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2024

14

Aug

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

I don’t know why celebrities all have places in MUSKOKA, Canada, but it would make it pretty easy to stalk them if you happen to be in Canada…those lakes aren’t all that big.

Years ago, Kate Hudson and her family had a place out there, now Cindy Crawford and Lisa Rinna have a place out there, so their kids all whore out on the boats in their bikinis….and when girls whore out in boats in bikinis, you best take a fucking selfies or if you’re really rich, high end, and packaged as a model because your mother whored hard for you to be seen as a model, you do a photoshoot.

Delilah Hamlin, hot bodied and hot enough to want to SCOTT DISICK her, looks more KARDASHIAN muppet-faced, probably at her mom’s bootleg bottom feeding instruction, so her own face fits into the family portrait….is being treated like an actual fashion model, in teh fashion world, which if you didn’t know, is really just bottom feeding clout chasing influencer chasing…and not a prestigious things….

That’s what happens when you allow groupie losers into your closed exclusive community, they ruin it for likes, follows, direct to consumer sales like they’re the Home Shopping Channel…instead of something elite…

Delilah is one of their star product pushing AVON ladies they say is a model to keep her pushing product like an AVON Lady…

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2024

14

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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There is an attack on our nation, or at least on our hot fit skinny bitches by our nation and the enemy is within our WALLS….and that’s FAT CHICKS…

There was a time when the FAT CHICK was only a pain in the ass when you were married to her and she didn’t start out a fat chick….or you gave in and settled for a fat chick because you fucking hate yourself and have no shame or self respect…giving her this confidence boost to ruin your life as she takes on the ATTITUDE of a hot chick cuz she’s land the man…

There was a time when the FAT CHICCK was a pain in the ass at the bar or the club when you were trying to talk to the hot chick. We called them the FAT MANAGER and we’d always get the friend who would fuck anything to jump on the grenade to distract the fat chick while you moved in on the hot chick she was trying to cockblock you from cocking…

Then hook up culture happened and the fucking a fat chick went from being drunk at 3 am and giving the fatty something to make her feel validated until never calling her back and destroying that moment of normal chick HIGH…and turned fucking a fat chick into a normal thing, so fat chicks were able to get decent looking dudes multiple times a day because we’re horny.

They interpreted that as being hot, carrying that attitude and new found confidence to the internet, where they gamed the media into listening to them and their fatness, normalizing fat and unhealthy habits, luring girls who were on the fence on being fat, into being fat since it’s easier and gets rewarded…while hot chicks suffer..

But there are a group of women out there who are vain, who care about health, who believe in fitness, who are athletes, and who want to be hot in their bikinis….hopefully more than we know….just fighting the propaganda they are being fed because they know skinny and fit is hot and they’ll die on that hill for it…no matter how many greasy hands reach for their toned legs to pull them into the fat and demonic hell…

Fitness should be standard and obvious, but if it’s being defiant or rebelling, going against the grain, fighting the good fight, being revolutionaries, let’s hope their movement gets more momentum…

Here are some fit chicks or chicks trying to be fit….because it’s hot…and important…

MAKE FITNESS CHICKS GREAT AGAIN…

MAKE FAT CHICKS DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AGAIN….

We have that collective power.

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2024

14

Aug

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

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I know that most of you jerk off to chicks named Michael because they are all you can really get and you’re a bunch of fags…

But apparently, not all chicks named Michael have cocks bigger than your own….to fuck you up the ass with….

Because this chick named Michael is hardly as masculine as you’d expect from someone named Michael wearing a bikini…which in your case is usually just a shaved down dude in a wig with make-up on…I mean you can’t get actual chicks and you can’t get the trannies that look like instagram chick muppets…so you take what you can get…pre-tit implants and hormone therapy…but at least you try.

Here’s Michael…..less gay than other chicks named Michael since she’s hot.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

14

Aug

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

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Heidi Klum was on some summer vacation in some tropical setting where she got to hang out topless and in thong with her husband she apparently fucks all the time because she’s one of those horny chicks who has one of those tingly cunts that just never gets satisfied no matter how raw they make it…..a cunt that’s been pretty much a gift in getting her where she needed to go.

She’s old as shit at this point, so the sex appeal has rotted a bit, but the whoring has substantially increased exponentially, the more she rots the more she produces smut….from asshole behind thong bikini her ass is too old and saggy to support…to topless pics her old lady belly hangs out of….all because she doesn’t care, it gets her off….which works for us, because it gets some of you off.

I thought Leni was going to swap her out, but Leni’s not delivering so we’re stuck with this expired version.

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2024

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like staring at women with herd nipples in tight shirts….or women in leggings with their pussies being hugged all wide eyed like a kid on Christmas morning and my tongue out like michael Jordan in concentration…before asking them if they are soliciting sex…

The street walker walking the blade and the hot mom waiting for her husband outside the grocery store or waiting for her Uber or unlocking her bike or walking to the park with her dog or playing tennis, frisbee, doing yoga, tanning, sitting, having a fucking picnic with her boyfriend,fighting with her boyfriend….in all settings…and possible scenarios….are basically the same to this pervert creep.

And if I can’t actually say it to them I want them to know I am thinkin it because I am one of those to this pervert creeps….I blame my toxic male gaze…

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2024

13

Aug

Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

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Eva Longoria is old as shit, so it’s safe to assume that her ass is a product of a cosmetic procedure she can easily afford because she’s rich as shit..

I don’t like Eva Longoria, she seems like a self hating Mexican who exploits the culture when it is convenient for her personal gain, but she is internationally famous for whatever reason and because of that she’s retarded rich, despite being totally unimpressive.

