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2024

18

Jan

Em Rata Still Has her Tits of the Day

I’m an original internet troll, I don’t really troll anymore because it’s not worth the effort, but the truth is, I was a troll before the internet. I just like fucking with people, but I typically find it harmless, even if it’s mean spirited….it’s the fucking internet, or a joke, get over yourself…if we can laugh at ourselves what can we laugh at….you serious fucks…

When Em Rata first hit the scene, I was one of the first sites to post her. I am definitely not taking credit for her success, this site has zero impact on anyone’s success. I am an anti-influencer, or have negative influence. I just knew what tits were about to hit before they hit and her tits were big enough to hit.

At the time, Em Rata was likely googling herself to see if her exposing herself was the right strategy and she went out of her way to tell me that she didn’t have great fake tits and that her lips were all natural…you know because someone who is about to go mainstream needs to waste their time on a waste of time site saying her tits are fake to clear things up…..which made me think “She’s for sure got fake tits”….

Anyway, all these years later, she’s still got that JOKER FACE, she’s basically a billionaire, I’m basically worse off than I was back then, because MEAN GUYS finish last, even though I’m not mean, it’s just jokes…but jokes no one wants to take to the top of the food chain with them…..she’s still got her tits..and she’s still using them the same way she’s always used them…

Which makes me wonder what would happen if she ever lost her tits in a horrible accident, or to cancer, or to an obsessed fan who is dark and wants to save them in his freezer not realizing he’ll end up in jail before he gets to use the chopped off tits for his weird titty fetish….

Would Em Rata Still Matter if she No Longer Had her Tits….because she seems to behave like she’s all tit and nothing else…even into her 30s and no matter how old you may be, that’s probably a pretty sad place to be….you know like a dude with a big dick that only gets all the pussy cuz of his dick, realizing how he’s been nothing but an object while getting all that pussy….I mean, maybe it’s not so bad being objectified by your objects you objectify….maybe the bullshit misogyny they are mad about is what makes them matter….Em Rata seems to play into it…TITS…

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2024

18

Jan

Bruna Schwartz is the Instagram Of The Day

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I am not getting paid by instagram influencers to profile them as if this was a marketing campaign that allows the instagram influencer to be featured on this coveted site along with actual celebrities….No one knows this site exists…except maybe you.

I am also not getting paid by you assholes to produce the galleries of internet nudity I posted for 3 fucking years…

I can’t even get you to buy a fucking FLESHLIGHT so that I Can get the 10 dollars from your new girlfriend….or sign up to the SUGAR DADDY DATING SITE, or the CAM SITE….you MOOCH FUCKS.

I’ll post what I want to and right now I want to post Bruna Schwartz…..translated to BROWN BLACK….this is BROWN BLACK…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

18

Jan

Salma Hayek’s Throwback Thursday of the Day

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Billionaire wife Salma Hayek posted a throwback Thursday of a nude shoot….

The Lebanese Mexican set of tits that changed the fucking Entertainment industry in part because her husband bought CAA the power agents who ran Hollywood, because that’s what you want out of your sugar daddy…you know, to have them own the industry you work in…but also because of her big tits and over the top Mexican accent that inspired the likes of Sofia Vergara to play up because clearly there is a fetish for it….titties and accents….

I don’t know what this shoot is from, but since I’m a fucking Dinosaur, it’s probably been posted here when it came out, but let’s upcycle or recycle content, that’s fucking trendy in this climate change economy….trendy like BIRIA….

I don’t know if this is before or after she fucked Robert Rodriguez for her breakout role, I don’t even know if she fucked Robert Rodriguez for that movie and my only real comment about this shoot, besides the feet for the feet fucks is that she’s all DULCE LECHE…and NO CHURRO…

So it’s hardly the kind of gaping nude I need…but it’s still an old bitch relieving her youth, recycling old pics like a fatty on a dating app and there’s something nice about that because it means they thought they were hotter then, no matter how hard they play empowered hot old lady….no one wants to be old…even if they are hotter than the other olds, cuz they still old.

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2024

18

Jan

Sam Cheyenne is the Instagram Of The Day

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When I think of Cheyenne, I think of Cowboy shit, probably because of the whole Wyoming thing…..

This is Sam Cheyenne, not quite the slutty country girl I’d want to see, even if it’s just a trend for girls to get in their Real Tree hunting gear, or Overalls because they found Country music in the last few months after realizing they’ve been lied to about country music all their lives…since it actually has a soul….and a story….

But she does a have a dog and a set of tits, so we’re on the right track, off the the fuckin’ races….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Good man saves a buck stuck in mud
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Emily Ratajkowski Puts Her Cleavage on Display!
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One of the funniest bikini fails ever
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Barbie Ferreira Big Time Cleavage and Nipple Pokies!
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30+ Cute And Attractive Girls
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Extreme Ironing: Weird Sport You Probably Never Knew About
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Tom Brady Continues His Romance With Model Irina Shayk!
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Tutorial on how to tie some really important knots
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27 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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WHAT LOVE CAN DO
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Maryam Iman Nude for Playboy!
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Amateur lets her boyfriend fuck her between her tits
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2024

17

Jan

Florence Pugh’s Manly Tits of the Day

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I guess Florence Pugh went to an event with her manly tits out.

