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2019

29

Jan

Hilary Duff is a Tank of the Day

I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest…

She was married to an NHL player from a billionaire family, meaning he didn’t need to play pro hockey and was doing it for the showers…they had a kid together, he was likely a fan of Lizzie Maguire, a show you probably jerked off to before I was into Hilary Duff….I only started liking her when her legs got beefy like a crossfit woman…and her sex addiction, because rich and famous people sexualized at a young age, become sex addicts to fill the void, and in her divorce she fucked a lot of people…staff and colleagues until getting knocked up…

NOw thicker than ever, look at this ass, look at this gunt…so solid…in all it’s softness and mom-like glory…

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2019

29

Jan

Ashley Graham Still Fat of the Day

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This just in…fat chicks can do more than work the counter at the deli, or the cash at Walmart, or the back kitchen at the Bakery….

They can also be bikini models….since the world is perverted and used to fucking fat chicks…allowing them to accept fat chicks in bikinis…because fat chicks is all they know.

Skinny bitches are a thing of the past, at least statistically…

They say fat chicks are more real and more relatable to other fat chicks…..and they deny fat chicks are going to die prematurely for being fat…even though they will….it’s science..but marketing can override marketing ANY day….it has for years.

Ashley Graham is riding this trend hard, which is far easier on her than riding a bike, or riding her black husband….or riding a roller coaster cuz she doesn’t take up two seats….

I think her motivation in making the millions doing this nonsense was to fly first class so that she fits on the plane…..because celebrating being fat, getting paid for being fat…is hardly something to encourage or celebrate…unless you’re the one getting paid.

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2019

29

Jan

Kimberley Garner Staged Workout of the Day

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Kimberley Garner….is a nobody from a UK reality show who doesn’t matter, the people, the tabloids, no one gives an actual fuck about her….which I guess is funny because she keeps going for it…and still has her miami people willing to take slutty bikini pics of her…cuz that body is all she has going for her…and it’s a great body..but if you go on instagram you will learn that everyone has a great fucking body now and doing what this bitch is doing is not going to get her anywhere except maybe a post on this site for 11 bots from Russia to read….

She’s just irrelevant which is too bad, because I think her hot body is great…it just needs some better creative direction, a viral stunt…maybe a porn career to make her family back home proud of her American dream fulfillment that she’s been working on and getting no where….

She’s probably far too proper for that, British people, but she clearly doesn’t realize that in America…UK reality shows man nothing nad there are way more aggressive whores locally on the hustle making her shit basic as fuck.

Keep on trying. Whoring can work out for you. I believe in it.

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2019

29

Jan

Nina Dobrev Bikini of the Day

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Someone told me that Nina Dobrev has herpes…but it could have been Lucy Hale…the person who told me this was fucking one of their ex boyfriends…which I guess means they found out about the herpes when feeling the burn…but not in a Bernie Sanders kind of socialist way….

What I know about Nina Dobrev is that she lived in Canada for a minute because I guess it was an easy country to immigrate to, socialists….

I assume her mom still lives in Toronto or wherever they ended up to steal everyone’s jobs as well educated immigrants do….

But this one is in LA living the fucking celebrity life…but I don’t know what I am talking about….I just look at pics, like a half retard in the corner of your elementary classroom….because that’s pretty much what I am…

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2019

29

Jan

Rita Ora Erotica of the Day

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Rita Ora is just doing what she needs to be doing as a low level titty celebrity trying to be as famous as she can be would do….with them titties…

I find it nice to know that all it takes is 10 years of dedication with your industry connections and that you’ve had sex with….event invitations and an actual record deal that brought her to American…Get your tits that you’ve been using to get ahead the bank balance and notoriety you fucking deserve….because they are great tits, eager tits, hard working tits, opportunistic tits…eager tits….fun tits…great tits…TITS that I hope never get that Breast Cancer…..despite all the Electro Magnetic waves hitting us all day.

I still don’t know a Rita Ora song, but she has really done something with herslf…

I don’t even care about tits, even though I talk about tits all the time, because I have nothing else to report on a pic I am looking at solely for the tits.

I don’t care what Rita Ora is up to, where she’s at, what’s next for her.

I don’t care about her bullshit story, her needs, wants or plans…she is virtually non-existent to me….

I have a hard time believing people even care about celeb gossip anymore, now that all they do is stare in the mirror.

But pics of a famous chick wit her tits..that’s value I am looking for….fast food level of commitment…and that’s Rita Ora…

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2019

29

Jan

Jeans of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Cyclist vs Deer

Street Whore Selling Sex

DJ Khalid Beating Up 2 Girls Outside the Club

Drunk Australian of the Day

Stabbing of the Day

He’s a Lucky CUNT

Man Gets Out of Car – ON Fire

Theives of the Day

Inmate Escape

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2019

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been trying to negotiate with McCaulay Culkin to get into business together….

I have turned to Twitter to negotiate…

So far he is being quit on the subject, as these people do…you know actors…so hard to negotiate with…

But I’ll post the offer here:

“i bet you have some legendary Mila Kunis nudes….we should leak em…together…in partnership..no one will know.”

I use the lower I cuz that’s Twitter cool….like I don’t care enough to push the SHIFT button…but I care enough to write out the tweet..

Anyway, he was with her for a decade and I know he probably still jacks off to pussy pics of her….pussy pics…the internet needs.

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Bitch Loses it when her Credit Card is Denied
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80,000 Cans Spill Out of a Truck…
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Man Holds Rattlesnakes in Mouth.
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Snake in the Shower
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Slutty Singer’s Publicity Stunt of the Day
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Suspect Thinks He’s Gotten a Way….SURPRISE
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Rachel Lee Boobs
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Alec Baldwin….Slap on the Wrist
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The Addicted Prank
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Social Media Identity Thefts
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2019

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I am amazed that I am fighting with some hick from Arizona on whether Malina Trump was in it for the money…or whether she was a sugar baby.

