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2018

23

Nov

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

I heard that Lucy Hale has herpes, but it may be Nina Dobrev, I get the two confused all the time, two girls I don’t really give a fuck about, I haven’t seen on TV, one a Canadian, the other with cameltoe, but I am sure they both have their fair of cameltoe, rubbing up against their herpes, that I have been told either one, or both have…because that’s the hollywood fucking dream.

I wonder how easy reading that ramble was? Probably not easy at all. For the record I write posts to a rhythm in my head, like it is some kind of poetry that I won’t win any literary awards for, because the subject is so crass and vile, even when it’s Lucy Hale…a star of some bullshit show, given more bullshit shows, since Hollywood is some sort of circle jerk….a circle jerk you aren’t invited to.

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2018

23

Nov

Kimberley Garner Wet Pussy Print of the Day

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I unfollowed Kimberley Garner on social media the other day, I was like “Why do I bother fucking with this trash” who literally doesn’t fuck with me….she actually followed me on twitter, only to unfollow me…yet here I am on her instagram giving her my fucking co-sign, when she doesn’t do anything interesting, cool, fun…or even get naked…

She’s just some cunt, entitled, thinks she’s important because she was on a reality show…pretty much the lowest on the totem pole of anything…

So as part of my social media cleanse, which is really nothing I need or do, because I don’t spend my days scrolling instagram, people bore me…even when they are naked….so it was more of my fuck Kim Garner she’s useless…I smashed that UNFOLLOW button bro…

But apparently I post pics of her solid trying to make it in AMerica body in a bikini to this website…and write posts about it….making my unfollow seem insincere…BUT LET ME TELL YOU PEOPLE….it was sincere.

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2018

23

Nov

Maitland Ward Finally Takes a Shower of the Day

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Maitland Ward is one of those women who just looks slimy as fuck and makes me feel dirty looking at her weird self shot, self produced, homemade porn. It’s just so low quality and gutter, it looks like it would smell like shit if you were in the room with her.

It’s cringeworthy, in this world I’m ridiculously desensitized in, I’ve seen some real vulgar porn over the years, yet for some reason…a reason I call social media…Maitland Ward…from Boy Meets World has found her place for people into seeing the big tits of someone who was once on TV.

It’s nice to see that despite looking like a greasy shitty smelling slophole…she actually takes showers….and uses soap…impressive from such gutter bottom feeding trash.

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2018

23

Nov

Bikini Girl in Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

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Black Friday Shhooting

Idiot and a Chainsaw

Boob Ninja

The Man Luring the Seagulls

Out of Control Biker

Jewelery Store Robbery

Good Thief

Grow Op of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am disappointed that I didn’t see any feeder erotica on social media – with at least one Fat Chick Weighing Herself before and After She Ate…you know…so we know just how much she fed herself…ideally in her lingerie as these people do now that they make lingerie in their sizes and they are as excited about that as they are about donuts…

I am also amazed that people are Black Friday crazed, in store savings on shit you don’t need, I mean maybe I’m a reclusive hermit who embraces ordering everything online, but who the fuck would put themselves through that shit…

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Deer Clears a Car at Full Speed
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Paris Hilton’s Not Giving her Ring Back
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The Biggest Tech Fails of the Year
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Thanksgiving MEME of the Day
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Hot Stripping Chick of the Day
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Madison Beer – Bikini
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Volcano Exploding!
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A Bunch of Girls who are Hotter than The Sun…and Naked
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Tits Literally Busting Out of a Shirt
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2018

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I give thanks to overly apologetic….people sucking the dick of strangers….trying to not offend them…

I give thanks to Romaine Lettuce memes…because Romaine Lettuce is going to be the death of you, or maybe it will just cause you to shit out your eyeballs..

I give thanks to the Neck Guy still being talked about….

I give thanks to overly emotional reactions to social media, because I like when people don’t realize “It’s Just the Internet”….

I give thanks to inclusivity and diversity in the media that just seems racist because you know white people are trying to answer to the needs of the market and they are doing it the white way…..

I give thanks to all the loving Trump, Hating Trump, Assuming Trump has Dementia….or that Trump is a Martyr…that fills my life even though I am in Canada and don’t care…

I give thanks to the 20,000,000 affirmation-seeking selfie sluts – shot by emasculated boyfriends….they are just with to get good pics and are ready to leave the second a richer guy comes along..

I give thanks to the fact that with gender neutrality and the metoo movement, the world is a bunch of queers….hetero sex is out, unless it’s in porno to jerk off to, and that means eventually Humans will disappear…

I give thanks to the fact that in 1980 Don Henley (one of the founders of “The Eagles”) called paramedics to his home, where a 16-year-old girl was found naked and claiming she had overdosed on quaaludes and cocaine. She was arrested for prostitution, while a 15-year-old girl found in the house was arrested for being under the influence of drugs. Henley was then arrested and charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. and went on to be #1 on the Billboard Rock charts, and #5 on the Hot 100 chart win a Grammy Award and become the 4th wealthiest drummer in the world, behind Ringo Starr, Phil Collins and Dave Grohl……while Louie CK can’t even jerk off to girls in his hotel room…

But above all I give thanks to the 2 of you who are still here on this site in an era of so many porno sites, networks, social media and everything else that makes me the fucking VHS in a MP4 world…

I’m Canadian, it’s not thanksgiving…so here are some stepLINKS from sites that bothered updating today…

