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2018

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Canadian Thanksgiving…

So I was busy stuffing the turkey, and by stuffing the turkey I mean getting as drunk as possible on whatever alcohol I can find and trying to convince my wife to let me fist her to keep our marriage fresh and exciitng….it doesn’t involve stuffing an actual Turkey, we’re too poor for that…and who has the time to cook a fucking Turkey, when you can just feed the bitch some McDonalds…right…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is how incredible a human I am for updating the site every day of the year, so long as it’s a weekday, Christmas included, like someone who doesn’t take a vacation…or a Jewish person….or both….because I am so committed and devoted to the site…

I know, it’s incredible work that I do, how can one man type so much about nothing so many times, and the simple answer is that it is a terrible addiction and I have nothing better to do than talk to myself on here.

You see, my wife won’t let me try to fist her, not even when giving thanks on Thanksgiving, not even knowing that she’s near death, not even knowing that her pussy is huge…real huge that my penis never touched the pussy walls….and that’s the real tragedy in this world…..or my world…since I don’t pay attention to the actual world…is it narcissism or apathy…probably neither…just laziness really..

But Not Too Lazy for StepLINKS of the Day brother.

Dakota Johnson is Not Pregnant with Chris Martin’s baby
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Claudia Romani’s Old Lady Ass in a Thong
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Billy Bush Wants People to Stop Destroying People who Laugh at Trump’s Pussy Jokes..
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Fight Turns into a Shooting at Gas Station
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Tits on the Runway
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Lena dunham’s Fat Ass is Still Getting Positive Feedback by Faggot
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Mel B and Her Big Cameltoe
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Olivia Wilde and the Lamest Nip Slip Ever
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Cyclist VS Guy with a knife
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Teens Beat an Arcade Game
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Insane Clown Posse Drop Kicking Fred Durst
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New Haircut Alert..LOL
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Crazy Falafel Skills
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Hiker Films Avalanche
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A Few “Pretty Girls” According to this Guy
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Ben Afleck and the Whore Went to Montana
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Bieber’s Love of Jesus…
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A Gallery of a Lot of Booty
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The Black Beast’s Post Fight Interview
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Some McGregor Team Brawl After Fight
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The Self Destructing Artwork is Pretty Funny
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Rita Ora Big Tits in a Sweater
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Christina Aguilera is a Fucking Tank
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Amber Rose Tits at her Slut Walk….
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Shauna Sexton in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham’s Insane Outfit
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Madonna at Some Event…
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Naked Celebs…
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Madison Beer in Slutty Shorts of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sarah Drew at Some Rape Foundation
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Lily Rose Depp Tits
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Lily Rose Depp in Tight Pants..
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Jamie Chung in Some Outfit
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Laetitia Casta Lives and Has her Tits Out…
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Nicole Richie – Old Slut
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Molly Sims at an Event…
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Madison Iseman Legs…
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Meg Donnelly
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Christina Hendricks Big Tits of the Day
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Courtney Cox’s Halloween Zombie of the Day
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Emma Dumont Tits of the Day
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Deborah Ann Woll at Comic Con
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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My Random Tumblr Porn Collection of the Day
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Very Hot Amateur
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Naked Girls on Computers
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Huge Boobs Under a Tee
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Huge Natual Sloppy Tits Get Titty Dropped
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Mom Goals
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Biggest Longest Pussy Lips
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Cam Girl Fucks Came Controller
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The Sluttiest Pics of January Jones and her Nipples
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Hot Skinny Girls
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The Definition of FUN BAGS
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Blonde Whore has Stupidly Huge Tits
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Just the Butthole Olympics…
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Caitlin McSwain Naked
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Thank God this Alannis Pussy is not Alannis Morisette’s Pussy
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Miluniel Louis Naked in the Desert
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Fata Has Fata Tits
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Jeanette is some Old Busy Hag with a Dumb Dildo
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Hot Naked Black Chicks
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Shaking Orgasm Compilation
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Summer in Russia Ulyana….
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2018

08

Oct

Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted up the most aggressive pics of her career, you can see her stomach bush, or maybe that’s her scar from her Kidney Transplants…either way

I have watched the evolution of Sarah Hyland on social media…..and if you’ve been doing this pervert dude watching young sluts slowly transition to slut…for as long as I have…you’ll know this was bound to happen….they all work up to this slowly…

She’s the creepy weird underage looking, genetically deformed girl from Modern Family, who despite being in her 20s looks 12 and underdeveloped…

That doesn’t change her from being like every other girl, slowly getting the confidence to post her pussy out in a yellow bikini bottom…something she thinks looks hot and wants that feedback on…from her fans…and thanks to women running social media…they all encourage each other to keep up the good work…in a don’t give a fuck…feminism…so that you can’t slut shame her..even though you can slut shame everyone…by why bother when you can just look at her and try to figure out if you’re into it or not…

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2018

08

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving and I give thanks for girls like Sophie Mudd and her massive fat natural tits that have a million followers on social media because of her massive fat tits on her small frame that look like some kind of birth defect, but unlike the birth defects you typically have sex with, you know the amputees and port wine stains and hermaphrodite genitals…is an amazing birth defect…the kind you can jerk off to..and I guess stare at and follow on social media so that we can see her half naked on her knees like an amateur porn scene….because all these people are amateur pornographers…it is how they self promote.

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2018

08

Oct

Farrah Abraham Nipple Slip of the Day

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Farrah Abraham had her tits out because what the fuck else is she going to do with those big tits and porn career….

