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Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2018

Oct

Ariel Winter Big TItty Erotica of the Day

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The word on the street is that Ariel Winter has lost a bunch of weight, because her contract relies on it, as they are offing one of the cast members of Modern Family, and she doesn’t want it to be her, you know the martyr for childhood obesity, having a massive stoke at the age of 22, because she goes out partying one night and her already strained blood vessels can’t take anymore….

So she’s decided to stop being an emotional eater, with an unhealthy relationship with food, and look in the mirror, at those tit reduction scars and say to herself that she got a tit reduction for a reason, and that reason wasn’t to have her massive tits grow back, despite having a better shape, no longer quite as sloppy, something young girls shouldn’t have to deal with, unless they are obese….

She still looks fat to me….and so do her tits…so we haven’t lost her to Hollywood wanting skinny girls yet…

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2018

Oct

Ciara Hard Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Ciara is the born again virgin who has a baby with Future, but who is now with some Football player who she refused to fuck while they were dating, because I guess she was trying to get her vagina to tighten up after having a baby with future and I guess having a career being banged out by producers to get her where she is to day.

I think she’s best known for her song Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but most people like her work in TLC, pre Lisa Left Eye Lopez’s premature death…

Well now she’s doing something even more substantial…hanging out with hard nipples in magazines that teach girls how to anal fuck, but that also feature morbidly obese women and celebrate their strength and courage to sit on fold out chairs at picnics…I’m talking to you Ashley Graham…so inspiring…where’s the cake.

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2018

Oct

Dynastyloveyou is Your New Instagram Crush of the Day

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Dynastyloveyouis a 21 year old babe…

She’s an instagram influencer that not enough big brands are working with – despite her being a fucking legend in this era of inclusion.

She’s the Kylie Jenner, if Kylie jenner was a deformed crackbaby with some kind of retardation…

She’s hood, and producing all kinds of the same content as all the other sluts out there…you don’t need to be able bodied to pull off their hustle….if anything this is one of those “you’re not that great, a retard could do your job” situations…

Not that I see handicapped people, I see handicapable people. I see talent and hard work and drive that able bodied people don’t have because their lives are so simple and basic…

I also see a fetish…a very weird fucking fetish….so take it in…Dynasty is the future.

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2018

Oct

Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day

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Try to explain Heidi Klum to me in a way that doesn’t go back to Nazi Germany doing research using humans experimentation with various medications….and systems…from the creation of Asprin…to studies in sterilization and Eugenics…

Because other than fitness, diet and botox, Heidi Klum looking this good has got to be on a genetics level…

One that was crafted back in 1940, using her grandparents as the breeders….

Hitler called it Racial Hygiene, because unlike me, he didn’t believe that there is no color, gender, race, or differences amongst us, as we are all one race..the human race…

He believed in getting rid of what he considered disgusting shit, and focusing on breeding the good…

It’s something horse and dog breeders have been doing forever, which is why you have all those cute dogs running around….why not apply it to humans…

Based on my experience, some of the hottest girls have troll looking parents, so maybe it’s not scientifically accurate…but if you look at slavery trade of AMERICA…where that logically only the strong slaves would survive the abuse they endured…their children would be stronger then them, and eventually capable of overthrowing slavery….

I guess Heidi Klum is the human version of that, but then again she’s rich, botox exists, it could be anything….

It is amazing that at such an old age, we all still want to fuck her. That defies everything I’ve ever known about female sex appeal dying off on their 30th birthday…

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2018

Oct

Isabeli Fontana Nipples of the Day

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I wrote about Isabeli Fontana last week, what the fuck do you expect me to say about her this week, that will any different than what I said last week….

Her nipples are brought out to a fashion event, because nipples are in right now, they are fashionable and I guess they always were.. I have vivid memories of watching / jerking off to a Canadian show called Fashion Television that would air runway shows back in the 90s…featuring nipples…so it’s nothing new…but I guess it’s more mainstream than ever…

It is something that Isabeli Fontana has been involved in for a long time, she’s old…you know pulling out her tits…

The story I wrote about last week, which is more interesting that talking about what she’s wearing right here and now at this fashion event, is that she was a 13 year old model, that’s fucking perverted.

More perverted, she was hired to do Victoria’s Secret at 16…

Meaning tons of men, millions of men, I don’t know the circulation they had when she was 16, but it was all catalog based at the time, no retail stores and massive in size….something that every dude that got access to the catalog jerked off to….her…at 16….

Pretty fucking criminal, don’t hire that catalog to be Superior Court Judge…it was 20 years ago or more, but still crazy that no one got arrested for it. Not the brand, not the photographer…kinda like the Opiate crisis…arrest the black dime back weed vendor, but let the big pharma actually killing people off with their mass production of drugs walk…only the underage naked girl version…

She’s not underage anymore…but her nipples survived the trauma of being paid a lot of money at a young age to produce content men jerked off to.

She is a survivor.

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2018

Oct

Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Wilde ….naming herself WILDE after Oscar Wilde, because she’s pretentious like that…get a fucking grip….that’s ridiculous.

She said it was a tribute to writers in her family, which is a load of shit, it’s because her name is COCKBURN…

I can’t help but call her Olivia Cockburn, her actual birth name, which is probably the worst last name anyone can have, especially a hot chick with a dream of being famous…because it makes me laugh every time….

I definitely understand why she gave herself a stripper name, or what she calls a Nom de Plume, because anyone who’s stripper name is inspired by Oscar Wilde is obnoxious like that….

