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2024

29

Jan

Stella Hudgens Brings the Marketing Material of the Day

Stella Hudgens must be saving up for a private jet or a luxury villa or a tropical island in the Caribbean or even back home in the Philippines, because girl is working tirelessly at this EXCLUSIVE content hustle. She’s like a Filipino cleaning lady when she finally decides to get off her call to her family back home and finish off cleaning the bathroomn…..you know HARD at fucking work….

The sister to a celebrity who became a celebrity that never quite made it has really embraced the selling of nudes, like this exhibitionism is a fetish that she gets off to, or at least that makes her feel validated after a lifetime in her sister’s shadow.

I am not a therapist, I am just an internet pervert who DIGS seeing a girl get naked and aggressive on the internet…because they get off to it…

Anyway, her marketing is really racy poses, really aggressive poses, dropping EMOJIs where the spread asshole part is…making me want to SIGN UP…but luckily for me, I don’t have credit cards because I’m that level of not-rich…BUT at least I have this site.

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2024

29

Jan

Sydney Sweeney in Trees of the Day

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As it turns out, you don’t need to be a racist 80 years ago to like people hanging from trees.

You don’t have to be a suicide fetishist that is overly into the likes of Bourdain, Kate Spade and all the other auto-erotic asphyxiators to be into people hanging from trees.

You don’t need to be a pervert camp councillor, or bus driver to be into people hanging out and playing in trees.

You don’t need to be into beastiality to be into primates in trees…..or some sort of peeping tom who climbs trees to look in bedroom windows of unsuspecting women….

Thanks to Sydney Sweeney, the most important breasts in Hollywood at this stage in the game, who is doing a paid campaign with a brand that involves climbing a tree, hanging out in the tree, playing in the tree, and possibly peeping tom-ing in the tree…

Sure, she’s not showing enough of the most important tits in hollywood…but is she ever showing enough of those….and she’s got socks on so that probably appeals to some of you….

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2024

29

Jan

Rita Ora’s Shameless Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I appreciate the shameless bikini in front of the mirror in the bathroom selfie.

I assume she just took a shit and has got all of the food from Fashion week, assuming she eats, out of her system. Maybe she’s all dehydrated from all the alcohol she’s been consuming at fashion week, basically helping her cut those middle aged abs in a way that make her tits look bigger….tits that are already decent sized, even if they are starting to age like you’d expect them to age. There’s only so much the elasticity of a heavy set breast can take during the aging process….

You know she think she’s looking hot enough for a selfie, that’s why she’s sharing it on her feed, and if she thinks she’s hot enough for a bikini selfie, that means this is her looking her bikini best and we’re all just so lucky to be a part of the whole thing….aren’t we.

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2024

29

Jan

Phoebe Price Produces Clickbait Kelce/Swift Content for NFL Super Bowl of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a legend in these parts of the internet. We’re about as old as she is, basically dinosaurs in the fringe of pop culture and celebrity from an era long before the whole social media thing existed, back when you had to actually move to LA to get noticed, even if that meant dressing like a lunatic where actual celebs went because the paparazzi would capture her and put her out there as news.

She let her low level celebrity get to her head, believed she was actually a celebrity and now on social media continues her attempts at celebrity and it’s all in good fun…..good terrifying fun….

In today’s installment of the old legend, she’s wearing a bikini so jacked up her vagina, it’s almost offensive, while rockin’ a mesh outfit with her tits out, because less clothing is more when it comes to click bait.

She’s doing a KC Chiefs themed content piece, wearing red, with numbers drawn on her and a sign to show her support for the latest pop culture trend, the Taylor Swift Super Bowl in two weeks.

It’s creepy, terrifying even, it’s weird, insane, but it’s representative of the crazy world we live in of exhbitionism….and insanity and that is what makes this perfect and the reason this should be the most viral story today and not just because she’s got a gnarly cameltoe, or because she’s making out with her mom who has been dying the last decade, but that helps.

Point being, if it’s authentically disturbing in this world of try hards, it feels the way the internet is SUPPOSED to feel, so I appreciate Phoebe bringing some of that back!

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2024

29

Jan

Samara Weaving’s Hot Tits at Fashion Week of the Day

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Samara Weaving is a 31 year old Australian actress who plays the hot chick in American movies, because for some reason, one I call cloning labs in Australia, the Los Angeles Film industry fucking love Australian chicks.

She doesn’t do the highest end work, but she’s still working in America stealing your fucking jobs, living off a work visa, or at least was before she got married back in 2019 and YOU should not STAND for that America. There are plenty of slutty blonds with big tits on instagram who would love to be in movies like Babylon, Scream 6, or whatever other bullshit these tits have been in.

