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2019

15

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day

Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding…

Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove….

She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits.

The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest….

The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room….

Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit.

Here is some foot fetish shit

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2019

15

Jan

Lily Rose Depp See Through of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp wore a great outfit to an event – because you can see her fucking tits….

I guess she’s trying to redefine herself….I mean or define herself…as a celebrity daughter…while being one of my favorite celebrity kids, for no real reason besides being hot, despite having cankles….and I am glad that she exists…

I am not even a Johnny Depp fan, or even an entitled rich kid fan, but for some reason, I think she’s great….and not just because she’s showing tits….and here she is showing TITS….bigger than we expected maybe….totally doing what the young kids are doing…showing tits so that you don’t sexualize them…

So here we are not sexualizing them….right.

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2019

15

Jan

Martha Hunt Hot Bikini of the Day

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Martha Hunt is all American…..bikini slut who worked or works for Victoria’s Secret. I am too lazy to google where she’s at in her career, and what type of work she’s doing as a half naked girl in a bikini, because these are pics of her in some more luxurious place than I am in, which isn’t saying much since I am pretty fucking close to homeless…my beaches are black mould making it’s way to my mattress…my sun burn is scabies from my soiled mattress…but Martha Hunt…the once and possibly current fake friend to Taylor Swift, back when the people at VS thought it was good for their girls to be held captive by some weirdo popstar…is hot….and clearly a puppet…and we like puppets that are hot…it’s the foundation of some of our best relationships and friendships….our pocket pussies…that we need content like this to use…cuz looking down at your dick in a pocket pussy will forever be a humilating feeling no matter how good it feels…or how quick it makes you bust…

Tits….eating….

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2019

15

Jan

Nina Agdal Naked of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a classy old, tired, expired model who is barely a model…showing you how to land a rich dude, get published in Sports Illustrated, ride whatever coattails you can, get as far as you can, eventually get on Leo’s dick cuz he’s burned through every other girl out there and he needs to keep up his homo lie…befriend old model who thinks you are relatable….cuz you are the new her, just more retarded looking…some make a wish shit…and end up with her pervert son….

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2019

15

Jan

Olga De Mar Nude of the Day

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Olga is one of the least attractive names in the history of names…it’s like Olga…and you can’t help but think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making BORSCHT in the kitchen on a camp burner…because they have no running water – Communism….which can be seen as erotic in terms of mail order brides and sex workers… like this Olga De Mar…it becomes a whole cultural experience that involves buying women from the Eastern Europe who want that American Dream life…a whole new take on the name Olga…..

Naked, and really who knows what this Olga De Mar’s story is, maybe she’s American already and I’m a racist pre-judging…aren’t we all…..

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2019

15

Jan

Sarah Silverman Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Sarah Silverman disgusts me…..

Women who turn to potty mouth sex jokes are just clickbait…..reducing themselves to being the joke version of a nude photo…or tits….and Sarah Silverman has tits….but still disgusts me……so much that I question Kimmel’s sexual orientation any time I see that queer…

She’s pretty much a dude and tits won’t change my mind.

Lets not forget what the tits look like naked

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2019

15

Jan

Sarah Fucking Snyder Bikini Slut of the Day

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Sarah Fucking Snyder is an instagram thing….who Jaden Smith used to fuck before he became a woman…

She is some hipster “it girl” who is loved by all the pervert dudes I know into Street Wear, who are all in their mid 30s and early 40s, because I guess they still think like 16 year old boys and are confused by rap music, overpriced t-shirt and sneaker collecting they can afford…. pretty much the worst fucking hobby ever…like grow the fuck up you fucking hypebeast reading loser…we get it Supreme makes limited edition stuff that you need to buy when it comes out to sell for more money down the line or for people at the cheesy club you’re too old to be at to think you’re down now that you can afford to buy 100 dollar t-shirts cuz you have a career and are not still working at the movie theatre…

What I am saying is that Sarah Snyder is a thing, she exists, people like her, I find her creepy

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2019

15

Jan

Drunk Girl in Russia Loses Pants and Other Videos of the Day

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Lolly Sucking…

Moped Chase….

Dick Drawing…

Fail of the Day….

Man and Machete….

Robbing Woman in her 70s…

Condom in the Soup…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

15

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it funny that we live in a world that gets mad at a razor company for milking the current trends in society to make themselves appear to be culturally aware. Pandering…sure…but let them pretend they are making changes, or aware of shit, so when they stray from this storyline when society goes back to liking tits, it’ll be funny…and NO ONE will care….because it’s a fucking ad and by default a fucking lie that is generating hype around the brand, both good and bad, in these volatile times, it is all good……

I watched the ad and it said don’t treat women or other people like shit, do better…if you can’t consciously admit you can do better and get mad at a commercialized brand for saying do better…you have problems…

I consciously know I could do better, I could evolve, I could pander to the people and troll them all for profit…but that takes effort…not to mention the ad said nothing about no date rape. So if you live your life based on an ad’s instructions, don’t bully, don’t make fun, don’t speak for bitches who can’t articulate their thoughts in a board room, even though you’ve never been in a Board Room,..don’t cat call women you don’t know, you can still date rape those you do…

Girl on Girl Bikini Wrestling for the Hired Paparazzi
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Ariana Grande Got a Dumb Fucking Pokemon…
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Eye Tracking Challenge…
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The Cat Apartment is Pretty Funny
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Trump Serves Fast Food to People….
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David Chapelle on R,Kelly…
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Dude Films Leader Getting Kidnapped
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Inside a London Fetish Gym…..
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Two More Mission Impossibles Coming
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Rosario Dawson Fucks Politicians…
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2019

15

Jan

Alexandra Daddario See Through of the Day

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I feel obligated to post this Alexandra Daddario in a see through dress, even though she looks like overhyped shit, but I remember her stint on True Detective when her tits went viral because they were huge, before she booked Baywatch and was forgotten, thanks to her talent pretty much stopping at her huge tits, but I still think she looks like shit and that’s not acceptable, even with big tits, cuz this isn’t a bar at 3 am when the lights go on, the moment of glory for the ugly drunk girls ready to get penetrated whether they know it or not…this is Hollywood and we have fucking standards from the bitches who have been give talking roles despite being host bodies for their tits.