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Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2018

Nov

Rachel Bilson on a Titty Nature Walk of the Day

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Rachel Bilson may look 100 years old because she is 100 years old…and a little more weathered than the average celebrity because when she was at the peak of her fame she went out to Canada with her Captor and made babies…it was the premise of the hit Canadian Movie “ROOM” that made that actress I don’t find hot, but who is now in action movies, an Oscar Winner now in Action movies…I can’t remember her name and I’m not gonna google it..

This is about Summer Rachel Bilson from the OC, a show I used to watch and relate to college girls at the cheap beer college nights when I was 20 years too old for college…a show I don’t really remember but apparently Micha Barton died on it…and ended up on The Hills…which is definitely some kind of hell….while this one, the hotter one….goes on hikes with her mom tits out…all blurry so you don’t see her wrinkles…in an era of everyone with face injections…seeing a 35 year old face is like seeing a 90 year old face…I don’t know how to interpret it.

I guess this is what it looks like when you set a captive free…and I’m talking about her titties.

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2018

Nov

Salma Hayek Old Mexican Redhead in a Fat Ass Tight Dress of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, but she is a set of tits that defined a country for a long time, a country that my whore mother was born in and prostituted herself in, until dying premature, but only after creating me with some White American dude we’ll never know…but who could be you..HI DAD!!!

She has a rocking set of tits, great fucking tits that we don’t know whether they are real or fabricated but they we all embraces as if they were our own, and not some immigrant tits in a Caravan coming to steal our jobs and rape our women because they are illegal or did when she was pre menopausal…but apparently she’s got a fat ass too…which I guess happens when you gain 40 lbs and you’re wearing a bunch of harness underwear…thanks to some movie magic…

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2018

Nov

Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

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You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit..

I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married….

I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall…

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2018

Nov

Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Getting Wet of the Day

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The bikini girls a day girls are getting lazy with their fitness and their photoshop and pretty much everything because they know they can…the internet is a lie and they have the followers on lock so now it’s time to get real and be 35 years old…

These girls were never hot, but they did bikini pics every day and that was enough for early instagram…now you need more spread ass shots..

But I guess getting old is a real issue when you’re marketed as a bikini girls, you have to throw in the towel at some point and sell your account or start featuring actual hot chicks you narcisstic self involved sluts…

Natasha Oakley Devin Brugman Wet Bikini Hard Nipples

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2018

Nov

Greer Grammar Titty Picnic of the Day

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Greer Grammar is Frasier’s daughter…Frasier is Kelsey Grammar the amazing coke addicted actor who everyone was shocked to see was a cokehead back when he got busted all those years ago…From cheers to house arrest to Frasier…and somewhere along the way her made these set of tits that were raised in LA and that are now actress tits of their own…cuz she’s got the right last name…and that’s good enough for me so long as the titties are out on a picnic having a nice romantic day…being treated right..like all titties should before you grab them without permission because you are protesting the MeToo movement by listening to the advice of the Instagram motivational speakers to take what you want and not be scared to do it. When you get arrested for it – blame Tony Robbins….

That said, I don’t know anything about Greer Grammer other than what you see right here and I’m gonna leave it at that.

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2018

Nov

Maitland Ward Terrifying Nudity of the Day

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Mainland Ward is making news today because she’s not naked, having a threesome, catering to her husband’s cuckold fetish, who you know is the person behind her being a sex worker. He married some Boy Meets World starlet men wanted to fuck and he got zero out of it, until the internet resurgence of Boy Meets World, where unlike Danielle Fischer Topanga marrying Hot Karl, she’s out there getting a Hot Karl to get more patrons who make her lots of money…..cuz they like old fat tits that they had a crush on in the 90s….sick fucks.

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2018

Nov

Louisiana Party and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Begging for the D – Gets Kicked

Girl Streaks the Soccer Game

Car Crashed into Store Taking Out a PGirl…

Dude Shoots Cyclist with a Firework

RV Too Tall for the Bridge

Brawl of the Day

Dude Got Rejected for a Phone, so he Cut Off his Finger to Throw in the Clerks who Rejected Him’s face…

Naked Man Wrestling LIon

Disturbing Costume of the Day

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2018

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to hang out with half retarded, brain damaged, can’t articulate a sentence, on disability, don’t actually work, love to drink types…because the conversations aren’t politics…they are “do you like tits”…something every straight dude and some women can agree on.

Everyone playing the kid in the front of the class on social media, doing the hall monitoring, is fucking irritating as fuck….

