s a lot of tits, the kind of thing that may or may not have inspired all the instagram whores to focus on one genre of fashion shoot – the nude kind…to emulate, do it themselves, amateur hour that shit, and pull off as good as real fashion shoots, because it’s all be a fucking scam for so long…

I like the props…posing with produce…a fetish…that gets played out every day at the Grocery Store cuz all these instagram girls are fucking whores…who think they are mentors and guides…who visit grocery stores to show the world they cook healthy at the same time as showing their tits cuz tits get hits…just not on this site…

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