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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day

Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it…

She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY.

Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day…

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2019

20

Feb

Lea Rostain and Salome Walbrou Nude of the Day

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Lea Rostain and Salomé Walbrou are two naked babes showing off their bush in what looks like some Bohemian french artist’s studio / apartment, which is a great setting to make the nudity seem less shameless and attention seeking, and more artistic and high concept thanks to the whole integration of the artist…giving reason to be nude even though we are in an era with no need to be nude.

It’s European, with the French bush vibe…like the roaring 20s or even then 1900s in France where there was a huge sexual revolution, lesbians and nudity…lots of wine and cheese….intellectuals coming together and living their best life..

Only it’s the 2019s and this kind of behavior is just instagram porn fodder and not high concept edgy or interesting at all. It is not political or making any intellectual progress or statement. It’s just two naked bitches together in a room and there’s nothing wrong with that…but rather everything perfect with that.

The coloring of these pics – hurts my eyes…

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2019

20

Feb

Naked Feminist Dance and Other Videos of te Day

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Wife Strips Mistress

High on Drugs – Playing on Balcony

Cyclist Flashes

Man Trying to Kill His Wife

Traditional Bride Dance Fail

Vomit During a Brawl

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2019

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been trying to recruit women at the grocery store because it is the only place I am allowed to go….to stage a hate crime outside my house which isn’t quite a house but where I live so we call it a house…..a hate crime where that they jump me and rape me, calling me a misogynistic asshole, screaming that this is TRANS country and that there’s no room for straight light skinned men….

I’ve targeted lesbians, I’ve offered them payment as a vile of sperm so that they can make lesbian babies and raise them as if they were not lesbian babies, since lesbians can’t have babies….you know to help feed their natural motherly instinct without having to take their natural urge of cock….

So far no one has bit, but I will eventually go viral…just not sure whether it will bee by dying of AIDS or with a YOUTUBE video…

Only time will tell…

Suicide of the Day
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Anti Gravity Snowmobile
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Bull in a China Shop
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Truck VS Ice
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The Man with Six Snakes in his Mouth
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Love Doesn’t Exist
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Puppy Fail of the Day
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Muscular Couple…
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Daytona Pile Up
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2019

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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While I spent my day avoiding the internet…the big new was that Karl Lagerfeld died of AIDS at 85 and like Stan Lee before him, the fan boys / girls are out there posting about how he influenced them…when really he didn’t influence them at all..they are just pop culture idiots who are programmed to believe in him….it’s called marketing and is why Chanel, where he worked, can sell a T-shirt for 1,000 dollars…..

Everyone is coming out of the woodwork to share their Karl Stories…when I’m more into everyone just cumming in GIF format….but they never do….

Then people are going nuts because The monster Kardashian / OJs daughter is out there being cheated on by her baby daddy Tristain on some fat chick who is friends with her sister and I’m like….read that a few times and really question the state of humanity….

People actually fucking care about this shit, when real problems are going on, real risks are out there, but you fill your life wit this shit….

You’re all nuts, send in your tits….

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Leaving Neverland Doc is LOLZ…
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Charo’s Husband Offed Himself
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Some Megan Barton Chick in Pink Latex
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Truck Through Ice
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Cows Eating Fruit in Hong Kong…
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Emily Blunt – Trans Man
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Lisa Clark Bikini Pokies
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Bro Messes with Wrong Asian….
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Miley’s Mom Has a Lot of Weed….Black Man Down the Street Got Locked Up for a Joint
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Dog Helps Man in Wheelchair
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Megan Markle in USA for Baby Shower
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Abbey Clancy – Mom Pokies
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People are Saying Charcoal Face Masks are Racist…
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Girl Throws Down by Throwing Up
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Kate Beckinsale Vs Her Fans Who Don’t Like Who She Fucks
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QUAD IDIOT
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Bad Motorcycle Crash
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Lisa Rina – Panty Flash
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Great Dane Uses Two Legs to Scratch
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Kylie Jenner is Trash
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Vegan Bride – VS Meat Eaters
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CREEPY
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Kate Phillips Little Booty in a Tight Dress
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Lisa Rina – Not Looking like Lisa Rina – Flashing Panty
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Gisele – Trans at the Beach
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Joy Corrigan – hard Nips
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Midget Ariana Grande Creeps Me Out
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Madison Beer in Pantyhose
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Nina Dobrev in a Gown
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Sofia Richie Booty
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Nadine – Big TITTY FLASH
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Hot Nude Russian Photos
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day Cuz Tumblr’s Still Got Porn…
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GOT MILK
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What’s Going on with this Porn in Public….of the Day
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Showering in Stockings
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Hot Naked Chick
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Piss Punishment
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Prank of the Day
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Redhead Pancake Tits
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Iphone Girls
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Mila Azul – Hot Pussy Rub
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Fucking in the AISLE
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Buttfuck over the Tub
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Cum all Over – Dirty
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Hot Bald Girl
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Attention Whore Fail
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Naked for PETA
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Nude Selfies
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Sheer White Bikini
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2019

19

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Fishnets of the Day

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The people may not care about what Ireland Baldwin and her Baldwin jawline are up to….

Even her dad doesn’t give a fuck about this 7 foot tall Sasquatch of a rich kid…

He just throws money at it and hopes it leaves him alone and doesn’t get in the way of his new life…

No one cares about her story, her upbringing or her attempt to be famous in her own right…

But I do…

No one is rooting for her, or thinking she’ll do anything noteworthy or substantial….

But I am….

Despite her having big tits to go with the big everything else about her….

I am talking about her vagina- because at 7 feet tall that is the kind of vagina you can crawl up into in a reverse birthing fetish we all have….

She’s not hot, she’s broken, she’s trying and being slutty and I like it.

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

19

Feb

Halsey and her Bolt on Tits Suck of the Day

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Halsey is a major pop star, which is pretty representative of how shit pop is, because her and her music is dog shit, yet it gets on the radio, people sing along to her commercial drivel that rapes their brains and probably Sends them
Subliminal messages to buy shit…

She is a vehicle for whoever it is puppet mastering her and I have a hard time accepting her celebrity because she’s just garbage.

But it’s not up to me to accept people, the world is bigger than my opinion of shit marketing manipulation of dumb people.

So instead I just look at her tits that are now bolt on tits because when you get paid and are some Identity crisis with money believing her own hype…you modify your club kid tits like this…

Posted in:Halsey|stepNEWS

2019

19

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Doing Fitness of the Day

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There was a time when I thought Amanda Seyfried was one of the hottest actors out there, which isn’t saying much, since actors are typically not hot…

I just liked that she did nude scenes and Disney movies at the same time..it was a good way to polarize her careee and pretend she has talent…

But now she’s just a mom who has had sex with Justin Long and that is enough to ruin a bitch.

I guess she posts on social media, as these people do to get cast in movies and make money….and this is the kind of shit she’s posting…

There was a time she was dumpy as fuck for the paparazzi, looking like she smelled not showered with nothing to prove….but here she is uploading selfie content – ruining that too…

The world is shit. Pop culture is shit and Amanda Seyfried is old and rich and doing what old rich bitches do…activewear.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2019

19

Feb