There was a time when she was in her 30s and was into fitness where she’d walk around with her ass out and you’d think, fine…she’s worth looking at…

She’s about 40 pounds heavier and her ass is rounder than it was back then, which makes me think that granny is on the rich lady program of jacking up her body.

I want to make it clear that I am not hyping her ass up, it looks like it’s fake, from a cartoon, not a good thing…I’ve seen strippers with this kind of thing, fat chicks who get their belly fat sucked out to make this kind of thing…it’s always pretty disturbing.

But people are conditioned to like this kind of thing, so it strategically makes sense for chunky Eva Longoria to Ozempic, fake ass her way into a few bonus jerks from a loyal fanbase who has been jerking to her forever…

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2024

13

Aug

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

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Ashley Benson was once a lesbian with some famous lesbian who she did lesbian thing with because lesbianism is trendy….

She was clearly in a lull and looked dumpy as shit at the time, probably from the lack of cock and the whole being forced to deal with a woman’s bullshit, because women come with bullshit that men put up with to come….but other women putting up with bullshit when they want to be the one bringing the bullshit is just a silly dymanic…

I never buy into lesbians because they’ve conditioned themselves to be lesbians, their bodies want to breed and crave cock no matter how much they hate it…

Ashley Benson proved that pussy eating was an activity, something to do when she was in between acting jobs and snacking….but cock was what she needed…billionaire cock in the form of Brandon Davis…

Anyway, she’s since bred the billionaire, she’s probably on Ozempic now that she’s a chick who fucks dudes rather than fists models, unless they fist models as part of their freakish rich person sex…..

They are in ST TROPEZ being fancy in France with Emma Roberts who is recently engaged and probably pregnant based on that round uterus looking body….unless she’s just enjoying the french food too much….but I’m going with pregnant…

Roberts in the one piece being fat and pregnant, Benson in a thong bikini being weird-assed with one of those asses that turns into back and no longer pregnant but less fat than she was as a miserable dyke, so it’s a win….

Aren’t you the lucky one who gets to experience two young TV stars get middled aged…..

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2024

13

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is a pretty boring rich kid with a dumb fucking name from the UK who has been trying to make it in America for a long time and she has made it in America, I mean she’s probably made it in a lot of places, while making it with a lot of high profile rich dudes who can elevate her career.

She was most notably with Brad Coopper when she was young because dude’s a fag and needed a beard….he ended up dumping her for Irina Shayk who he bred, leaving poor rich Suki to fend for herself with what I assume would be an allowance that helps pay her bills because all these rich dudes get rid of their whores with a cash settlement…

Since she was in the scene, with a movie or two up inside her like Brad Cooper, she landed her pussy on Robert Pattison from TWILIGHT, you take what you can get, and she’s since bred him and has kids with him…

Now, she’s out here trying to get herself to that famous actress she wants to be, she’s done all this fucking some to fruition, so the hope is that it benefits that career…

She’s out in a tennis skirt that got blown up by the wind, because the wind blowing up skirts is an act of god that has consistently made me feel like I’ve experienced a miracle, whether there’s a visible thong or full back or no panties at all…the wind-induced upskirt is a miracle I appreciate….

That’s really the only reason I’m posting this, since her ass is pretty fucking sad looking….but the ACT OF GOD flashing us her ass, possibly intentionally and staged by her, she’ll do anything for attention, even breed…

I’ll still buy into it, because I want to believe.

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2024

13

Aug

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

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Em Rata is one of those self fulfilling prophecies…I am a retard where I don’t really know what a self fulfilling prophecy is but it sounds like someone who believed their own hype after becoming a meme on instagram in the early days of instagram because she had some rockin’ tits…

Now, a decade later she has to continue her maintenance of that instagram celebrity since she’s got all those followers from being the queen of Instagram for a white due to the tits…

So she has a commitment to her fans to make her instagram face look as instagram as possible, which in person is pretty retarded looking, clown-like, muppet faced because she’s gone too extreme…

It is one of those see how far she can go to be as close to the instagram filters she uses so that when she does book jobs or call the paparazzi to take pics of her walking the dog….she looks like she does on instagram..

This face is fucking silly, whether her perky probably fake but she denies are fake tits and their puffy nips in a tank top excite you, that face is fucking rough around the edges and cartoon-like, which may also excite you.

Here it is.

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2024

13

Aug

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

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Halle Berry lives and is apparently seeking as much attention as possible…

She went to an event in a lingerie outfit that doesn’t seem to have any underwear on under said lingerie outfit….

From the ass angle, you can see she’s got a giant shit stain or tattoo on her ass, which is always exciting when looking at a whore, you know so you know that she’s trash….unless it’s some mixed race skin condition like Michael Jackson had, which is always possible….either way, disgusting…

From the front angle, she’s got her legs crossed because she’s a modest whore and doesn’t want you all to see her baby making clit poking out of the outfit thanks to being horny from having everyone stare at her half naked in her lingerie dress…

It is possible she’s taped the cunt up, also exciting I’m sure, or that she’s got some near invisble g-string or pussy cover….but we like to pretend she’s free-balling it…

Then there’s the tits, the Halle Berry tits that weren’t always 100 years old, which seem to have visible nipple through the mesh outift or it could be a rash….either way for the Halle Berry fans, which is primarily white dudes into white chicks with a tan who pretend they are black and throw on that Ebonics twang when cosplaying as a black person for a role that wins them an Oscar…

So here she is…

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