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2019

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

We live in a world where porn is mainstream, where videos of girls getting violated by the biggest of dicks is seen as awesome, despite girls in porn being broken mental cases who will be the first to admit that they’ve got mental health issues….where sites with the most vile of gangbang, rape, fetish porn is played off as a part of the zeitgeist…..where girls and guys alike jack off to the videos cuz they are sucked in and addicted to it…perverts on every level…addicted to porn together….

Yet, we also live in a world where you can’t comment on a girl posing half naked on instagram’s tits, describing how hard you are because you’re a predator…

It makes it pretty confusing place to navigate, like seeing all the people supporting the TSA agents who have taken booze from them after frisking them and treating them like a criminal when all you’re trying to do is get on a damn plane….

But No Negative Vibes….just 10 year challenge memes, and really memes on every subject…because in this world of porn, sluts we can’t say slutty things to, support of the TSA agents…there are also memes…countless memes…buried in memes…how do we survive. I guess we barely survive….trying to keep up with each other based on useless things….crazy.

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Crazy Young Booty Twerk VIdeo
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The SUV Twerk is Nuts
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Girl High School Alley Oop
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Ariana Grande Bra
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See Through of the Day
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Culkin on Fucking MJ
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Emmy Rossum is Disgusting Looking
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Some Slut Named Anna Louise
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Serena Williams in a Cat Suit….Disgusting
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Heather Locklear Update You Need
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Car VS Falling Tree
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Boring Jojo Workout
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Dog Shoulda Eating Dudes Face Off when Defending Dog
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Cat Says Hi like a Human – Weird
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Sophie Turner is Mad
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Farrah Abraham in the Bath
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Motorcycle Surf
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Delilah Hamlin in a Bikini
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Fat Ugly Kid Gets Tooth Pooled by Drone – Whilst Looking like she Smells like Poverty….Sell The Drone – Buy her a Shower…
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Samantha Fox – 30 Year Challenge
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Drew Barrymore Nice and Fat
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Some Fucking Mexican
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Zoe Kravitz is Shit
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Nina Dobrev in Pajamas
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Emma Roberts Tight Jeans
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Black Lipstick Fetish for the Perverts
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Black VS Model – Diversity
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Elle Fanning Photoshoot
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AIrport Madonna is Terrifying
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Sailor Brinkley is Not Hot – But Rich – in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Amateur Out for Attention
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Another Hot Amateur
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Great Titty Jiggle
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First Class Pussy
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Zuzana and her Big Tits
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Tumblr is Terrible at Getting Rid of Porn
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Huge Selfie Tits…
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The Selena Vargas Story..
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Steamy Shower Girls
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Worst / Best Hilarious Cuckold…
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What the Fuck Was That?
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How to Seduce a Black Woman
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Girl Riding her Dildo
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Vacuum Masturbating – What?
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Zuana Naked – Hot
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THE BAT WING
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perky fucking tits
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Ryan Ryan Pussy
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Big Boobs Compilation
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2019

16

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

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As much as I hate on the face injections, it does do wonders for ugly girls, because I remember watching Rumer Willis, who I deemed hopeless thanks to her genetics, I think people generally referred to her as a Potato head and she has managed to somehow become hotter than ever as she ages and puts more money into herself, which isn’t that shocking, Demi Moore was known for all her plastic surgery, in a follow your mom’s lead, plus you barely have anything else to do in a given day, why not spend you trust fund on trainers and face injections…in the end it will at least give you a new facade, a renovation when neeeded isn’t a bat thing….and this is a renovated Rumer….producing smut for the social media like all the Willis’ seem to do.

Here she is dancing in a bra

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2019

16

Jan

Faith Schroder Slutty in Tulum of the Day

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Faith Schroder is one of Silver Spoon Ricky Schroders Daughter…but I don’t need to tell you that, you can obviously tell that she’s his daughter based on her face, I mean if you look past the fact that she’s terribly rebuilt, or jacked up her face, thanks to face injections all the young people are doing because for some reason they think it’s hot, or it is socially acceptable, no longer something you secretly do to amplify your face, but instead something girls do like they’d go to tanning salons back in the day, you know a silly trend…that has terrible consequences….and that I can only hope causes terrible cancers….I want face injections to be the new cigarette…the thing that in 50 years everyone realizes they fucked themselves so hard with and have to get their noses amputated…hard to be hot when you don’t have a nose…right….

Point being…every young girl is saving her allowance / sex worker money and doing this for instagram and it’s fucking weird…not the naked on instagram thing…sure do it…but the jacked up face injections at 20 years old…totally unnecessary…when they are theoretically at their hottest…how this ends, no one knows but hopefully it’s bad…because I don’t find any of this hot…to clarify….I don’t find the face injections hot…the need to be half naked, ass out in slutty dick sucking poses for social media..that shit is totally hot. Sign me up. I’m into it.

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2019

16

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits Out for Love Magazine

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Bella Hadid is a fucking man.

Sure she’s skinny from an eating disorder and has tits from a surgeon her rich dad hired cuz he didn’t like having an ugly daughter…and sure she’s a scam on all levels…from her career, her social media presence, her celebrity, or socialite status. and her looks….hype generated by simple marketing that idiots buy into….but as far as I’m concerned there is no way that she is not a man….and a scam…a scam of a man…

I feel that any dude who finds her hot, even with her big fake Arab rich kid who is riding off a lie that her family bought tit….is a fucking closet case queer. It’s a fact…I’ve done extensive research….via google….

