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2018

12

Jul

Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop…

I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really…

Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration..

I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty…

That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days.

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2018

12

Jul

Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Fat Ariel Winter who dresses provocatively because she’s just trying to live her best life….fat or not..in this fat is normalized, body positivity, inclusivity, every body is a good body bullshit that we all know is a lie designed to sell product…but it what is going on in society…and seeing as she’s not that fat and trying to upset her mother..who she has issues with for whoring her….she just brings it out all the time…

She’s had some freak out on social media for being a cow, or something about her eating too many burgers as a cow and that’s cannibalism….but she’s still bringing the tits out….in a titty pride shirt about whether her nipples offend you, which they shouldn’t we like nipples, whether they are on monster tits that can’t be killed so matter how many times you hack them off….or not..

It’s the shorts that offend me…like we need her fecal matter all over the public places she sits when catching her fat girl breath.

She is the reason there is feces on planes, feces on movie theatre seats…it’s SHORTS like this that can’t handle the ass they are craddling…

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2018

12

Jul

Joy Corrigan See Through Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan, a Florida girl, who has made a career of being a bikini catalog model, doing bikini catalog photoshoots, has pushed herself from Florida to being in the scene, cycling through the bikini industry in NYC and LA, working with all kinds of brands and meeting all kinds of people, like rich men who end up dating her….and she’s decided to up her “fashion” blogger strategy by taking her topless beach life to the streets with a sheer top so you can see her nipples…while out and about…in a trend we hope happens everywhere and not just with women with bolt ons…even though I hate fake tits, I don’t hate them that bad, since they are tits.

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2018

12

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

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Earlier today, even though it’s 8:49 in the morning, and I am still awake from drinking all night and uploading nonsense for you unappreciative pieces of shit to look at and not give me any money for….

I posted a pic of new Olympic Starlet Chloe Kim in a bikini…..

I figure it’s only fair to go to the opposite end of the spectrum and show an Old as fuck, weathered and beaten Olympian in a bikini…sure this one isn’t a Gold Medalist and has let down the country but for a while was masturbation fodder in the men’s magazines for you perverts…so as she ages like a good old fashioned loaf of bread…she wants to document the demise in bikini pics so you can join her in that demise..and this is her most recent erotic….you can see her hip bridge / pussy print if you look hard enough…but you already know that don’t you…cuz you’re looking hard enough.

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2018

12

Jul

Izabel Goulart Hot Bikini Body of the Day

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Izabel Goulart has a hot fucking body. I used to really appreciate her workout videos. I don’t think I’ve watched any of them in a very fucking long time because I fucking hate instagram…but there was a while where I was posting them all the time….you can probably check the archives if you care…and I probably wrote the exact same thing I’m writing now about old bitches who still like to walk the VS lingerie runway….so they stay in shape….who ditched out on the brand’s day to day angel-ing to move back to Brazil on her pile of money…..to focus on being close to 40 fucking years old and committed to health and nutrition…pretty much retired..not bad for a Brazilian…who may be a tranny, I mean the muscle tone coupled with hearing that Brazil has the best Trannies that look like women so long as you’re not scared of AIDS….and you’re not…because you’d wear it as a badge of “Look everyone, all the haters, I have proof I’ve had sex, POSITIVE PROOF”….

Either way, her body is mental…

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See how mental it is….and all it takes is diet and exercise slackers…don’t know how to take an athlete approach to winning at life.

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2018

12

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Short Shorts for Jesus of the Day

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I was once on a plane with James Prince from Rap-A-Lot records…he owns an island in Belize thanks to making stupid money of Texas rap….

So I don’t know why the fuck this Jesus Freak is rockin’ his jacket…is she one of those URBAN hip hop Jesus freaks who parties, dresses like a slut for the internet, walks around with her vagina out, but knows that she’s acccepted Jesus into her life, so it’s ok…cuz he died for her sins or some shit…

But at least Kylie Jenner is a billionaire thanks to her cosmetic company…

I can almost see her JESUS LIPS…..that are now Bieber lips…and have been since she was a good christian having underage anal sex pre-marriage with the pop star….

I guess their marriage may make her Canadian…welcome to my sisterhood…let’s maple syrup wrestle eating beavers as we do.

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2018

12

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is part of the problem and not the solution..

As a fat man who can’t fit on the bus seats, plane seats, really any restaurant seat with arms, I feel like I have the right to say….fat is fucking terrible.

As a fat man who has been married to a fat woman who is disabled from being fat, and who I have to actually wipe her ass down sometimes when her pancreas can’t produce enough digestive enzymes to digest the fat she eats and it ends up all over her gross thighs….

As a fat man who has no standards but knows enough to know that fat is disgusting, a liability, a health hazard, unattractive and gross.

I can say that making the seats bigger for the fat people to be more comfortables, and by seats I mean bikinis, is just saying keep eating motherfuckers, die young, be medicated, we don’t care…

This whole inclusivity, body positivity thing is nonsense that is created by people like the Kardashians who are the most vapid plastic surgery ridden women, to sell product to dumb fat chicks who want to believe they can have a good life….and if you’re Iskra Lawrence and in your “fat suit” to get famous…I guess you can…but to the poor suckers who are having fat normalized and are told it’s ok to be them…that’s just bad for everyone and the infrastructure and society as a whole…the health industry just can’t support it…and either can most structures.

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2018

12

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Squat of the Day

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Bella Thorne Bikini Squat is missing one thing…

Her massive, too much rave drugs, pile of shit….you know she had because she has that fast metabolism still, she’s young and has muscle from her pre-raving fitness days…

If you’ve ever been in rave bathrooms / jerked off in Rave bathrooms, you’ll know it’s the one place you can still get crabs….oh and there’s shit everywhere…cuz ravers, even fake ravers like this Disney idiot…are disgusting…and so is Bella Thorne.

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2018

12

Jul

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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Sophie Turner is the girlfriend of Joe Jonas…and on Game of Thrones but you nerd virgin weridos already know that…creeps….

What you don’t already know is what her vagina looks like, so she took it upon herself to wear the trendy shorts the kids are wearing to show you all about it….

I am sure this is something you can’t handle, unless you’re committed to the cause of nerdom and you can’t fuck with nerd shit unless it is in character, otherwise it is just too real…like her cameltoe…that shit is too fucking real, or unreal, or who knows…maybe there’s an insert they sell on amazon for trannies to have cameltoes….

I figure if you’re a woman and in tight pants and you don’t have a cameltoe, there’s something wrong with you on a moral level….because I want the damn cameltoes all fucking day.

Thanks Sophie Turner…you tall midget dating shorts in your vagina star.

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2018

12

Jul

Sandra Kubicka Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is an instagram model..

I guess I’m not up to speed on Instagram…or maybe…just maybe…all these whores are interchangeable attention seeking, running after the same job, the same rich guy who loves instagram models, and the whole thing is a repetitive as their instagram feed…

It’s like she was featured in GQ online once, or maybe she was a Playboy Cybergirl, who knows…but now bitch thinks she fucking matters…

She’s dating, or engaged to a DJ, living the American dream in Miami, getting naked in photoshoots because that’s just what the kids are doing you know…being VIP and rich from the man you fuck and your tits…but mainly cuz of your tits.

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