I don’t leave my house much, so that’s my interpretation of humanity….that’s why I need only half retards around me…to not be annoying…

It’s called socializing “down”…rather than social climbing…I am looking for people so mentally fucked that they live in their own reality that has nothing to do with this reality….no phone, not electricity, no home, no internet…no social media, no trying to get followers, no preachy shit, no MeToo / BelieveAllWoman…not Trump / Vote / Demo bullshit….it’s good times, great times, the best times…FUCK THE INTERNET and the horse Kardashian it rode in on…

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Lindsay Lohan is AMazing
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Bella Hadid – Skinny Half Naked – Slutty – Hard Faced
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YesJulz in a Bikini Should be Hell No JULZ
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70 Year Old Man – No Rope Climb
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Mac Miller is an Idiot
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Maria Jade Showing Pubes on BEach
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Car VS Security Booth….
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Grumpy Halloween Car Ride
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Bull Fighter Gets Taken Out….Good.
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Perfect Titties…
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Schoolywar Battle Between Cows and Chickens – CHICK FIL A
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Flooding in Russia
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Bus Accident of the Day
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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are all sex addicts now…which I think it effecting their creativity…They can’t handle all the porn and just want to jack off or bang all day…because everything is the fucking same…

If you log onto social media….you’ll see everyone posting and saying the same thing… taking the same pics…taking the same videos…sharing the same jokes….it’s pretty fucking ridiculous…

If you’re old and you remember when people wrote their own music….it’d be like if they all sang the exact same song in a different voice…same lyrics, same band…different voice…

It makes the internet pretty boring….

I also don’t know why Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball tits has gone viral – that song is 4-5 years old…isn’t? Haven’t we seen her vagina consistently since then? Move on people…

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Hayden Panettiere involved in Drunk Fight…
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Jo Orthey’s Bikini Tits with a Skateboard….
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Slutty Medical Staff Dancing in Brazil Shaking Ass
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Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nips
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Rita Ora’s Nip Slip
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Pam Anderson’s No a MeToo Supporter – Thank God….
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Your 90s Fetish has Got Married
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Mac Miller Died of Fentanyl Laced Cocaine…Drugs are Bad Rich People…
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Naked Athlete of the Day
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Biggest Cheater Boxing…
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Farrah Abraham’s Big Monster Tits and her Weird Pastic Surgery Face
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Random Hotness….
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Biker Gets Shot
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10 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in USA
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Dakota Johnson Is Garbage
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Julia Roberts on her Hairy Pits
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Craig Jackson’s Multimillion Dollar Garage
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Colleen Rooney’s Old Fucking Neck….and Scarred Up Stomac in a Bikini
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Candy Thieves
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Red Sox World Series Trophy Gets Damaged
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Kid Singing Bohemian Rhapsody…
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White Women Harrass Two Black Women
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Rachel McCord Eating Ice Cream
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NOOOOOOOO ANNA KENDRICK’S FACE….
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Francia Raisa Titties in a Dress Like the Kidney Groupie Host Body She Is
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Barbara Fiallho in Jeans
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Adrenne Bailon Huge Tits
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Martha Hunt in Harper’s Bazaar Being Skinny as Fuck
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TInashe Performs
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Charlize Theron Leaving the Gym
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Rachel McAdams in a Tight Dress
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Lily Collins at an Event cuz it’s another day in paradise…
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Gloria Tang – Asian Actress for Diversity
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Anne Hathaway Still Sucks
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Crazy Farting Cam Girl…
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Disturbing Porn Clip of the Day
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Big Fat Titty Drop….
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Butthole of the Day
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Public Masturbating Woman on the Train
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Japanese Whaling is Fucking Weird
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Huge Fucking Titty Drop
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Penis Hater…
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Friend’s Flashing their Big tits…
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Thong Slip of the Day….
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The Worst Thing to Find in a Dumpster
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Hot Russian Helen Takes a Bath Naked
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Tiny Nips and Bald Vagina of the Day
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Naked Amateurs of the Day….
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Amateur of the Day….
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Milk in the Coffee…Milk in the Cereal
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Miley Cyrus Tits from Her Song….
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Bee Sex Commentary…
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Fitness Sluts
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Cheesy Naked Woman in Latex
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Bolt On Tits with Cheesy Tattoos of the Day
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2018

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old for Victoria’s Secret Show of the Day

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Finally – Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for VS…the fashion show…

I am glad to hear it…

I have been complaining about her leaving some work for the younger girls who deserve it. Stop milking what has already been milked! The cow is dried up even if the farmer is still happy with her fitness and ability to fuck.

She still gets half naked for herself and for free so she’s got that going for her…who needs Victoria secret fashion show stress when she can just cash in the fat checks to do their catalog and get the press for not doing it.

It’s all so dumb…she’s so old…we have seen her at her best…she’s fine for an old lady but we can leave her at that…

She will continue to be half naked all these old ladies do…i expect it to continue into her 50s cuz get that money and old chicks into VS still buy what she tells them to…

It’s a crazy world…..where the elderly get paid to get half naked and it’s not even for a legit fetish magazine…like 60 plus which probably isn’t still publishing but will hold a warm place in my heart thanks to granny getting the down payment on the trailer spreading grey haired labia….

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