Anyone with a brain knows…that she wasn’t making real money, it was a struggle, she was getting old, and whether she made some money or not, she wasn’t going to continue to make money, and if she made money, it wasn’t much money…but like all models shew was drawn to the rich dudes who can give her the life she wants…playing the arm candy she was before turning into Caitlin Jenner…

Being signed to an Elite agency, doesn’t mean you’re making shit…

I can list off over 1000 models with Elite agencies not making shit…

So fuck off…she’s a whore…deal with it….most women are…especially when they are eastern European….

It’s like you TRUMPERS are so defensive of him that you stop making sense…which I guess applies to you anti-trumpers who are so against him you freak out on everything…all this to say…I am neither pro or against him because I am Canadian and it’s none of my concern so OBJECTIVELY…without emotions involved…I can assure you that Melania is with Trump for the Money and her model career was mid to low tier at best….

That said, I am also amazed that people are still fighting over religious shit, where the bible should have zero authority over your life or decisions, and really doesn’t unless it applies to something you hate. Like QUeers and ABortion… you’re all sluts who jerk off to porn and fuck before you’re married and do other heathen shit…tattoos, eat pork, but when it comes to things you don’t like…like killing off babies and putting dicks in MAN ass, but not woman ASS, just MAN ASS, the fucking bible gets referenced….you religious people even hate on the Pedos in politics and Hollywood…but for some reason, the Catholic CHurch, the biggest Pedo ring’s all good..

At least be fucking consistent is what I am saying…

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Youtuber Got a Nose Job….
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Motorcylce Crashes Wile Leering at Girl….
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Super Dog – Carrot Catchign Skills…
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Kate Beckinsale Hospitalized for Ruptured Ovarian Cyst
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See Through of the Day
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Demi Rose Fat Ass…
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Dog Wants Share Banana
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Emily Blunt is Old and Disgusting…
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Car Stuck in Tree
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Stodden Lingerie of the Day
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Creepy Old Snapping Turtle…
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Terry Crews VS D.L. Hughley on Rape
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Rita Ora Sluttyy….
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Bad Dad of the Day
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Man Spends 30,000 to Look lik e Michael Jackson
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Fail to Scare
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Hot Cosplay
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Man Rushes to Put Fire Out
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Evil Scammer of the Day
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John Travolta No Wig….
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Naked Actor of the Day
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Paige the Golfer’s Big Tits in a Magazine
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The SAG Awards Happened and These are th Trash that was There
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Margot Robbie in Overalls
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Leather Dress
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Candice Patton Titties
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Balle THorne Slut Outfit
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Rita Ora Ghetto Car SLut
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Mila Jovovich Legs
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Phoebe Tonkin Face…
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Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples
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Reese Witherspoon Jogging with her Big FUPA
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Emma Dumont – Worth a Fuck
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Shay Mitchell – Titties Oileed Up at an Event
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Brit Baron Tits
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Bella Thorne Bikini
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Avril Lavingne Terrifying
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Courtney Stodden in Lingerie
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Tumblr Still Has Porn…
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Lillie 2019 – Got Tits
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Olivia Wilde’s Titties…
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Reddit Amateur Slut
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In 2007 – a Man Skull Fucked a Skull he Smuggled out of the Catacombs and Posted it to a Forum…
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Sexually Transmitted Computer Virus…
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Some Bitch with Sex Curves…
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Mel Gets an Ass Smack of the Day…
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Naked Man at the Convenience Store
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Girls Naked in the Great Outdoors…
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Ariel Red Hair Bolt on Tits…
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Naked Girls – Sleeping – Perverts
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Butt Chugging.
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Dominique Gabrielle Naked Tits Out…
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Suzanna in the Boudoir
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Boobs…
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Sarah Topless in the Garden…
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First Lesbian Experience
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The Human Pretzel
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2019

28

Jan

Bella Thorne Nipple Slip of the Day

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Bella Thorne Nipple Slip is not interesting at all…she’s actually annoying and her voice makes me cringe…

She’s some gutter – not hot now that she’s of age you Disney fetishist sick fucks and has grown into her crackhead self….whored out by her parents at a young age – molested – living the dream of being turned into a commodity before she even knew what being a commodity meant….

She obviously took to social media, loved and still loves the attention, got slutty because that Disney energy and I guess all her man hormones made her horny and it works for her and her crackhead ways….she makes money like she’s a youtuber…

I think it is crazy that any brand would partner up with her, hire her to be at an event, pay her stupid money I don’t think she deserves to target her audience of 13 year olds and 45 year old pervert men….but I guess she converts, people buy, and that’s all about the hustle.

SO whether she’s got big fake tits or not…that man face, man voice, average at best look that went viral for whatever fucking reason, likely her making a lot of fucking noise about herself half naked and having the Disney co-sign to take her were she needed to go…

What is interesting is that I am a pervert and I have a mute button…so listening to her doesn’t phase me and either does her acne…I focus on the tits…

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Here she is in a see through outfit that she wore intentionally to show off her panties. FUN.

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2019

28

Jan

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

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You know what…

Elsa Hosk, despite being old for a model…near 30…in an era where 30 is not death of a model even if is should be…

Is pretty fucking top notch….top tier…primo…

These pics are her best work, but you can easily be reminded of her nudes and search for those nudes on this website by clicking this link

Where you will find all kind of observations on the Swedish Basketball player turned model to replace Pregnant Candice Swanepoel, who did better than Candice Swanepoel cuz she doesn’t have that South African accent and by South Africa Accent I mean HIV….and Racism…Racist HIV…

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