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2018

22

Nov

Demi Rose Mawby Panty Flash of the Day

Demi Rose flashing her panties….which is pretty classy of her considering she is a sex worker…but I guess with all her instagram followers from playing up the whole Kardashian thing with the fake face, ass, and tits has increased her day rate and her clientele so that she has to be classy and have some level of manners when she goes to their important events…because she’s now important…so she doesn’t just put her cunt out there, despite pretty much making a name for herself by putting her cunt out there…as she should, I mean what else was she destined to be…

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2018

22

Nov

Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Guess what?

It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me…

Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit.

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2018

22

Nov

Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day

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Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left.

Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people….

Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance.

I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada.

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2018

22

Nov

Julianne Hough Naughty Mormon on Rumspringa Thanksgiving of the Day

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I didn’t think Mormons celebrated modern holidays, or is that Jehovahs, I can’t tell the door to door friends I like to traumatize by answering my door nude, or in condom, apart…..I just know they are the fucking worst when they come knocking and projecting their bullshit religion on us in some pilgrimage that offends me….you know kind of like how the Europeans came into North America with their bullshit ideas that they decided to shove down the throats of the Indians before stealing their land….

Not that Julianne Hough is still a Mormon, I assume she’s turned her back on that church after having a sexual relationship with her brother, as Mormons do, you know keep it in the church, and family…when your family has decided you are both dance partners at the age of 9 and decide to fully commit to that…and you are sent to the UK to live in this foreign land with your brother to further your dance training…something that should have ended in her being a stripper…but instead got her to Hollywood…where she chose the fuck Cokehead Ryan Seacrest cuz he looked like her gay brother….life…

Unless this is just Rumspringa….you know those Mormons dress like Pilgrims….so it makes sense that she’d be out there being naughty on Thanksgiving for her people.

Crazy mormons…

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2018

22

Nov

Miley Cyrus Throwback Nudes for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a Thanksgiving Miracle, not because she survived her home burning in one of the Woolsey Camp Fires that didn’t kill enough garbage celebrities, but rather just gave them opportunities for sympathy from idiots who think Celebs are human, and the insurance companies they plan to rip off…

But a Thanksgiving miracle thanks to living that American Dream you all fought for in all the wars building up to American Freedom….because she was just a rich kid with a dream, a connected rich kid with a dream, who thanks to her dad being a One Hit Wonder Hick, was able to be sold off to the execs at Disney. Sexualized in their office as they do, and presented to the world as this character, totally accessible, safe for work, white girl with a barely clever premise, but it was designed for kids, not the perverts who decided Miley was hot and watched the show too…

Well…she was able to rebrand herself by getting naked at her own will, thanks to her marketing team team, taking ownership of her pussy by showing us all her pussy, totally unnecessary, but she did it anyway…and inspired so many other people to get naked…changing the whole course of the content girls produced…taking nude on the internet to the mainstream.

If that’s not a Thanksgiving Miracle Worth Giving Thanks To…I don’t know what is.

These pics of her recently surfaced, so I figure I’ll post them as a THROWBACK thursday.

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2018

22

Nov

Olga de Mar in a Hot Nude Shoot of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving, so look at some American Colonialist named Olga de Mar making her way in the world…the American way and thanks to the internet she doesn’t even need to be in America to do it….but because of the American influence and the American need to follow nude pics of nude girls getting nude from all over the world….on American owned social media platforms…she is in a lot of ways living the American Dream….a Thanksgiving Miracle featuring someone who may not even know what Thanksgiving is, but doesn’t need to to contribute to the bottom line of American publicly traded companies through hr hotness…and willingness to do whatever it takes to get noticed.

I give thanks to sluts.

