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2018

22

Nov

Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day

Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left.

Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people….

Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance.

I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada.

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2018

22

Nov

Julianne Hough Naughty Mormon on Rumspringa Thanksgiving of the Day

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I didn’t think Mormons celebrated modern holidays, or is that Jehovahs, I can’t tell the door to door friends I like to traumatize by answering my door nude, or in condom, apart…..I just know they are the fucking worst when they come knocking and projecting their bullshit religion on us in some pilgrimage that offends me….you know kind of like how the Europeans came into North America with their bullshit ideas that they decided to shove down the throats of the Indians before stealing their land….

Not that Julianne Hough is still a Mormon, I assume she’s turned her back on that church after having a sexual relationship with her brother, as Mormons do, you know keep it in the church, and family…when your family has decided you are both dance partners at the age of 9 and decide to fully commit to that…and you are sent to the UK to live in this foreign land with your brother to further your dance training…something that should have ended in her being a stripper…but instead got her to Hollywood…where she chose the fuck Cokehead Ryan Seacrest cuz he looked like her gay brother….life…

Unless this is just Rumspringa….you know those Mormons dress like Pilgrims….so it makes sense that she’d be out there being naughty on Thanksgiving for her people.

Crazy mormons…

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2018

22

Nov

Miley Cyrus Throwback Nudes for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a Thanksgiving Miracle, not because she survived her home burning in one of the Woolsey Camp Fires that didn’t kill enough garbage celebrities, but rather just gave them opportunities for sympathy from idiots who think Celebs are human, and the insurance companies they plan to rip off…

But a Thanksgiving miracle thanks to living that American Dream you all fought for in all the wars building up to American Freedom….because she was just a rich kid with a dream, a connected rich kid with a dream, who thanks to her dad being a One Hit Wonder Hick, was able to be sold off to the execs at Disney. Sexualized in their office as they do, and presented to the world as this character, totally accessible, safe for work, white girl with a barely clever premise, but it was designed for kids, not the perverts who decided Miley was hot and watched the show too…

Well…she was able to rebrand herself by getting naked at her own will, thanks to her marketing team team, taking ownership of her pussy by showing us all her pussy, totally unnecessary, but she did it anyway…and inspired so many other people to get naked…changing the whole course of the content girls produced…taking nude on the internet to the mainstream.

If that’s not a Thanksgiving Miracle Worth Giving Thanks To…I don’t know what is.

These pics of her recently surfaced, so I figure I’ll post them as a THROWBACK thursday.

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2018

22

Nov

Olga de Mar in a Hot Nude Shoot of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving, so look at some American Colonialist named Olga de Mar making her way in the world…the American way and thanks to the internet she doesn’t even need to be in America to do it….but because of the American influence and the American need to follow nude pics of nude girls getting nude from all over the world….on American owned social media platforms…she is in a lot of ways living the American Dream….a Thanksgiving Miracle featuring someone who may not even know what Thanksgiving is, but doesn’t need to to contribute to the bottom line of American publicly traded companies through hr hotness…and willingness to do whatever it takes to get noticed.

I give thanks to sluts.

Her bio “do not offer me instagram brand deal,escorting,image,hostess,hairdone,friendship,love”

What…

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2018

22

Nov

Asian Girl Eats Big Ice Cream and Other Videos of the Day

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Dublin Faceplant

Teacher Watching Porn

Daytime TV

Weird Puerto Rican Funeral Art

Hang Gliding Fail

Master Excavator

Skeletor Robs Gas Station

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most irritating meme, article, story on the social media produced by sites that make a lot more money than me, that have staffs that produce articles for them, that all say the same fucking boring shit is:

How to deal with your family’s politics this thanksgiving…

As a form or strategy to not get mad at your Trump supporting uncle, or you anti-government drunkenstepfather, or your mom who is a fucking hippie socialist communist that hates the American way….

