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2018

30

Nov

Megan Fox Nipple Slip of the Day

The people still think of Megan Fox as some sex object, despite being ripped open by a bunch of kids, and barely being an interesting celebrity since having her vagina ripped open by a bunch of kids.

Her career as an actress was pretty uneventful and not interesting, but there was a time when the people, you people, a gang of fucking perverts felt she was the hottest person out there…and during that time, she was being held captive by David from 90210, before he knocked her up….and coddled to her teenage crush, cuz she’s old and he was famous on TV when she was a teen….so she never really pushed herself to the point we wanted to see her push herself to….and that’s not being in Transformers 7 the Search for Spock or whatever the fuck it will be called….it’s her starring in meaningful rolls that involve us seeing her labia and just how much damage that David from 90210 did to it.

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2018

30

Nov

Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

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Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other…

It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me.

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2018

30

Nov

Madison Beer Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

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Madison Beer still as the tits her mom made her utilize when they started getting the Youtube Views and realized that it was strictly because of the perverts looking at her young tits…because that is what YOUTUBE is…a publicly traded porn site to the weirdos…..

I know there was concern amongst our 1 reader that her tits were lost due to a Fentanyl addiction…like all the cool kids exploided by their parents for social media are….it’s a trend…the bi-product of influencers influencing nothing but making the most noise in the room.

Here she is potentially showing nipple in a lace bra

some from her instagram..

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2018

30

Nov

Mandy Moore Hard Nipples of the Day

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You fucking perverts. Leave Mandy Moore the fuck alone. Let the old lady have hard nipples. Hasn’t she been through enough being Mandy Moore, the large pop star / actress / triple threat that was probably more successful for the ejaculate left on your US Weekly magazine…..than her terrible fucking one hit wonder song…that was a fucking HIT….and that allows her to continue to exist….I mean that and she’s on THIS IS US – the show with the fattest fuck dot com….which for some reason is the hottest show of the year…despite sucking hard…and offending me – and now that I have a Digital Antennae, I can live tweet the shit…

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2018

30

Nov

Rita Ora Lingerie of the Day

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Not a day goes by where Rita Ora doesn’t comes out with Rita Ora content that people would want to look at in order to remember who Rita Ora is because Rita Ora and her music is not that compelling or interesting, that is why it has taken her 10 years, since she was 18 years old, all while having rocking tits, hustling hard on social media, being at events, hanging with actual famous people, to finally break the public into assuming she’s a pop star….10 years of hustle to remind us that the loudest in the room is the one people eventually listen to because we are too lazy to pay attention to other people…plus they don’t have the same great tits that got them to be the loudest person in the room.

Here she is flashing her ass at an event.

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2018

30

Nov

Miley Cyrus Ass and Potential Pussy Lips of the Day

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Miley Cyrus made some dramatic video of her escape from her burning home…..you know so stressful that she had to show the world her thonged ass…because we live in a world where you have to show your fucking uterus to get noticed, even when you’re a star..

How does that make the girls just trying to compete and make themselves famous feel? I mean it must be pretty annoying that their tactics of ass flashing have been picked up and taken by the mainstream and made into their own marketing campaigns…

You’d think at Miley’s level of success and importance…she wouldn’t have to full retard herself down to get attention…but maybe being a rich kid who craves attention this is exactly what she likes showing the world as a representation of herself..

I don’t have the answers, but it is pretty shameless…

Here is another 100 photos of her ass for your investigative research purposes..

Miley Cyrus Ass Pussy Lips Thong Music Video

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2018

30

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Sara Underwood has over 3000 patrons on her Patreonso she must be doing something right over there.

I feel badly for Sara Underwood because she’s had sex with Ryan Seacrest the coked up ass loving weirdo who probably looks at old pics of Dick Clark to cum, or maybe he just props up a mirror so he can look at his queer self…

I also feel badly for her because she does amazing content and is forced to sell herself to her fans, because brands don’t throw big budgets at her, when clearly she’s out there living a great life, doing great things, like spreading her legs, and has an engaged audience of people paying extra to see more of her, when most of these instagram whores aren’t interesting, fun, doing cool shit, or have real fans that would give them money cuz they are interchangeable…while this one is a fucking legend…and I am not saying that cuz I’ve seen her pussy.

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2018

30

Nov

Public Sex at the ATM and Other Videos of the Day

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Aint No Party Like a Free Milk Party

Naked Guy on Meth at the 7-11

Wife Drives into Husband

Woman’s Ass Charred after Massage Chair Explodes

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Failed pick up line of the day is “You smell just like panties, let’s get those off”…used at the gym or at the coffee shop or grocery store with the woman in line in front of you…or even on someone sitting next to you on the box. I can assure you that 9 out of 10 times…they’ll hate you…because you’re an offensive pervert…

When will the people fighting for Transgender rights, realize that transgenedered people are just the patriarchy attacking from another angle…when men start proving that they are better women than women…TOXIC MASCULINITY in a skirt…while Homosexuality is Misogyny because they are men disgusting by women….yet women all want a gay best friend….

Further proof that marketing, positioning the public opinion is the ultimate fucking troll to get ahead…

Here are some morning links in the afternoon cuz I’m a degenerate.

Playboy Model Gets Assaulted at Laundromat – Why the Fuck is She at the Laundromat – Playboy is supposed to pay for tits – Let’s Get this Bitch a Go Fund Me
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Stallone Has Retired Rocky
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Brothers Arguing Over a Hot Dog. Queers.
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Tiffany TRump’s Boyfriend is Nigerian
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Everything Streaming in December
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WWE Turns 35 – Here are her Slutty Pics
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Big Boobed Amateurs
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Woman Names Her Kid Something Idiotic and Gets Apologized to when people laugh – unless this is a fake story clickbait
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Titty Carwash
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Kate Hudson Shows her Mom Tits in an Ad
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Idiot Installing Light Fixture
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2018

29

Nov

Ariel Winter Does Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter calls hherself “Ahhhhhh RE – ELLLE” not the more Canadian friendly EH-REAL…and that is a fascinating fact we learned about the nasty fat Ariel Winter who has an unhealthy relationship with food thanks to her mother whoring her out at a young age….

We have also learned that she’s got a weird fucking hairline, but more importantly….that her nipples, even after the surgery, still get hard….because sometimes, those titty reduction surgeries fuck the whole titty up…while in ARIEL’S case – she’s been able to get her tits rebuilt into someting that is not as disgusting as you know her sloppy tits, on her sloppy body were….

Here she is all hard nippled in a tight shirt

And here she is in a tight dress heading to GOOD MORNING AMERICA

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