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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2018

Nov

Nicole Murphy Got Them Titties on of the Day

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In the wake of the death of Kim Porter, Diddy’s longtime baby momma / girlfriend / etc…who was taken out by The Flu….

Here’s some Eddie Murphy baby momma as a stand in and tribute for being a rich Baby Momma to rich and powerful blackmen…who are in their 40s but still posting Titty content…even though I think Nicole Murphy is in her 50s….but age doesn’t matter when you got tits like this, in a dress like this, girl looks good….which is easy when you’re a model to start and very fucking rich thanks to divorce….giving you the time to focus on stayin’ hot and finding dresses that celebrate her tits…because no matter how old you get…you still go tits.

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2018

Nov

Noah Cyrus In a Bra of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is so fucking ugly…

I understand why she needs to post slutty content on her social media, you know her in a bra, or her in a see through shirt cuz it’s trendy..and that is to get people to notice her.

Unlike Miley Cyrus trying to break free from the Disney Stigma of “good girl on the surface, bad girl in the studio executive’s office while Walt’s frozen body watches on, like the pervert he was”….you know already super fucking famous, moving into the shocking and racy content needed for her to re-brand and stand out, influencing a generation of people getting naked for the sake of getting naked…

While her sister, who is hardly Miley, but has been told she’s good enough from everyone around her because they felt bad that she was never going to be Miley and they needed to give her extra attention so that she wasn’t affected by it….is out there trying to matter, and just being Miley’s sister makes her matter enough to get paid….while the getting naked is the attempt to actually get people noticing…

She’s just a rich kid on instagram trying to differentiate herself from all the other rich kids…and it’s clearly challenging…cuz every girl out ther eis doing it, but I guess not every girl out there has CYRUS as a last name.

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2018

Nov

Sofia Richie Big New Tits and Ass of the Day

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Hello, is it Lionel Richie’s spoiled brat daughter, who has decided the best thing to do with her access and money from being raised a spoiled brat rich kid, is to become a castmember, just as jacked up as a Kardashian, all to increase her celebrity despite always being Lion Richie’s spoiled brat daughter, you’re looking for?

Or are you just into looking at her fat tit in a bra you can see thanks to the paparazzi flashes and her being an attention seeking cunt…CUZ I’ve Got Both!!!

So much to offer you in one beautifully laid out website….

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2018

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was…

I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance…
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2018

Nov

Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day

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Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work.

When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”…

But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore…

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2018

Nov

Sarah Silverman Topless of the Day

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Sarah Silverman busted out her tits, in what is probably a demonstration of how she used to pose for Louie CK when he would jerk off to her….

I am not from the school of weird fetishists that were into Sarah Silverman and her big tits – ever….

There was a time, you probably don’t remember, or care to remember, when she was actually marketed as some hot comedian…while I would just listen to her jokes and cringe….I just didn’t find her funny and no part of me thought anything about her was hot…not that you care what I think…you just saw big old tits telling perverted jokes…saying naughty and inappropriate things…that if you only knew could make someone a millionaire you’d do too…it wasn’t that creative…

But the big old tits, are definitely REAL tits, far too real tits…way too real tits….they just hang in ways I’d rather no know they hang….in what I’ll call the saggy tit shaming, a movement I am sure exists out there amongst all you pussy victim liberal idiots…

If seeing her tits, her masculine, hard faced tits….here they are…but they aren’t anything you should jack off to…but I can’t get in the way of you being a sick and embarrassing fuck….if anything I can just facilitate that…because in ways…I am a hero…your hero..

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2018

Nov

Ariel Winter Tight Leggings of the Day

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The other day, I guess it was Friday, I noticed that Ariel Winter was out in public in leggings or some tight clothing, looking a solid 20 pounds lighter than she was just a month ago. Maybe she’s on the Keto Diet, maybe she’s just anorexic, maybe she’s got her face injected, and the fat sucked out of her like the pig Kardashians, it could really be any reason…so many reasons and ways a rich person can get into shape….

Her face, even with the new jawline, looks like some kind of troll she’s always looked like, not that any of you have noticed her face, you’re more the kind of people who just stare at her breast reduced tits…

I assume there’s cameltoe going on in these pics, because fat pussy, turned skinny pussy, has gotta eat you know…so watch it eat…it’s a fetish…and I guess so is Ariel Winter..because she’d have to be a fetish for people to get off to her, in a world where people get off to some really gross shit..she’s not the worst of it.

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2018

Nov

AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord may not matter, she may not really be relevant. She may never have really been relevant, even when she was on TV and at all the events. She may be old and tired. She may be repetitive and ridiculous, even embarrassing….but she’s got a hard nipple for social media, a place where she posts her hopes and dreams and nipples for her fans…because she has fans…I guess…I mean 25,000 fake people from Turkey liked this pic, which may make you wonder why I am posting it…you know a little late to the game…but there are nipples and that’s enough reason for me.

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2018

Nov

The Idiot Girl Jumping into Frozen Lake in her Underwear and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Man Getting Blowjob at Old Folks Home

Man Masturbates into a Bra

Wedding Brawl…

Sucker Punch in Supermarket

FEMEN TITTIES!

Dude Doesn’t Get Refund – Trashes Videogame Store

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2018

Nov

MOrning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I view myself as a positive person, you know I may hate society as a whole, but I don’t carry that hate on my back ruining my day, I just entertain myself sometimes by fucking with high strung idiots, you know the troll for personal entertainment….

This weekend I learned or was reminded of something I already know and that is that are so quick to put up fb statuses, making bold statements, in their “Safe Space” but the second you confront them in person they freeze, freak out, and start a support group to categorize themselves and victims…because the world is a bunch fo Pussies….who have a canned statement they’ve crafted in conflict, but if you give them something they haven’t heard in the movies or prepped for they freeze.

Like when a dude tries to kick your dock, and you tell him you’ll kill him if he ever gets near your dog again, only for his girlfriend to get involved, so you tell her to shut the fuck up, only for him to not defend her, so you offer that she suck your dick so she knows what a real dick looks like, cuz her dude is a pussy, only for him to not stand up for her or defend her, because he doesn’t understand actual conflict since he’s 24 and hasn’t had to deal with conflict..even though he started the conflict…because they all got participation trophies…and they don’t understand the hierarchy of man…

Here are some morning links…

Punk Kids Throwing Bricks at Cars
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The 2000 Dollar Frittata – LOL
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Jessica Chastain Had a Baby VIA Surrogate – Why Ruin her Fat Ass
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Check This Pearl Necklace…
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Dude Pulls Gun on Cop
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Christina Milian in a Bikini Top
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Hugh Jackman Doesn’t Know what a Wolverine Is…What a Dummy
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS the Biebers…
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Crazy Formula 3 Crash
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Bill Maher VS Comic Books
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SLutty Cam Girl with Huge Tits Getting Gas the Way a Slut Does
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STICK THIS IN HER CUNT….The Classy Way….
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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