I do find her hot, because maybe I like trashy Australian broads and their crocodile hunting demeanor as much as a Hollywood exec. Maybe I fucking do.

She was at fashion week being famous and fashionable with her tits and here are those pics.

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2024

29

Jan

Renee Olstead in the Shower of the Day

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Renee Olstead has some ridiculously round tits, which I’ve recently learned is a choice made by the titty buyer because they want this look.

As someone who is into being lied and manipulated to, I generally like my fake tits to be the less obvious teardrop tit, so that I can spend my days philosophizing as to weather they are real or not since I have nothing better to do with my time, you know with no responsibilities come lots of time to think about dumb shit like tits…

Anyway, Renee Olstead, a legitimate actress and Jazz singer, in a world where no one really likes Jazz, has decided to be an exclusive content producer and I think it’s a respectable choice since she does things like show us her cooter and sometimes even inserts butt plugs, but YOU”LL HAVE TO SIGN UP TO HER FEED FOR THAT….

This is my helping promote her because I think she’s lovely, even though I generally hate round fake tits, I can make exceptions, I’m multi-faceted, there are LAYERS to this perverted motherfucker….

Also – there was the time she did Playboy and if you sign up, I get paid, so think about helping me out…I can’t guarantee it’s any good, it’s Playboy and I don’t know if they still exist.

Here’s Renee!

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2024

29

Jan

Neyleen Ashley is the Instagram Of The Day

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You may think that Neyleen Ashley is just a run of your mill social media personality who posts half naked, sexualized content of herself that looks like every other girl with the similar face and body on social media, like they are all just one person…dressed the same, posing the same, attending the same events….cookie cutter shit….but that’s so negative and mean spirited…maybe Neyleen Ashley is a unique individual, just doing her best to achieve her unique hopes and dreams, realizing that this is the content that works so why not exploit it and squeeze it for ever penny you can get out of it.

She once made it in the news for swearing off sex after a terrible break-up, she said NO MAN DESERVES her 34 year old tits unless he is willing to get to know her…..which is the hard hitting news we all need….

The mom of a 15 or 16 year old cuz she’s old is doing her best single mother hustle tits out and that’s ok with me, because she’s clearly a unique snowflake unicorn and not like every other shameless bitch on the internet….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

29

Jan

Fleur Conradi is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think her name is really Fleur Conradi because Fleur means flower and that just screams “Stripper Stage Name”….but maybe I am just judging the important content creator based on her content feed. You know, preconceived notions of a woman who has giant tits that she uses for marketing purposes….especially when the marketing purposes are specifically to generate subscribers on her exclusive content.

So basically the girl uses her tits to get fans then she sells those fans on paying her monthly to see more pics of her tits that probably aren’t even nude pics of her tits, just a little sleazier than they would be on instagram for free…which I guess is the equivalent of being a stripper…so maybe being judgemental and making assumptions about a girl’s name being her stripper name or porn name makes sense when she literally prostitutes herself.

I’m such a jerk, now some big tits on the old looking instagram face.

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2024

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Alica Schmidt is a Multi-Dimensional Athlete!
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Dumb Way To Lose A Finger
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Chloe Ferry Wet Nipple Pokies in a Tiny Bikini!
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Blake Bloom Nude!
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2024

27

Jan

Busy Philipps and The Nips You Didn’t Know You Didnt Want To See of the Day

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Just when you thought that Busy Philipps was too busy being gross to attempt being grosser, she decides to do a photoshoot with her tits out.

I am calling this “The Nips You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Want to See” because as a general rule, we want to see all nips. We don’t care how gross the person who owns those nips may be, because we are inclusive and accept diversity. We are non discriminatory nipple appreciators. We have the ability to separate the content of the person with the quality or lack of quality of their nipple. We are progressive and perverted…..

There are some nips that when asked if you’d want to see them, you’d say “sure” because they are nips and Busy Philipps, despite being a giant faced monster, is probably one set of tits you’d say “sure” to….until the flagrant misuse of said nipples….

Then again, they are still nipples and the tits are kinda big, so maybe ther is no such thing as a flagrant misuses of nips, and when you’re disgusting to look at, maybe shameless use of your tits that aren’t terrible since their tits are the answer….

Maybe, Busy Philipps’ nips you didn’t know you didn’t want to see, are actually nips we needed to see to validate Busy Philipps as being gross, but not too gross to stare at her famous rich tits….

This has been a learning experience for us all…

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