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2018

26

Nov

Gigi Hadid Getting Wet of the Day

Here’s some Gigi Hadid throwing herself overboard after seeing what her sisters actually look like without all the muppet shit she’s jacking in her muppet face.

Or maybe she realizes that she’s a terrorist, and not the 3 year old Mexicans getting tear gas shot out them, and that the real enemy of the state, and the future of our people is already within the border walls, and living the blessed rich person life in expansive mansions with all the money they’ve made manipulating children into thinking they are relevant…in a doing us all a favor play….

Or maybe she’s just on some rich person trip that she doesn’t have to pay for and she wants everyone to see the ass she’s being squats and getting ass injections to get in a less than obvious way…even if it’s pretty fucking obvious…

Point being, we’re all allowed to interpret this cinematic selfie genius how we want to interpret it, and some may just like staring at the ass, while others see the bigger issue this Palestinian brings, and either way…it happened and I’m reporting on it like an investigative journalist….who does all my investigative research on instagram without actually looking into anything I am looking at because ultimately…it doesn’t matter.

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2018

26

Nov

Halsey Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Halsey is a very important pop star, who was photographed ripping lines of some drugs, and brands still choose to work with her, because it’s a different era, where ripping lines is mainstream and cool…and the marketing people rip lines all day and week…and to not hire some popstar trash because of it would be hypocritical..and we’re in a world of trying to be as authentic as possible…that’s the whole point of social media you know…just being real…in the fakest fucking way…with muppet face injections and photoshop…curated and pretending to be something you’re not…and all I can think of is all the careers ruined by drugs, when no one wanted to associate with people known for being on drugs, like Lohan the Lunatic….if only she was 10 years younger…when her weirdness was celebrated not getting her blacklisted and shipped off and sold off to an arab.

All this to say….Halsey is garbage and here she is spreading her opportunistic, climbed to the top from the club bathroom, pretends she’s black when it is convenient…bullshit.

Nipples hard at a basketball game..

Titties as a lumberjack:

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2018

26

Nov

Kylie Jenner Degenerate Calendar of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is in some pin-up style calendar for her fans…

The idea that people still buy pin-up style calendars seem hilarious. It’s old technology and it would take a real fucking pervert to go out there and buy a calendar, yet all these girls put out Calendars, and all these girls are money grubbing perverts, so I assume they actually sell enough of them to make it worth their time, which is insane to me..

I mean I’ve seen calendars in garages and other places where old European dudes work, you know the kind of blue collar dude who doesn’t have a smart phone…but Miley’s demographic is more the Black Twitter group that clearly doesn’t know how to read or write, and the idea they’d buy this shit is fucking odd to me…

A post pregnant muppet looking bitch half naked is the last thing I’d want to reference every day of the year to remind me of the scam she’s pulled off as the terrorist she clearly is – destroying society as a whole…one face injection at a time…

Disgusting people doing disgusting things.

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2018

26

Nov

Noah Cyrus Bra and Panties of the Day

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Noah Cyrus trying to be relevant is pretty fucking disgusting. I am a pervert and find this shameless use of nude selfies as a marketing tool annoying but only when the girl involved looks like Noah Cyrus. I am actually really into it when the girls getting naked are hot.

There was a time when the people you wanted to see naked, were hard to see naked, not that you’d ever want to see Noah Cyrus naked, but you wouldn’t have seen her naked or half naked back then, you’d have to beg and negotiate to get a nude, and when a nude struck you’d have no choice but to jack off fast to it because you were genuinely excited by it….

We live in an era where everyone gets naked, but that means that ugly girls are also getting naked, especially when they are rich brats trying to differentiate themselves from their super famous sister, when the only difference is hot ugly and not compelling she is…but she’s still doing it and I assume there’s at least one pervert Miley fan into her sister out there so this grossness is for them.

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2018

26

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through of the Day

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Olivia Culpo may be wearing a stupid fucking bra for for the paparazzi who I guess she wants to be a subtle attention whore with, you know to not be overly obvious with her tits out all over the place like they are in the DMs of football players she sometimes gets to date publicly…strategy….

