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2019

21

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are so ridiculous….they don’t even know what is good or bad, what is hot or not, what is funny or not…they just know what is popular…

I remember when the dudes in my sixth grade class found this troll hot, they collectively found this troll hot, and I went along with it because I was the weird immigrant kid, all while thinking she was a troll…deciding then and there that I will not conform with the general consensus, not to be different or cool, just because other people are idiots and I knew early on that it was better to stick to my own opinion…..that way I’d treat a troll like a troll…and not like a babe…when she was a troll…you get further in life that way….

So all this mall brand, general consensus pop music, radio top 40, Adam Levine shit, or on TV that James Corden or whatever that little pudgy British Man who screams at American with excitement..or Margot Robbie and Emma Stone and other top tier actresses are literally just shit…but you people can’t see it…

It’s crazy. You are Crazy. Get a fucking opinion.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

The People VS Karl Laggerfeld for Hating Fat Chicks….
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Metallica Mansion
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Huge Asian Titty Drop
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UFO Car
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Youtube has A Lot of Underage Girls Doing Gross Shit – Yet are Publicly Traded Company…all these Huge Companies are Porn Pedlars
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U-Turn Causes Bike to Crash
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Burberry’s Suicide Hoodie
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Dog Holding Up Traffic in Russia
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Bicycle Powered Snow Plow
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Big Perky Tits
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Subway Dancing is So Gay
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Big Guys – Little Rides
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2019

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where a white woman can’t identify as black, despite having spent her life studying black culture, becoming an expert in black culture, even a doctor in black culture….because it’s considered racist…even if she’s committed years of research to what she is appropriating..from the most intellectual level that our system holds in high esteem….but some fucking reality star is jealous of his stepdaughters in tight dresses decides he identifies as a woman and we all decide it’s ok….dude has no understanding of being a woman, no study of being a woman, he just likes wearing women’s clothes and being made up….and we think it’s ok….

You may be wondering why this bothers me, affects me, or why I bring up two old and tired broads and old and tired stories…well it is because I want to identify as Native American…they don’t pay taxes and I think I should be allowed to under the current climate of our accept everyone except that guy mentality.

Unfortunately, natives, Who have the worst deal, don’t like non natives trying to take advantage of them, but the truth is, I am not trying to take advantage of them, but to partner up with them to take advantage of the government….

If the natives were into revenge, they should hand out native cards to everyone of the tax payers out there so that they don’t have to pay taxes to the man, bankrupt the same institution that stole from them…

They just need to think of this proposition as they thought of the Indian casinos that made them lots of money….not all deals with white folk fuck them over and some of us aren’t the enemy even if our ancestors possibly were.

Let’s work together here, this tax season and all tax seasons ahead of us.

I believe in our potential partnership uniting everyone and making the whole world a better place to be at one with nature and relax.

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Russian Pole Dancer is Extreme
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Give Jussie Smollett the Chair
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Hottest Bikini Model of the Day
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Big Ariel Winter Tits in a Slutty See Through Thing
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Bikini Pokies
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Black Leather on a Bitch
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Older than the Earth…No Not Demi Moore’s Pussy
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The Grand TOur – CHINA
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Metallica Mansion
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Big Tits Masturbate
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Counter Suing Dude Suing Her – Cuz She’s Rich
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Ellie Bamber – See Through
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Hilary Duff…Fat Ass in Leggings….
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Snoring Dog is Amazing
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Single Monster of the Day
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Tesla Transporter Stuck in Mud
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Piers Morgan Bangs Ariana Grande
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See Through Dress of the Day
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Wrong Way Down the Highway
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Emma Watson in Whorey Potter
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Sophie Turner – Leather Skirt
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Marisa Tomei – Cleavage
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Ariana Grande – Such a Fucking Midget
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Lottie Mosss – Legs.
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Ambrosio in a Magazine
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Kylie Jenner – Pig
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Georgia Fowler – maxim Ass!
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Kate Walsh…Crazy Dress
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Christina Hendricks – Big Tits
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – It’s Still On – Hasn’t Been Cancelled Tumblr Just Pretends It Has To Get Mainstream Ads…FUCKERS.
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Katheryn Winnick’s Slip
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Annoying Sex Tape of the Day
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Greek Titties
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Hair Brush Dildo
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Cruzlyn is Hot
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People Will Say It’s Fake – But They are Crazy
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Sofie Nice Boobs
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Nikki and her Dark Labia
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Sati is Naked
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Erotic Photography…
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Teen Maya – Pussy
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Those WACKY Neighbors
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Slutty Lingerie
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Japanese Conference Room
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Japanese Wrestling…is Gross
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Bolt on Tits of the Day
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Ashley Adams – Chery Pie Tits
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Heavy Chested
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GOT MILK?
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Jenny in Painted Pants
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2019

20

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Pole Dancing of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez posted up a video of her doing some pole dancing….which is the favored activity of middle aged women according to my instagram and facebook where old women seem to dominate my feed cuz they don’t have much going on and are in a point in their menial woman jobs where they can troll facebook all day without the boss getting mad…knowing cuz they are women he can’t get mad…and because they’ve already done their Maternity Leave…they can’t get fired….

