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2019

07

Feb

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know about this Gigi Hadid muppet face.

I realize that she’s made it as a rich girl who didn’t need to make it to begin with but egos had to be fed….

But I’m not convinced. I see through the scam her and her family have coordinated and all the people in fashion sucking on her muppet face dick….are just followe idiots who have no opinion of their own but who know Instagram followers are a currency and status symbol….even when those followers are for nonsense reasons…

This is some bought fame…getting a good return on investment….

This is her in a magazine thanks to her bought fame getting a good return on investment….

Muppet face and her tits pretending to be fashion when really there’s no substance here…just veneer…fake shit…posting it anyway.

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2019

07

Feb

Em RatCow Nipples of the Day

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I would boycot, block and delete Rat Cow if she hadn’t blocked and deleted me first.

I think her building out her own brand of bikinis and underwear is a smart strategy for her tits, because it’s building equity beyond an Instagram feed she only has from a music video she was lucky to be cast in and naked in…

I would ignore her silly self promotion to make herself richer than she is with her scamming….but her tits that I assume are not real tits are just so good….unfortunately she hasn’t sorted out the belly button yet….garbage people doing garbage things….but having great tits throughout the process.

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2019

07

Feb

Delilah Hamlin Pussy Stretch of the Day

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When your mom is a prostitute named Lisa Rinna with the original lip injections from an era before lip injections – you have a duty to your family to continue her work. The family work. Bred into this whoring without many options besides being a whore and we love whores. So by default this little trash can is something I have no choice but to appreciate this low level shameless attention seeking for Instagram influencer dreams to come true.

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She also got her tits out for PAPER magazine

Here are her tits out celebrating AIDS at the AMFAR event

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2019

07

Feb

Kelly Gale Nipples of the Day

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Hey – Look – Nipples in a White Shirt….

Her name is Kelly Gale…and she doesn’t just have any old nipples….She’s got Victoria’s Secret approved nipples…and they are out there on the beach like they were ordinary nipples you’d find on any young girl trying to get some instagram content in a beach location…who is open and free..living that hippie traveler life…being as nude as possible as often as possible…but so much better because they have that Victoria’s Secret Stamp of Approval….

She’s INDIAN and AUSTRALIAN – so I believe good things will happen to her….

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2019

07

Feb

Maria KN – Nude Model of the Day

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Maria KN has the shortest last name in the nude model for instagram you’ve never heard of game…maybe it’s her actual name, or just a stage name she uses to stand out amongst the tens of thousands of people trying to do this nonsense…I don’t have the answers and I doubt her WIKIPEDIA exists…but I do know she shows her tits in cheesy dramatic photoshoots that are almost embarrassing because they are so dramatic and bad….but we still get to see her tits…

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2019

07

Feb

Halsey in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is a bullshit celebrity – that probably shouldn’t be a celebrity but is a celebrity thanks to the kids these days letting anyone and everyone be famous..whether they have talent or not.

The only Amazing thing I’ve seen Halsey do in her quest to rise to the top of celebrity has been getting caught ripping lines during a music festival in Miami….only to still get work and brand deals…when she would have been blacklisted a decade ago for the same thing…or at least forced to keep it secret…

She’s done other stunts like plastic surgery, face injections, blacksploitation because her dad is black and she wants the black lives matter treatment despite being white washed as fuck…

Because all these bitches are shameless…

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2019

07

Feb

Hailey Baldwin is a Man on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin, that hard jawed Jesus freak married to Bieber has proven that all you need to do to be relevant, is look like Bieber enough that he’d be attracted to you, enough to marry you without a prenup, securing your already rich ass for life.

She was an uneventful personality, model, bootleg Jenner…and look at her now…getting the covers she always dreamed of when she was just a little boy…because Dreams Do Come True..

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2019

07

Feb

Stella Maxwell Half Naked on a Chair of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone and anyone she could, hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…all to increase her profile and pay scale…and here she is…doing what very few lesbians do….sexualize herself for men to jerk off to her in order to sell panties because she’s bullshit money grubbing fame whoring…but aren’t they all…

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2019

07

Feb

Lea Michele Bachelorette Party of the Day

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That dude Lea Michele has Jacked Up her face…and really solidified her parent’s plan for her, like the Polynesians and their lady boys they created in families that had too many boys, when they needed a girl to help with lady work, so that they assigned them that gender despite having male genitals…it’s a cultural thing…google it….

Lea Michele’s parents knew her hard face would be able to succeed as a woman…and now she’s on a bachelorette party paid for by a brand with people like Emma Roberts…in bikinis…pretending to be friends…when they all probably hate each other….showing off her new face thanks to face injections and I guess body….and the whole thing is so magical and romantic…isn’t it…

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2019

07

Feb

Moon Bloodgood has a Terrible Name – Here are her Panties of the Day

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When you’re name is blood good, and you’re in panties, it gives a pretty terrible visual, so long as you’re not into periods or worse…when it comes to bloody panties…

She’s a 55 year old, or 43 year old…half Korean, American, Laker’s Girl like she was Paula Abdul. Straight up now tell me…..she was in Maxim when Maxim mattered and has had movie roles along this journey we call life….only to end up here on instagram…adapting to new Tech despite being an old fuck…probably risking her identity by sending her banking info to sme Nigerian on Facebook as old people on Facebook do…only she’s pretending to be young….and with it…half naked…panties out…the way they should be. I guess these asians are smart and advantaged and understand how Facebook works….pantsless.

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