Her bio “do not offer me instagram brand deal,escorting,image,hostess,hairdone,friendship,love”

What…

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2018

22

Nov

Asian Girl Eats Big Ice Cream and Other Videos of the Day

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Dublin Faceplant

Teacher Watching Porn

Daytime TV

Weird Puerto Rican Funeral Art

Hang Gliding Fail

Master Excavator

Skeletor Robs Gas Station

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2018

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most irritating meme, article, story on the social media produced by sites that make a lot more money than me, that have staffs that produce articles for them, that all say the same fucking boring shit is:

How to deal with your family’s politics this thanksgiving…

As a form or strategy to not get mad at your Trump supporting uncle, or you anti-government drunkenstepfather, or your mom who is a fucking hippie socialist communist that hates the American way….

Because the media likes to keep you heated…

The simple solution is to kill them….or to get a fucking hobby or job and stop wasting your time preaching your bullshit…and stop being so easily offended or spending your days trying to not offend people you don’t even fucking know on the internet….

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2018

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every holiday I ask you what the fuck you are doing on the internet and every year I realize that you’re addicted to the internet, sexting and texting, swiping right, scrolling feeds and liking content, staging pics and thinking of MEMES you can create…because the internet and all that noise…is your drug and family and friends or not…that’s all you care about…that’s what you are sucked into…which would explain why you’re not on this site liking what I do…you’re too busy caught up in some fucking creepy digital life I am not involved in…

BUT if you are reading this, don’t you have better shit to do, are you really this board, go fuck a Turkey or a lonely fat girl like she was a Turkey…it’s Thanksgiving, just throw some stuffing at her and maybe a pumpkin pie and you’ve got her ready for your kid cock….fat girls, even though they’ve found some fucking hype and attention recently and may think they are hot…are still pretty easy….

Or you can just watch your sister take a shower and pretend it’s an accident like you did in High School…reliving that family dynamic..

Point being…you should be doing better, giving thanks or some shit, and not clicking links…but since you’re here…click the damn lnks…the site relies on this post….oh and buy yourself some deals in the deals section I created…the site relies on that shit…oh and eat some fucking Turkey for me, save me a plate, Canada did Thanksgiving months ago…we are so future….

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Hillbilly Neighbor Tries to Fight a Drone
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Sofia Richie – Kardashian Dress
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WAIT FOR IT…..of the Day
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Farting Ruins Dart Championship
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Chloe Grace in a Blazer
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Megyn Kelley is Getting 30 Million to Go Away
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Dashcam Captures Police Shootout
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Teen Virginity for Sale….
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Weird Glasses of the Day
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Horse Weight Capacity has Been Exceeded….
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Shady tow Truck Company
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Marisa Papin Naked and Skateboarding
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Drunk Squirrel
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Mel B has 64 Sex Tapes of Herself
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Ice T Tasting a Bagel for the First Time
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Indian Road Rage
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Human Hamster Wheel
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Man VS Snake
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Annalynne McCord Nippls
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Beiber is Quitting Music
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Drunk Driver Crashes into Courthouse
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New Celeb Dad of the Day
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Sarah Hyland Crop Top
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G Force Comparison in Motorsports…
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HOW WILDFIRES SPREAD
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Cat Challenges 9 Lives Theory
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Miley Cyrus Throwback Nude Pics
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DeNiro is Single
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Eugenie Bouchard and Michelle Wie in Bathing Suits
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Victoria’s Secret Models in Bikinis
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Dua Lipa in Pantyhose
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Fat Demi Lovato Loses to Opiates
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Peyton Roi List Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale at the Dog Park
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Charlotte McKinney Skinny legs
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Katherine McNamara Titties ina Shirt
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Angry Reese WitherSpoon Entitled Daughter
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Olena Naked with Rocks….Showing off her Russian Dance Moves…
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Butthole of the Day
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Pussy on Pussy Girls
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Big Tits Mouth Fucked
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Just a Suction Cup Dildo Fail
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Almost Shoots Her Eye Out
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Bonnie Rotton Peeing on a Guys Face
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Gamer Fucks her Controller
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Country Music Fuck
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The Show Must Go On – Porn Blooper with her Hand Stuck in the Bang Bus Door
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Animal Shelter Erotica
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Rockin’ Bush of the Day
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Big Tits Naked by a Cabin
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2018

21

Nov

Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends…

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