Some of the best whores out there, are the least whore in public, and the proof that this Culpo hustle is working comes in the form of the paparazzi actually following her around like she matters when really she just has a big instagram, which happens to everyone, and isn’t actually a celebrity or a talent in any way. She just played the fucking system right and is making money because of it and as silly as that is…it’s pretty funny to see yet another irrelevant become relevant through a little hustle in a lazy fucking world….a hustle that involved fucking as many famous people as she could until becoming famous in her own right…not that she’s famous, but the paparazzi are using their camera flash to see tit on her black shirt like old school paparazzi erotica…and so many other girls out there on istagram wish they were this advanced in their hustle…

The whole thing is stupid.

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2018

26

Nov

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini Makes Me Hungry for Indian Buffet of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi, the liberated Indian woman, who by some standards is inspiring when it comes to ordering indian food, you know those nights where you don’t know what you want to eat for dinner and you see a Padma shameless self promotion pic in a bikini and you think “Butter Chicken and Samosa”….but also inspiring in the game of sugar babies because bitch got knocked up by one billionaire when with another billionaire who died thinking the baby was his..leaving the baby all his money…while really the baby was another billionaires, getting that kid to double dip in fucking tons of money before even breaking Padmas pussy in half on the way out…

Remarkable hustle you can’t help but appreciate, and I guess this bikini body at 50, still looks good, so couple that with her intelligence, manipulation and you have a recipe for a perfect hooker for a rich person who wants class and success and education with his hookers…

Brilliant really.

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2018

26

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora, Hailey Baldwin all had birthday’s this week, I know because I have instagram and for some reason people who have no association to these people, other than following them on social media, seemed compelled to post up birthday tributes, which is weird in and of itself, like why the fuck do they care about these people, what have any of these people done for them, other than manipulate them to be their followers and get paid stupid money by the brands trying to reach them…they are just pawns in the fucking system…

Well, Sarah Hyland, the creepy child star with what looks like a genetic retardation, who looked 12 at 20, has found her sex appeal and sex drive and we watched it unfold on social media…has probably posted the best birthday pic of herself..cuz she’s half naked, ripped and her little tit’s hanging out…as she drinks…the way any birthday girl should…before or after tricking her gay boyfriend into pretending he’s straight to leverage her celebrity for his own personal gain.

Right.

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2018

26

Nov

Sara Sampaio Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is our favorite Fisherman’s daughter, straight from the slums of her dad’s fishing boat, grew up knee deep in Portuguese cod, before pulling some scams and finding her way into Victoria’s Secret, playing the Adriana Lima replacement, dark skin / light eyes, possible beard but they trim that shit….

Thanks to winning at life, she wasn’t forced to marry a local Portuguese man, but instead went to American and secured a billionaire, who you can see here fucking on the beach as a thank you, and as a status symbol for him, because rich dudes love showing off the shit they buy….

Pretty racy for a good Catholic girl turned nude model.

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2018

26

Nov

Heidi Klum Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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I like to call Heidi Klum’s pussy “Grey Matter”…or Grey Anatomy…or Grey Zone….you know because when it’s not shaved bald…it’s natural whiteness grows out…sure she can pass it off as a natural blond..but we know bitch is 300 years old…

But she’s out there in a bikini, still looking good, giving old ladies hope that they can still be considered sex objects into their 50s after being banged out by the kids, thanks to Eugenics from Nazi Germany, or maybe her vanity and pile of money to do whatever she can to stay hot. This is the world of MedicalSpas and Injections. Who fucking knows what she’s doing but I know the 50 year olds around me don’t look like this and that’s too bad..but luckily there are Heidi Klums out there to make them feel shitty about themselves, giving me more opportunity to convince them to fuck. Not that I want to fuck 50 year olds ever, but you take what you can get…or what requires the least effort.

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2018

26

Nov

Kaylee Killion Killin’ It of the Day

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Kaylee Killion should be called Kaylee Million, not because she looks like a million bucks, but because she’s getting naked on the internet for free, possibly to sell her snap chat premium behind the IRS’ back, but probably to find a better future for herself and just being here now, naked in photoshoots, means she can likely DM millionaires for sex and for them to pay the rent….that’s the way the world works…

Her instagram is HERE ….and she’s naked in every picture, not quite at a million followers, but in enough pics for people to fall into her NUDE trap!!!

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