Wear a classy pantsuit with nothing underneath…and bring your bolt on tits for the people who care…and the people do care…somewhere because she still exists…

I mean I can’t believe she’s not out there with her asshole out…Maybe she is in the other pics I am too lazy to look at…But I do appreciate seeing a whore be a whore….but you can see if you CLICK HERE

A slutty teen, who got knocked up from being a slutty teen, and who kept the pregnancy like a stupid teen, the kind of girl you’d hate to have fucked, only to be celebrated by American entertainment industry to become a famous slutty teen….thanks American people for your high level taste…that turned to weird porno, which I guess made me a lot of money when I posted up her squirt clips from their sex tapes….making her a business partner of mine without her even knowing it…so I didn’t get to go to the company Xmas party all those years ago….but I do get to look at this and wonder what the fuck it is.

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2018

08

Oct

Halsey Interracial Bikini of the Day

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It doesn’t fucking end with this Halsey chick who has decided that she’s hot or is trying to get as much attention for being half naked….and who also decided she’s black cuz she has a black dad…but who doesn’t look black or understand the black plight as a minority against the white man trying to make it in America…but who pretends she does because it’s good to angle things however you can…you know talk about being raped to fit in, being black to fit in, #metoo and #blacklives matter in one bikini whore….

All without realizing she’s some party slut from the VIP room in a club who fucked or sucked off some EDM producer, as that is where the market is at now, and these EDM dudes are cashing in playing other people’s music…the nerdy rockstar with no talent but a good hustle…who like to impress girls cuz they couldn’t get them when they were not rich EDM djs…and let them sing on their songs when these sluts push hard enough….

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2018

08

Oct

Madison Beer Jean Shorts of the Day

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Perverts everywhere are fucking LOVING Madison Beer…and if you’re here, you’re a fucking pervert, and that offends me….in this world where you can’t be a man, you shouldn’t be a man, no flirting with women, no talking to women, because you’ll be seen as pervert rapist.

Madison Beer is a youtube created pop star, that was found on Youtube by some pervert into busty young girls singing cover songs, has been out there seeking attention, the way her mother trained her to be…when they started the Youtube lie..

She is always strategically near the paparazzi to get the tabloids to write about her, in a Do-it-Yourself hustle to get noticed….with hardly enough sex tapes…like where are the fucking sex tapes…are sex tapes a thing of a past? That is the sad thing about everyone being an exhibitionist slut…they don’t even bother putting the anal scenes online, they just do well enough riding out the cleavage and short shorts….it is weird that in a world where everything is out there, and everyone is shameless, especially this youtube money, I’m wanting more…..get fucked in video already. What the fuck

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2018

08

Oct

Mel B and her Cameltoe of the Day

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Mel B, scary spice, the Spice Girl with the hard nipples in their first video I used to jerk off to – back when the internet was new, that’s how old this bitch is, and you couldn’t access porn freely to jerk off to normal things like porn, and had to be creative and jerk off to hard nipples…

Whatever…

What I am getting at is that she wore a pretty ambitious outfit for a known sex addict….you know a cat suit thing, that obviously exposed and hugged her pussy hard enough for you to see how hard it’s been banged out by the multiple kids with multiple dads, and I guess all the guys and girls who have inserted various things in her sloppy slop hole…

You know…because maybe showing the world her pussy without showing her pussy, is her new sex addiction fetish…

I am just bummed that I can’t see the wet spot.

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2018

08

Oct

Marisa Papen Naked Motocross Erotica of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some instagram whore who has positioned herself as some kind of artist because I guess getting naked on the internet works better if you position yourself as some kind of activist, when you’re really just some kind of exhibitionist…you know a stripper who doesn’t use the pole, but instead using the creepy instagram photographer to take nude pics for her so she get get her nakedness out there.

A martyr who has had multiple instagram accounts deleted….who got naked before Instagram allowed nudity….and the point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, because a set of tits with a will to get naked, will get naked, and here she is riding a motorcross with what I assume is one of the guys she fucks…

There is a fetish in this somewhere….for you white trash motocross weirdos who like tits.

Here she is naked for a titty magazine…good bush….

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2018

08

Oct

Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Indian Vogue of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses

Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed…

If you read the site, you’ll know that last year around this time, she did some speech I was unfortunately exposed to, where she discussed how a magazine called LUI, that was a porn mag, repurposed as a men’s magazine….that posted models naked…printed her nude pics…that she signed off on…despite her asking them not to…

So that’s that….a nude model, who has a billionaire boyfriend, all because of getting nude, complaining about being nude…I find it pretty obnoxious….but here she is slutty out in various capacities…

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2018

08

Oct

Poppy Delevingne Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is not hot….and either is her sister Poppy, who unlike heroin, or really any opiates that are derived from the Poppy, is hardly addictive…

I don’t really know what scam these rich girls did, mainly her sister, to be seen as someting relevant and celebrated. I mean there was a time that Cara Delevingne was everywhere…consistently everywhere…which I guess is what it takes to be someone these days…

I had a theory that their rich mom bought all their Chanel clothes directly from the source, and that alone was enough reason for them to give her daughter’s a job, you know company loyalty…

But maybe it’s just that the world has no taste and the silly, loud, lesbian being out there at the right parties is enough…

I know Cara still gets work, makes lots of money, and is even in movies as an actress, which is further proof it doesn’t require any talent to do, just rich friends in the right places….and a tongue that skillfully licks experimental clit.

Not that Poppy is Cara but what’s the fucking difference…they are all UK brats making it in the world…and like America overthrew the Queen, you’d think they wouldn’t bother with this shit.

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