Because the media likes to keep you heated…

The simple solution is to kill them….or to get a fucking hobby or job and stop wasting your time preaching your bullshit…and stop being so easily offended or spending your days trying to not offend people you don’t even fucking know on the internet….

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2018

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every holiday I ask you what the fuck you are doing on the internet and every year I realize that you’re addicted to the internet, sexting and texting, swiping right, scrolling feeds and liking content, staging pics and thinking of MEMES you can create…because the internet and all that noise…is your drug and family and friends or not…that’s all you care about…that’s what you are sucked into…which would explain why you’re not on this site liking what I do…you’re too busy caught up in some fucking creepy digital life I am not involved in…

BUT if you are reading this, don’t you have better shit to do, are you really this board, go fuck a Turkey or a lonely fat girl like she was a Turkey…it’s Thanksgiving, just throw some stuffing at her and maybe a pumpkin pie and you’ve got her ready for your kid cock….fat girls, even though they’ve found some fucking hype and attention recently and may think they are hot…are still pretty easy….

Or you can just watch your sister take a shower and pretend it’s an accident like you did in High School…reliving that family dynamic..

Point being…you should be doing better, giving thanks or some shit, and not clicking links…but since you’re here…click the damn lnks…the site relies on this post….oh and buy yourself some deals in the deals section I created…the site relies on that shit…oh and eat some fucking Turkey for me, save me a plate, Canada did Thanksgiving months ago…we are so future….

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Farting Ruins Dart Championship
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Chloe Grace in a Blazer
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Megyn Kelley is Getting 30 Million to Go Away
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Dashcam Captures Police Shootout
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Weird Glasses of the Day
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Marisa Papin Naked and Skateboarding
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Ice T Tasting a Bagel for the First Time
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Human Hamster Wheel
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Man VS Snake
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Annalynne McCord Nippls
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Beiber is Quitting Music
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Drunk Driver Crashes into Courthouse
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Sarah Hyland Crop Top
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HOW WILDFIRES SPREAD
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Cat Challenges 9 Lives Theory
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Miley Cyrus Throwback Nude Pics
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Dua Lipa in Pantyhose
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Fat Demi Lovato Loses to Opiates
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Charlotte McKinney Skinny legs
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Pussy on Pussy Girls
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Almost Shoots Her Eye Out
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Bonnie Rotton Peeing on a Guys Face
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Country Music Fuck
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2018

21

Nov

Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends…

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2018

21

Nov

Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day

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I’ve seen paparazzi pics of this Bebe Rexha girl and my only joke I have about her – that isn’t even funny – because I am not funny and have no real edge left on this blade that are my crippled arthritic fingers that have written more that 50,000 posts no one gives a fuck about, more words than some of the most celebrated writers have written because apparently volume isn’t the key to success…substance is and we’ve got none of that here….unless you consider Bebe Rexha…some interchangeable act who decided to LADY gaga and turn a music writing career behind the scenes into some egocentric and narcissistic brand…it’s like why give the gold to other people, when you can just keep it for yourself and win…especially when the record label is behind you..

Well my only joke on Bebe Rexha is that she’s not Ana Rexha cuz she’s thick as fuck, but I guess in this lighting and pose, this doggy style dog…she looks appealing…I mean maybe it’s the black light stripper moves applied to the pop music since everyone’s a fucking porn star in their own right…

Ass in her fucking air….

She’s got the right idea for a poptart at 30 just getting it going…

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2018

21

Nov

Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day

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Charlize Theron is in a see through top – that has her nipples photoshopped out – unless her nipples were cut off back when she killed her abusive father and her mom took the blame as she drove her to the Airport to make it in America….

But that would mean that her nipples we saw in Playboy and all her early movie roles were prosthetic nipples and that doesn’t make sense, no producer casting couching a girl would fuck with a girl with no nipples, unless they were weird fucking perverts which I guess they all are….so I’ll just have to assume that the people at Glamour Espana using these old pics of the South African model who sucked the right dick to become an actor…are photoshopping out nipples…making them a real fucking enemy of the state.

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW