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2018

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got a digital antennae, not in a wrestling black friday match, some dude gave me his old set up, so I get Vermont TV for free and I get to watch all the shitty network television to reconnect with society…

I was never a cable TV person, I got the internet in 1995 and never really fucked with TV….but that was a long fucking time ago, and in trying to do the opposite of the mainstream, I’ve turned to TV.. commercials on TV and all…

What I have witnessed in this month of experimenting because I have nothing better to do than watch TV…..is that TV fucking sucks, it feels low budget and more importantly, this inclusivity and diversity thing is out of control.

I see a fucking lot of offensive use of ethnics…but disguised as being inclusive…it’s like ‘throw in the token Black / Asian couples on commercial..” and I don’t just mean John Legend and Chrissy Teigen who have a Christmas Special…it’s in Car commercials and everywhere..even though I’ve seen one black/asian couple in real life once…

It’s like cast it with anyone who isn’t white….unless it is Carson Daly cuz he apparently still gets work.

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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet isn’t a safe space or a nice space. I wonder why do people think it is a safe space….or a nice place…that if they put their shit out there..

I remember a time when it was so critical to stay as anonymous as possible so that no one would know who you were, what you were doing, and people just minded their own damn business…

I am still hung up on people being mad that cam girls and other girls selling their nudes on snapchat are getting reported to the IRS…fuck yeah they should be reported…move to some third world country if you don’t want to pay taxes on your shit….or maybe pull your scams off a little better you lazy fucks who don’t want real jobs because real jobs are for losers….but still these whores are manipulating all you idiots for your money- make em pay their fair share!

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2018

Nov

Ariel Winter Big Titty Bounce of the Day

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Ariel Winter made her titties bounce for thanksgiving, because after at least a month or two of starvation, she gets to fucking eat….CHEAT DAY….from cutting out her cheat months… because I assume the people she works for gave her shit for being fat as fuck, she’s managed to cut her relationship with food, which shouldn’t be that big of a deal because she gets paid alot of fucking money and it’s easy to divert your addictive personality filling your void to something more lucrative than getting fat and gross…you know if you know you are a fat fuck with a broken soul, get therapy or do drugs, change out that addiction for something that keeps you hot, don’t give into Fat America, where everyone is fat and getting away with it, shape the fuck up for society, keep Hollywood hot and sexy…and I figure no matter how gross Ariel Winter may be, if she’s skinny, she’ll be better…that applies to all people…so stop being such fucking pigs.

Her ass in leggings…

Her tits in a pink shirt….

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2018

Nov

Brooke Candy Tattooed Nipples of the Day

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Brooke Candy is some gutter stripper rapper chick who is more of a novelty act that anything of value….

She’s brought such classic annoying hits like “I wanna fuck right now”….

For some reason, the hipsters were all about her, 8 years ago, so it was only natural that someone like Terry Richardson would start shooting pics of her in her underwear….but that ended and she pretty much disappeared from the minute of relevance she had….replaced by Iggy Azalea and other bullshit stripper rapper stories that are more marketable….and I guess has gone onto continue her weirdness with titty tattoos only a broken girl could have…

But with a face like this…she should be in video getting fucked up the ass and choked out….you know the natural progression of strippers with dreams of fame….a career in porn…cuz she’s not hot…

But instead…got them tits out on instagram….in a Free The Nipple campaign that is pretty fucking vile…but still worth looking at…because that’s what trash is.

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2018

Nov

Dakota Johnson Tight Leggings Pussy Print of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is my least favorite celebrity child. I just don’t find her hot, even when her pants are getting eaten by her pussy, she’s boring….

50 Shades of Grey cuz your grandma sucked Hitchcock off, before her mom was raised to suck everyone off, and in some cocaine fueled 80s party she let Don Johnson from Miami Vice fame cum up inside her to create this pussy that would grow up into a legging eating pussy….who makes money of her own thanks to three generations of dick sucking….in the exclusive hollywood industry…

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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2018

Nov

Get Yourself some KRATOM of the Day

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We’ve partered up with our friends at CLUB13 to celebrate Cyber Monday, with a brand that has been around since 1999.

If you don’t know much about KRATOM, I don’t really either. It’s a new concept to me, but my initial research, that isn’t scientific research, I’m a titty blogger, has concluded that it helps people get off opiates, as long as they aren’t taking the opiates while trying to get off the opiates.

It’s a natural botanical product, and CLub13 source it from the best possible sources, they test it for impurities, mould, heavy metals, etc…and they bring it to you in a line of pure Kratom Extract….in a variety of forms…

I can’t tell you much other than it is from tropical evergreen tree in the coffee family native to Southeast Asia where it has been used in traditional medicines since at least the nineteenth century.

They say it relives pain, enhances mood, increases focus, gives energy and has an uplifting effect.

They say it’s a good way to get off opiates…but research it for yourself….

I do know that the opiate crisis is real, and despite not being sympathetic to any addicts, I do believe big pharma is to blame, I think the medical system is fucked, and I think people NEED to go to jail for getting the highly addictive opiates into the system…from the manufacturers to the low level pharmacists…and distributers…they are to fucking blame…it’s not a fucking joke, people are dying and they knew what they were doing when prescribing this shit…it’s dark fucking times…people, lots of people are dying…and it’s all big pharma’s fault…

So I always turn to nature for an answer, not because I am a hippie, but because I don’t believe the assholes in the corporations clearly out there for profit and not to actually help people….

So do your fucking research and when you’re ready to buy, visit Club13. They have POWDERS , CAPSULES

Here’s Joe Rogan talking about it….because Rogan is your bro hero…

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2018

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez in all her plastic surgery glory, has been rebuilt like an old fucking car, found in Mexico and imported to America, because the frame was still good, it didn’t have any rust thanks to their dry desert heat, only unlike the two years old that parents are trying to throw over the border, who is getting tear gassed because his parents are irresponsible and not going through the proper measures to get through the border to take advantage of some Asylum clause that doesn’t apply to me when I go to Plattsburgh New York for some cheap booze, gas and all my American snacks, it is only a 45 minute drive that has in the past got me interrogated on both sides of the border, because that’s what the BORDER is supposed to do….

As a Canadian, I can only spend under 6 months legally in the country, not working, which is easy since I don’t work…I can’t just decide “I am moving to America” and just move to America. I’d have to marry a lonely fat bitch, or I’d have to get a work visa…there is a system in place…so when I see people getting tear gassed, I’m like at least they aren’t being shot…

Eiza, an actress, who fucked Fergie’s husband after they split to solidify herself in America..is likely a rich Mexican who bought her way into the country…or got a visa from being a hot chick with an agency ready to exploit her like a sex worker, but for entertainment…and here she is stealing your men and jobs in a bikini being hot.

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2018

Nov

Halle Berry Bra and Panties of the Day

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Halle Berry is running her instagram like Black Twitter…you know doing it like a THOT would do…almost baiting us into paying her Snapchat Premium…because snapchat is the biggest pornsite around….

When I look at Halle Berry’s use of instagram as an old lady, I can’t help but wonder how great her feed would have been if instagram happened when she was just a white girl with a black father getting cast as a black girl cuz she’s white and the Hollywood execs don’t like actual black people…

SYSTEMATIC RACISM motherfuckers….#metoo or whatever…because the #metoo movement doesn’t even exist anymore…it was a myth by the media…

But you gotta think if a girl is this good this old, knowing she’s not at her prime, imagine what she was capable when she was younger…unless of course she’s like most old ladies who know they are near the end of the line and stop giving a fuck…and throw down like they always wanted to..it just took them a while to get there….but based on her success…I doubt that’s the case…and it’s more a ho is a ho is a ho…perfect for christmas…right…some Santa shit…

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2018

Nov

Gabby Epstein Erotica of the Day

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Gabby Epstein is some bootleg Alexis Ren from Australia….

She’s 23, pretends she’s an actual model, but is really just some beach lifestyle bikini wearing slut, who produces content of herself in a bikini, doing beach lifestyle things, all while having a pretty beat up looking face, but who needs a face, not even Alexis Ren, her leader needs a face, when all of us perverts are just looking at youthful fit bodies half naked.

She has managed to take her instagram modeling to Los Angeles, where she can live that good Hollywood life, even closer to the rich men who like to fuck girls from instagram…

Apparently, she’s got a Biomedical bachelors degree, which is a clever back-up plan because this instagram slut in a bikini hustle can’t last forever, I mean she will turn 30 at some point, but she’ll probably have a bikini company, or sunscreen company by then….cuz these bitches are enterprising and all it takes is half naked on instagram…

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2018

Nov

Gigi Hadid Getting Wet of the Day

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Here’s some Gigi Hadid throwing herself overboard after seeing what her sisters actually look like without all the muppet shit she’s jacking in her muppet face.

Or maybe she realizes that she’s a terrorist, and not the 3 year old Mexicans getting tear gas shot out them, and that the real enemy of the state, and the future of our people is already within the border walls, and living the blessed rich person life in expansive mansions with all the money they’ve made manipulating children into thinking they are relevant…in a doing us all a favor play….

Or maybe she’s just on some rich person trip that she doesn’t have to pay for and she wants everyone to see the ass she’s being squats and getting ass injections to get in a less than obvious way…even if it’s pretty fucking obvious…

Point being, we’re all allowed to interpret this cinematic selfie genius how we want to interpret it, and some may just like staring at the ass, while others see the bigger issue this Palestinian brings, and either way…it happened and I’m reporting on it like an investigative journalist….who does all my investigative research on instagram without actually looking into anything I am looking at because ultimately…it doesn’t matter.

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