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2018

Sep

Zelda Williams Dykes it Down with Danielle Campbell of the Day

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I once mad a deal with Zelda Williams that I wouldn’t post her on my site anymore, she cried some shit about how people in her high school teased her because I broke some story that she was a lesbian before she knew she was a lesbian, you know some basic cyber bully tactics I once utilized…because I believe in Bullying…and calling people out…

I actually deleted the archive content for her, SOMETHING I NEVER DO…but if someone cries enough about it, I’m not all evil, I’m actually very nice and considerate…..

But that was years ago, times have changed, she’s grown up, she’s got her Robin Williams money, and she can focus on her writing, tweeting and acting she always wanted to have going for her…and she can also own being a lesbian, or bi sexual, who cares what she fucks….this is a genderless world where all sex is good sex….

More importantly she’s on a show, or movie, putting her face in some chick’s pussy…which is obviously something I am going to post, to help her promote her own voice in the industry, because she’s more than just a brilliant comedians daughter, she’s her own person, her own activist and should be promoted as her own….so long as shes making movies with her face up in pussies…

It’s a good time for all the Zelda Williams fans…you can’t put this out there and not have me post it!

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2018

Sep

Phoebe Price Titty Bounce Video of the Day

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It was Phoebe Price’s birthday, which should be a national holiday, it should be celebrated by the masses, with fireworks and jerking off, maybe even a time honored tradition of having sex with a doll with big tits, to feel as close to the source of all that is great in the world…like Phoebe Price…

It’s too bad that her birthday was overshadowed by ridiculous smoke and mirrors praying/preying on the American people and distracted them with noise to do other sneaky things behind their back….politics….

But that doesn’t mean her big amazing tits didn’t bounce their way through town having a good time…or that she’s not willing to let us in on her bouncy tits having a good time…because one thing about Phoebe that we all know is that she’s all about sharing her life and good times with us…it’s actually what she’s all about…Nothing but love for that…and these epic ageless tits.

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2018

Sep

Alyson Stoner Bikini Booty of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is 25 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 25 year old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….

More creepily, she was in Missy Elliott videos…you perverts….and now she’s giving you what you’ve wanted her to give you all along…bikini pics of her dance ass to jerk off to because you can…it’s your right…why else would she be posting bikini pics if not to make you jerk off..

Oh right, to show you her living her best life, obviously nothing sexual…

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2018

Sep

Paz De La Huerta a Naked Icon for Instagram of the Day

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Paz De La Huerta is probably the most important person you don’t care about, and don’t remember, because the only job she’s ever done was the tits on Boardwalk Empire, but that was a pretty good show, Atlantic City during Prohibition, brilliant era, and back then, not every show had good tits on them, it was really just a handful of shows that featured tits, and if you had no internet but a suscripition to HBO on your cable plan, you were jerking off to said tits…with storylines and Steve Buscemi….something some could consider better than porn…due to weird Buscemi fetishes…

Paz De La Huerta has taken a liking to posting her nudes on social media, because nude is kind of her thing, and when a woman, even old and battered realizes she can get attention by posting nude selfies on the internet and starts doing that…I feel like the stars have aligned and things are right where they need to be.

Paz De La Huerta Nude Big Tits Nipples Laying

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2018

Sep

Sara Sampaio See Through Shirt of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses…all that the social media platforms encourage and promote because it makes their softcore porn and clickbait that people are into, since we are all perverts seem more acceptable to the shareholders investing into the public traded platform they are excited about investing in because of all the eyeballs and revenue opportunities…without seeing it as the porn site it really is.

Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed….even if you’ve publicly complained about your nipples being published in a magazine you singed off on….saying it was sexual assault…all these whores…nutty like the professor.

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2018

Sep

Lily Collins Spreads Her Legs for Fashion of the Day

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I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because her dad is Phil Collins, but it does increase her stock price a little bit, knowing she’s got all kinds of daddy issues and mental problems as all that shit is relative and all that shit is specific to the person’s life, so the person who has everything and has always had everything, will not know they have everything, and really money or a famous dad doesn’t make for a better life to begin with, but it does buy nice things if you’re the dude who is smart enough to K-FED her..

I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because of her acting career that stems from being Phil Collin’s daughter, you know that dude’s got connections…

I am a fan of Lily Collins…because she’s skinny and I guess showing her dick in this photoshoot.

GO! Dick! Flashes!

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2018

Sep

Fat Girl Hard Nipples for Baked Goods Ariel Winter of the Day

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Ariel Winter is an emotional eater, you can tell by how many times she’s had her breasts reduced, yet they are still big, it’s from diet …She’s also constantly exercising, at least on social media, which means she’s always exercising, since social media isn’t a lie or fabrication or manipulation of what is actually going on, which in Ariel Winter’s case is chronic eating….

I figure she’s disgusting because she’s been sold off to the media at a young age, celebrated, and doesn’t realize how gross she is, especially in her low level instagramming, thanks to all that positive feedback, but we all know eventually all these people break and crack….

Child Stars are all fucking broken…so it may or may not be genetics, it may just be bad habits, that I guesa she’s learning to accept her psychological issues with the content she’s been putting up…food. The key to obesity and I guess this whole body positivity movement that comes with emotional eating.

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2018

Sep

Instagram Looking Girls Doing Sexy Things of the Day

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I don’t know who these girls are, I just know they look like every other girl on the instagram, in their bra with their tits out, doing whatever it is they do, in sexualized photoshoots, that I get in trouble for sexualizing, contributing to with my commentary, addressing that I may be jerking off to the pics unsolicited, but when the content is handed to me, does it need to be solicited…I am a pervert and I grab tits whenever I get the opportunity, even if it’s via my cracked phone screen on social media…

I don’t know what these girls are up to, it looks like a predator photoshoot.

I just know it’s fucking disgusting…or hilarious…or disgusting and hilarious..the kind of video to send all your friends…and say “Wait for It”..

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2018

Sep

Old Man Getting a Handjob by the Pool and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man Having Sex with Blow Up Doll on Side of Highway

Apparently this is a Backyard Masturbator

Thai Hookers Beat Dude who Sexually Assaulted Them

Bridge Stunt Fail

How to Stop a Fight

Cops VS Murder Suspect

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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw a black guy at the bank yelling at the bankers about unfreezing his money.

Clearly he was a Nigerian Prince….and things weren’t working out for him and he needed your 100k to get access to his millions…clearly…right…

I know you’re all worried about your Superior Court Judge being wrongfully accused by a woman because women lie even when they don’t have any reason to because of their periods or some shit and/or your Superior Court Judge getting in after committing these acts that are highly fucking likely, but that he’ll deny til he dies, I mean he even swore on the Forgiving Jesus which means he’s telling the truth ya’ll….while I would just want a Superior Court Judge who hasn’t been accused of anything..true or not…the fact he’s in this means he’s a pretty garbage white rich fuck..stop defending judges and cops they don’t defend you….they get bonuses for putting you away.

He’ll obviously get in, because old rich white fucks are perverts and are only interested in having the Superior Court Judge owing them….

I’m more worried about big tits in small bras….and the Nigerian Prince I came in contact with, I never meet famous people, or important people…so it’s exciting to me.

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