The funny thing with Pold Dancing content, whether it’s J.Lo showing her age, or the middled aged moms on my facebook who do this to stay fit, is that they all dress pretty slutty, like strippers to do it…just a room full of bitches in stripper heels and bra tops and short shorts grinding up against a pole…

The other funny thing is that this is stripper behavior and strippers are usually hated on by all wives who have husbands who go to strip clubs…they call them whores, they call them other names, they are disgusted by them…yet the second an old stripper starts a pole dance studio and calls it a trendy fitness program…they are the first to sign up…in typical woman behavior…hate what you don’t know…or what your husband likes…that you try to turn around and live it up….probably the same reason Victoria’s Secret is so successful…just women being hypocritical cunts…the story of our lives…

Here’s Old Timer J.Lo in action.

Here she is in some tight leggings

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2019

20

Feb

Lisa Rinna Panty Flash of the Day

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Lisa Rinna is a relatively insignificant reality show star, who was on Celebrity Apprentice and was rumored to have jerked off TRUMP will fingering his asshole, the good old fashioned prostate milking, that only seasoned whores are into getting involved in, while younger women still seem to fear shit..even though they’ve grown up on ass licking….

Well, she’s 100 fucking years old, and still out there flashing her panties, cuz I guess she thinks and feels like she’s still hot…and she’s not horrible..despite the rotting smell that I am sure radiates from her vagina….hence the thick panties…to keep the smells in….

I call this..not letting being old and expired get in the way of your whoring…still whorin’…keep whoring…if it’s what you know and what you are good at…don’t give it up…right.

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This is the pussy, the mentor, the mother that created Delilah Bell Hamlin…following her mom’s whore lead….let’s take a second to check her out…

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2019

20

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

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We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before…

I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing..

But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole.

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2019

20

Feb

Danielle Knudson Firm Titty of the Day

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Danielle Knudson is a Canadian titty model who was in Sports Illustrated at least once…

She’s 29, so that’s probably why this titty video of her is being leaked, you know draw attention to herself before she turns 30 so that she’s still remembered into her 30s, even though she’s hardly rememebered now…

I am Canadian, and Canadian socialist laws have this Canadian Content law, so that we don’t get lost in American culture, where that we have to include a certain amount of Canadian produced content in any media outlet….

So that when you listen to the radio, 1/3 of the music is Canadian….like Drake, The Weeknd, Bieber and Avril Lavigne….

(insert Avril Lavigne Cleavage pic here)…

Or Nickelback, RUSH, Pam Anderson, Martin Short, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sarah McGlocklynn, Seth Rogan, Sandra Oh, Eugene Levy, Ryan Gosling, Dan Ackroyd, Jim Cary, Mike Myers….usually acts that are also big in America but that we have to hear a lot more often than you do…so we hate them more…

Point being, this Knudson bitch is a virtual no one…but her tits from her nude video that is a few years old are solid…super solid.

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2019

20

Feb

Bella Hadid Jacked Up Face and Big TIts of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with Bella Hadid’s face….

I have been calling her ugly, the ugly sister, since before she came onto the scene and stole Gigi Hadid’s career because she was the ugly one, more eager and Gigi was bored of the whole thing, so this try hard, over achiever decided that she was a model and the world agreed with her and gave her work and here we are no with some trans looking, plastic surgery ridden, chiseled fucking tranny looking bitch…thinking she’s hot.

I think you can see a sliver of her nipple in this outfit though, which I guess makes the busted up face a little easier to handle…but shit…is this Celine Dion on her 50th birthday in a black wig…or some 20 year old rich kid fashion icon who fucks big dicked rappers representing the generation of shit that we all know exists…because even high fashion is ripping off shitty streetwear…cheapening itself…thus explaining why they use such broken down instagram models as their models..

The cheapening of AMERICA…

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2019

20

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rash of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fetish to some…

Titty Rashes are a fetish to others…

Venn Diagram that shit…and Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rashes must be a fetish to the where those two fetishes crossover…

I bet you didn’t even realize JLH tits from the 90s teen comedies set on her small frame that turned into a fat chick frame as the rest of the body catches up to the tits often…cuz when bitch fattened up and got old..she was forgotten….

But that titty rash gave her reason to exist again….

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2019

20

Feb

Joy Corrigan Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is some Florida set of tits that got some traction on instagram early on, thought that made her a model, thought that allowed her to move to LA and NYC to be bicoastal, rather than just stay in Florida where she would show off her bolt on tits to rich people coming through….and her career really never took off, it just positioned her for rich guys to fuck her, and I guess now that she’s 5-6 years older….she’s forced to start injecting her face, as these women do, thinking it will make them more appealing like a Kardashian…because they never had much talent to begin with…and have really just been a set of bathing suit bolt on tits all along…relatively interchangeable with any set of tits…but unaware of that basic fucking fact…

Hot times…with the hard nipples in NYC.

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2019

20

Feb

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a football slut…

She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it…

She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall…

She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant.

The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks!

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