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2018

08

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Topless Photoshoot of the Day

When The Hills revival comes up, you get naked or topless in lingerie for as long as possible, cuz she’s a mom of three who still looks good, what else will she do…

Apparently she has her own hit show cuz ppl have no taste…but she’s more set up for the athlete she finally bagged…which I’m am sure wasn’t that hard…and I’m sure the husband isn’t her first athlete…

Point being she’s topless in her underwear doing that whole thing…alright.

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2018

08

Nov

Romee Strijd See Through of the Day

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Romee Strijd is a very skinny and amazing underwear model for the mall brand that is bombarding our fucking lives hyping up the lamest fucking fashion show that is really an infomercial, but that America, because it is trash, thinks is a fashion show, straight from the made in China sweatshop, stealing all your jobs, immigrants taking over never look so good, but she’s a legal contributor to your society, paying your taxes, barely working, living your dream life…skinny and amazing.

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2018

08

Nov

Old Models Getting Naked of the Day

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The mall brand is doing their infomercial tonight so they are aggressive on the publicity kick…and still releasing their self published book shot by one of their photographers…because why not hit us from every angle with their “angels”…

So here are a couple of their nudes, to go with all the paparazzi following the other girls around, doing whatever it is they are doing to hype the shit up…and it works and I think it’s lame but at least they have hot chicks in half nakedness to inspire other chicks to get half naked leading to the weirdness we are into today….

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2018

08

Nov

Lais Ribeiro Nudity of the Day

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I was sitting next to girls who were talking some shit about being a global citizen, we recognize diversity…which to me sounds pretty racist…because recognizing diversity would mean noticing we are all different like racists…not on an all one people the human people but they didn’t want to be called social justice, and decided to rebrand as just justice cuz social makes it sound bad now…people….are crazy…

Here is mom from Brazil cast by VS because they support single mothers harder than you do at the strip club cuz you’re broke….

Lais Ribeiro who had a second life after Teen pregnancy in Brazil as a top promo model for a mall brand…

Things are wild and here’s an ethnic stealing American jobs from American people in America….

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2018

08

Nov

Lourdes Leon Hairy Nipples of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is some Madonna child who looks like she may have a beard…some embrace your inner high testosterone and celebrate it with your facial hair. Don’t let the patriarchy alienate you or make you feel ugly and like you need to thread your lip to get ahead. Own your hairy. Body shaming – not around here it won’t. Be your natural self and live your best life…cuz you’re Madonna’s daughter and don’t have to work a day in your life due to richness….and pull out the tits cuz it is the trend and show the world the nipples…as we all know if it was us with Madonna money and bad parenting that throws money behind us…we’d be naked in the corner covered in feces due to drinking ourself near dead and paying an Asian lady to be our personal toilet. Richness.

Ultimately – she’s Madonna’s daughter and that alone is crazy.

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2018

08

Nov

Nina Dobrev Ass of the Day

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Nina Dobrev…the immigrant in not one by two countries…is stealing all the jobs from you locals…because unlike you locals, I’m talking to you fat people in Mississippi, she’s worth looking at in a bikini and not in a weird fetish, the bouncy castle 600 pound life fetish, that losers who fear their girls being able to walk from them, so they date a bitch who stays where they want them all day, in bed, cuz she needs a crane to get her out of bed, Nina has ass worth looking at…

Romanian Gypsy Sex Worker engrained in her soul. Her DNA but mainstream Hollywood…cuz she was on tv.

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

08

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Slutty Outfit of the Day

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If you are wondering what Aubrey O’Day has been up to since having sex with a married Trump Jr….

She’s been turning herself into a near 40 year old instagram THOT…because injections and fillers and proper lipo can give you the illusion of hot…

Some facetune, some straps, tape and harnesses, and you can have a second life in the cyberspace world of tits on stripper looking women…

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2018

08

Nov

AnnaLynne McCord at her Best of the Day

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From 90210 the next generation….to that’s about all she’s done but when she was doing that she was doing everything…

You need to support a girl who had a little bit of success, enough to get her paid and noticed, to go to every single event she was invited to, sometimes 6 events a day, to do the red carpet and get the paparazzi pics…knowing the show was amazing for her brand name…but not an amazing show that will last…

Now all these years later, her body still tight, her bikini selfie solid…it didn’t require much effort I’m sure…I’m really sure….but it happened…art when you’re just a basic fucking white girl with dreams of fame….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|SFW

2018

08

Nov

Chanel Iman and her Nipple of the Day

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Chanel Iman….has her tit out at an event because she’s an Ethnic model from the mean streets of Victoria’s Secret, who I don’t know whether she still works their fashion show, but who I am sure is still on payroll…like when you are salary with a company…who created you…you owe your lifeline to them as they are the only reason you exist….you owe it to them to get attention because to be them is to promote the mall brand subliminally….even Heidi Klein decades after her VS experience…with all she’s done on TV is still a living breathing VS at…

Like this one with her nip out..

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2018

08

Nov

Rena Riffel Voted of the Day

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Like Halloween the vote keeps getting talked about…

The star of such movies like Showgirls, Striptease and Mulholland Drive….voted..

Thanks you 49 year old slut….nice to see your irrelevance get to this point of desperate….

There is a movement that isn’t as offensive as young fat chicks…that involves old ladies being fun and almost hot – which goes against my core beliefs as a creepy pervert…that makes me question my entire existence as a man…and that makes me realize that I should come to terms with my prejudice and embrace the old chick old and enough to not fucking care and give it one last shot cuz it ain’t her first rodeo cowboy and with experience comes looser skin, saggier all around, but a more well rounded and wise person…

Old ladies can do topless vote sticker pics too…and this lady voted a dozen times on some voter fraud tits…