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2018

12

Dec

Ava Sambora Facetune Tits of the Day

When your mom is a lunatic rock and roll groupie who has evolved into a mental patient with an extensive criminal record for being crazy….Heather Locklear and your dad is Jon Bon Jovi bandmember Roche Sambora…being raised rich as fuck…forced to fend for herself while her mom was sucking dick instead of breast feeding…and being a mom…the Hollywood way…because these are all terrible people….rocking a serious inheritance with no need to ever work…spending her days face tuning / photoshopping her tits to keep her occupied and give her some sense of purpose or meaning…isn’t that big of a deal. Let the poor little rich kid have some hobbies if they involve tit and they do.

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2018

12

Dec

Katherine McPee Racy Pantsless Christmas Whore for her Grandpa She Fucks of the Day

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‘‘Tis the season to give your grandpa fiancé a viagra based erection.

Nothing says holiday dreams like being naked in bed or pantsless in bed with Christmas props….for attention.

It’s actually the premise of my Lifetime movie. Younger reality show star fucks a grandfather cuz he’s rich. He proposes to her and she commits to being his groupie Slut until he dies cuz he’s old and she gets in a fight with his kids and grand kids over his inheritance…under their Christmas tree…

I think this is what Santa’s laugh was based on….

I love Christmas more than her rebuilt labiaplasty vagina we saw pics of. Awful,

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2018

12

Dec

Emmy Rossum With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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You know I don’t give a fuck about Emmy Rossum. I think she’s garbage. You may be think I care about Emmy Rossum because I took the time to put up Emmy Rossum pics or gifs doing the deep Pussy stretch she’s done before….well I don’t…

As someone who has seen her simulate sex and get naked for pay cuz she’s a whore…I can say with confidence that there is nothing hot or interesting about her but this is apparently an angle that works for her because she’s done it before and is doing it again….the shamelessness is more than just on a tv show….she quit called shameless cuz she thinks she’s got a future doing other things not realizing no one cares…

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2018

12

Dec

Pauline Ivashevkaya Nipples of the Day

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Since the tits are the only thing that matters in the world…and the flashing and exposing of tits is so mainstream…that there are so many tits everywhere all the time….as girls try to get Instagram famous and matter…they all blend into one big titty flash…all the trying to get famous but doing the same tactics everyone else…become one massive tit that we can all stare at and it’s good.

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2018

12

Dec

Gigi Hadid With her Tits Out of the Day

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The most important thing to know about Gigi Hadid is that she’s got a mole on her tit. It must be from her Arab breeding with Scandinavian genetic disorder that causes tit mole.

I find nothing interesting about any of these girls, They just don’t really exist to me, but all the brand deals and money they are making is just supporting my theory that society as a whole is so fucking distorted.

She looks like a muppet. But then again they all do. Thanks internet for creating all these degenerate losers who are all shit and she should go get a real job. Use that rich for good you self involved fuck.

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2018

12

Dec

Meadow Soprano Attempts a Thigh Gap of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering what Meadow Soprano has been up to since her dad Tony died…here’s the update you have been waiting for…cuz she’s out there flexing in some fitness gear….showing you all the 40 year old mom thigh gap…where only a small surface area of her thighs rub together and she’s got what looks like ab definition…

We call this taking on menopause fist firsts….which may be porn to you…cuz porn is a pretty personalized thing and you are all a bunch of pervert fucks…who like that coffee shop after yoga or Pilates class in the rich part of town erotica…

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2018

12

Dec

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some hairy Portuguese model from the mean streets of Porto where her fisherman dad probably used to take pics of her in slutty poses to help her cultivate her modeling skills…you know before selling her off to the underwear brand that did an audition for an Adriana Lima replacement. They just didn’t realize that Adriana Lima doesn’t die or wouldn’t die off until this year on her 45th birthday…so they backburnered this one, built her up and it is now her time to shine….big things happening pull them titties out…cuz a world without titties is a world not worth living in….

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2018

12

Dec

Couple Fucks on Balcony During Protests and Other Videos of the Day

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Failure of the day

Walmart Chaos for the Christmas…….

Drunk Russian Influencer Accident of the Day 9

LOW BUDGET BROTHEL

Mistress Busted of the Day

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2018

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Pregnant woman in romantic shoot with husband on the beach despite the dude being obviously mad that he came up in her and is now trapped making pregnancy content for her social media…for all to know he bred with this pig…even though he was just horny cuz all that Internet porn gets his spirits down…and libido up and makes him do disgusting things that ends with giving a lonely women a child…/a prison for himself. Romance.

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2018

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The feminization of the American male is a real thing, possibly because of the hormones in the food, but we know it exists because it can be seen in all their selfies, and dicks in their mouths…

I see dude posting up selfies of themselves, pretty much all the time, whether done ironically, which is the same as girls being slutty ironically, that is clearly not ironic at all, but totally fake irony, but really just serious, feeling the waters maybe, what better way to do something queer and humiliating, than to put some clever caption so people think you’re just being silly, but really you’re doing the gay pose for your dude friends you send pics of your shit to, it’s a thing, to like your gay pose to prime them, who are also queer to fuck some tranny you meet on some Boys Trip you go on, leaving the wives an girlfriends at home, cuz you need man time….

Gay fucking times and social media and the success of tranny porn is the truth…but the best thing about these queers is their denial of being queers and their homophobia that was like homophobia of the past where they’d fuck the queer up the ass to show him how queer being queer is…you know the hetero way….

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Weird times….during the Holidays and all through the year…

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