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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The thing that annoy me today aren’t really that big of a deal, but they involve seeing mainstream ads next to TUMBLR Porn that is still on TUMBLR despite them saying no more porn, so mainstream ads alongside throat fucking pics…yet I get called a porn site and there’s no dick here…and I’ll end up getting my twitter deleted for sending the companies my findings – for being inappropriate….when they are the runs running ads on porn…assholes.

Then there’s the NY Daily News calling Weinstein Portly, not that I care about that fat fuck’s honor, but I don’t like selective rape jokes, or selective fat jokes, be consistent with your messaging…

Then there’s J.Law’s PR stunt of going to court to show her support for the girl Weinstein said he fucked J.Law before assaulting….because she doesn’t want people knowing she fucked herself her career….

Then there’s the whole Gingerbread Men not Gingerbread Gender Neutral thing that we shouldn’t even discuss….

The media so full of lies…fuck it all you fucking suck…

The things that don’t annoy me today is CHRISTMAS IS COMING…I love Christmas…it is the best time of year…fucking COOKIES ALL DAY….so as christmas comes, so will I…on Christmas cookies…to all this sexy internet STEPLINKS…

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Naked Actress of the Day
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Woman Caught in a Frenzy to Feed Seven Big Dogs
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Stormy Daniels is a Gutter Porn Chick – That Playboy Decided to Shoot – Despite her Being CLICK HERE

Lily Rose Depp – Perky Whore Tits
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The Man Who Tried to Buy McDonald’s with Weed
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Dog Wants the Last of the Peannut Butter
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How to Finish a Floor
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As if Katie Holmes is Only 40
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They Are Re-booting your Favorite Show
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Lili Reinhart is Garbage
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The Stormy Daniels Bailout Plan
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Bro Breaks Bottle on His Head
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Football Fail
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Boehner is Writing a Memoir
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Dude Hold Suspect after He Stabbed Girlfriend to Death
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Angry Man VS Fat Passenger
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Nothing Says Christmas like Ornament Thieves.
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Truck Loses Load like You Fags
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Felicity Jones Titty Dress
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Is that a Snake in her Asshole?
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The Say She’s a Hotel Manager Behind the Front Desk With her Big Tits
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Big Fucking Tits
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Huge Tit Flash
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Slutty Miss Universe
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AMazing Naked Chick in the Mirror
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3 Naked Playboy Chicks
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2018

Dec

Christina Aguilera Getting her Tits Grabbed of the Day

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Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed..

I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck…

So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed….

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2018

Dec

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is and I’ve probably done posts on her saying I don’t know who Debby Ryan is…because that is just the type of pervert website blogger master bater that I am…

I don’t keep track of all these sluts, especially since I don’t have cable or a real interest in keeping up with a who’s who…

I am assuming she is a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…

I guess it is part of the Disney Training, that right of passage, that staying relevant and marketable….

But I guess Debby Ryan could be anyone..she conuld be Paul Ryan’s wife, she could be Meg Ryan’s daughter, she could be Ryan Reynold’s sister…

I just know she’s in a bikini….and despite being replaceable, the same as all the other sluts, doing the same tactics that are all over IG..she’s getting a post up on her and that’s magical…I mean not really but it’s good enough…

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2018

Dec

Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Mermaid of the Day

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Do Mormon’s even believe in Mermaids, or do they just believe in all night cocaine parties featuring getting fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest….because you know that is what this girl did on her quest to become famous as a dancer…famous for dancing is a crazy fucking concept but apparently America likes dance, or the half retards on disability who sit at home in their trailer parks watching cable do….Dancing With the Stars was a hit show people…..

I read somewhere she was sexually assaulted while learning to dance as a child, making her turn her back on the Church, or XENU or whoever Mormons worship….while being trained to be a stripper who can’t strip because of Mormonism…

But look at her now, half naked on the internet like she was destined to be….John Smith would be proud…

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2018

Dec

Violett Beane Nips of the Day

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Violett Beane is Mister Bean’s daughter, and like all celebrity kids, she’s out there showing her tits for attention to differentiate herself from her iconic father, who she will always live in the shadow of, because he is such a high impact, high level, A-Lister from the UK….far more important than anyone in the UK…even Megan Markle…

Which is why Violett Beane needs to walk around with her hard nips out…for the fans, for the people who watch her in her movies and TV shows…for people to forget Mr Bean when looking at her for once…NIPPLES…the answer to all our problems..

Thanks to her father’s connections, she’s on a show called GOD FRIENDED ME, which is highly popular and being Network TV’s attempt to reach the social media crowd in the worst possible way….but the show apparently comes with nipples…and is a hit cuz America loves God…the whole thing…weird.

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2018

Dec

Riley Keough Topless of the Day

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Elvis may be dead, or he may be alive….but he’s definitely left the building and has left us with a legacy of music, some of which is Christmas music that may offend the social Justice Warrior assholes out there who are trying to Ruin Christmas with their antics…

But he’s also left us with his grand daughter, Riley Keough and her tits…tits that I guess are in a movie…tits that you’ll like to stare at – so stare.

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2018

Dec

Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute…

Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows…

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2018

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old…officially…it was her birthday Recently…but she’s still showing off her mom pussy, which may be grandma pussy, but should be great grandma pussy, but she got a late start at breeding because she was too busy positioning herself into a place where a really rich guy would cum up in her, after making her own money from being Hugh Grant’s public girlfriend, even though he fucks trannies…

So this is her showing that pussy hole.

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2018

Dec

Amber Heard’s Devil Titties for Attention of the Day

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Do you believe in life after Johnny Depp…Amber heard does…and she’s doing it with her tits in a tight dress…you know to get noticed and to be taken seriously in the world…trying to downplay the fact she’s just a sugar baby with solid tactics…

I am surprised she’s not spread eagled and diddling herself…because that’s just the kind of slut she is..

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2018

Dec

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Phoebe Price is just one of those things that no one really knows exists, or cares that sh exists, but they have probably seen her in her silly outfits at various times of the year, usually during holidays, lingering around where the paparazzi are, establishing a friendship with them, but more importantly providing her with a sense of celebrity of hr own, because her antics would get published.

I am pretty sure she’s in her late 40s, so tabloids were a relevant thing for someone not originally from LA….so for her to get in the tabloids…is like when some white trash family finally saves enough money to get on a Cruise or a Vegas trip…you know the moment they’ve all been waiting for….a pretty big deal.

Unfortunately, that coverage in the tabloids doesn’t really stay relevant on social media, where all the people are….cuz no one cares about magazines, or websites anymore, they only care about Facebook owned properties….

But that doesn’t mean that she’s not a fucking star. She deserves it all…she’s been doing the influencer on instagram antics before there was the internet…an old timer, a pioneer…people don’t realize is as important as she is…

I am just saying that cuz she’s spreading her legs in Christmas Gear in public….because I am a pervert and find this wonderful.