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2018

13

Aug

Halle Berry Tits for Instagram of the Day

When I look at Halle Berry’s use of instagram as an old lady, I can’t help but wonder how great her feed would have been if instagram happened when she was just a white girl with a black father getting cast as a black girl cuz she’s white and the Hollywood execs don’t like actual black people…SYSTEMATIC RACISM motherfuckers….

I know that the middle class to top tier celebrity at the top hustle wasn’t an easy one, and that Halle Berry and her amazing, iconic, legendary Oscar winning tits would do anything to make her dreams come true…but it was in an era behind closed doors….

It wasn’t get famous on your own, DIY getting naked for everyone to see you navigate your way through it.

It was get the right power dudes to buy into you after winning them over, like they didn’t have good enough lives running Hollywood being rich as fuck….they also got the buffet of eager women and still do…but they do it while we watch along in their whoring.

Because if Halle Berry is doing this on her own…..at her own will….at 100 years old when she’s already rich and famous you’d expect little to know whoring at this age but it’s happening…it’s trickling through…making me fixate on all the spread ass pics – we’ve missed out on.

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2018

13

Aug

Sarah Stephens Big Tits in a Nude Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Stephens is some 28 year old “model” who I posted many fucking years ago….because I keep track of big titty women willing to get naked….

What I do know, is that she is an Australian, who at 18 years old model walked for Victoria’s Secret….

Then at 22 she was already forgotten and washed up and doing bootleg Victoria’s Secret campaigns for random low level lingerie companies….because they help pay for the cocaine, or pay the rent, or convince the sugar daddy she’s putting work in…

I assume all these model chicks are on the same hustle…work one day a year for 5k yet hang on yachts in the Mediterranean all summer…seems logical.

Now at 28, she knows…get fucking naked, she’s got dreams to make happen and she doesn’t have much time…those tits aren’t going to stay perky forever…but they will stay huge..which is why I like her.

The funny thing in all this is that I don’t even know if this Sarah Stephens is that Sarah Stephens…but I’ll roll with it….and I ma pretty sure it is…you know The Playboy hustle that isn’t as effective as it once was but still hopeful that it will help promote a bitch…and I guess it does.

Everyone look at these tits!

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2018

13

Aug

Man Catches Crackheads Fucking in his Van and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Wash of the Day

Cops Shoot Jerking Off Dude cuz He’s Jerking Off..

The Dude Who Stole the Plane to Commit Suicide was Very Epic

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Boyfriend Catches Dude Staring at His girl’s Ass

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2018

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many fat 20 year olds with fake lips, who helped make Kyle Jenner a billionaire buying her shit products, are knocked up right now…trying to live out that Kyle Jenner life…you know being like their hero without all of their hero’s money and resources…because like porn normalized girls filming blowjob videos for their snap chat fans…Kylie Jenner is normalizing clown faced bitches having half black babies…which I guess was already normalized thanks to MTV’s teen mom shit…but what ever happened to people being ashamed of themselves when making dumb decisions…instead they are all entitled about it…like that girl I saw in the park yelling at some dude for watching her tan….I was that dude…and she felt it was rapey…when all I was doing was staring at her bikini top tits…she was fat, what was I supposed to look at…it’s not like I had a hard on or anything..

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2018

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always love when I come across a stripper looking girl on social media, who has some fake bolt on tits, that look like they were bolted on at some chop shop garage by some immigrant cuz you couldn’t afford a real labourer to do it…

You know the all fake face injected face looking, clown like, sugar baby whore type….you know was a sex worker, is a sex worker, will always be a sex worker..

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2018

10

Aug

Camila Morrone Massive Tits of the Day

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Camila Morrone, is an aspiring actress, turned titty model, turned Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend, because we know the only tits Leo likes are on dudes….

She is the stepdaughter of Al Pacino….but not really, because her mom is some fame whore actress from South America in her early 40s he has been fucking or obsessed with her for a while…as these women do with their vagina sorcery to suck us all in…

I assume her and her daughter turn some tricks together to help secure these men like Leo to maintain their existence.

I mean she has huge fucking tits, why not use them for good, because there’s something magical about gross sloppy monster tits on a small frame…they are rare, they are weird, they are terrifying, but they are amazing and I want to drown on them always. It is always exciting for me to stare at a huge set of natural tits of any age…because they are rare…all spilling out of a bikini top from every direction….but you see it happen every once in a while, mainly on social media and you have no choice but to fucking love it, whether you have been born homosexual or not. This monster tits are awesome….which could be why homosexual Leo is all up in them…but I’m sticking to her and her mom doing weird incest shit that makes them of value to these rich guys who have seen it all…

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2018

10

Aug

Oana Gregory Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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What the world needs more of is girls like Oana Gregory….

I jumped into this post thinking she was some sex worker or sugar baby – which I guess is the same fucking thing – trying to get ahead or live the good life being pretty much a prostitute….I was like Gregory, that’s not her real name….

So I took it upon myself to google the bitch, and as it turns out…she’s far more famous than I expected. She’s not some instagram hooker sex working. She’s a Disney kid sex working…

But I was right about one thing, her last name isn’t Gregory..that’s a stage name, stripper name, a name for the Execs at Disney who run the PEDO ring….it’s actually Oana Andreea Grigoru? ….

You can follow Oana Gregory the Disney star turned Instagram thot…

Or you can just get down here to her slutty bikini photoshoot where she spreads her legs to show us her mickey mouse ears…..

Because you can be a Disney Kid and still a Romanian sex worker….the two aren’t mutually exclusive…

Kaili Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Kaili Thorne who may not be a Thorne, which I guess in this day and age of people having no fucking taste, is considered a good thing, you know being able to attach yourself to the empire that is Bella Thorne….so milk that shit from every angle you can.

This one is the older sister, the half sister, I don’t know their family history or really care. I just know that Bella Thorne’s dad killed himself because she was fucking annoying, that voice, he knew he unleashed like some kind of demon on society…and I know her step dad fucked around with her, because she used that as an angle in her reclaiming her slutty….and I know her mom is an aggressive stage parent with a dream that I guess happened despite having no relationship with her daughter…she’s watching from the sidelines all slutty and old…proud of raising proper sluts who can monetize without being an official sex worker…

Point being…..Kaili Thorne was doing low level nudity when Bella was some 16 year old Disney Kid being lame as fuck, before the low level nudity thing because a necessity…so in a lot of ways this one helped pave the way for that one…so for that she should be taken out back and shot…but jerk off to her first.

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2018

10

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez was never hot to me, she always seemed like a dude to me, I always questioned dudes attracted to strong women, not emotionally strong women, that doesn’t exist, but physically strong, no-neck looking bitches who work as action stars, or who play cops you wouldn’t want to fuck, in the movies…when they aren’t out there being dykes with models.

However, it seems like she’s got back to being straight, has stopped working out, and is now looking more like a woman than ever, which is the opposite of what happens to typical women who age….they all turn man-like with that estrogen shit…but I guess when you’re built like a dude, the older you get, the less juice your balls produce, and you can finally be the Bruce Jenner you want to be…..

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2018

10

Aug

Mile High Has All You Need for a Good Time of the Day

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Not to mention, with weed being legalized in Canada, I must follow the direction of the government and get into the weed thing, as they try to control a plant, by making it federally legal, for the entire country to give them more of our money by taxing something you can all grow in your backyard…you know since it’s the gateway drug.

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