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Britney Spears Bikini Fails 2018
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Sarah Hyland – Workout Porn
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FINAL AQUAMAN TRAILER – LOL
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Thanksgiving Miracle
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Fire Skincare Therapy
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the Hottest Smut on Thanksgiving!
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Litelock Cut in 16 Seconds
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Pokies in a Wifebeater
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Ireland Baldwin’s Topless for Treats! Magazine!
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Driver Drives into People
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AIRPLANE PROPELLED BY WIND
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Leaked Footage of “Diablo Immortal”…..
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Rat Cow Nude in 2012….Getting Famous…
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Madison Beer – Bikini
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini didn’t make it to Payne in Slutty Gear
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Tara Reid is a Skinny Angel
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Rita Ora Corporate Whore for Thanksgiving
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I don’t know who Courtney Ford Is. But You’ll Like her TITS
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OLD FAT BEBE REXHA
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Demi Rose Huge Tits
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Farrah Abraham in the Maldives
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Paris Jackson Weird Photoshoot
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Hailey Baldwin for Jesus Christ Her Lord and Savior
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Hailey Baldwin in Leggigns Looking like Bieber
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Just a Hot Ass Spanking
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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TransAngels Next Door
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The ULTIMATE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
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Legendary Slow Motion Pussy Jiggle
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4 Naked Chicks Together
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Random Masturbating Girl
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Just a Girl Manspreading on the Train
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Squirt of the Century
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This Pussy Got the Clap
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Amateur Great Tits / Pussy Show
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Lesbian Threesome with a Strap On
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Huge Tits in a High Rise
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Furniture Sex
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Naked Amongst the Rocks
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Thanksgiving Kitchen Fuck
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Hot Girl Getting Naked
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Woman Needs her Wine
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Butthole Lickers
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Drunk Amateur Bringing It….
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Dildo Play
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SLUTS!
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2018

22

Nov

Rita Ora Lip Sync Battle But at the Thanksgiving Parade of the Day

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The fact that this UK trash who fucked her way into America on some Kardashian’s dick, playing your sacred Thanksgiving Day advertising parade, is offensive in and of itself…

The fact that she cam to America in efforts to be the next Rihanna and has been consistently everywhere, sometimes more places than one at the same time, because she’s so fucking eager she’s got some impersonators with the same doughy face injections on payroll showing up to these places…the body doubles….is bad enough…

But now she’s desecrating the whole fucking Thanksgiving Tradition, when bitch doesn’t even know what thanksgiving is, by lip syncing at the event…FAKING IT…like she’s faked everything else about her…why is anyone surprised that shit like this happens…and why does anyone care…unless it’s an actual suicide, or murder, or sex tape, I’m not interested…

Bitch Lip Syncing…hardly news…typical low level talent pretending to have talent while the world believes her cuz the world is some dumb fucks.

Great tits…even though she looks like Thanksgiving Turkey.

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2018

22

Nov

Naked Girls in the Kitchen For Thanksgiving of the Day

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Here’s some pics of naked girls in the kitchen where they belong on Thanksgiving….right?

I figure what better way to celebrate giving thanks over a feast that remembering a time that was….when women would enjoy and find pride in cooking for their families…before this whole gender neutrality thing happened and they all got busy taking selfies and posting facebook statuses, forcing the traditional thanksgiving meal with tradition gender roles to be replaced by ordered pizza….or Whole Food catered dinners.

Luckily there are still matriarchs who get the job done, who want to be the Martha Stewart of the family, who work and still manage the house, cuz dudes are fucking pathetic children incapable, and this is a celebration of that….a simpler time…bitches in the kitchen…now a fetish…but what was once a norm…I am a fan…All these food and pussy making me excited.

All jokes aside, women are fucking wonderful creatures who we all need to worship. So Show your woman you care about her like she cares about you this THANKSGIVING with an amazing GIFT…..

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Posted in:Thanksgiving

2018

22

Nov

Alana and Marielle are the Best Hadid Sisters of the Day

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I had no idea that the cunty, rich, entitled, HADIDs had older sisters. I just don’t bother paying any attention to them or what they do in their trolling of pop culture thanks to being rich. They pulled off low level, second tier Kardashian shit, that is actually more “high end” than the Kardashians, that luxury market is lucrative…and brands are paying these idiots to do whatever it is that they do….which is really nothing…another group of famous for nothings…but when I am told they are hot, I always laugh…because to me they look just like these two sisters….Alana and Marielle…the other HADIDs, if they were to get face injections, and spa plastic surgery with all their money…

It is hilarious to see what Bella and Gigi actually look like….even though these women are from a different mom and the others are from some “model” Swede…the dad’s genetics are powerful and dominant….and if that’s not something for some THANKSGIVING excitement…I don’t know what is….but then again I am a half retard and don’t know much about anything.

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Posted in:alana hadid|marielle hadid|SFW

2018

22

Nov

Madison Beer in a Bikini of the Day

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Madison Beer is the created by her momma, and not in some tribute song to her momma, but rather literally created by her mom as a youtube sensation who when she got tits knew they had something to work with, and that they could take her cover songs and actually do originals, and with the power of youtube and the youtube money they made off perverts…because perverts are all on the youtube being predators…there are just so many fucking people out there, and they all have access to these fucking people and there is no filter or control over who watches this shit…while all these people are eager to get followers and don’t care where thy come from….we call that GREAT PARENTING….raise them proper…

So now this youtuber has a career of her own, a legitimate career, is a celebrity signed to Bieber’s record label, like she was the Jesus freak Hailey Baldwin, only with an actual skill and not as manly looking….So all that whoring of her daughter by a mother rose a celebrity popstar people from youtube appreciate, and I think it has a lot to do with her tits…that are in a bikini as tits tend to be when they do that bikini marketing….

Stage parenting works…check out the tits.

Madison Beer Wet Tits Underboob Pink Bikini

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