When named Cockburn, you are given no choice but to venture out there and name your damn self…plus growing up a COCKBURN must have been a traumatic experience…some Dr Ford level sexual assault every time she got introduced, or during roll call or wahtever…humilating…

But then she realized she was rich, connected, her family socialites in Washington DC, and hot enough to make it as an actor…which I guess is what she did…

So now all these years later, she can walk around, with her hard nipples for the paparazzi…with confidence that she’s managed to rebrand herself…and no one even bothers remember her as the COCK BURN she once was….

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2018

Oct

Courtney Stodden Big Wet Tits of the Day

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If you read this site, you will know that my biggest regret in my life as a blogger was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party by her PR person….

It was back when she was the child bride to some actor no one ever heard of. Before she was in every single tabloid for being the child bride. Before they gave her a reality show because they were starved of ideas and thought she mattered. Before she got the silly fake tits to live out her sex worker dreams. Before she released a sex tape…

It was a perfect time for me to swoop in and declare my love for her, only to be laughed out of the room, maybe asked to leave in my Three Musketeer costume, because i was making her uncomfortable after catching me licking her bedroom toilet seat or stealing her panties…

Where as now, she gives off the vibe that I could pay her a few hundred dollars to play with her tits for an hour…kind of the place you want people who think they mattered to be…you know it is alway more fun / depressing to play with tits for money on a girl on her way down from the top, than on her way up to the top…because you have a better reference point…and story.

I’d want to be the “I paid Courtney Stodden from the internet 500 dollars to play with her tits”…you know after the glory….it is a great story with so much sadness….

Rather than the “I paid some whore 100 dollars to grab her tits before she turned out to become Anna Kendrick”….because no one will believe you…even though you all know there’s a group of dudes out there who fucked Anna Kendrick before she was famous…telling everyone how they fucked Anna Kendrick, only for no one to care or believe them….making for a waste of everyone’s time…MUCH LIKE THIS POST…

Yay. It’s over.

Courtney Stodden Wet Big Tits Ass Underboob

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2018

Oct

Couple Gets Busted Fuckking…and Other Videos of the Day

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White Trash Fight

Mailman Peeing on Porch…

Dude Jerking off on Train…

Dunkin Donuts VS Homeless man

No Driver – Pizza Delivery

Taking the Stairs…

Dude Torments Dogs

Racist Woman on Public Transit

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went on a walk through the neighborhood, I figure why not, before they amputate my feet from Diabetes, and I walked by a high school football game, where all these half naked, despite it being freezing girls were watching what I assume was their boyfriends playing, not that young people do boyfriends and girlfriends, they are non commital and basically sex workers in their own right, even at a young age…but when you’re raised on porn, you’re different.

I was raised on porn, I mean kind of, I used to watch Debbie Does Dallas every fucking day, and back then they played up the football player and cheerleader sex, but it was far less hardcore than you know these kids are…I guess evolution….

Evolution man…some see it as the world being doomed, others see it as progress..I see it as everyone is dirtier than sex workers on the streets all fucked up on drugs with rotting out teeth and bodies…and cunts….But at least they smell better and have tighter bodies.

The only sad thing about the football / cheerleader hardcore sex is the norm thing, is that while I was walking by the perverts, tit flashing to show appreciation or support didn’t happen.

I guess they save that for their IG feed.

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Paul McCartney on Who Broke Up the Beatles
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Gisele Mental Health Issues Caused by Shitty Tits…
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Believe all women is a terrifying concept…cuz girls are crazy and they lie especially when they are mad, or embarrassed and not willing to take accountability for being stupid, and putting themselves in stupid situations, while just easier to blame, to play victim, to cry, they are girls afterall…

Not to mention, they have selective memory…

Not to say all women are liars, or not victims, but maybe that’s just the way the world goes….all men are perverts – every guy is a pervert…they may not be rapists, or assaulters…but they are fucking perverts…and women, being the target of that perversion, will face dudes they don’t want to face being perverts towards them…as there are a percentage of dudes with no self control…

Every straight dude sees a set of tits and looks….not every dude sees a set of tits and grabs them…but there’s always that one guy who can’t control his hormones who grabs the tits and ruins it for everyone else…forcing all women to not wear tits out for fear of being grabbed…only that never happens..instead they show more tits…

Not every dude has the capacity to understand what girls are saying to them, or that girls don’t want to fuck them, just because the girl is talking to them, or using them to pay for their drinks and dinner.

Not every dude can say “Oh she’s just using me, she’s just being friendly, her tits are hanging out of her shirt, I want them in my mouth”…only to not put them in his mouth.

We are humans, people flirt, some people don’t know how to control themselves, we’ve all seen drunk people, or half retards, or Frat Boys…and Jocks..

That’s why I like to affiliate with you people…the ones who are scared of women…its easier on my conscious…you just jerk off to their pics, you’d never try to get them in bed with you. My people….

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GOOD FOR US…not able to get laid since the 80s.

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Love HEwitt Went to Church Together
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ATV Loading Fail…
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Smallest Flying Sports Car
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Kourtney Kardashian See Through…
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The People VS Kanye West
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Sarah Palin’s Son Got Arrested….
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Cyclist Close Brush with Death…
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Drunk Driver Crashes in Truck
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Rat Cow’s Low Rise Pants
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Ultralight Plane Crash
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So Many Asses
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RITA ORA See Through
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Anne Hathaway Big Cleavage
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Cheryl Cole in Silver
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Paris Berelc in Camo and Slutty Shorts
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Elle Faning in a Tight Dress
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The Proper Way to MIlk a Motherfucker
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They Say She’s a University Student – I don’t Believe Them
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