I find anyone working with her as a model is just an idiot who don’t have a brain and buys whatever they are sold…which as it turns out…is pretty fucking weird looking….

They took an ugly girl, and made her come across as a hot look, and people bought all cuz of her name, her fan base…it’s a crazy fucking world that for some reason has not imploded….which I don’t understand…but it hasn’t imploded.

Here is her mom Yolanda Hadid also being slutty

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2019

16

Jan

Madison Beer Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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Oh Shit….look at Madison Beer’s face….if you can move your eyes away from her big Youtube Tits…that got her famous at a young age on Youtube because the world is filled with fucking pedo perverts who troll social media for young girls who are sexualized by their parents to get famous…

That is a face injected face, but then again, who has a face that isn’t face injected these days…it’s ridiculous…clownlike…are we living in a fucking circus…is this a horror movie…all these girls who think they are doing themselves a favor just looking more like a low grade stripper, sex worker, or sex doll…is that a real look? I thought was just something we jerk off to cuz pretty girls aren’t the kind of girls who let us watch them fuck… The world is fucking nuts.

More of her tits in a crop top

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2019

16

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Slutty for Marie Claire of the Day

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Years ago, before Behati and her silly name left Victoria’s Secret to breed with Adam Levine, the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities she could have ended up with, but the annoying and eager celebrity who affiliated with Victoria’s Secret and all their marketing, in efforts to get close to their underwear models they cast for people like him to not waste their time as they are busy to cast for themselves….

Years ago, I said that she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined in a who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…..this was years ago and I could probably pull up the post, but why bother….when you can look at these pics of her that are almost terrifying thanks to all the face injections she’s clearly got…

Looking like a fucking muppet….a half naked mom of two with the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities muppet…but at least she’s cashed in a lives the good life…far better than those days of being raised in NAMBIA…which is apparently where she’s from….look at her now…LA trophy wife dreams…

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW

2019

16

Jan

Dominika Sedlakova Naked of the DAy

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DOMINIKA SEDLAKOVA has the right name for this type of behavior…because whether she’s American born, or American legal or not…she’s got this solid Eastern European name that reminds me of the Iron Curtain of the 80s and the dream of being important enough to either have a Russian Spy seduce me for information I’d have no problem to give up because I am loyal to my dick before any employer or country….but more important….the USSR let all their ugly women die, to cultivate a hot population of prisoners who all wanted to leave via marrying fat rich Americans…that I wasn’t and never got to capitalize on…but I was able to jerk off to it, like any normal person would…

Now with all the instagram sluts, photographers with their high tech smart phones…the slutty desperation comes in the form of stylized shoots they pretend is “art”….and I’ll buy it even though I know art is a lie, bullshit…but when it encourages a girl to bring out the nipples…here’s the nipples….

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2019

16

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard New TIts of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard and her new tits are in Miami….

You probably don’t know who Beatrice Bouchard is and you likely don’t care and I probably shouldn’t be bothering posting her tits in a bikini in Miami on the site…because she isn’t famous, or a public figure, and is local and probably is less than 6 degrees of separation from me…capable of hunting me down with her team of chiseled influencer boyfriends from instagram….to either run me over in their rich kid cars…or call their lawyers and fight like the emasculated male fights…

I do find it funny that her sister (twin sister) is a top tennis star, a local hero, rich in and of herself, even though she started out rich thanks to her dad…it’s tennis, not a poor man’s sport….while this one is a party girl doing instagram deals with whoever pays her….like all the kids are doing….and bikinis at all levels of fame help them matter…

I do not know if the tits are implants, or investment into her instagram career…she’s young and all the young girls are getting plastic surgery….I do know that they are tits and that is what matters for the sake of this post.

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2019

16

Jan

Russian Reality Star Says the Reason She Matters is the Fake Tits and Other Videos of the Day

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Alcohol Withdrawal

16 Year Old Calls 911 Cuz her Dad Confiscated her Phone

Big Toy Stuck in ANus

Truck VS Kids

Window Jerker…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I have said that I never set out to be the most liked person, I always got off on being the most hated person, liked by the three or four people in on the joke…usually less….usually just myself…which has proven to not be very marketable as a concept….since I haven’t pulled off being the most hated person…since that requires as much effort as being the most liked person…and effort works against my concept of waking up at noon or later to update a blog about tits…

It is 1 pm and I am just waking up like it was a Sunday on Wednesday and that to me is actually living the fucking life….because effort is exertion and life is better when you just sit…despite what all these fuckers tell you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Paris Jackson Mentally Unstable from Not Being Molested by her Dad cuz she wasn’t a Little Boy
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AMber Rose Tried Selling Crack
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Dogs React to Crisis
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Vogue Williams – Whoever that is in a Bikini
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Travis Scott Jenner wants you to Know He got the Ok from Kaepernick – so He’s not a Bad Negro
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Kid in Car Seat Falls Into Traffic
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Saved by the Bell Stars have a Shitty Syndication Deal…and that is Funny
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Celebs on the 10 Year Challenge
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