I can’t imagine that being exciting to many, maybe her ex creepy Zach Braff will jerk off to this for old times, but for the rest of us, it’s a reminder why we don’t jerk off to celebrities anymore. It’s not the 90s.

I think you can see nipple, but if it’s a nipple on a man tit, does that even count? If anything it’s just something to target if it was to try to wrestle you in a back alley when trying to steal your wallet after a late at night of hard drinking….

When your name is PUGH, it’s hard not to think about gay sex where the PUGH smells come from the PUGH being used as LUBE….so I can’t tell if she’s got an erection in this pic….but since I just described gay sex, you probably do…..shameful.

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2024

17

Jan

Virginia Gardner’s Fat Tits of the Day

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There’s a movie that recently enough came out on Amazon called “Beautiful Disaster”. It stars one of the SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY twins, the one married to hot Hungarian Salami Slicer Barbara Palvin.

The movie is based on some self published young adult novel that hit the best sellers list and made the writer a billionaire in the process. It’s about a reformed poker player and her romance with a tattooed MMA fighter at the college she goes to…the reformed poker player is played by Virginia Gardner and she’s got big tits.

They fuck in the movie, but you don’t really get to see her big tits.

She has been in movies for a while, from Halloween to the Marvel’s Runaways series and through it all she’s probably had the big tits, but for some reason she doesn’t show the big tits off, she’s saving them for the right offer like a porn chick with her ANAL scene.

She’s recently married some dude in a band called The Struts….likely due to the tits…and even at 28, which is borderline expiration date for a chick…the big tits have a chance to keep going viral because based on recent celebrity, even in this woke era of nonsense, the big titty models seem to continue to thrive…in fact the tits are even bigger now than they were in previous generations of a-list celebrity…..

It’s good to know tits still matter.

Posted in:Virginia Gardner

2024

17

Jan

Lisa Rinna’s Hot Daughter is in Bikini of the Day

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Lisa Rinna is about 75 years old and she posts nudes as often as she can on instagram. She doesn’t even bother launching an OnlyFans like her other reality star friends, but not because she’s classier than they are, or less thirsty as they are, but because she’s lazier than they are.

So it’s not that surprising that her daughter with the face injections to match Rinna’s fake lip is on the same level of showing off her body, it’s a skill she either inherited or was trained to do at what we’ll assume was too young of an age, but it’s Hollywood people, age of consent works differently there if you’re rich enough.

Her name is Hey There Delilah, lovers and other strangers Delilah, and she’s on vacation with Lottie Moss where she’s showing off her body, and that’s worth a fucking post to me…because I’m a pervert into second generation high end sluts.

Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2024

17

Jan

Lottie Moss has a Meltdown for the Rebrand of the Day

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Lottie Moss is going viral for some crying video and not because people are perverts like me who jerk off to broken girls crying in video, but because her PR team is working hard to rebrand her.

Tears make good lube….Tears from regrets of being a whore also good lube…sadness even when calculated to push some agenda still comes across as sadness, or at least bratty whining, which is close enough to sadness…she’s just being real with ya’ll…right..

She’s the Kate Moss sister who came to the scene pretty hard thanks to being Kate Moss’ sister because Kate Moss is a fucking legend who can do no wrong, so clearly the average retard booker or marketing person would hop on the association.

She moved to LA ended up becoming a racy and vulgar onlyfans whore, I’m sure the money was amazing, but she left that brand friendly instagram life behind her….but who needs that when you’re making 1,000,000 dollars showing the world your asshole they only care about because genetically it’s 50 percent Kate Moss’s asshole…

So my theory is that part of the rebrand is cry on TikTok, make people feel you were confused, young, dumb, took the wrong road because you were sucked into the wrong crowd or some shit, even though the entire time she was pushing her OnlyFans she was loving it.

I guess you can only go so far with the whoring on OnlyFans and mainstream success is what people actually crave when they realize that sex work isn’t real work but low level clickbait that requires the selling of your soul that anyone can do if they have a cunt.

Anyway, we’re here to watch her rebrand knowing we’ve seen her cooter.

Posted in:Lottie Moss

2024

17

Jan

Alice Maria is the Instagram Of The Day

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I know that you all really fucking love my dive into the instagram girls.

I’ve actually got emails asking me to bring back the galleries of random internet slutty content producers….

WHERE ARE THE WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS….

WHERE ARE THE TITTY DROP THURSDAYS…

WHERE ARE THE ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAYS….

WHERE ARE THE NAKED NURSES YOU ANGRILY YELL ABOUT THE COVID LIE EVERY WEEK….

WHERE ARE THE MILKY TITS….THE WORKOUT GIRLS….THE TIGHT PANTS….THE FULL BACK PANTIES…the BRALESS GIRLS….the FISHNETS the On/Offs…..

How dare I take those away from you mooch fucks who don’t buy anything I am selling and expect me to spend 5 hours a day compiling pictures of nonsense for you…

But yeah, you all really hate the instagram posts, whether it’s body positive fat chicks who sell lingerie pics, or muppet faced photoshopped so hard they are AI…rocking their fake followers with confidence because if they don’t believe the lie why would you….

They are important people….they have fans….jerk off to them….