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2018

12

Nov

Jourdan Dunn Nipples in Mesh of the Day

If these are Jourdan Dunn’s nipples…I wonder how she had a career as a model…they look fucking huge and saucer like….

I fucking hope these are PASTIES…but why would she choose the blackest fucking pasties to trick us into thinking we are looking at her nips when really it’s a rubber nipple cover…

Whatever the fuck is going on here is just fucking weird, especially in this era of nipples everywhere, just show your fucking nipples, it’s socially acceptable…no need for rubber nipple covers…unless these are her real nipples…in which case…fucking weirdness you’ll probably jack off to because I am assuming you people are that fucking horny.

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2018

12

Nov

Nina Agdal Fishnet Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal is probably not as Downs Syndrome as I always say she is. You know she’s probably not missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome, I don’t remember what makes a person Downs Syndrome, I didn’t got to Med School despite what I tell girls at bars in need of a gynecological exam…you know cuz it’s a long wait through they system, why wait it out when you can just hit the bathroom with me….

Nina Agdal is a bitch though, she’s got a shitty attitude and thinks she’s more important than she is, so I was glad when her attempt to get Leo to knock her up….that failed so logically she’s being cycled through other rich kids…like Christie Brinkley’s son who understands the SI SWIM model life….you know typical social climbing money grubbing whores….

Here’s her racy content…

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2018

12

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is out there with her tits out, because I guess that’s what you do when your second NFL boyfriend is caught cheating on your instagram model ass, you know a position that should be mocked and ridiculed by the general public for being that shameless attention seeker, you know the type, you probably went to high school with the type, the not so hot girl who thought she was hot and as a consequence became an over achiever…

This crabber from Maryland, is out there getting crabs, if crabs are still a thing, now that people massacre their bush thanks to fitting into trends…has made it pretty far from constantly dating up. She gets paid now….and invited places to pull her tit out…a tit you can pretty much see nipple on….NIPPLE ON…at least I think that’s nipple…

Empowering.

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2018

12

Nov

Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day

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Rita Ora performed somewhere, who the fuck cares where she performed, this bitch will perform anywhere anyone asks her to perform, because despite probably being a diva cunt who thinks she’s very fucking important because she’s famous and has a song with the kids from One Direction that went viral and got her on the Charts in America after years of working towards that goal…using her vagina and attending any and all events she could just to be talked about….all while no one really knowing who she is…teaching us a valuable lesson that she who makes the most noise is the one people will eventually be the one people think matters because they are too self involved to really bother looking into her lies…

Well, she’s performing in her lingerie and has great tits, so I’ll take it…even if it’s on some stripper level shit…she’s getting paid so an idol to girls everywhere that they too can be famous thanks to their tits…if they really put some effort into it cuz tits get hits..people fucking love tits.

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2018

12

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Got Them Titties On of the Day

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I find Scarlett Johansson so ugly…even with her tits out…in whatever this is.

She is old now….and I understand that in 2004 when she was first starting out, being the chubby girl with chubby tits in movies like Ghost World, she was exciting to the perverts…but the fact that people still think she’s hot, 14 years later is crazy.

It’s like you people need to find new pussy to obsess over, you know like Scarlett Johansson was once the new pussy people obsessed over, instead of focusing on the old shit….that is old shit…

So anyone still excited by her, and they are out there, I heard someone at a strip club the other day say “she’s as hot as Scarlett Johansson”…which to me translates to “I am influenced by Hollywood marketing and the media as a whole and I am so out of touch my hot references are in their 40s now”…

But she still got tit.

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2018

12

Nov

Ashley Graham Washed Up Bikini in Malibu of the Day

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Here’s the Natural Disaster that is all over the news that is happening in Malibu….Ashley Graham in a bikini….

I am all for people doing whatever the fuck they want in life. If a fat chick wants to do erotic bikini shoots, so fucking be it, let her do it, but the fact that I have to see it unsolicited, when I am not looking for it, makes me see her for what she is…a sex offender.

I am all for people scamming the system, because the system is dumb and easy to manipulate…you know her pretending to be some empowered fat chick in order to get paid like she was an actual model…because America is fat and likes it…

I just don’t like being exposed to it unsolicited when I don’t want to see it…it’s a form of rape.

That said, it’s hard to feel bad for rich people losing their houses..I do feel bad for all the animals dying in the fires…but the one animal who should have been burned up proper because of all her gristle…but maybe she’s more into being a tasteless fire photoshoot publicity stunt..than being a victim…since she’s empowered or some shit.

Either way…gross.

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2018

12

Nov

Victoria Germyn is a Nude Model of the Day

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Victoria Germyn is a hot model from Instagram who I follow…and who I recommend you FOLLOW …but don’t listen to me – I follow 7500 girls who get naked or half naked in shoots, I am pretty easy to please and don’t care about follow / to followed ratio…if there are tits…in LA looking pics…I’m there….following it in a way they want to be followed and not in a follow her home from some party way they don’t want to be followed….because there are different kinds of following…some acceptable….both equally creepy since I don’t know these half naked girls….

She is Swedish, like my IKEA breakfast this morning, not very Swedish at all…and she was recruited by her scout at 12…which in America is called Catch a Predator

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2018

12

Nov

Amber Heard Nipples See Through of the Day

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What the world needs more of is Amber Heard’s black widow, husband exposing, mooch opportunist, home wrecking, spirit destroying, Wallet fucking, nipples in some fashion shoot she shouldn’t be part of because she’s bottom of the barrel bottom feeding white trash…

Save it for women who get careers for themselves by not fucking Johnny Depp before destroying Johnny Depp.

I hate all she represents…which isn’t anything of substance….but nipples are alright – they feed babies at Starbucks by their moms who celebrate being women with their tits out.

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2018

12

Nov

Nude Performance Art of the Day and Other videos of the Day

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Doctor Gives Breast Massage of the Day

Gameshow of the Day

Disturbing Trans People…

Inmate Head Butt…

Old Lady Does Kung Fu….

Man Takes a Beating

Breast Bong….

Topless Femen…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about these narcissistic generation of sluts, is that when they are grocery shopping in front of you in their trendy, on trend, instagrammable short skirt, and they bend over to pick up some ingredient for some instagram trendy food, they flash you their whole panty-less ass, and they have no idea because they are too pre-occupied planning their instagram dinner for their instagram guests …they have no concept of anyone around them looking at their bare asses because they are live streaming their shopping experience for their instagram story..

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Veteran’s Day CBD Sale – If You Need CBD – Today is te Day
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Kate Upton Shat Out a Rich baby
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Surf Wipe Out at Nazare!
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Some Slut named Carmen Valentina is Thick as Fuck in a Bikini
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Pics from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Slutty Madonna Daughter
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Home Boxing Match Fail
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CVS Receipt of the Day – LOL
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Close Up Shark Encounters
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Big Titty Drop
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Amazing Tweaking Festival Goer
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Secret Dad No One Cares is a Secret Dad of the Day
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Not that You Need to Hear This – But Kim K Takes Snack Breaks During Sex
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Make Her Cum in Style…
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